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Title: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Martinus on February 16, 2010, 10:11:14 AM
QuoteTwilight star Robert Pattinson 'hates vaginas'

From: The Daily Telegraph February 16, 2010 1:30PM

TWILIGHT heartthrob Robert Pattinson has revealed his aversion to female private parts, admitting that he hates "vaginas."

The actor is on the cover of the tenth anniversary issue of Details magazine with his head nestled in between a woman's legs. He also poses with some naked ladies and says that his only relationship of relevance is with his dog.

"I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina. But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn't exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover."

Ooops. :homo:
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Caliga on February 16, 2010, 10:13:47 AM
Like this is hardly a first. :P

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fredriverautographs.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F02%2Ftom-cruise-2.jpg&hash=70899810a5b618f2588de52a39d4d6b6bde989c3)
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Grey Fox on February 16, 2010, 10:18:23 AM
Alright.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Berkut on February 16, 2010, 10:26:57 AM
That is bizarre - is he gay? I mean, I guess you don't ahve to hate vaginas to be gay, or I suppose you could not be gay and hate the coochy, but...yeah...I think I will just stick with 'bizarre'.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Grallon on February 16, 2010, 10:46:41 AM
Quote from: Martinus on February 16, 2010, 10:11:14 AM

Ooops. :homo:


So he's having tea and dumplings with all those girls following him around?!   He's such a cuty though.  :wub:




G.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: HVC on February 16, 2010, 11:17:47 AM
Apparently he has poor personal hygene and stinks becasue of it. If he's gay, he's going against the fastidious  stereotype :P
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: derspiess on February 16, 2010, 11:21:40 AM
More for me.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Fate on February 16, 2010, 11:25:36 AM
Quote from: derspiess on February 16, 2010, 11:21:40 AM
More for me.

Aren't you a social conservative?

Oh, you're the Mark Sanford type of social conservative.   :lol:
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Malthus on February 16, 2010, 11:31:06 AM
Quote from: Martinus on February 16, 2010, 10:11:14 AM
QuoteTwilight star Robert Pattinson 'hates vaginas'

From: The Daily Telegraph February 16, 2010 1:30PM

TWILIGHT heartthrob Robert Pattinson has revealed his aversion to female private parts, admitting that he hates "vaginas."

The actor is on the cover of the tenth anniversary issue of Details magazine with his head nestled in between a woman's legs. He also poses with some naked ladies and says that his only relationship of relevance is with his dog.

"I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina. But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn't exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover."

Ooops. :homo:

Nope, more like :brain:  ;)
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: derspiess on February 16, 2010, 11:34:53 AM
Quote from: Fate on February 16, 2010, 11:25:36 AM
Oh, you're the Mark Sanford type of social conservative.   :lol:

Yeah, except I married my Argentine.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: The Brain on February 16, 2010, 12:25:07 PM
Sounds like a great guy.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Josquius on February 16, 2010, 12:25:48 PM
Vaginas aren't exactly the prettiest things in the world.
They serve a nice function but are pretty nasty looking.
Odd thing to say in an interview though.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on February 16, 2010, 12:55:44 PM
Sounds like he's trying to hard to be "edgy" and shed the promise ring vampire vibe. He fails though by being creepy instead of edgy. :ick:
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: derspiess on February 16, 2010, 01:07:46 PM
Quote from: Tyr on February 16, 2010, 12:25:48 PM
Vaginas aren't exactly the prettiest things in the world.
They serve a nice function but are pretty nasty looking.

Agree to disagree.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: The Brain on February 16, 2010, 01:19:41 PM
Many people are allergic to things they really like. Not exactly strange.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Eddie Teach on February 16, 2010, 01:41:01 PM
Quote from: Tyr on February 16, 2010, 12:25:48 PM
Vaginas aren't exactly the prettiest things in the world.
They serve a nice function but are pretty nasty looking.
Odd thing to say in an interview though.

Depends on how much is showing. They look nice normally but not when propped open to reveal internal organs and shit.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Maximus on February 16, 2010, 01:55:24 PM
especially shit
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: derspiess on February 16, 2010, 02:10:42 PM
Quote from: Maximus on February 16, 2010, 01:55:24 PM
especially shit

:lol: 

@PW  I may be showing my naivete here, but what organs?  :unsure:


I will say seeing a baby's head pop out of a hoo-hah is a disturbing sight. 
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Malthus on February 16, 2010, 02:28:36 PM
Quote from: derspiess on February 16, 2010, 02:10:42 PM
I will say seeing a baby's head pop out of a hoo-hah is a disturbing sight.

Not one often seen, I trust. Particularly on a first date.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: derspiess on February 16, 2010, 02:32:27 PM
Quote from: Malthus on February 16, 2010, 02:28:36 PM
Not one often seen, I trust. Particularly on a first date.

:D

Saw it once on a documentary & told myself when the time comes I would never look down whilst my wife is giving birth. 

I looked down.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Ed Anger on February 16, 2010, 02:33:26 PM
Quote from: derspiess on February 16, 2010, 02:32:27 PM
Quote from: Malthus on February 16, 2010, 02:28:36 PM
Not one often seen, I trust. Particularly on a first date.

:D

Saw it once on a documentary & told myself when the time comes I would never look down whilst my wife is giving birth. 

I looked down.

Sucker.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Crazy_Ivan80 on February 16, 2010, 02:34:55 PM
Quote from: derspiess on February 16, 2010, 02:32:27 PM
Quote from: Malthus on February 16, 2010, 02:28:36 PM
Not one often seen, I trust. Particularly on a first date.

:D

Saw it once on a documentary & told myself when the time comes I would never look down whilst my wife is giving birth. 

I looked down.
I hope you waved
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Admiral Yi on February 16, 2010, 02:45:00 PM
Quote from: derspiess on February 16, 2010, 02:10:42 PM
@PW  I may be showing my naivete here, but what organs?  :unsure:
He may be talking about that little squid mouth down at the bottom of the well.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: derspiess on February 16, 2010, 02:48:06 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on February 16, 2010, 02:33:26 PM
Sucker.

Thankfully I sort of got lost in the moment, so that picture blurred a bit in my memory.  Actually, the grossest thing turned out to be the afterbirth, which they let sit out in a pan for the longest damned time.  They even gave me the "all clear" to bring family in before they took it away.  yech...
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Queequeg on February 16, 2010, 04:51:59 PM
Slightly related, and very funny. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33eMlniOXE0)
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Barrister on February 16, 2010, 04:55:25 PM
My wife and I agreed that I'm going to be up near her head the entire time...
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: derspiess on February 16, 2010, 05:08:21 PM
Quote from: Barrister on February 16, 2010, 04:55:25 PM
My wife and I agreed that I'm going to be up near her head the entire time...

Yeah, that was my plan, too.  Good luck  ;)
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Viking on February 16, 2010, 05:20:20 PM
He's gay, we've known that for some time. I hate little emo girls. They get what they deserve.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: grumbler on February 16, 2010, 05:41:34 PM
Quote from: Queequeg on February 16, 2010, 04:51:59 PM
Slightly related, and very funny. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33eMlniOXE0)
Hadn't heard of Rifftrax (aka MST3K for the internet) but it is a great concept.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: garbon on February 16, 2010, 06:00:10 PM
Quote from: The Brain on February 16, 2010, 01:19:41 PM
Many people are allergic to things they really like. Not exactly strange.

I'm allergic to dogs. :(
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Viking on February 16, 2010, 06:08:30 PM
Quote from: garbon on February 16, 2010, 06:00:10 PM
Quote from: The Brain on February 16, 2010, 01:19:41 PM
Many people are allergic to things they really like. Not exactly strange.

I'm allergic to dogs. :(

I'm sorry, you can't have the full experience of being human then. Can you take antihistamines or something?
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: sbr on February 16, 2010, 06:16:33 PM
My oldest ended up having to be a C-section; I was up by mom's head with a short little sheet blocking our view of the surgery.  After a bit the doctor says "Hey Dad look", assuming he was finished I looked over the sheet.  He had one hand under the chin and the other on the back of her head and was pulling her out of mom's stomach like something from a terrible horror movie.    :x

I let the doc know I was not pleased at all.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on February 16, 2010, 06:19:06 PM
Quote from: sbr on February 16, 2010, 06:16:33 PM
My oldest ended up having to be a C-section; I was up by mom's head with a short little sheet blocking our view of the surgery.  After a bit the doctor says "Hey Dad look", assuming he was finished I looked over the sheet.  He had one hand under the chin and the other on the back of her head and was pulling her out of mom's stomach like something from a terrible horror movie.    :x

I let the doc know I was not pleased at all.
He probably thought you'd find the sight arousing. 
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: garbon on February 16, 2010, 06:21:44 PM
Quote from: Viking on February 16, 2010, 06:08:30 PM
I'm sorry, you can't have the full experience of being human then. Can you take antihistamines or something?

My family had a dog when I was growing up. She was great.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: sbr on February 16, 2010, 06:24:17 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on February 16, 2010, 06:19:06 PM
Quote from: sbr on February 16, 2010, 06:16:33 PM
My oldest ended up having to be a C-section; I was up by mom's head with a short little sheet blocking our view of the surgery.  After a bit the doctor says "Hey Dad look", assuming he was finished I looked over the sheet.  He had one hand under the chin and the other on the back of her head and was pulling her out of mom's stomach like something from a terrible horror movie.    :x

I let the doc know I was not pleased at all.
He probably thought you'd find the sight arousing.

He was: mistaken.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on February 16, 2010, 06:35:02 PM
Quote from: sbr on February 16, 2010, 06:24:17 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on February 16, 2010, 06:19:06 PM
Quote from: sbr on February 16, 2010, 06:16:33 PM
My oldest ended up having to be a C-section; I was up by mom's head with a short little sheet blocking our view of the surgery.  After a bit the doctor says "Hey Dad look", assuming he was finished I looked over the sheet.  He had one hand under the chin and the other on the back of her head and was pulling her out of mom's stomach like something from a terrible horror movie.    :x

I let the doc know I was not pleased at all.
He probably thought you'd find the sight arousing.

He was: mistaken.
Or you are: repressing. 
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Jaron on February 16, 2010, 09:17:46 PM
Lets vote. Has Tyr actually ever seen a vagina? (excluding his birth)
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Eddie Teach on February 16, 2010, 09:51:50 PM
Are you sure he wasn't created in a lab? :unsure:
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Martinus on February 17, 2010, 03:22:05 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on February 16, 2010, 09:51:50 PM
Are you sure he wasn't created in a lab? :unsure:

Nah. No scientist would fuck up so badly.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Octavian on February 17, 2010, 04:21:47 AM
Quote from: Barrister on February 16, 2010, 04:55:25 PM
My wife and I agreed that I'm going to be up near her head the entire time...

I have the same plan.

I fear however I will end up derspiessing when the time comes.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Queequeg on February 17, 2010, 04:25:08 AM
Quote from: grumbler on February 16, 2010, 05:41:34 PM
Quote from: Queequeg on February 16, 2010, 04:51:59 PM
Slightly related, and very funny. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33eMlniOXE0)
Hadn't heard of Rifftrax (aka MST3K for the internet) but it is a great concept.
If you listen closely, you'll notice that it is actually the same guys as MST3K.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: The Larch on February 17, 2010, 04:27:28 AM
I went to a life sciences museum in a school trip when I was a kid, and they had a video of a birth there. Scared the shit out of me.

