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Title: Corey Haim is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi in a helicopter....
Post by: Scipio on March 10, 2010, 09:05:25 AM
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/03/10/corey-haim-dead-drugs-rehab-child-star/

Wow.  What a fucking tragedy.
Title: Re: Corey Haim is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi in a helicopter....
Post by: Viking on March 10, 2010, 09:10:07 AM
who?
Title: Re: Corey Haim is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi in a helicopter....
Post by: Martinus on March 10, 2010, 09:39:31 AM
RIP, Corey.

I will masturbate to Lost Boys in your memory.
Title: Re: Corey Haim is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi in a helicopter....
Post by: Ed Anger on March 10, 2010, 09:43:05 AM
Quote from: Martinus on March 10, 2010, 09:39:31 AM
RIP, Corey.

I will masturbate to Lost Boys in your memory.

Well, there went ever watching that movie ever again.  :yuk:
Title: Re: Corey Haim is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi in a helicopter....
Post by: Martinus on March 10, 2010, 09:46:16 AM
Mission: Accomplished.  :bowler:
Title: Re: Corey Haim is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi in a helicopter....
Post by: DontSayBanana on March 10, 2010, 09:57:55 AM
Quote from: Martinus on March 10, 2010, 09:46:16 AM
Mission: Accomplished.  :bowler:

You were aiming for necrophilia?  If so, you are: successful. :P
Title: Re: Corey Haim is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi in a helicopter....
Post by: Caliga on March 10, 2010, 10:50:32 AM
Quote from: Martinus on March 10, 2010, 09:39:31 AM
RIP, Corey.

I will masturbate to Lost Boys in your memory.
TOO SOON. :angry:
Title: Re: Corey Haim is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi in a helicopter....
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on March 10, 2010, 01:17:43 PM
RIP Your appearances on Robot Chicken will be missed.
Title: Re: Corey Haim is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi in a helicopter....
Post by: Syt on March 10, 2010, 01:27:16 PM
In other news, Corey Feldman is looking for a new sidekick.
Title: Re: Corey Haim is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi in a helicopter....
Post by: Jaron on March 10, 2010, 04:55:54 PM
Cory Feldman is now obligated to commit suicide via hemlock.  :homestar:
Title: Re: Corey Haim is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi in a helicopter....
Post by: Caliga on March 10, 2010, 07:39:33 PM
Quote from: Syt on March 10, 2010, 01:27:16 PM
In other news, Corey Feldman is looking for a new sidekick.
Jaron.  :)
Title: Re: Corey Haim is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi in a helicopter....
Post by: Jaron on March 10, 2010, 08:02:08 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 10, 2010, 07:39:33 PM
Quote from: Syt on March 10, 2010, 01:27:16 PM
In other news, Corey Feldman is looking for a new sidekick.
Jaron.  :)

i'm too young and hot  :cool: