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Title: The world's richest man
Post by: Martim Silva on March 10, 2010, 08:57:20 AM
Forbes will reveal today its list of billionaires.

My buddies at Forbes already told me who they are, but you plebeians will have to wait until 11 PM (6 PM EST) to find out.

MWHAHAHAHAHA  :showoff:

Place your bets.
Title: Re: The world's richest man
Post by: Eochaid on March 10, 2010, 09:00:34 AM

I'm betting on Mono.

Kevin
Title: Re: The world's richest man
Post by: Viking on March 10, 2010, 09:03:28 AM
Carlos Slim?
Title: Re: The world's richest man
Post by: Pedrito on March 10, 2010, 09:12:31 AM
Lakshmi Mittal or Bill Gates

L.
Title: Re: The world's richest man
Post by: Ed Anger on March 10, 2010, 10:05:24 AM
people still read magazines? How quaint.
Title: Re: The world's richest man
Post by: DGuller on March 10, 2010, 10:20:07 AM
Quote from: Viking on March 10, 2010, 09:03:28 AM
Carlos Slim?
That's my bet.  Being a crony capitalist in a third world country is a much safer bet than owning volatile equities and funding charities in US.
Title: Re: The world's richest man
Post by: Viking on March 10, 2010, 10:28:08 AM
Quote from: DGuller on March 10, 2010, 10:20:07 AM
Quote from: Viking on March 10, 2010, 09:03:28 AM
Carlos Slim?
That's my bet.  Being a crony capitalist in a third world country is a much safer bet than owning volatile equities and funding charities in US.

Plus Mittal has had problems with Corus and the Nano during the last year.
Title: Re: The world's richest man
Post by: Martim Silva on March 10, 2010, 11:08:49 AM
I'll add that it was a VERY close race.

So close, in fact, that if it was an election, there would probably be a recount.
Title: Re: The world's richest man
Post by: Razgovory on March 10, 2010, 11:09:50 AM
People read Forbes magazine?
Title: Re: The world's richest man
Post by: clandestino on March 10, 2010, 11:54:29 AM
Is it that important?

Maybe when you are so rich, the only thing that matters is beating your competition.
Title: Re: The world's richest man
Post by: Razgovory on March 10, 2010, 12:16:35 PM
Quote from: clandestino on March 10, 2010, 11:54:29 AM
Is it that important?

Maybe when you are so rich, the only thing that matters is beating your competition.

The only thing that matters is to find alchemists who can give you mortality.
Title: Re: The world's richest man
Post by: PDH on March 10, 2010, 12:25:53 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 10, 2010, 12:16:35 PM
Quote from: clandestino on March 10, 2010, 11:54:29 AM
Is it that important?

Maybe when you are so rich, the only thing that matters is beating your competition.

The only thing that matters is to find alchemists who can give you mortality.
Actually, alchemists are quite good at this.
Title: Re: The world's richest man
Post by: DGuller on March 10, 2010, 12:42:58 PM
Quote from: PDH on March 10, 2010, 12:25:53 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 10, 2010, 12:16:35 PM
Quote from: clandestino on March 10, 2010, 11:54:29 AM
Is it that important?

Maybe when you are so rich, the only thing that matters is beating your competition.

The only thing that matters is to find alchemists who can give you mortality.
Actually, alchemists are quite good at this.
:lol:
Title: Re: The world's richest man
Post by: Faeelin on March 10, 2010, 12:47:13 PM
It's me, for I am rich in friendship.

Not with anyone from Languish, obviously.
Title: Re: The world's richest man
Post by: Eddie Teach on March 10, 2010, 01:02:52 PM
Quote from: DGuller on March 10, 2010, 10:20:07 AM
Quote from: Viking on March 10, 2010, 09:03:28 AM
Carlos Slim?
That's my bet.  Being a crony capitalist in a third world country is a much safer bet than owning volatile equities and funding charities in US.

Yeah, I don't think Gates even wanted to keep the title.
Title: Re: The world's richest man
Post by: Josquius on March 10, 2010, 01:06:53 PM
Isn't it the Ikea guy? :unsure:
Title: Re: The world's richest man
Post by: Viking on March 10, 2010, 01:48:19 PM
I just saw it in the news, I WIN!!

What do I win?
Title: Re: The world's richest man
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on March 10, 2010, 01:49:51 PM
Quote from: Viking on March 10, 2010, 01:48:19 PM
I just saw it in the news, I WIN!!

What do I win?

The prize.
Title: Re: The world's richest man
Post by: grumbler on March 10, 2010, 01:54:36 PM
I didn't know Forbes was still around, or that anyone still cared about who was the nominally-richest man.

