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Title: Pakistan sends Biggus Dickus as ambassador to Saudi Arabia.
Post by: Viking on February 06, 2010, 06:53:54 PM
http://blog.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2010/02/03/ambassador_at_very_large

QuotePakistani ambassador rejected because his name is NSFW in Arabic

Despite having served for years as a distinguished Pakistani diplomat, Akbar Zeb reportedly cannot receive accreditation as Pakistan's ambassador to Saudi Arabia. The reason, apparently, has nothing to do with his credentials, and everything to do with his name -- which, in Arabic, translates (http://salem-news.com/articles/january242010/big_dick.php) to "biggest dick":

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    In Saudi Arabia, size does count.

    A high level Pakistani diplomat has been rejected as Ambassador of Saudi Arabia because his name, Akbar Zib, equates to "Biggest Dick" in Arabic. Saudi officials, apparently overwhelmed by the idea of the name, put their foot down and gave the idea of his being posted there, the kibosh.

According to this Arabic-language article (http://www.arabtimes.com/portal/news_display.cfm?Action=&Preview=no&nid=5198) in the Arab Times, Pakistan had previously floated Zeb's name as ambassador to the United Arab Emirates and Bahrain, only to have him rejected for the same reason. One can only assume that submitting Zeb's name to a number of Arabic-speaking countries is some unique form of punishment designed by the Pakistani Foreign Ministry -- or the result of a particularly egregious cockup.

Truth sometimes is stranger than fiction. Sometimes it's just funnier.
Title: Re: Pakistan sends Biggus Dickus as ambassador to Saudi Arabia.
Post by: Admiral Yi on February 06, 2010, 06:56:13 PM
 :D
Title: Re: Pakistan sends Biggus Dickus as ambassador to Saudi Arabia.
Post by: Agelastus on February 06, 2010, 06:56:59 PM
 :lol:

It does seem as if Pakistan is trying to come up with a punishment posting for him, as the article suggests. I wonder what he has done?
Title: Re: Pakistan sends Biggus Dickus as ambassador to Saudi Arabia.
Post by: Admiral Yi on February 06, 2010, 06:59:09 PM
Is penis his family name or his given name I wonder.
Title: Re: Pakistan sends Biggus Dickus as ambassador to Saudi Arabia.
Post by: Viking on February 06, 2010, 07:01:30 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on February 06, 2010, 06:59:09 PM
Is penis his family name or his given name I wonder.

Zeb probably isn't "dick" in Urdu.

Edit Zak /= Zeb
Title: Re: Pakistan sends Biggus Dickus as ambassador to Saudi Arabia.
Post by: Agelastus on February 06, 2010, 07:22:02 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on February 06, 2010, 06:59:09 PM
Is penis his family name or his given name I wonder.

Pakistanis apparently do not use family names to any great extent (a surprising result of a few minutes internet search) so it would be one of his given names.

A quick search confirms the obvious assumption, that "zeb" literally is the Arabic word that equates most closely to the English term "dick".

I would guess a better English translation would be "the greatest dick" rather than "the biggest dick". I still can't understand why Pakistan has tried to send this guy to three different Arabic nations though. After all, his previous postings seem to be mostly to English speaking nations (either in general or where it is an official language.)
Title: Re: Pakistan sends Biggus Dickus as ambassador to Saudi Arabia.
Post by: Caliga on February 06, 2010, 07:48:59 PM
:yes:

allahu ackbar = God is greatest
Title: Re: Pakistan sends Biggus Dickus as ambassador to Saudi Arabia.
Post by: The Brain on February 06, 2010, 07:50:53 PM
Why didn't we nuke those countries yet?
Title: Re: Pakistan sends Biggus Dickus as ambassador to Saudi Arabia.
Post by: Josquius on February 06, 2010, 07:51:27 PM
Awesome, I'm surprised this hasn't been picked up by the media; not much happening and its funny
Title: Re: Pakistan sends Biggus Dickus as ambassador to Saudi Arabia.
Post by: Viking on February 06, 2010, 07:53:29 PM
Quote from: The Brain on February 06, 2010, 07:50:53 PM
Why didn't we nuke those countries yet?