Later I found there was a Facebook group for people that were traumatized by the same video.  :lol:
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Razgovory on February 17, 2010, 04:28:48 AM
Quote from: Queequeg on February 17, 2010, 04:25:08 AM
Quote from: grumbler on February 16, 2010, 05:41:34 PM
Quote from: Queequeg on February 16, 2010, 04:51:59 PM
Slightly related, and very funny. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33eMlniOXE0)
Hadn't heard of Rifftrax (aka MST3K for the internet) but it is a great concept.
If you listen closely, you'll notice that it is actually the same guys as MST3K.

Also if you look at their website you'll notice it's the same guys as MST3K
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Malthus on February 17, 2010, 08:45:22 AM
Quote from: sbr on February 16, 2010, 06:16:33 PM
My oldest ended up having to be a C-section; I was up by mom's head with a short little sheet blocking our view of the surgery.  After a bit the doctor says "Hey Dad look", assuming he was finished I looked over the sheet.  He had one hand under the chin and the other on the back of her head and was pulling her out of mom's stomach like something from a terrible horror movie.    :x

I let the doc know I was not pleased at all.

Carl was a C-section. I didn't look, I stayed at the head end behind the sheet.

They asked if I wanted to cut the cord myself. I answered that I was happy to let the surgeon do his job.  ;) [Meanwhile thinking, "why cut? Animals in the wild would bite through that"]

What is up with that cord-cutting thing anyway? I can think of better bonding experiences. Hell, pretty well anything else would be a better bonding experience. 
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: DisturbedPervert on February 17, 2010, 08:47:28 AM
Doesn't anyone chill in a waiting room smoking stogies and drinking bourbon anymore?
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Grallon on February 17, 2010, 08:48:07 AM
Quote from: Malthus on February 17, 2010, 08:45:22 AM


What is up with that cord-cutting thing anyway? I can think of better bonding experiences. Hell, pretty well anything else would be a better bonding experience.


And yet, if you're a traditionalist, you'll have him cut where it really hurts - and when he can remember - unless it's done already?




G.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Fireblade on February 17, 2010, 08:57:08 AM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on February 17, 2010, 08:47:28 AM
Doesn't anyone chill in a waiting room smoking stogies and drinking bourbon anymore?

My plan, sans stogies.

Goddamn anti-smoking laws.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Ed Anger on February 17, 2010, 08:58:52 AM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on February 17, 2010, 08:47:28 AM
Doesn't anyone chill in a waiting room smoking stogies and drinking bourbon anymore?

Nope. Only the pussies that can't stand screaming and weird fluids stay in the waiting room.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Malthus on February 17, 2010, 09:05:45 AM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on February 17, 2010, 08:47:28 AM
Doesn't anyone chill in a waiting room smoking stogies and drinking bourbon anymore?

Nope. These days, there would be at least three things wrong with that.  :lol:
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: grumbler on February 17, 2010, 11:03:49 AM
Quote from: Queequeg on February 17, 2010, 04:25:08 AM
If you listen closely, you'll notice that it is actually the same guys as MST3K.
Yes.  That's why I referred to it as a great idea.  You can pay a small sum and see them rip up good flicks, and they get some cash for their efforts.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on February 17, 2010, 01:30:27 PM
Quote from: derspiess on February 16, 2010, 02:10:42 PM
Quote from: Maximus on February 16, 2010, 01:55:24 PM
especially shit

:lol: 

@PW  I may be showing my naivete here, but what organs?  :unsure:


I will say seeing a baby's head pop out of a hoo-hah is a disturbing sight. 

especially during sex. really spoils the mood.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Razgovory on February 17, 2010, 01:37:17 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on February 17, 2010, 08:58:52 AM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on February 17, 2010, 08:47:28 AM
Doesn't anyone chill in a waiting room smoking stogies and drinking bourbon anymore?

Nope. Only the pussies that can't stand screaming and weird fluids stay in the waiting room.

What about the one that the baby comes out of?  Surely it can't also stay in the waiting room.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: derspiess on February 17, 2010, 02:49:44 PM
Quote from: Malthus on February 17, 2010, 08:45:22 AM
What is up with that cord-cutting thing anyway? I can think of better bonding experiences. Hell, pretty well anything else would be a better bonding experience. 

Dunno.  I went ahead & did it for the hell of it.  The tissue is a lot tougher than I thought it would be-- took me two attempts to cut clean through.

Thinking back through how overwhelming the whole experience was, I can almost see how some guys faint.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: The Brain on February 17, 2010, 02:50:19 PM
Girly men.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Malthus on February 17, 2010, 03:22:15 PM
Quote from: derspiess on February 17, 2010, 02:49:44 PM

Dunno.  I went ahead & did it for the hell of it.  The tissue is a lot tougher than I thought it would be-- took me two attempts to cut clean through.

All I can say is "blech".  :D

Next thing you know, there will be a move on to convince dads to eat the afterbirth. Because it is all natural and bond-y to do so.  ;)
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Ed Anger on February 17, 2010, 06:12:08 PM
I'd appreciate Spellus not tainting MST3K, Rifftrax or any other post MST3k project.  :mad:
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Grallon on February 17, 2010, 07:02:10 PM
Quote from: Malthus on February 17, 2010, 03:22:15 PM

Next thing you know, there will be a move on to convince dads to eat the afterbirth. Because it is all natural and bond-y to do so.  ;)


I can't fail to notice you don't object to cutting your son's prepuce when you have reservations about cutting other parts of him...

But again, I don't know perhaps you didn't go through with the Brit Milah?




G.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: derspiess on February 17, 2010, 07:10:32 PM
I didn't know Malthus was a mohel :huh:
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Caliga on February 17, 2010, 07:32:56 PM
Surprised that a Frenchman is Jew-ignorant?  :huh:
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: DisturbedPervert on February 17, 2010, 07:36:57 PM
Maybe the second attempt at a circumcision hijack will be more successful
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Strix on February 17, 2010, 10:11:33 PM
Quote from: HVC on February 16, 2010, 11:17:47 AM
Apparently he has poor personal hygene and stinks becasue of it. If he's gay, he's going against the fastidious  stereotype :P

That seems to be the "in" thing for actors and Hollywood types. Apparently they have "made it" when they can stink to high heaven but no one has a choice but to put up with it. I have heard this about Brad Pitt, Russell Crowe, Hayden Christensen, Courtney Cox, Robin Williams, Christina Aguilera, Cameron Diaz, Matthew McConaughey, and Jim Carey.




Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: ulmont on February 17, 2010, 10:13:52 PM
@strix that or it's a common rumor and so keeps coming up about new people.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: HVC on February 17, 2010, 11:14:31 PM
Quote from: Strix on February 17, 2010, 10:11:33 PM
Quote from: HVC on February 16, 2010, 11:17:47 AM
Apparently he has poor personal hygene and stinks becasue of it. If he's gay, he's going against the fastidious  stereotype :P

That seems to be the "in" thing for actors and Hollywood types. Apparently they have "made it" when they can stink to high heaven but no one has a choice but to put up with it. I have heard this about Brad Pitt, Russell Crowe, Hayden Christensen, Courtney Cox, Robin Williams, Christina Aguilera, Cameron Diaz, Matthew McConaughey, and Jim Carey.

I don't know, the other people mentioned at least look clean. this guy actually looks dirty and grimy.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Duque de Bragança on February 18, 2010, 03:06:22 AM
Quote from: Caliga on February 17, 2010, 07:32:56 PM
Surprised that a Frenchman is Jew-ignorant?  :huh:

:blink:

Since when Grallon is a Frenchman?
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Jaron on February 18, 2010, 03:07:17 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on February 18, 2010, 03:06:22 AM
Quote from: Caliga on February 17, 2010, 07:32:56 PM
Surprised that a Frenchman is Jew-ignorant?  :huh:

:blink:

Since when Grallon is a Frenchman?

