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Title: Danish men have tiny testies
Post by: HVC on February 25, 2010, 11:31:27 AM
Didn't read the article, but the idea bemused me and i thought i'd share.

http://www.slate.com/id/2245110/ (http://www.slate.com/id/2245110/)
Title: Re: Danish men have tiny testies
Post by: DisturbedPervert on February 25, 2010, 11:46:37 AM
Quote"The Finns are doing so much better from every parameter, semen, testes size, and cancer,"

:lol:
Title: Re: Danish men have tiny testies
Post by: Josquius on February 25, 2010, 12:17:59 PM
Swedes have very small penises (penii?) so I don't think Denmark has much to worry about. Or at least for their sake I hope not.
Small balls would be a good thing though no? Smaller target, more comfy in your pants and girls don't give a crap about them.
Title: Re: Danish men have tiny testies
Post by: jimmy olsen on March 02, 2010, 11:27:56 PM
Quote from: Tyr on February 25, 2010, 12:17:59 PM
Swedes have very small penises (penii?)
And how did you find this out? :yeahright:
Title: Re: Danish men have tiny testies
Post by: Lettow77 on March 02, 2010, 11:32:29 PM
 Finns :wub:
Title: Re: Danish men have tiny testies
Post by: Eddie Teach on March 02, 2010, 11:37:06 PM
Quote from: Tyr on February 25, 2010, 12:17:59 PM
Swedes have very small penises (penii?) so I don't think Denmark has much to worry about. Or at least for their sake I hope not.
Small balls would be a good thing though no? Smaller target, more comfy in your pants and girls don't give a crap about them.

Quoted for lulz.
Title: Re: Danish men have tiny testies
Post by: Jaron on March 03, 2010, 12:31:15 AM
I need a dolly and pallet jack just to move my boys around. :(
Title: Re: Danish men have tiny testies
Post by: Razgovory on March 03, 2010, 12:37:46 AM
I'm surprised that Scandiweenies have balls.
Title: Re: Danish men have tiny testies
Post by: Jaron on March 03, 2010, 12:55:32 AM
Maybe they are imported from Germany
Title: Re: Danish men have tiny testies
Post by: Razgovory on March 03, 2010, 01:09:14 AM
Quote from: Jaron on March 03, 2010, 12:55:32 AM
Maybe they are imported from Germany

That would explain where the German's balls went.
Title: Re: Danish men have tiny testies
Post by: Duque de Bragança on March 03, 2010, 03:28:40 AM
Quote from: Tyr on February 25, 2010, 12:17:59 PM
Swedes have very small penises (penii?) so I don't think Denmark has much to worry about.

Penises is correct (plural in -ii is only good for the -us/um  2nd declension) but the true latin plural is penes.
Title: Re: Danish men have tiny testies
Post by: Brazen on March 03, 2010, 04:24:26 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on March 03, 2010, 03:28:40 AM
Quote from: Tyr on February 25, 2010, 12:17:59 PM
Swedes have very small penises (penii?) so I don't think Denmark has much to worry about.

Penises is correct (plural in -ii is only good for the -us/um  2nd declension) but the true latin plural is penes.
Also testes, no i.

Heh. "There's no I in testes."
Title: Re: Danish men have tiny testies
Post by: Josquius on March 03, 2010, 05:49:13 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on March 02, 2010, 11:27:56 PM
Quote from: Tyr on February 25, 2010, 12:17:59 PM
Swedes have very small penises (penii?)
And how did you find this out? :yeahright:
Condoms.
Title: Re: Danish men have tiny testies
Post by: Eddie Teach on March 03, 2010, 05:55:49 AM
Well, at least you're taking precautions.  :)