It is ironic seeing Martim as the one squealing like a girl because he knew ahead of time.  :P
Title: Re: The world's richest man
Post by: Berkut on March 10, 2010, 01:56:04 PM
Quote from: grumbler on March 10, 2010, 01:54:36 PM
I didn't know Forbes was still around, or that anyone still cared about who was the nominally-richest man.

It is ironic seeing Martim as the one squealing like a girl because he knew ahead of time.  :P

Does anyone believe that he knew ahead of time though?

He has a rather odd set of groups he is in tight with - both the Soverrrh, Russian government, and Forbes.
Title: Re: The world's richest man
Post by: DGuller on March 10, 2010, 01:59:05 PM
Quote from: Viking on March 10, 2010, 01:48:19 PM
I just saw it in the news, I WIN!!

What do I win?
And I was smart enough to know that you had a good guess. :smarty:
Title: Re: The world's richest man
Post by: grumbler on March 10, 2010, 02:07:13 PM
Quote from: Berkut on March 10, 2010, 01:56:04 PM
Does anyone believe that he knew ahead of time though?

He has a rather odd set of groups he is in tight with - both the Soverrrh, Russian government, and Forbes.
The Iraqi refugees who stay at his house could have told him, or he could have discovered this in a trip to his Union years ago (you know how accurately those Russian statistical economists could predict the future, so calculating the richest man in the world each year for 25 years or so in advance would have been easy.
Title: Re: The world's richest man
Post by: The Brain on March 10, 2010, 02:09:52 PM
Don't forget that he hangs out with Angelina Jolie.
Title: Re: The world's richest man
Post by: The Minsky Moment on March 10, 2010, 03:03:07 PM
Its rather a silly excercise b/c the key contenders hold the wealth mostly in the form of big blocks of equity that are subject to significant fluctuation, and which cannot be liquidated at market value.
Title: Re: The world's richest man
Post by: garbon on March 10, 2010, 04:49:17 PM
Quote from: The Brain on March 10, 2010, 02:09:52 PM
Don't forget that he hangs out with Angelina Jolie.

:(
Title: Re: The world's richest man
Post by: MadImmortalMan on March 10, 2010, 05:58:18 PM
Quote from: DGuller on March 10, 2010, 10:20:07 AM
Quote from: Viking on March 10, 2010, 09:03:28 AM
Carlos Slim?
That's my bet.  Being a crony capitalist in a third world country is a much safer bet than owning volatile equities and funding charities in US.

In that case, Ingvar Kamprad has a good shot too.  :P
Title: Re: The world's richest man
Post by: jimmy olsen on March 10, 2010, 06:48:44 PM
And here's the list

http://www.forbes.com/lists/2010/10/billionaires-2010_The-Worlds-Billionaires_Rank.html
QuoteRank   Name   Citizenship   Age   Net Worth ($bil)   Residence
1    Carlos Slim Helu & family   Mexico    70    53.5    Mexico
2    William Gates III   United States    54    53.0    United States
3    Warren Buffett   United States    79    47.0    United States
4    Mukesh Ambani   India    52    29.0    India
5    Lakshmi Mittal   India    59    28.7    United Kingdom
6    Lawrence Ellison   United States    65    28.0    United States
7    Bernard Arnault   France    61    27.5    France
8    Eike Batista   Brazil    53    27.0    Brazil
9    Amancio Ortega   Spain    74    25.0    Spain
10    Karl Albrecht   Germany    90    23.5    Germany
11    Ingvar Kamprad & family   Sweden    83    23.0    Switzerland
12    Christy Walton & family   United States    55    22.5    United States
13    Stefan Persson   Sweden    62    22.4    Sweden
14    Li Ka-shing   Hong Kong    81    21.0    Hong Kong
15    Jim Walton   United States    62    20.7    United States
16    Alice Walton   United States    60    20.6    United States
17    Liliane Bettencourt   France    87    20.0    France
18    S. Robson Walton   United States    66    19.8    United States
19    Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal Alsaud   Saudi Arabia    55    19.4    Saudi Arabia
20    David Thomson & family   Canada    52    19.0    Canada
21    Michael Otto & family   Germany    66    18.7    Germany
22    Lee Shau Kee   Hong Kong    82    18.5    Hong Kong
23    Michael Bloomberg   United States    68    18.0    United States
24    Sergey Brin   United States    36    17.5    United States
24    Charles Koch   United States    74    17.5    United States
Title: Re: The world's richest man
Post by: sbr on March 10, 2010, 06:51:00 PM
Why is there

12    Christy Walton & family
15    Jim Walton   
16    Alice Walton 

Are they not all of one family of is there some other stupidly rich Walton families around?
Title: Re: The world's richest man
Post by: The Minsky Moment on March 10, 2010, 06:51:59 PM
So basically, in a month. from now the top 3 could be reversed.
Title: Re: The world's richest man
Post by: The Minsky Moment on March 10, 2010, 06:53:04 PM
Quote from: sbr on March 10, 2010, 06:51:00 PM
Why is there

12    Christy Walton & family
15    Jim Walton   
16    Alice Walton 

Are they not all of one family of is there some other stupidly rich Walton families around?

