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General Category => Off the Record => Topic started by: jimmy olsen on February 05, 2010, 12:28:50 AM

Poll
Question: Would you bang your opposite sex clone? (or same sex for the gays)
Option 1: Hell yes! votes: 13
Option 2: No, you sick bastard! votes: 8
Option 3: Only a Jaron clone. votes: 3
Title: A Clone of My Own
Post by: jimmy olsen on February 05, 2010, 12:28:50 AM
I was reminded of this classic Asimov poem today and thought it would make a great Languish poll.

Assume you wait until the clone's of age, or you use accelerated aging drugs or some other scifi technobabble. No Siegebreakers allowed.
QuoteOh give me a clone,
of my own flesh and bone
With its Y chromosome turned to X
And then when it's grown
My own little clone
Will be of the opposite sex.

Clone, clone of my own,
With the Y chromosome changed to X.
And when we're alone,
Since her mind is my own,
She'll be thinking of nothing but sex!
Title: Re: A Clone of My Own
Post by: Monoriu on February 05, 2010, 02:13:26 AM
We won't tolerate each other.  And sex with an obese person isn't attractive.
Title: Re: A Clone of My Own
Post by: Barrister on February 05, 2010, 02:20:12 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on February 05, 2010, 02:13:26 AM
And sex with an obese person isn't attractive.

Nonsense.
Title: Re: A Clone of My Own
Post by: Martinus on February 05, 2010, 02:40:28 AM
BB fails at life :bleeding:
Title: Re: A Clone of My Own
Post by: Martinus on February 05, 2010, 02:40:59 AM
Anyway sure I'd fuck my clone.
Title: Re: A Clone of My Own
Post by: Barrister on February 05, 2010, 03:24:11 AM
Quote from: Martinus on February 05, 2010, 02:40:28 AM
BB fails at life :bleeding:

Fuck you Martinus. :)

And no, I wouldn't fuck you.  Sorry. :console:
Title: Re: A Clone of My Own
Post by: katmai on February 05, 2010, 03:24:44 AM
Fear not Beeb, he'd have to pay his clone to fuck him i'm sure. :)
Title: Re: A Clone of My Own
Post by: Sophie Scholl on February 05, 2010, 04:04:10 AM
Quote from: katmai on February 05, 2010, 03:24:44 AM
Fear not Beeb, he'd have to pay his clone to fuck him i'm sure. :)
Pfft, there'd be no sex.  Just a horrid amount of foot play.
Title: Re: A Clone of My Own
Post by: Martinus on February 05, 2010, 04:28:38 AM
Quote from: Barrister on February 05, 2010, 03:24:11 AM
Quote from: Martinus on February 05, 2010, 02:40:28 AM
BB fails at life :bleeding:

Fuck you Martinus. :)

And no, I wouldn't fuck you.  Sorry. :console:

I still think you fail. What you said made it sound as if you considered Tracy to be obese (which she isn't btw), asshole.
Title: Re: A Clone of My Own
Post by: Razgovory on February 05, 2010, 05:06:07 AM
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Title: Re: A Clone of My Own
Post by: Eddie Teach on February 05, 2010, 05:22:57 AM
Probably not. I think I'd make a horrible looking chick.
Title: Re: A Clone of My Own
Post by: The Larch on February 05, 2010, 06:13:35 AM
Quote from: Martinus on February 05, 2010, 02:40:59 AM
Anyway sure I'd fuck my clone.

Opposite sex clone, Mart.  :P
Title: Re: A Clone of My Own
Post by: Grey Fox on February 05, 2010, 06:57:39 AM
I'm good.
Title: Re: A Clone of My Own
Post by: Viking on February 05, 2010, 07:16:19 AM
this is disgusting...
Title: Re: A Clone of My Own
Post by: Alcibiades on February 05, 2010, 09:35:07 AM
Quote from: Martinus on February 05, 2010, 04:28:38 AM
Quote from: Barrister on February 05, 2010, 03:24:11 AM
Quote from: Martinus on February 05, 2010, 02:40:28 AM
BB fails at life :bleeding:

Fuck you Martinus. :)

And no, I wouldn't fuck you.  Sorry. :console:

I still think you fail. What you said made it sound as if you considered Tracy to be obese (which she isn't btw), asshole.

