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General Category => Off the Record => Topic started by: Slargos on January 28, 2010, 08:41:56 PM

Poll
Question: If someone describes a piece of luggage as "woman size", what conclusion would you draw so to its properties?
Option 1: It is small votes: 5
Option 2: It is large votes: 5
Option 3: Jaron could fit in it votes: 2
Title: Luggage nomenclature
Post by: Slargos on January 28, 2010, 08:41:56 PM
A bit of mis-communication happened earlier today as I was describing my samsonite bag to a female relative who's going on a 2 week trip out of the country.

I was wondering whether I was perhaps being my usual self, or whether they were just slow on the uptake.
Title: Re: Luggage nomenclature
Post by: Viking on January 28, 2010, 08:44:05 PM
This poll needs an "I can put the Hooker's body in it" option.
Title: Re: Luggage nomenclature
Post by: DontSayBanana on January 28, 2010, 08:47:58 PM
Huge.  I'd either assume it to be either large enough to fit at least a petite woman into or else a diatribe on the way women stereotypically *never* travel light.
Title: Re: Luggage nomenclature
Post by: Jacob on January 28, 2010, 08:48:18 PM
that's a dumb way to describe luggage.
Title: Re: Luggage nomenclature
Post by: Slargos on January 28, 2010, 08:50:55 PM
Quote from: Jacob on January 28, 2010, 08:48:18 PM
that's a dumb way to describe luggage.

That is neither here nor there.  :P

But to elaborate, my brother made the phone call, and he asked me if the bag is "large" and since I don't know his frame of reference, and certainly don't trust my own on the subject, I had to attempt a visual descriptor which OBVIOUSLY failed.
Title: Re: Luggage nomenclature
Post by: Josephus on January 28, 2010, 09:00:55 PM
Most women I've come across in my 43 years of wandering the planet tend to come with lots of baggage.

Not sure if that helps or not.
Title: Re: Luggage nomenclature
Post by: HVC on January 28, 2010, 09:04:29 PM
i picked small, because usually ladies size is smaller (clothes and the like). But thinking it through the sterotype is that woman over pack so it could mean large. So, i, like your friend, is lost as to your meaning :lol:
Title: Re: Luggage nomenclature
Post by: grumbler on January 28, 2010, 09:18:22 PM
Quote from: Jacob on January 28, 2010, 08:48:18 PM
that's a dumb way to describe luggage.
This one.  I would draw the conclusion that the describer is either a moron or being deliberately obtuse.
Title: Re: Luggage nomenclature
Post by: DisturbedPervert on January 28, 2010, 09:22:59 PM
Usually big.  But it could also be so tiny as to be useless except for holding small dogs.
Title: Re: Luggage nomenclature
Post by: Slargos on January 28, 2010, 09:27:30 PM
Quote from: grumbler on January 28, 2010, 09:18:22 PM
Quote from: Jacob on January 28, 2010, 08:48:18 PM
that's a dumb way to describe luggage.
This one.  I would draw the conclusion that the describer is either a moron or being deliberately obtuse.

Still sore about the veil thread?  :lol: