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Title: Homeland security wants smelloscope to filter out "deceptive"/fearful passengers
Post by: Syt on April 04, 2009, 12:38:50 AM
Times: Quest for artificial nose to sniff out terrorists' fear (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article5992949.ece)
QuoteMarch 29, 2009

LAW enforcement agencies are seeking scientists to develop an artificial nose that can detect the smell of fear as terrorists pass through security at airports.

The US Department of Homeland Security is advertising for specialists to devise airport scanners that will sniff out "deceptive individuals".

The technology builds on recent breakthroughs in finding human scent-prints which, many researchers believe, may be as unique to individuals as fingerprints.

Body odours also change perceptibly according to mood. Researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology have already produced a gel that acts like the smell receptors in the human nose. Now they are trying to create a version that can isolate the tangy smell of adrenaline, the stress hormone, so that nervous passengers or those with a guilty conscience can be singled out.

Homeland Security wants a device that automatically compares odours with scents collected from crime scenes and held in a "smell bank" which, like DNA or fingerprints, could be used in court.

Last week officials said they only wanted to explore the possibilities but scientists are already predicting that it is only a matter of time before police will be able to sniff out crime artificially.

Professor Kenneth Furton, who is assembling a smell bank at Florida International University in Miami, said the technology could identify bank robbers by matching scent molecules collected from crime scenes on swabs.

He said chemists could already identify human smells by race, age and environment. Scientists will be able to tell police whether a thief is white, black or Asian, whether they are a teenager or older, and maybe even their last meal.

Furton, who taught chemistry at the University of Wales, Swansea, before moving to Miami, is also seeking body odours which mark people out as depressed. Other chemists are looking for the signature smells of cancers, asthma and other diseases.

Such advances could also be an additional tool in paternity cases, as family members give off a similar scent. Twins can smell as identical as they look.

One barrier to better security through sniffing is perfume. Detectors will have to be adapted to screen out more complicated molecules in bestselling scents such as Jennifer Lopez's Glow range and Chanel No 5 which mask natural smells and confuse detector dogs.

Natural scents can be boosted by stress, which releases hormones from armpits and hands. The odour can then spread in 20ft clouds to cling to clothes, furniture and walls.

Somehow I think this will make the life of those with fear of flying a bit harder. :lol:
Title: Re: Homeland security wants smelloscope to filter out "deceptive"/fearful passengers
Post by: DisturbedPervert on April 04, 2009, 04:18:39 AM
Quote from: Syt on April 04, 2009, 12:38:50 AM
Somehow I think this will make the life of those with fear of flying a bit harder. :lol:

Or those with a fear of being anally probed by the over eager high school drop out security staff.
Title: Re: Homeland security wants smelloscope to filter out "deceptive"/fearful passengers
Post by: The Brain on April 04, 2009, 04:23:38 AM
:FDR:
Title: Re: Homeland security wants smelloscope to filter out "deceptive"/fearful passen
Post by: Martinus on April 04, 2009, 04:28:17 AM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on April 04, 2009, 04:18:39 AM
Quote from: Syt on April 04, 2009, 12:38:50 AM
Somehow I think this will make the life of those with fear of flying a bit harder. :lol:

Or those with a fear of being anally probed by the over eager high school drop out security staff.
Or those with a fear or anxiety connected with being late for their plane, losing their luggage, or any other of the multitude of fears and anxieties associated with long distance travel.
Title: Re: Homeland security wants smelloscope to filter out "deceptive"/fearful passen
Post by: Martinus on April 04, 2009, 04:31:43 AM
This reminds me of an English court ruling I once read (I think it was Lord Black's but not sure entirely) which considered the issue of duty of care/safety vs. efficiency.

He said that if one wanted to be 100% on the safe side, one should get all trains to run at a snail pace, thus they would never run over anyone or crash with deadly results. But that would make the public transport grind to a halt and be unbearable.

It seems to me air transport security is heading the same direction since 2001.
Title: Re: Homeland security wants smelloscope to filter out "deceptive"/fearful passengers
Post by: Ed Anger on April 04, 2009, 06:59:32 AM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on April 04, 2009, 04:18:39 AM
Quote from: Syt on April 04, 2009, 12:38:50 AM
Somehow I think this will make the life of those with fear of flying a bit harder. :lol:

Or those with a fear of being anally probed by the over eager high school drop out security staff.

That would be like Disneyland for marti.
Title: Re: Homeland security wants smelloscope to filter out "deceptive"/fearful passengers
Post by: Norgy on April 04, 2009, 07:02:05 AM
You don't get frequent flyer miles by being anually probed by high school drop-out security staff.  :(
Title: Re: Homeland security wants smelloscope to filter out "deceptive"/fearful passengers
Post by: jimmy olsen on April 04, 2009, 07:39:18 AM
This is just crazy. How can rationally people actually think this is worthwhile?
Title: Re: Homeland security wants smelloscope to filter out "deceptive"/fearful passengers
Post by: Strix on April 04, 2009, 09:04:04 AM
Quote from: Norgy on April 04, 2009, 07:02:05 AM
You don't get frequent flyer miles by being anually probed by high school drop-out security staff.  :(

I can't wait for Southwest to promote it as a perk stating "A free prostate exam" with every flight inside the continental US.
Title: Re: Homeland security wants smelloscope to filter out "deceptive"/fearful passengers
Post by: Sheilbh on April 04, 2009, 09:32:16 AM
I hate flying.  I fear it more than can ever be explained.

I have also been frisked at almost every airport I've gone through.

I'm not convinced this doesn't already exist.  If it doesn't it'll just make the misery of travel even worse for me :weep:
Title: Re: Homeland security wants smelloscope to filter out "deceptive"/fearful passengers
Post by: The Brain on April 04, 2009, 09:37:28 AM
Quote from: Norgy on April 04, 2009, 07:02:05 AM
You don't get frequent flyer miles by being anually probed by high school drop-out security staff.  :(

You're lucky if it's that rare.
Title: Re: Homeland security wants smelloscope to filter out "deceptive"/fearful passengers
Post by: FunkMonk on April 04, 2009, 09:40:38 AM
I usually smell like dog feces so will I be stopped every time I fly home and back?  :huh:
Title: Re: Homeland security wants smelloscope to filter out "deceptive"/fearful passengers
Post by: DontSayBanana on April 06, 2009, 04:21:33 PM
And they don't think they're going to get false positives simply from the knowledge that just such a device exists?

The only plus side is that so many travelers would have to learn to fool the detectors by thinking of sex that we might just have a sexual revolution, courtesy of Homeland Security.
Title: Re: Homeland security wants smelloscope to filter out "deceptive"/fearful passen
Post by: Tonitrus on April 08, 2009, 12:35:38 AM
DHS needs to be shut the fuck down.
Title: Re: Homeland security wants smelloscope to filter out "deceptive"/fearful passengers
Post by: Monoriu on April 08, 2009, 04:52:12 AM
This has got to be a joke.
Title: Re: Homeland security wants smelloscope to filter out "deceptive"/fearful passengers
Post by: Monoriu on April 08, 2009, 05:02:17 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on April 04, 2009, 09:32:16 AM
I hate flying.  I fear it more than can ever be explained.

I have also been frisked at almost every airport I've gone through.

I'm not convinced this doesn't already exist.  If it doesn't it'll just make the misery of travel even worse for me :weep:

Different airports have different standards.  One of the worst I've seen is an airport in Mainland China.  Usually, when we go through the metal detectors and if the alarm sounds, security staff will use a smaller detector to search us manually.  That's fine with me.  The problem with that particular airport is that the security staff insisted us to pass the big detector.  If the alarm sounds, they made us take off a piece of clothing, and go through it again.  It quickly became strip poker.  They probably hoped that the bras caused the alarm  :mad:
Title: Re: Homeland security wants smelloscope to filter out "deceptive"/fearful passengers
Post by: Viking on April 08, 2009, 05:15:45 AM
What I want to know is how the Porn industry is going to find a way of using this technology.
Title: Re: Homeland security wants smelloscope to filter out "deceptive"/fearful passengers
Post by: Caliga on April 08, 2009, 07:20:24 AM
Fear is illegal, mmm'kay?

Love,
Big Brother
Title: Re: Homeland security wants smelloscope to filter out "deceptive"/fearful passengers
Post by: Alatriste on April 08, 2009, 07:23:27 AM
Quote from: Caliga on April 08, 2009, 07:20:24 AM
Fear is illegal, mmm'kay?

Love,
Big Brother

Happiness is mandatory, Citizen (famous Paranoia quote)
Title: Re: Homeland security wants smelloscope to filter out "deceptive"/fearful passengers
Post by: Caliga on April 08, 2009, 07:26:19 AM
Quote from: Alatriste on April 08, 2009, 07:23:27 AMHappiness is mandatory, Citizen (famous Paranoia quote)

HOPE!  CHANGE!
OBAMA!  OBAMA!  OBAMA!
WE WANT CHANGE
WE WANT CHANGE
WE WANT CHANGE
WES WANT CHANGE
ES GWANT HANGE
SE GWA HENGE
SEIG WA HEINGE
SEIG HEINGE
SEIG HEILGE
SEIG HEIL
SEIG HEIL
SEIG HEIL

:)
Title: Re: Homeland security wants smelloscope to filter out "deceptive"/fearful passengers
Post by: PDH on April 08, 2009, 07:55:11 AM
Quote from: Caliga on April 08, 2009, 07:26:19 AM

WES WANT CHANGE

HULK SMASH