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Title: Between the toaster and the porn tape: stuff of your exes
Post by: Martinus on February 09, 2010, 06:45:47 PM
So, what stuff do you keep that was left by your exes but they were too embarrassed or absentminded to collect, so you ended up using it - or perhaps it was a gift that you kept because it was just too useful or couldn't be arsed to return. :P

My list:
- a tea pot,
- a kitchen apron,
- discount gym membership.

:P
Title: Re: Between the toaster and the porn tape: stuff of your exes
Post by: C.C.R. on February 09, 2010, 06:58:59 PM
Crabs...

:(
Title: Re: Between the toaster and the porn tape: stuff of your exes
Post by: HisMajestyBOB on February 09, 2010, 07:00:36 PM
I've got a girl's grandmother's ring. But she's not so much an ex, as our relationship was cut short when she had to leave the country. I plan to give it back to her next time I see her, or mail it to her, despite her insistence that I can keep it.
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Post by: Admiral Yi on February 09, 2010, 07:03:06 PM
Black thong panties.  Not that many ocaissions to wear them.
Title: Re: Between the toaster and the porn tape: stuff of your exes
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on February 09, 2010, 07:05:44 PM
Coffee table, cast iron skillet, a cat, various glasses and such, several other things.  A lot of it ended up in storage for a long time (not the cat) when I joined the Navy, but I recently dug some of it out and use it now.
Title: Re: Between the toaster and the porn tape: stuff of your exes
Post by: merithyn on February 09, 2010, 07:09:10 PM
I have:

- his wedding ring
- books

He has:

- my wedding dress (even though I've asked for it repeatedly for more than six years now....)

He's moving next month, so I better get the damn thing by then. It's been in his attic, and he hates going up there for anything, so he's not done so. The bastard.  <_<
Title: Re: Between the toaster and the porn tape: stuff of your exes
Post by: Ed Anger on February 09, 2010, 07:16:43 PM
skull.
Title: Re: Between the toaster and the porn tape: stuff of your exes
Post by: Josephus on February 09, 2010, 07:29:56 PM
I'm still pissed she has my authographed vinyl copy of Joni Mitchell's Blue.  :mad:
Title: Re: Between the toaster and the porn tape: stuff of your exes
Post by: DontSayBanana on February 09, 2010, 07:30:24 PM
A complex.
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Post by: garbon on February 09, 2010, 07:49:17 PM
Bittersweet memories, that is all I'm taking with me.
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Post by: Grey Fox on February 09, 2010, 08:05:13 PM
Only idiots return gifts.
Title: Re: Between the toaster and the porn tape: stuff of your exes
Post by: Monoriu on February 09, 2010, 08:24:47 PM
A clock.  My wife correctly deduced that I still have it.  But her suspect is the wrong one :contract:
Title: Re: Between the toaster and the porn tape: stuff of your exes
Post by: dps on February 09, 2010, 08:47:31 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on February 09, 2010, 08:24:47 PM
A clock.  My wife correctly deduced that I still have it.  But her suspect is the wrong one :contract:

Wrong clock, or wrong ex-gf?
Title: Re: Between the toaster and the porn tape: stuff of your exes
Post by: Monoriu on February 09, 2010, 09:20:17 PM
Quote from: dps on February 09, 2010, 08:47:31 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on February 09, 2010, 08:24:47 PM
A clock.  My wife correctly deduced that I still have it.  But her suspect is the wrong one :contract:

Wrong clock, or wrong ex-gf?

Wrong clock.  She thinks it is the bedroom clock; actually it is the one in the computer room.  I only have one ex.

I think she gets it wrong because the computer room clock is extremely plain and functional.  In fact my wife bought an identical one for another spot.  The one in the bedroom (which I bought myself) is quite unique. 
Title: Re: Between the toaster and the porn tape: stuff of your exes
Post by: DisturbedPervert on February 09, 2010, 09:37:25 PM
Toothbrush
Title: Re: Between the toaster and the porn tape: stuff of your exes
Post by: Syt on February 10, 2010, 12:40:04 AM
A cheese grater.

Considering I traded it for 300 EUR worth of DVDs I think I don't come out ahead. :(
Title: Re: Between the toaster and the porn tape: stuff of your exes
Post by: barkdreg on February 10, 2010, 01:40:04 AM
Her virginity.
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Post by: CountDeMoney on February 10, 2010, 01:44:34 AM
Lies, hatred, and regret.
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Post by: Pedrito on February 10, 2010, 03:57:43 AM
a ton of Springsteen tapes

L.
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Post by: Razgovory on February 10, 2010, 04:09:24 AM
Some teeth.
Title: Re: Between the toaster and the porn tape: stuff of your exes
Post by: CountDeMoney on February 10, 2010, 05:59:56 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on February 10, 2010, 04:09:24 AM
Some teeth.

With today's DNA technology, you gotta get rid of those.  Same with the hair and bits of scalp.
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Post by: Alexandru H. on February 10, 2010, 08:18:18 AM
I have: a t-shirt

She has: the "Koran" and Sartori's "Democracy".

I'm not pleased at all  <_<
Title: Re: Between the toaster and the porn tape: stuff of your exes
Post by: Eddie Teach on February 10, 2010, 12:47:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVk_e31dnlE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVk_e31dnlE)

Give him back his t-shirt Alex.  :D
Title: Re: Between the toaster and the porn tape: stuff of your exes
Post by: sbr on February 10, 2010, 12:59:55 PM
My ex was in such a big hurry to get out of here she left everything but her clothes, including the kids. :beer:
Title: Re: Between the toaster and the porn tape: stuff of your exes
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on February 10, 2010, 01:24:33 PM
Nothing.
Title: Re: Between the toaster and the porn tape: stuff of your exes
Post by: Josquius on February 10, 2010, 01:28:50 PM
Quote from: barkdreg on February 10, 2010, 01:40:04 AM
Her virginity.
You keep it in a jar on your desk?
Title: Re: Between the toaster and the porn tape: stuff of your exes
Post by: Korea on February 14, 2010, 11:39:36 PM
I don't really have an ex... :hmm:
Title: Re: Between the toaster and the porn tape: stuff of your exes
Post by: katmai on February 14, 2010, 11:39:58 PM
Quote from: Korea on February 14, 2010, 11:39:36 PM
I don't really have an ex... :hmm:

:zipped: