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General Category => Off the Record => Topic started by: Syt on January 07, 2010, 02:21:10 AM

Poll
Question: Who would win in a no holds brawl?
Option 1: Margaret Thatcher votes: 6
Option 2: Golda Meir votes: 9
Option 3: Double KO votes: 2
Option 4: They'd kill Jaron, then rule the galaxy together. votes: 5
Title: Who would win? Thatcher vs. Meir - Catfight!
Post by: Syt on January 07, 2010, 02:21:10 AM
For the sake of argument assume that both are in prime physical condition and at the height of their mental abilities.
Title: Re: Who would win? Thatcher vs. Meir - Catfight!
Post by: Barrister on January 07, 2010, 02:28:47 AM
Quote from: Syt on January 07, 2010, 02:21:10 AM
For the sake of argument assume that both are in prime physical condition

That's not saying much.
Title: Re: Who would win? Thatcher vs. Meir - Catfight!
Post by: Josquius on January 07, 2010, 11:58:21 AM
The one I've heard of.
Title: Re: Who would win? Thatcher vs. Meir - Catfight!
Post by: Barrister on January 07, 2010, 11:59:19 AM
You haven't heard of Golda Meier?
Title: Re: Who would win? Thatcher vs. Meir - Catfight!
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on January 07, 2010, 01:06:05 PM
He's young and she is rarely mentioned nowadays.
Title: Re: Who would win? Thatcher vs. Meir - Catfight!
Post by: Josephus on January 07, 2010, 01:12:50 PM
I don't even what to picture it.

That said, i think Maggie was tougher.
Title: Re: Who would win? Thatcher vs. Meir - Catfight!
Post by: Malthus on January 07, 2010, 01:32:41 PM
The real issue is how much they would have to pay you to watch a porno made with this premise.  :D
Title: Re: Who would win? Thatcher vs. Meir - Catfight!
Post by: Malthus on January 07, 2010, 01:40:02 PM
Quote from: Josephus on January 07, 2010, 01:12:50 PM
I don't even what to picture it.

That said, i think Maggie was tougher.

Golda worked on a farm for several years when she was young, doing physical labour. I don't think Maggie did.
Title: Re: Who would win? Thatcher vs. Meir - Catfight!
Post by: Razgovory on January 07, 2010, 01:43:26 PM
Quote from: Barrister on January 07, 2010, 11:59:19 AM
You haven't heard of Golda Meier?

Maybe he hasn't heard of Thatcher.  Meir's only weakness is if you get her wet she melts.
Title: Re: Who would win? Thatcher vs. Meir - Catfight!
Post by: Razgovory on January 07, 2010, 01:44:39 PM
Also I suspect Meir was LBJ in drag.
Title: Re: Who would win? Thatcher vs. Meir - Catfight!
Post by: Josephus on January 07, 2010, 01:46:12 PM
Quote from: Malthus on January 07, 2010, 01:40:02 PM
Quote from: Josephus on January 07, 2010, 01:12:50 PM
I don't even what to picture it.

That said, i think Maggie was tougher.

Golda worked on a farm for several years when she was young, doing physical labour. I don't think Maggie did.

Maggie looked tougher. I'm convinced she had balls of steel.
Title: Re: Who would win? Thatcher vs. Meir - Catfight!
Post by: Warspite on January 07, 2010, 01:47:21 PM
True. But, Maggie studied chemistry, and so knows the dark arts of: alchemy. She would overwhelm Meir with a barrage of pre-made potions, unless the indomitable Israeli passed a series of poison resistance tests.
Title: Re: Who would win? Thatcher vs. Meir - Catfight!
Post by: Octavian on January 07, 2010, 01:54:50 PM
Golda Meir would win!

She was the original "Bear Jew" and Tarantino's inspiration.
Title: Re: Who would win? Thatcher vs. Meir - Catfight!
Post by: The Brain on January 07, 2010, 02:09:59 PM
Maggie.
Title: Re: Who would win? Thatcher vs. Meir - Catfight!
Post by: Josquius on January 07, 2010, 02:32:11 PM
Quote from: Barrister on January 07, 2010, 11:59:19 AM
You haven't heard of Golda Meier?
No. I'm a young gentile.
Checking wikipedia for her I do remember there was a woman PM of Israeli but I couldn't have guessed the name or anything about her.
Title: Re: Who would win? Thatcher vs. Meir - Catfight!
Post by: Maximus on January 07, 2010, 02:51:20 PM
We have: writing. Among other things it allows you to gain knowledge about stuff you haven't personally experienced.
Title: Re: Who would win? Thatcher vs. Meir - Catfight!
Post by: Josquius on January 07, 2010, 03:29:50 PM
Quote from: Maximus on January 07, 2010, 02:51:20 PM
We have: writing. Among other things it allows you to gain knowledge about stuff you haven't personally experienced.
And of course learning the names of every PM of every country is right at the top of my list of things to learn...
Israeli political history really isn't something that interests me, I read about other things.
And people who post opinions on subjects they've just had to google need shooting.
Title: Re: Who would win? Thatcher vs. Meir - Catfight!
Post by: garbon on January 07, 2010, 03:53:16 PM
Quote from: Maximus on January 07, 2010, 02:51:20 PM
We have: writing. Among other things it allows you to gain knowledge about stuff you haven't personally experienced.

It's Jos. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Who would win? Thatcher vs. Meir - Catfight!
Post by: Barrister on January 07, 2010, 04:11:14 PM
Quote from: Malthus on January 07, 2010, 01:40:02 PM
Quote from: Josephus on January 07, 2010, 01:12:50 PM
I don't even what to picture it.

That said, i think Maggie was tougher.

Golda worked on a farm for several years when she was young, doing physical labour. I don't think Maggie did.

Both of them were such fiercely political animals though - Maggie was in politics almost her entire adult life, while Golda was in the Zionist movement, then in politics, almost her entire adult life.

Nothing that would really differentiate between them when at their physical peak.

Of course both of them as PM were tough as nails.  Maggie stood down the trade unions and defeated the Argentine military.  Golda ordered the deaths of palestinian terrorists after Munich, and defeated the Arab armies after the Yom Kippur War.

I'll call it a double KO.
Title: Re: Who would win? Thatcher vs. Meir - Catfight!
Post by: grumbler on January 07, 2010, 06:38:59 PM
I'd take the original "Iron Lady" over the second one, but not by a lot.  A coupla tough birds.
Title: Re: Who would win? Thatcher vs. Meir - Catfight!
Post by: Sheilbh on January 07, 2010, 06:41:39 PM
I think I'd have a better (but still woeful) chance of winning a fight with Maggie than with Golda.  So I think Golda wins.
Title: Re: Who would win? Thatcher vs. Meir - Catfight!
Post by: Ed Anger on January 07, 2010, 06:41:43 PM
Meir if they wrestle in jello. Thatcher in the mud.
Title: Re: Who would win? Thatcher vs. Meir - Catfight!
Post by: CountDeMoney on January 07, 2010, 09:10:32 PM
Maggie's got the wingspan, and could work the jabs all day, but Golda would get in on the body.

Golda in a split decision.
Title: Re: Who would win? Thatcher vs. Meir - Catfight!
Post by: Josephus on January 07, 2010, 10:19:50 PM
In a split decision it would depend on who the judges are. No way any Arab judges will vote for Meir. An Argie, or even a Brit from the north,  wouldn't vote for Thatcher.
Title: Re: Who would win? Thatcher vs. Meir - Catfight!
Post by: jimmy olsen on January 07, 2010, 10:27:16 PM
Quote from: Tyr on January 07, 2010, 11:58:21 AM
The one I've heard of.
WTF?