Poll
Question:
Would you bang your opposite sex clone? (or same sex for the gays)
Option 1: Hell yes!
votes: 13
Option 2: No, you sick bastard!
votes: 8
Option 3: Only a Jaron clone.
votes: 3
I was reminded of this classic Asimov poem today and thought it would make a great Languish poll.
Assume you wait until the clone's of age, or you use accelerated aging drugs or some other scifi technobabble. No Siegebreakers allowed.
QuoteOh give me a clone,
of my own flesh and bone
With its Y chromosome turned to X
And then when it's grown
My own little clone
Will be of the opposite sex.
Clone, clone of my own,
With the Y chromosome changed to X.
And when we're alone,
Since her mind is my own,
She'll be thinking of nothing but sex!
We won't tolerate each other. And sex with an obese person isn't attractive.
Quote from: Monoriu on February 05, 2010, 02:13:26 AM
And sex with an obese person isn't attractive.
Nonsense.
BB fails at life :bleeding:
Anyway sure I'd fuck my clone.
Quote from: Martinus on February 05, 2010, 02:40:28 AM
BB fails at life :bleeding:
Fuck you Martinus. :)
And no, I wouldn't fuck you. Sorry. :console:
Fear not Beeb, he'd have to pay his clone to fuck him i'm sure. :)
Quote from: katmai on February 05, 2010, 03:24:44 AM
Fear not Beeb, he'd have to pay his clone to fuck him i'm sure. :)
Pfft, there'd be no sex. Just a horrid amount of foot play.
Quote from: Barrister on February 05, 2010, 03:24:11 AM
Quote from: Martinus on February 05, 2010, 02:40:28 AM
BB fails at life :bleeding:
Fuck you Martinus. :)
And no, I wouldn't fuck you. Sorry. :console:
I still think you fail. What you said made it sound as if you considered Tracy to be obese (which she isn't btw), asshole.
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Probably not. I think I'd make a horrible looking chick.
Quote from: Martinus on February 05, 2010, 02:40:59 AM
Anyway sure I'd fuck my clone.
Opposite sex clone, Mart. :P
I'm good.
this is disgusting...
Quote from: Martinus on February 05, 2010, 04:28:38 AM
Quote from: Barrister on February 05, 2010, 03:24:11 AM
Quote from: Martinus on February 05, 2010, 02:40:28 AM
BB fails at life :bleeding:
Fuck you Martinus. :)
And no, I wouldn't fuck you. Sorry. :console:
I still think you fail. What you said made it sound as if you considered Tracy to be obese (which she isn't btw), asshole.
You're an idiot if you inferred that from him just saying "nonsense". Though you're an idiot any way.
Me at 30 would do me at 15 - I'd teach him all the tricks in the book.
Hmmm... that means he'd just reach the 'Ennui Wall'(TM) that much sooner. <_<
G.
The age difference would be a trifle problematic! :lol:
If I made a clone now, I'd be 60 when she turned 18. I doubt she'd be all that interested. ;)
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Wouldn't it look a bit like my sister?
So...:x
This though:
QuoteWould you bang your opposite sex clone? (or same sex for the gays)
isn't that an entirely different question asked my kids the world over of gays? - Do they look in the mirror and turn themselves on.
Hilarious we were having this discussion at work last nigh. me? i'd do both the same sex clone, and the opposite sex one at the same time. But that's me.
We were actually talking about the idea in reference to Avatar/Commander Riker fan fic. :bleeding:
Sure why not. Send in the clones.
Quote from: The Brain on February 05, 2010, 02:09:59 PM
Sure why not. Send in the clones.
Don't bother, they're here.... :cry:
Yes. I would (opposite sex clone only, and I'd have made sure she had had more exercise and a better diet than me...)
But I am very surprised at the number of people voting "yes".
No matter how much this is dressed up in science fiction terms, we are talking incest here, people.
Quote from: Agelastus on February 05, 2010, 03:11:38 PM
Yes. I would (opposite sex clone only, and I'd have made sure she had had more exercise and a better diet than me...)
But I am very surprised at the number of people voting "yes".
No matter how much this is dressed up in science fiction terms, we are talking incest here, people.
It's only incest if you get caught.
Quote from: The Brain on February 05, 2010, 03:13:47 PM
Quote from: Agelastus on February 05, 2010, 03:11:38 PM
Yes. I would (opposite sex clone only, and I'd have made sure she had had more exercise and a better diet than me...)
But I am very surprised at the number of people voting "yes".
No matter how much this is dressed up in science fiction terms, we are talking incest here, people.
It's only incest if you get caught.
That needed a :perv:
I'm not my type but why not?
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on February 05, 2010, 01:17:03 PM
Hilarious we were having this discussion at work last nigh. me? i'd do both the same sex clone, and the opposite sex one at the same time. But that's me.
We were actually talking about the idea in reference to Avatar/Commander Riker fan fic. :bleeding:
Somehow this gives me flashbacks of Clerks.
Yes, because I'm hot, so therefore the female version of me would also be hot.