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Title: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: Martinus on April 02, 2009, 10:34:46 AM
garbon   633   
Ed Anger 451
Neil 448
Martinus 447
Valmy 428
Syt 424
Grey Fox 383
Berkut 365
jimmy olsen 352
katmai 337
The Brain 316

Wtf garbon?
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: garbon on April 02, 2009, 10:58:21 AM
I had a lot of posts in during those early days when no one really felt like posting.
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: Vince on April 02, 2009, 11:17:46 AM
Quote from: Martinus on April 02, 2009, 10:34:46 AM
garbon   633

Wtf garbon?

He suffers from Timmy taint now.   :(
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: fhdz on April 02, 2009, 11:19:18 AM
What's pretty cool is that I'm not even in that list. :)
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: Barrister on April 02, 2009, 11:19:50 AM
I too am surprised that I'm not all that close.
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: Savonarola on April 02, 2009, 11:21:41 AM
Quote from: Vince on April 02, 2009, 11:17:46 AM

He suffers from Timmy taint now.   :(

We all will one day.   :(
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: Valmy on April 02, 2009, 11:23:34 AM
Quote from: fahdiz on April 02, 2009, 11:19:18 AM
What's pretty cool is that I'm not even in that list. :)

And Languish suffers because of it :(
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: The Brain on April 02, 2009, 11:32:34 AM
:yeah:
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: Neil on April 02, 2009, 11:34:59 AM
Garbon's always been prolific.  Bitchiness and gabbiness frequently go hand in hand.
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: Strix on April 02, 2009, 11:35:14 AM
Shouldn't the #1 Spammer get the title of Clay Aiken?  :lmfao:
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: Syt on April 02, 2009, 11:36:34 AM
I'm slacking. :(
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: Savonarola on April 02, 2009, 11:40:16 AM
Quote from: Syt on April 02, 2009, 11:36:34 AM
I'm slacking. :(

POST HARDER!
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: Syt on April 02, 2009, 11:40:40 AM
Will try. :cry:
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on April 02, 2009, 11:40:44 AM
I think before the death and rebirth of Languish Garbon was posting at a pretty good clip as well. He ebbs and flows like most of us. I dunno if my posts-per-day rating is similar to my old one or not. Are you posting more or less than before? Me I'm unsure.
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: Savonarola on April 02, 2009, 11:44:39 AM
Quote from: Syt on April 02, 2009, 11:40:40 AM
Will try. :cry:

Losers try.  Winners fuck the prom queen. :scots:
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: Strix on April 02, 2009, 11:46:17 AM
Quote from: Savonarola on April 02, 2009, 11:44:39 AM
Losers try.  Winners fuck the prom king. :scots:

I fixed that for you and made it more relevant for Languish.
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: Savonarola on April 02, 2009, 11:50:37 AM
Quote from: Strix on April 02, 2009, 11:46:17 AM
Quote from: Savonarola on April 02, 2009, 11:44:39 AM
Losers try.  Winners fuck the prom king. :scots:

I fixed that for you and made it more relevant for Languish.

That probably won't appeal to Syt.  How about "Losers try.  Winners fricassee the prom king." :mmm:
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: charliebear on April 02, 2009, 11:53:12 AM
Quote from: Savonarola on April 02, 2009, 11:44:39 AM
Quote from: Syt on April 02, 2009, 11:40:40 AM
Will try. :cry:

Losers try.  Winners fuck the prom queen. :scots:

Such language.  Do you eat with that mouth?
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: fhdz on April 02, 2009, 11:55:16 AM
Quote from: charliebear on April 02, 2009, 11:53:12 AM
Quote from: Savonarola on April 02, 2009, 11:44:39 AM
Losers try.  Winners fuck the prom queen. :scots:

Such language.  Do you eat with that mouth?

With whose mouth would he eat? :unsure:
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: The Brain on April 02, 2009, 11:56:59 AM
:cartman:
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: charliebear on April 02, 2009, 11:57:56 AM
Quote from: fahdiz on April 02, 2009, 11:55:16 AM
Quote from: charliebear on April 02, 2009, 11:53:12 AM
Quote from: Savonarola on April 02, 2009, 11:44:39 AM
Losers try.  Winners fuck the prom queen. :scots:

Such language.  Do you eat with that mouth?

With whose mouth would he eat? :unsure:

Sigh...  Sometimes propriety is hopelessly lost.
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: fhdz on April 02, 2009, 12:00:13 PM
Quote from: charliebear on April 02, 2009, 11:57:56 AM
Sigh...  Sometimes propriety is hopelessly lost.

You want propriety...on an internet forum? :huh:
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: charliebear on April 02, 2009, 12:01:56 PM
Quote from: fahdiz on April 02, 2009, 12:00:13 PM
Quote from: charliebear on April 02, 2009, 11:57:56 AM
Sigh...  Sometimes propriety is hopelessly lost.

