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Title: Anus bar opens in Vienna. Also: visit the dismembered female torso "BikiniBar"
Post by: Syt on March 05, 2010, 01:16:57 AM
http://www.croatiantimes.com/news/Around_the_World/2010-03-02/9294/Bottoms_up_

Quotehttp://Bottoms up

Marija Andric

At some point, everyone's been in a bar they thought should be called the backside of the world.

But modern artist Joep van Lieshout has gone one better to create the BarRectum at an exhibition in the Austrian capital Vienna.

The building - based on a huge human anus - is part of a series of shocking sculptures on show by the Dutch oddball.

Others include a tourist kiosk in the shape of a human sperm and a nightclub shaped like a decapitated female torso wearing a bikini.

"I'm not sure I'd be that keen on going up the rectum for a quick drink but it's an interesting idea," said one art lover.

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"Arschbar" (Assbar)
Title: Re: Anus bar opens in Vienna. Also: visit the dismembered female torso "BikiniBar"
Post by: The Brain on March 05, 2010, 01:20:06 AM
I wish I could go back in time and fix 1529, 1683.
Title: Re: Anus bar opens in Vienna. Also: visit the dismembered female torso "BikiniBar"
Post by: jimmy olsen on March 05, 2010, 01:23:33 AM
WTF is wrong with you people?
Title: Re: Anus bar opens in Vienna. Also: visit the dismembered female torso "BikiniBar"
Post by: The Brain on March 05, 2010, 01:24:41 AM
It says a lot about Hitler's artistic talent that he was rejected by the Viennese.
Title: Re: Anus bar opens in Vienna. Also: visit the dismembered female torso "BikiniBar"
Post by: jimmy olsen on March 05, 2010, 01:28:20 AM
Quote from: The Brain on March 05, 2010, 01:24:41 AM
It says a lot about Hitler's artistic talent that he was rejected by the Viennese.

:XD:
Title: Re: Anus bar opens in Vienna. Also: visit the dismembered female torso "BikiniBar"
Post by: Syt on March 05, 2010, 01:29:51 AM
Personally, I find this hillarious. But that's probably just me.
Title: Re: Anus bar opens in Vienna. Also: visit the dismembered female torso "BikiniBar"
Post by: The Brain on March 05, 2010, 01:33:07 AM
Quote from: Syt on March 05, 2010, 01:29:51 AM
Personally, I find this hillarious. But that's probably just me.

In a way, like watching Timmay trying to spell his way out of a wet fetus bag.
Title: Re: Anus bar opens in Vienna. Also: visit the dismembered female torso "BikiniBar"
Post by: Caliga on March 05, 2010, 06:15:01 AM
That anus looks like it needs some Preparation H. :(
Title: Re: Anus bar opens in Vienna. Also: visit the dismembered female torso "BikiniBar"
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on March 05, 2010, 06:22:28 AM
Classy.  :cool:  Definitely first date type establishments.
Title: Re: Anus bar opens in Vienna. Also: visit the dismembered female torso "BikiniBar"
Post by: CountDeMoney on March 05, 2010, 06:34:03 AM
Europeans are goofs, film at 11.
Title: Re: Anus bar opens in Vienna. Also: visit the dismembered female torso "BikiniBar"
Post by: Josquius on March 05, 2010, 06:57:14 AM
Rather :bleeding: but that it is in genuinly lovely Vienna is rather amusing. Contrasts...goota love 'em
Title: Re: Anus bar opens in Vienna. Also: visit the dismembered female torso "BikiniBar"
Post by: Syt on March 05, 2010, 09:14:33 AM
Quote from: Tyr on March 05, 2010, 06:57:14 AM
Rather :bleeding: but that it is in genuinly lovely Vienna is rather amusing. Contrasts...goota love 'em

The Museum für Moderne Kunst (MuMoK - Museum of Modern Art) has such external installations on occasion. My favorite was "House Attack".

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Title: Re: Anus bar opens in Vienna. Also: visit the dismembered female torso "BikiniBar"
Post by: Malthus on March 05, 2010, 10:12:41 AM
Gotta love Germanic culture.
Title: Re: Anus bar opens in Vienna. Also: visit the dismembered female torso "BikiniBar"
Post by: derspiess on March 05, 2010, 10:29:42 AM
Suddenly I'm a little less embarrassed by the MegaJesus of I-75.
Title: Re: Anus bar opens in Vienna. Also: visit the dismembered female torso "BikiniBar"
Post by: Ed Anger on March 05, 2010, 10:34:32 AM
Quote from: derspiess on March 05, 2010, 10:29:42 AM
Suddenly I'm a little less embarrassed by the MegaJesus of I-75.

I never was. Big Butter Jesus rocks.