You're an idiot if you inferred that from him just saying "nonsense".  Though you're an idiot any way.
Title: Re: A Clone of My Own
Post by: Grallon on February 05, 2010, 09:47:01 AM
Me at 30 would do me at 15 - I'd teach him all the tricks in the book. 


Hmmm... that means he'd just reach the 'Ennui Wall'(TM) that much sooner.  <_<




G.
Title: Re: A Clone of My Own
Post by: Malthus on February 05, 2010, 09:51:24 AM
The age difference would be a trifle problematic!  :lol:

If I made a clone now, I'd be 60 when she turned 18. I doubt she'd be all that interested.  ;)
Title: Re: A Clone of My Own
Post by: Ed Anger on February 05, 2010, 09:59:24 AM
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Title: Re: A Clone of My Own
Post by: Josquius on February 05, 2010, 10:35:14 AM
Wouldn't it look a bit like my sister?
So...:x


This though:
QuoteWould you bang your opposite sex clone? (or same sex for the gays)
isn't that an entirely different question asked my kids the world over of gays? - Do they look in the mirror and turn themselves on.
Title: Re: A Clone of My Own
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on February 05, 2010, 01:17:03 PM
Hilarious we were having this discussion at work last nigh. me? i'd do both the same sex clone, and the opposite sex one at the same time. But that's me.

We were actually talking about the idea in reference to Avatar/Commander Riker fan fic. :bleeding:
Title: Re: A Clone of My Own
Post by: The Brain on February 05, 2010, 02:09:59 PM
Sure why not. Send in the clones.
Title: Re: A Clone of My Own
Post by: Capetan Mihali on February 05, 2010, 03:06:57 PM
Quote from: The Brain on February 05, 2010, 02:09:59 PM
Sure why not. Send in the clones.

Don't bother, they're here....   :cry:
Title: Re: A Clone of My Own
Post by: Agelastus on February 05, 2010, 03:11:38 PM
Yes. I would (opposite sex clone only, and I'd have made sure she had had more exercise and a better diet than me...)

But I am very surprised at the number of people voting "yes".

No matter how much this is dressed up in science fiction terms, we are talking incest here, people.
Title: Re: A Clone of My Own
Post by: The Brain on February 05, 2010, 03:13:47 PM
Quote from: Agelastus on February 05, 2010, 03:11:38 PM
Yes. I would (opposite sex clone only, and I'd have made sure she had had more exercise and a better diet than me...)

But I am very surprised at the number of people voting "yes".

No matter how much this is dressed up in science fiction terms, we are talking incest here, people.

It's only incest if you get caught.
Title: Re: A Clone of My Own
Post by: Agelastus on February 05, 2010, 03:22:33 PM
Quote from: The Brain on February 05, 2010, 03:13:47 PM
Quote from: Agelastus on February 05, 2010, 03:11:38 PM
Yes. I would (opposite sex clone only, and I'd have made sure she had had more exercise and a better diet than me...)

But I am very surprised at the number of people voting "yes".

No matter how much this is dressed up in science fiction terms, we are talking incest here, people.

It's only incest if you get caught.

That needed a :perv:
Title: Re: A Clone of My Own
Post by: garbon on February 05, 2010, 03:26:23 PM
I'm not my type but why not?
Title: Re: A Clone of My Own
Post by: Syt on February 06, 2010, 01:02:45 AM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on February 05, 2010, 01:17:03 PM
Hilarious we were having this discussion at work last nigh. me? i'd do both the same sex clone, and the opposite sex one at the same time. But that's me.

We were actually talking about the idea in reference to Avatar/Commander Riker fan fic. :bleeding:

Somehow this gives me flashbacks of Clerks.
Title: Re: A Clone of My Own
Post by: HisMajestyBOB on February 06, 2010, 09:42:47 AM
Yes, because I'm hot, so therefore the female version of me would also be hot.