A) We need the oil
B) We don't want the fallout over India
Title: Re: Pakistan sends Biggus Dickus as ambassador to Saudi Arabia.
Post by: The Brain on February 06, 2010, 07:55:45 PM
Quote from: Viking on February 06, 2010, 07:53:29 PM
Quote from: The Brain on February 06, 2010, 07:50:53 PM
Why didn't we nuke those countries yet?
B) We don't want the fallout over India

:huh:
Title: Re: Pakistan sends Biggus Dickus as ambassador to Saudi Arabia.
Post by: Viking on February 06, 2010, 07:57:29 PM
Quote from: The Brain on February 06, 2010, 07:55:45 PM
Quote from: Viking on February 06, 2010, 07:53:29 PM
Quote from: The Brain on February 06, 2010, 07:50:53 PM
Why didn't we nuke those countries yet?
B) We don't want the fallout over India

:huh:

We like Indians

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.indango.com%2Fbuzz%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F12%2Faishwarya-rai.jpg&hash=3dab09d26c2028859bc30f111d9210f5a89f6308)
Title: Re: Pakistan sends Biggus Dickus as ambassador to Saudi Arabia.
Post by: The Brain on February 06, 2010, 08:01:23 PM
Indians? I didn't even see the arrows.
Title: Re: Pakistan sends Biggus Dickus as ambassador to Saudi Arabia.
Post by: Viking on February 06, 2010, 08:03:35 PM
Quote from: The Brain on February 06, 2010, 08:01:23 PM
Indians? I didn't even see the arrows.

These ones use rockets.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F70.40.209.33%2Ftotalwar%2Ftemp%2Fempire_units_image%2Fempire%2Finfo%2Fmughal%2Feast_artillerymen_info_rock.png&hash=f9ac69464e09a254757f2399d11b7273b75343f6)
Title: Re: Pakistan sends Biggus Dickus as ambassador to Saudi Arabia.
Post by: Siege on February 07, 2010, 09:11:35 PM
She is indian?

Bullshti!!11

Title: Re: Pakistan sends Biggus Dickus as ambassador to Saudi Arabia.
Post by: Siege on February 07, 2010, 09:12:42 PM
Ok, Viking, introduce me to her. What's her name?

Title: Re: Pakistan sends Biggus Dickus as ambassador to Saudi Arabia.
Post by: Jaron on February 07, 2010, 09:13:12 PM
I don't think its fair to India to use her as an example when she has extremely white features.


(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fprabaharan.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F07%2Fsaree-1.jpg&hash=ef84d4471f210311ab4a7b6669eff35b96ad1f66)

DO we still love Indians?
Title: Re: Pakistan sends Biggus Dickus as ambassador to Saudi Arabia.
Post by: Barrister on February 07, 2010, 09:15:03 PM
They prefer the term "aboriginal" or "First Nations".   :mad:
Title: Re: Pakistan sends Biggus Dickus as ambassador to Saudi Arabia.
Post by: Siege on February 07, 2010, 09:15:50 PM
Quote from: Jaron on February 07, 2010, 09:13:12 PM
I don't think its fair to India to use her as an example when she has extremely white features.


I told you. The 3rd world have a big complex of inferiority towards the West.
Title: Re: Pakistan sends Biggus Dickus as ambassador to Saudi Arabia.
Post by: Viking on February 07, 2010, 10:02:29 PM
Quote from: Siege on February 07, 2010, 09:12:42 PM
Ok, Viking, introduce me to her. What's her name?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aishwarya_Rai

Miss World 1994 (when miley cyrus still was no more than a zygote) and Bollywood A List Movie Goddess.
Title: Re: Pakistan sends Biggus Dickus as ambassador to Saudi Arabia.
Post by: Jaron on February 07, 2010, 10:09:31 PM
Quote from: Siege on February 07, 2010, 09:15:50 PM
Quote from: Jaron on February 07, 2010, 09:13:12 PM
I don't think its fair to India to use her as an example when she has extremely white features.


I told you. The 3rd world have a big complex of inferiority towards the West.

You'd know better than me. :P
Title: Re: Pakistan sends Biggus Dickus as ambassador to Saudi Arabia.
Post by: Siege on February 07, 2010, 10:27:26 PM
Whoa, she is the indian chick in The Last Legion, and she is fuckin 36 years old.

Amazing. For a woman, that is almost as me being 38 and an all hooah infantry squad leader.