Since 40 or so years ago? :P
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: katmai on February 18, 2010, 03:07:44 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on February 18, 2010, 03:06:22 AM
Quote from: Caliga on February 17, 2010, 07:32:56 PM
Surprised that a Frenchman is Jew-ignorant?  :huh:

:blink:

Since when Grallon is a Frenchman?

Mmm, about as long as Caliga has been a Kentuckian.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: garbon on February 18, 2010, 03:19:17 AM
Quote from: HVC on February 17, 2010, 11:14:31 PM
I don't know, the other people mentioned at least look clean. this guy actually looks dirty and grimy.

Have you seen Christina's video for Dirty?
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: The Brain on February 18, 2010, 03:35:36 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUHzMRgBpF8  :yuk:
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on February 18, 2010, 06:59:59 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on February 18, 2010, 03:06:22 AM
Quote from: Caliga on February 17, 2010, 07:32:56 PM
Surprised that a Frenchman is Jew-ignorant?  :huh:

:blink:

Since when Grallon is a Frenchman?
Dude.  Gralls IS the Frenchman.  Has  a beret, cigarette, and languid, cynical attitude. 
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Duque de Bragança on February 18, 2010, 07:54:18 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on February 18, 2010, 06:59:59 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on February 18, 2010, 03:06:22 AM
Quote from: Caliga on February 17, 2010, 07:32:56 PM
Surprised that a Frenchman is Jew-ignorant?  :huh:

:blink:

Since when Grallon is a Frenchman?
Dude.  Gralls IS the Frenchman.  Has  a beret, cigarette, and languid, cynical attitude.

The so-called béret is actually basque and can be also found in Spain. Not to mention it is a pretty rare sight nowadays except in crappy Hollywood movies :D
The cigarette is on the decline in France, thankfully.

French-speaking Canadian != Frenchman.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: katmai on February 18, 2010, 07:58:08 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on February 18, 2010, 07:54:18 AM


The so-called béret is actually basque and can be also found in Spain.


:yes:
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Grallon on February 18, 2010, 07:59:16 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on February 18, 2010, 07:54:18 AM


French-speaking Canadian != Frenchman.


Indeed - I'm a Quebecer.  The real frenchmen here are Zoups - Eochaid and you apparently. 

As for my ignorance of jewish matters... Is circumcision not a bonding ritual with jewish males?  Perhaps I mispelled the word?




G.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: grumbler on February 18, 2010, 10:06:54 AM
Quote from: derspiess on February 17, 2010, 07:10:32 PM
I didn't know Malthus was a mohel :huh:
He was a mohel-hel, but people have made him a mouhnten.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: The Brain on February 18, 2010, 10:09:01 AM
Wasn't Moh-El one of Superman's uncles?
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: grumbler on February 18, 2010, 10:14:37 AM
Quote from: The Brain on February 18, 2010, 10:09:01 AM
Wasn't Moh-El one of Superman's uncles?
I remember a Jo-El but not a Moh-El.  And, of course, Shep-El, but no one really thought he fit the role.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Malthus on February 18, 2010, 10:54:09 AM
Quote from: Grallon on February 17, 2010, 07:02:10 PM
Quote from: Malthus on February 17, 2010, 03:22:15 PM

Next thing you know, there will be a move on to convince dads to eat the afterbirth. Because it is all natural and bond-y to do so.  ;)


I can't fail to notice you don't object to cutting your son's prepuce when you have reservations about cutting other parts of him...

But again, I don't know perhaps you didn't go through with the Brit Milah?




G.

What I object to is not that the cord was cut, but being asked to do it myself.  :lol:

People would look kinda odd walking about connected to their moms by an umbilical cord.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Grallon on February 18, 2010, 11:10:10 AM
Quote from: Malthus on February 18, 2010, 10:54:09 AM

What I object to is not that the cord was cut, but being asked to do it myself.  :lol:

People would look kinda odd walking about connected to their moms by an umbilical cord.


Speaking of doing things yourself - is it customary for the father to cut off the prepuce of his son during that ritual or is it the job of the rabbi?



G.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: The Brain on February 18, 2010, 11:12:59 AM
Quote from: Grallon on February 18, 2010, 11:10:10 AM
Quote from: Malthus on February 18, 2010, 10:54:09 AM

What I object to is not that the cord was cut, but being asked to do it myself.  :lol:

People would look kinda odd walking about connected to their moms by an umbilical cord.


Speaking of doing things yourself - is it customary for the father to cut off the prepuce of his son during that ritual or is it the job of the rabbi?



G.

Not a Seinfeld fan I see.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Malthus on February 18, 2010, 11:25:51 AM
Quote from: Grallon on February 18, 2010, 11:10:10 AM
Quote from: Malthus on February 18, 2010, 10:54:09 AM

What I object to is not that the cord was cut, but being asked to do it myself.  :lol:

People would look kinda odd walking about connected to their moms by an umbilical cord.


Speaking of doing things yourself - is it customary for the father to cut off the prepuce of his son during that ritual or is it the job of the rabbi?



G.

Neither. It is the job of medical professionals trained for that task (though some of those are rabbis also).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohel
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: The Brain on February 18, 2010, 11:28:49 AM
How do you decide to become a Mohel anyway? You just wake up one day with a strong urge to cut up tiny cocks?
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Siege on February 18, 2010, 12:56:37 PM
Quote from: derspiess on February 17, 2010, 02:49:44 PM
Quote from: Malthus on February 17, 2010, 08:45:22 AM
What is up with that cord-cutting thing anyway? I can think of better bonding experiences. Hell, pretty well anything else would be a better bonding experience. 

Dunno.  I went ahead & did it for the hell of it.  The tissue is a lot tougher than I thought it would be-- took me two attempts to cut clean through.

Thinking back through how overwhelming the whole experience was, I can almost see how some guys faint.

I would probably faint.

And can I cut it with my combat knife?
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Syt on February 18, 2010, 01:06:17 PM
Quote from: The Brain on February 18, 2010, 11:28:49 AM
How do you decide to become a Mohel anyway? You just wake up one day with a strong urge to cut up tiny cocks?

I guess it starts like that with the first in the line and then becomes a family tradition. Like executioners in ye olden times.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Siege on February 18, 2010, 01:08:43 PM
Quote from: Grallon on February 18, 2010, 11:10:10 AM
Quote from: Malthus on February 18, 2010, 10:54:09 AM

What I object to is not that the cord was cut, but being asked to do it myself.  :lol:

People would look kinda odd walking about connected to their moms by an umbilical cord.


Speaking of doing things yourself - is it customary for the father to cut off the prepuce of his son during that ritual or is it the job of the rabbi?



G.

In sefaradi tradition have to be a direct relative, usually the grandfather of the child. I was circuncised by my grandpa, while my dad circuncised all my nefews.

The ashkenazi ussually use a mohel, which is a dude medically trained to do the job. 
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: derspiess on February 18, 2010, 01:34:10 PM
Quote from: Grallon on February 18, 2010, 11:10:10 AM
Quote from: Malthus on February 18, 2010, 10:54:09 AM

What I object to is not that the cord was cut, but being asked to do it myself.  :lol:

People would look kinda odd walking about connected to their moms by an umbilical cord.


Speaking of doing things yourself - is it customary for the father to cut off the prepuce of his son during that ritual or is it the job of the rabbi?



G.