Because Sam Walton divided the money among his descendants, who have separate households.
Title: Re: The world's richest man
Post by: Martim Silva on March 10, 2010, 06:59:51 PM
Quote from: Berkut on March 10, 2010, 01:56:04 PM

Does anyone believe that he knew ahead of time though?

He has a rather odd set of groups he is in tight with - both the Soverrrh, Russian government, and Forbes.

I wanted to post the results earlier, but didn't had the time. But note the difference between Slim and Gates is just .5 billion - an extremely close race, as I said.

My job makes me close to a lot of capitalists. Since one has to live in a rotten society, I guessed I might as well get a position in the places where real money is made. Which made me far more successful than most hardcore Liberals I know.

I guess that one needs to despise the system to actually thrive in it. Those that respect it kinda fall by the sidelines.
Title: Re: The world's richest man
Post by: merithyn on March 10, 2010, 07:00:25 PM
Quote from: sbr on March 10, 2010, 06:51:00 PM
Why is there

12    Christy Walton & family
15    Jim Walton   
16    Alice Walton 

Are they not all of one family of is there some other stupidly rich Walton families around?

And 18   S. Robson Walton, too.

Imagine if they pooled their resources....
Title: Re: The world's richest man
Post by: Martim Silva on March 10, 2010, 07:09:55 PM
Quote from: merithyn
Imagine if they pooled their resources....

The Waltons are Americas' wealthiest family, but they don't act as one.

Their internal disputes and personal quirks are like something out of a soap opera, and thus they are counted individually rather than collectively.
Title: Re: The world's richest man
Post by: Monoriu on March 10, 2010, 07:11:30 PM
Tiny Hong Kong has two spots in the top 24 :yeah:
Title: Re: The world's richest man
Post by: Zanza on March 10, 2010, 07:21:55 PM
I wonder how they always come up with the numbers for the Albrecht brothers. Their company is not public, they don't give any earnings informations either. How can anybody even know how much their company is worth then?
Title: Re: The world's richest man
Post by: Razgovory on March 10, 2010, 07:24:40 PM
Quote from: Martim Silva on March 10, 2010, 07:09:55 PM
Quote from: merithyn
Imagine if they pooled their resources....

The Waltons are Americas' wealthiest family, but they don't act as one.

Their internal disputes and personal quirks are like something out of a soap opera, and thus they are counted individually rather than collectively.

Also that TV show was sappy and generally sucked.  Bush liked it though.
Title: Re: The world's richest man
Post by: Grey Fox on March 10, 2010, 08:07:43 PM
What about Rochschild?
Title: Re: The world's richest man
Post by: Monoriu on March 10, 2010, 08:10:27 PM
Quote from: Zanza on March 10, 2010, 07:21:55 PM
I wonder how they always come up with the numbers for the Albrecht brothers. Their company is not public, they don't give any earnings informations either. How can anybody even know how much their company is worth then?

Guesstimates.  I bet they have to do that for most people on the list. 
Title: Re: The world's richest man
Post by: The Minsky Moment on March 10, 2010, 08:11:44 PM
Quote from: Zanza on March 10, 2010, 07:21:55 PM
I wonder how they always come up with the numbers for the Albrecht brothers. Their company is not public, they don't give any earnings informations either. How can anybody even know how much their company is worth then?

Should not be difficult to estimate sales and gross margins.
Title: Re: The world's richest man
Post by: Grey Fox on March 10, 2010, 08:12:49 PM
Those people also file income taxes reports, just look at those then an educated guess.
Title: Re: The world's richest man
Post by: The Minsky Moment on March 10, 2010, 08:20:39 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 10, 2010, 08:12:49 PM
Those people also file income taxes reports, just look at those then an educated guess.

Income tax returns are usually confidential; sales tax receipts OTOH may be easier to get. 
Title: Re: The world's richest man
Post by: Tonitrus on March 10, 2010, 11:03:11 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 10, 2010, 08:07:43 PM
What about Rochschild?

To keep a secret, one must keep secret, that one has a secret to keep.
Title: Re: The world's richest man
Post by: Grey Fox on March 10, 2010, 11:30:58 PM
And they do real good job at it.