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Title: Sands of Beijing
Post by: Alexandru H. on March 20, 2010, 03:07:33 AM
In 2000, an American reporter ran this story

Beijing's Desert Storm
The desert is sweeping into China's valleys, choking rivers and consuming precious farm land. Beijing has responded with massive tree-planting campaigns, but the Great Green Walls may not be able to buffer the sand, which could cover the capital in a few years

By Ron Gluckman /Beijing, Fengning and Langtougou, China

http://www.gluckman.com/ChinaDesert.html (http://www.gluckman.com/ChinaDesert.html)

6 years later, we get this:

330,000-ton sand fell on Beijing
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2006-04/19/content_571196.htm

While a few hours ago, Beijing gets struck again...

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Title: Re: Sands of Beijing
Post by: Razgovory on March 20, 2010, 03:12:37 AM
Thank God people can't affect the climate.
Title: Re: Sands of Beijing
Post by: The Brain on March 20, 2010, 03:38:31 AM
I took a 330,000 ton dump this morning. I STAND RELIEVED
Title: Re: Sands of Beijing
Post by: Josquius on March 20, 2010, 06:19:23 AM
I heard of this quite a few years back, thought they'd managed to sort it with lots of money pre-olympics...shame they haven't.
Title: Re: Sands of Beijing
Post by: CountDeMoney on March 20, 2010, 06:43:42 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 20, 2010, 03:12:37 AM
Thank God people can't affect the climate.

No shit.  Couldn't happen to a better bunch.
Title: Re: Sands of Beijing
Post by: Neil on March 20, 2010, 08:41:16 AM
Unfortunately, the Gobi has a long was to go before it absorbs all of that cursed country.  Still, it's a shame that something like this didn't happen during the Olympics.  Give China a real black eye.
Title: Re: Sands of Beijing
Post by: Razgovory on March 20, 2010, 10:55:28 AM
Quote from: Neil on March 20, 2010, 08:41:16 AM
Unfortunately, the Gobi has a long was to go before it absorbs all of that cursed country.  Still, it's a shame that something like this didn't happen during the Olympics.  Give China a real black eye.

Do they know you are saying that?  I thought China had bought out Alberta.
Title: Re: Sands of Beijing
Post by: Neil on March 20, 2010, 12:03:09 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 20, 2010, 10:55:28 AM
Quote from: Neil on March 20, 2010, 08:41:16 AM
Unfortunately, the Gobi has a long was to go before it absorbs all of that cursed country.  Still, it's a shame that something like this didn't happen during the Olympics.  Give China a real black eye.

Do they know you are saying that?  I thought China had bought out Alberta.
Of course not.

Alberta remains the exclusive preserve of the ethnic Albertans:  White, anglophone heterosexuals.
Title: Re: Sands of Beijing
Post by: DGuller on March 20, 2010, 12:05:16 PM
That picture looks familiar.  Are you sure it's not from a couple of years ago?
Title: Re: Sands of Beijing
Post by: Barrister on March 20, 2010, 12:14:12 PM
Quote from: Neil on March 20, 2010, 12:03:09 PM
Alberta remains the exclusive preserve of the ethnic Albertans:  White, anglophone heterosexuals.

:lmfao:
Title: Re: Sands of Beijing
Post by: Viking on March 20, 2010, 01:16:54 PM
Quote from: Neil on March 20, 2010, 12:03:09 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 20, 2010, 10:55:28 AM
Quote from: Neil on March 20, 2010, 08:41:16 AM
Unfortunately, the Gobi has a long was to go before it absorbs all of that cursed country.  Still, it's a shame that something like this didn't happen during the Olympics.  Give China a real black eye.

Do they know you are saying that?  I thought China had bought out Alberta.
Of course not.

Alberta remains the exclusive preserve of the ethnic Albertans:  White, anglophone heterosexuals.

Yes, the white anglophone hetrosexual Stoney Nakoda Sioux for example...

here meeting the last royal of the age of dreadnoughts

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Title: Re: Sands of Beijing
Post by: Barrister on March 20, 2010, 01:19:32 PM
Not to mention the Franco-Albertans and the gay Albertans...
Title: Re: Sands of Beijing
Post by: Neil on March 20, 2010, 01:44:03 PM
Quote from: Barrister on March 20, 2010, 01:19:32 PM
Not to mention the Franco-Albertans and the gay Albertans...
Second-class citizens.
Title: Re: Sands of Beijing
Post by: jimmy olsen on March 21, 2010, 02:04:05 AM
That blows all the way over the sea to here.
Title: Re: Sands of Beijing
Post by: PRC on March 21, 2010, 02:20:35 AM
Quote from: Viking on March 20, 2010, 01:16:54 PM
Yes, the white anglophone hetrosexual Stoney Nakoda Sioux for example...

here meeting the last royal of the age of dreadnoughts

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fb%2Fb4%2FTheir_Majesties_greet_chieftains_of_the_Stoney_Indian_Tribe%252C_who_have_brought_a_photo_of_Queen_Victoria.jpg&hash=2382d540d0216eb6b31f520a1b6640baf6f793b4)

Stoney Nakoda now has a casino in the middle of nowhere just before the turn off to Kananaskis.  They should have knifed all those ethnic Albertans standing around them in that picture.
Title: Re: Sands of Beijing
Post by: Mr.Penguin on March 21, 2010, 02:41:56 AM
"And such this once great civilization disappeared under the sands of time"... 
Title: Re: Sands of Beijing
Post by: PRC on March 21, 2010, 02:52:16 AM
Quote from: Mr.Penguin on March 21, 2010, 02:41:56 AM
"And such this once great civilization diapered under the sands of time"... 

Hopefully disappeared and not diapered eh?
Title: Re: Sands of Beijing
Post by: Mr.Penguin on March 21, 2010, 03:15:31 AM
Quote from: PRC on March 21, 2010, 02:52:16 AM
Quote from: Mr.Penguin on March 21, 2010, 02:41:56 AM
"And such this once great civilization diapered under the sands of time"... 

Hopefully disappeared and not diapered eh?

both works for me... :P