The parents pay a rabbi (mohel) to do it, and he gets to keep the tip.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Grallon on February 18, 2010, 01:49:39 PM
Quote from: derspiess on February 18, 2010, 01:34:10 PM
Quote from: Grallon on February 18, 2010, 11:10:10 AM
Quote from: Malthus on February 18, 2010, 10:54:09 AM

What I object to is not that the cord was cut, but being asked to do it myself.  :lol:

People would look kinda odd walking about connected to their moms by an umbilical cord.


Speaking of doing things yourself - is it customary for the father to cut off the prepuce of his son during that ritual or is it the job of the rabbi?



G.

The parents pay a rabbi (mohel) to do it, and he gets to keep the tip.


Witty  ^_^



Well I am now educated in matters jewish.  Thank you all.




G.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Korea on February 18, 2010, 08:17:37 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on February 17, 2010, 06:12:08 PM
I'd appreciate Spellus not tainting MST3K, Rifftrax or any other post MST3k project.  :mad:

Have you seen any Cinema Titanic? It's with Joel. I haven't seen it but I am curious. Joel and Mike need to get together.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Korea on February 18, 2010, 08:22:09 PM
Quote from: derspiess on February 18, 2010, 01:34:10 PM


The parents pay a rabbi (mohel) to do it, and he gets to keep the tip.

:lol: :hug:
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Ed Anger on February 18, 2010, 08:22:49 PM
Quote from: Korea on February 18, 2010, 08:17:37 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on February 17, 2010, 06:12:08 PM
I'd appreciate Spellus not tainting MST3K, Rifftrax or any other post MST3k project.  :mad:

Have you seen any Cinema Titanic? It's with Joel. I haven't seen it but I am curious. Joel and Mike need to get together.

Heard about it, haven't seen any. I'll eventually get a DVD and try it out.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on February 18, 2010, 08:24:03 PM
Quote from: The Brain on February 18, 2010, 10:09:01 AM
Wasn't Moh-El one of Superman's uncles?
I think the Kryptonian in the Legion of Heroes was Mon El. 
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Korea on February 18, 2010, 08:34:05 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on February 18, 2010, 08:22:49 PM
Quote from: Korea on February 18, 2010, 08:17:37 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on February 17, 2010, 06:12:08 PM
I'd appreciate Spellus not tainting MST3K, Rifftrax or any other post MST3k project.  :mad:

Have you seen any Cinema Titanic? It's with Joel. I haven't seen it but I am curious. Joel and Mike need to get together.

Heard about it, haven't seen any. I'll eventually get a DVD and try it out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksqb8-7dPDI

I don't like having to look at them. And I never really liked Mary Jo Phel very much.
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: The Larch on February 19, 2010, 04:36:18 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on February 18, 2010, 07:54:18 AMThe so-called béret is actually basque and can be also found in Spain. Not to mention it is a pretty rare sight nowadays except in crappy Hollywood movies :D
The cigarette is on the decline in France, thankfully.

What about carrying baguettes? Striped shirts? Tiny moustaches?  :P

And the beret (boina in Spanish, txapela in basque, I guess) over here is a preserve of rural old men.  ;)
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: garbon on February 19, 2010, 11:10:05 AM
Quote from: The Brain on February 18, 2010, 11:12:59 AM
Not a Seinfeld fan I see.

Who would be...or would admit to that? :huh:
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: garbon on February 19, 2010, 11:11:20 AM
Quote from: Siege on February 18, 2010, 01:08:43 PM
In sefaradi tradition have to be a direct relative, usually the grandfather of the child. I was circuncised by my grandpa

Perhaps he was...I'll stop. Too easy. :blush:
Title: Re: Vampire teenage girl heartthrob: "I'm allergic to vaginas"
Post by: Admiral Yi on February 19, 2010, 12:19:33 PM
Speaking of mos playing straights, 2 of the 3 guys in the new Bud Lite ads make my gaydar go beep beep beep.