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Title: Siege invades Miami
Post by: Siege on February 18, 2010, 01:28:51 PM
I'm on R&R leave. I got here on Tuesday morning. My dick hurts, my stomach can't hold the beer, and I still have jet lag. Worst of all, my wife doesn't let me post here in languish. I have to tell her that I am checking my credit card accounts.

Later.

Title: Re: Siege invades Miami
Post by: The Brain on February 18, 2010, 01:30:09 PM
You better post your card details then.
Title: Re: Siege invades Miami
Post by: Grey Fox on February 18, 2010, 01:38:43 PM
Your wife controls you? One hell of a Orthodox jew you are.
Title: Re: Siege invades Miami
Post by: Caliga on February 18, 2010, 01:42:50 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on February 18, 2010, 01:38:43 PM
Your wife controls you? One hell of a Orthodox jew you are.
A domineering Jewish wife?  Never heard of such a thing.
Title: Re: Siege invades Miami
Post by: Grallon on February 18, 2010, 01:42:57 PM
Tell me Seige, do you have a regular boy bitch when in service or do you use your hand only?




G.
Title: Re: Siege invades Miami
Post by: Grey Fox on February 18, 2010, 01:43:57 PM
Quote from: Caliga on February 18, 2010, 01:42:50 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on February 18, 2010, 01:38:43 PM
Your wife controls you? One hell of a Orthodox jew you are.
A domineering Jewish wife?  Never heard of such a thing.

But he's orthodox! Put on the pants or might aswell quit.
Title: Re: Siege invades Miami
Post by: Razgovory on February 18, 2010, 01:48:23 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on February 18, 2010, 01:38:43 PM
Your wife controls you? One hell of a Orthodox jew you are.

Maybe she's the one who hurt his dick.
Title: Re: Siege invades Miami
Post by: jimmy olsen on February 18, 2010, 06:51:08 PM
:punk:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMPArYnklYo
Title: Re: Siege invades Miami
Post by: Barrister on February 18, 2010, 06:58:39 PM
Pretty sure Seigey isn't an Orthodox Jew...
Title: Re: Siege invades Miami
Post by: Korea on February 18, 2010, 08:10:26 PM
Post some shirtless beach pictures.
Title: Re: Siege invades Miami
Post by: HVC on February 18, 2010, 08:29:37 PM
Quote from: Korea on February 18, 2010, 08:10:26 PM
Post some shirtless beach pictures.
Hey Ide, you forgot to log out korea before posting, again.




:P
Title: Re: Siege invades Miami
Post by: Korea on February 18, 2010, 08:34:55 PM
Quote from: HVC on February 18, 2010, 08:29:37 PM
Quote from: Korea on February 18, 2010, 08:10:26 PM
Post some shirtless beach pictures.
Hey Ide, you forgot to log out korea before posting, again.




:P
:D
Title: Re: Siege invades Miami
Post by: Siege on February 19, 2010, 10:25:58 AM
Quote from: Barrister on February 18, 2010, 06:58:39 PM
Pretty sure Seigey isn't an Orthodox Jew...

Of course not. I'm a nationalist tribal-socialist sefaradi fundamentalist nutcase.
There is not such a thing as orthodox, conservative or reform in the sefaradi world.
Those are ashkenazi terms, and it shows ashkenazcentrism and discrimination against ethnic minorities to pretend to apply those classifications to the sefaradi, mizrahi, falashah, bnei menashe, kaifenghoh, teimani, qartveli ebraeli, yuhuri, ma'aravi, tochavi, etc, etc, etc.......

RACIST!!!!!!11111
Title: Re: Siege invades Miami
Post by: Savonarola on February 19, 2010, 10:35:10 AM
Quote from: Siege on February 19, 2010, 10:25:58 AM
ashkenazcentrism

I've just found a new favorite word.   :)

It's too bad it's too long for Scrabble; that would totally win the game.
Title: Re: Siege invades Miami
Post by: Grey Fox on February 19, 2010, 12:09:37 PM
Quote from: Siege on February 19, 2010, 10:25:58 AM
Quote from: Barrister on February 18, 2010, 06:58:39 PM
Pretty sure Seigey isn't an Orthodox Jew...

Of course not. I'm a nationalist tribal-socialist sefaradi fundamentalist nutcase.
There is not such a thing as orthodox, conservative or reform in the sefaradi world.
Those are ashkenazi terms, and it shows ashkenazcentrism and discrimination against ethnic minorities to pretend to apply those classifications to the sefaradi, mizrahi, falashah, bnei menashe, kaifenghoh, teimani, qartveli ebraeli, yuhuri, ma'aravi, tochavi, etc, etc, etc.......

RACIST!!!!!!11111

:rolleyes: Jews.
Title: Re: Siege invades Miami
Post by: grumbler on February 19, 2010, 04:50:36 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on February 19, 2010, 10:35:10 AM
Quote from: Siege on February 19, 2010, 10:25:58 AM
ashkenazcentrism

I've just found a new favorite word.   :)

It's too bad it's too long for Scrabble; that would totally win the game.
Still doesn't top "proletarianization."
Title: Re: Siege invades Miami
Post by: Savonarola on February 19, 2010, 04:57:28 PM
Quote from: grumbler on February 19, 2010, 04:50:36 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on February 19, 2010, 10:35:10 AM
Quote from: Siege on February 19, 2010, 10:25:58 AM
ashkenazcentrism

I've just found a new favorite word.   :)

It's too bad it's too long for Scrabble; that would totally win the game.
Still doesn't top "proletarianization."

Please, "ashkenazcentrism" tops "proletarianization" by seven points.
Title: Re: Siege invades Miami
Post by: Syt on February 20, 2010, 12:16:57 AM
The quick way to win at Scrabble: use a Polish dictionary.
Title: Re: Siege invades Miami
Post by: Siege on February 21, 2010, 01:03:20 AM
Tomorroww, we r going cruising. Holland-American Line, whatever the fuck that is.
I hope they have Carnival prices.
I'll brief you when the mission is co mpleted.
Shalom!

Title: Re: Siege invades Miami
Post by: Eddie Teach on February 21, 2010, 01:24:32 AM
Ashekenazi make the best Jews.  :Joos
Title: Re: Siege invades Miami
Post by: Jaron on February 21, 2010, 01:26:09 AM
Convenient and ironic that the first three letters of those European Jews is "Ash" ^_^
Title: Re: Siege invades Miami
Post by: Siege on February 21, 2010, 01:30:26 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on February 21, 2010, 01:24:32 AM
Ashekenazi make the best Jews.  :Joos

I have so much pain reserved for you.

Title: Re: Siege invades Miami
Post by: Siege on February 21, 2010, 01:32:22 AM
Whioa, Jaron have a nw=ew avatar??????????////////

Title: Re: Siege invades Miami
Post by: Eddie Teach on February 21, 2010, 01:39:51 AM
Quote from: Siege on February 21, 2010, 01:30:26 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on February 21, 2010, 01:24:32 AM
Ashekenazi make the best Jews.  :Joos

I have so much pain reserved for you.

Good thing you don't have any hacking skillz then.
Title: Re: Siege invades Miami
Post by: Savonarola on February 22, 2010, 10:03:37 AM
Quote from: Siege on February 21, 2010, 01:03:20 AM
Tomorroww, we r going cruising. Holland-American Line, whatever the fuck that is.
Shalom!

I've been to the Holland-America Museum in Rotterdam, so I can help you out.  They used to run passenger shipping between the Netherlands and the United States; so they were called Holland-America.   :bowler:
Title: Re: Siege invades Miami
Post by: Josquius on February 22, 2010, 10:31:12 AM
A Jew in Florida? Say it aint so! :o
Title: Re: Siege invades Miami
Post by: Agelastus on February 22, 2010, 12:48:40 PM
Quote from: Siege on February 21, 2010, 01:32:22 AM
Whioa, Jaron have a nw=ew avatar??????????////////

Thank the Lord... :worthy:
Title: Re: Siege invades Miami
Post by: Eddie Teach on February 22, 2010, 04:00:37 PM
Quote from: Agelastus on February 22, 2010, 12:48:40 PM
Quote from: Siege on February 21, 2010, 01:32:22 AM
Whioa, Jaron have a nw=ew avatar??????????////////

Thank the Lord... :worthy:

You should follow suit.