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Title: Topeka becomes Google, Kan., for a month
Post by: jimmy olsen on March 02, 2010, 09:41:57 PM
That's just retarded.

http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-google-topeka3-2010mar03,0,6489302.story

QuoteTopeka becomes Google, Kan., for a month
It's a blatant attempt to influence the judges in the competition for a new, superfast broadband network


By Jessica Guynn

March 3, 2010

They are not in Topeka anymore.

Residents of the city in Kansas are abuzz after their mayor signed a proclamation that for the month of March, Topeka will be known as "Google, Kan."

It's part of a campaign to persuade Google to choose the city of 120,000 as the site of a 1-gigabit-per-second fiber-optic broadband network that the Internet giant plans to build as the first outpost of an envisioned nationwide system. That speed would be about 100 times faster than a typical high-speed Internet connection.

Municipalities across the country are competing to land the superfast network.

Topeka's isn't an official, legal name change; more of a request that people honor the proclamation to make a stronger case to Google that Topeka should be the one.

Interest is high. Facebook groups have sprung up to plug different locales.

Topeka has tried this gimmick before. In August 1998, the city changed its name to "ToPikachu" after the Pokemon character.

Other municipalities have gotten into the Internet name game. Halfway, Ore., earned its spot in dot-com history by renaming itself Half.com in 1999 in exchange for $100,000, school computers and other benefits.

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Title: Re: Topeka becomes Google, Kan., for a month
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on March 02, 2010, 10:05:27 PM
Stupid.  This is what happens when the Tim's take public office.

Or maybe the Martinus'.  Though it would then be Analsex for a month.
Title: Re: Topeka becomes Google, Kan., for a month
Post by: Jaron on March 02, 2010, 10:09:09 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on March 02, 2010, 10:05:27 PM
Stupid.  This is what happens when the Tim's take public office.

Or maybe the Martinus'.  Though it would then be Analsex for a month.

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Title: Re: Topeka becomes Google, Kan., for a month
Post by: DontSayBanana on March 02, 2010, 10:26:01 PM
Quote from: Jaron on March 02, 2010, 10:09:09 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on March 02, 2010, 10:05:27 PM
Stupid.  This is what happens when the Tim's take public office.

Or maybe the Martinus'.  Though it would then be Analsex for a month.

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Title: Re: Topeka becomes Google, Kan., for a month
Post by: Eddie Teach on March 02, 2010, 11:23:29 PM
You all are forgetting the obligatory -ski at the end.
Title: Re: Topeka becomes Google, Kan., for a month
Post by: Savonarola on March 03, 2010, 10:12:22 AM
They should keep the name; Brown vs. Google School Board has a certain ring to it.


The village of Springwell, MI changed its name to a very Brave New Worldish "Fordson" in honor of Henry and Edsel Ford in the 1920's.  Alas it was incorporated into the city of Dearborn and is no more.
Title: Re: Topeka becomes Google, Kan., for a month
Post by: Ed Anger on March 03, 2010, 10:17:36 AM
Thankfully I never took that Frito Lay job, so I could skip the embarrassment of living there with that Google shit.
Title: Re: Topeka becomes Google, Kan., for a month
Post by: Capetan Mihali on March 03, 2010, 12:47:21 PM
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Topeka has tried this gimmick before. In August 1998, the city changed its name to "ToPikachu" after the Pokemon character.

:lol:  Awesome.
Title: Re: Topeka becomes Google, Kan., for a month
Post by: Jaron on March 03, 2010, 12:59:36 PM
That is AWESOME!
Title: Re: Topeka becomes Google, Kan., for a month
Post by: The Brain on March 03, 2010, 01:09:15 PM
America sucks.
Title: Re: Topeka becomes Google, Kan., for a month
Post by: Eddie Teach on March 03, 2010, 01:12:28 PM
No u.
Title: Re: Topeka becomes Google, Kan., for a month
Post by: Syt on March 03, 2010, 01:53:22 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on March 02, 2010, 10:05:27 PM
Or maybe the Martinus'.  Though it would then be Analsex for a month.

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