QuoteTamas on the 'brink of ruin'
Posted: Friday, April 03, 2009 8:33 PM
Filed Under: On Assignment
Reporter's Notebook
By M Klinger, NBC News Correspondent
NEAR BUDAPEST – While researching a recent wargaming distress call, this reporter and his cameraman stopped at a small hovel to ask directions. The owner of the house said that this was not a good place to stay, but being in the open we thought nothing of it. Sure enough, as soon as the farmer and I turned our backs, the cameraman was placed on blocks, his hubcaps stolen likely to be sold at a nice profit on the black market. "Gypsies" was all that the local said.
The Hungarians live out petty lives of despair, now that the international paprika market has collapsed. Faced with mounting debt and an inability to comprehend numbers greater than seven, the average amount of fingers on their hands, these poor rural folk have turned to lynching foreigners and selling magical amulets "proof against the Turk" to passing Austrians.
Tamas, a local pigfucker and noted wargamer, explains the plight of the people this way. "We are simple people, simple and stupid. Also, kill the Gyppos." One does not have to look deep under the words to see the true meaning - this is the land that somehow caught all the recessive genes at one time.
Still, there is hope on the horizon. A recently strengthening Euro means that the long-cherished porn industry will soon see a rise, and the ancient Hungarian money-making scheme of swindling the Romanians seems as strong as ever.
However, it may be too late for the likes of Tamas, who recently has turned to worship of an obscure Canadian in hopes of divine blessing. We are left with his haunting words "kill the gyppo."
:lol: You're a dick.
praise Neil.
Quote from: Tamas on April 03, 2009, 09:37:34 PM
:lol: You're a dick.
I just post the news stories that I feel need posting.
Bravo! Excellent!
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
:lol:I liked your fairytales in TBR too. :D
I like the BBC using a more personal approach to news reporting. It makes me involved in the poor pigfucker, really.
Is he really a pigfucker though?
Quote from: The Brain on April 04, 2009, 06:00:47 AM
Is he really a pigfucker though?
No, he really fucks goats, but introduces them to his friends as "pigs" because goatfucking is considered to be lowbrow behavior in Hungary.
Quote from: grumbler on April 04, 2009, 06:49:22 AM
Quote from: The Brain on April 04, 2009, 06:00:47 AM
Is he really a pigfucker though?
No, he really fucks goats, but introduces them to his friends as "pigs" because goatfucking is considered to be lowbrow behavior in Hungary.
I stand by my reporting.
Nice to see that high-quality journalism is not wholly gone from this world :cool:
:lol:
Quote from: PDH on April 03, 2009, 09:33:58 PMnow that the international paprika market has collapsed.
lol, good one
I worship Bee Bee as well. :)