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Title: I nailed a moose
Post by: The Brain on March 02, 2010, 03:23:03 PM
On the way home from work today there was suddenly a BANG and the train shook a bit and there was blood splatter on my window. Turned out we had hit a fairly big moose. When we stopped at the next station they checked for damage and since the moose was still stuck to the engine they had to hack it off.

I had a book about the battle of Fraustadt (1706) to read though so I was OK. Got home 40 minutes late.
Title: Re: I nailed a moose
Post by: Ed Anger on March 02, 2010, 03:25:54 PM
A moose bit my sister.
Title: Re: I nailed a moose
Post by: lustindarkness on March 02, 2010, 03:26:20 PM
One more of your fantasies to check off the list, you nailed a moose.
Title: Re: I nailed a moose
Post by: crazy canuck on March 02, 2010, 03:36:42 PM
I saw the thread title.  I saw the poster.  I didnt think the post would involve a train.
Title: Re: I nailed a moose
Post by: frunk on March 02, 2010, 03:39:10 PM
Or at least not that type of train.
Title: Re: I nailed a moose
Post by: Josquius on March 02, 2010, 05:31:47 PM
Isn't a moose slang term for a ugly girl?
Title: Re: I nailed a moose
Post by: Tonitrus on March 02, 2010, 05:48:31 PM
Quote from: Tyr on March 02, 2010, 05:31:47 PM
Isn't a moose slang term for a ugly girl?

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Title: Re: I nailed a moose
Post by: Barrister on March 02, 2010, 05:53:27 PM
Moosemeat :mmm:
Title: Re: I nailed a moose
Post by: Capetan Mihali on March 02, 2010, 06:49:32 PM
Quote from: frunk on March 02, 2010, 03:39:10 PM
Or at least not that type of train.

:lol:
Title: Re: I nailed a moose
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on March 02, 2010, 10:35:08 PM
:P
Title: Re: I nailed a moose
Post by: DontSayBanana on March 02, 2010, 11:12:05 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 02, 2010, 03:25:54 PM
A moose bit my sister.

Wik.
Title: Re: I nailed a moose
Post by: Lucidor on March 03, 2010, 12:47:49 AM
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Title: Re: I nailed a moose
Post by: KRonn on March 03, 2010, 09:27:49 AM
Well, at least it was your train that hit a moose. I was thinking you hit one in your car, which could be very bad for anyone in the car.