You want propriety...on an internet forum? :huh:

I believe that such pockets of optimism exist.
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: FunkMonk on April 02, 2009, 12:02:12 PM
I was in the race early on but fell back on account that I have responsibilities.
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: fhdz on April 02, 2009, 12:03:05 PM
Quote from: charliebear on April 02, 2009, 12:01:56 PM
I believe that such pockets of optimism exist.

Let me rephrase: you want propriety...on Languish? :huh:
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: charliebear on April 02, 2009, 12:04:04 PM
Quote from: fahdiz on April 02, 2009, 12:03:05 PM
Quote from: charliebear on April 02, 2009, 12:01:56 PM
I believe that such pockets of optimism exist.

Let me rephrase: you want propriety...on Languish? :huh:

Sometimes I do, yes.
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: HVC on April 02, 2009, 12:06:47 PM
Quote from: charliebear on April 02, 2009, 11:57:56 AM
Quote from: fahdiz on April 02, 2009, 11:55:16 AM
Quote from: charliebear on April 02, 2009, 11:53:12 AM
Quote from: Savonarola on April 02, 2009, 11:44:39 AM
Losers try.  Winners fuck the prom queen. :scots:

Such language.  Do you eat with that mouth?

With whose mouth would he eat? :unsure:

Sigh...  Sometimes propriety is hopelessly lost.
What's wrong with fucking the prom queen? It's no doubt how she became prom queen. Popular girls put out. it's why they're popular :p


Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: Neil on April 02, 2009, 12:16:23 PM
Quote from: Strix on April 02, 2009, 11:46:17 AM
Quote from: Savonarola on April 02, 2009, 11:44:39 AM
Losers try.  Winners fuck the prom king. :scots:

I fixed that for you and made it more relevant for Languish.
The vast majority of Languishites are heterosexual, and those who aren't will one day be cured.
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: The Nickname Who Was Thursday on April 02, 2009, 12:27:51 PM
Quote from: Martinus on April 02, 2009, 10:34:46 AM
garbon   633   
Ed Anger 451
Neil 448
Martinus 447
Valmy 428
Syt 424
Grey Fox 383
Berkut 365
jimmy olsen 352
katmai 337
The Brain 316

Wtf garbon?

No surprise that Marty can't count.  :P
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: fhdz on April 02, 2009, 12:35:51 PM
Quote from: Valmy on April 02, 2009, 11:23:34 AM
Quote from: fahdiz on April 02, 2009, 11:19:18 AM
What's pretty cool is that I'm not even in that list. :)

And Languish suffers because of it :(

Aww. :hug:
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: Strix on April 02, 2009, 12:55:05 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 02, 2009, 12:16:23 PM
The vast majority of Languishites are heterosexual, and those who aren't will one day be cured.

True but 50% of the Top Four spammers aren't.  :menace:

I also think it's more likely that you'd get Marty to finally confess he isn't a real lawyer and that he lives in a closet in Poland scared his parents and the Church will find out about his longings first than cure his homosexuality.

Garbon is fine uncured. It would make the world a boring vanilla place without some spice.
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: Grey Fox on April 02, 2009, 01:06:54 PM
Hai, sorry I was away.
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: DGuller on April 02, 2009, 01:09:20 PM
Quote from: Strix on April 02, 2009, 12:55:05 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 02, 2009, 12:16:23 PM
The vast majority of Languishites are heterosexual, and those who aren't will one day be cured.

True but 50% of the Top Four spammers aren't.  :menace:
Shouldn't it be 75%? :unsure:
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: jimmy olsen on April 02, 2009, 01:36:58 PM
Looks like I'm in the same place as always.
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: Slargos on April 02, 2009, 01:40:17 PM
Quote from: Strix on April 02, 2009, 12:55:05 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 02, 2009, 12:16:23 PM
The vast majority of Languishites are heterosexual, and those who aren't will one day be cured.

True but 50% of the Top Four spammers aren't.  :menace:

I also think it's more likely that you'd get Marty to finally confess he isn't a real lawyer and that he lives in a closet in Poland scared his parents and the Church will find out about his longings first than cure his homosexuality.

Garbon is fine uncured. It would make the world a boring vanilla place without some spice.

Salt/pepper. :bleeding:
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: Ed Anger on April 02, 2009, 01:50:28 PM
QuoteEd Anger 451

I've launched too many one liners lately.
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: Oexmelin on April 02, 2009, 02:19:06 PM
GOD DAMN ED ANGER ?  :unsure:
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: Ed Anger on April 02, 2009, 02:22:16 PM
Quote from: Oexmelin on April 02, 2009, 02:19:06 PM
GOD DAMN ED ANGER ?  :unsure:

:D

I've got a ticket on the Martin Borman express.
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: syk on April 02, 2009, 02:41:17 PM
Sock Puppet 4 Life!
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: Neil on April 02, 2009, 03:14:21 PM
Quote from: Strix on April 02, 2009, 12:55:05 PM
I also think it's more likely that you'd get Marty to finally confess he isn't a real lawyer and that he lives in a closet in Poland scared his parents and the Church will find out about his longings first than cure his homosexuality.
A combination of gene therapy and medication will cure him, and he'll be able to live a normal life.  With luck, no lobotomy will be necessary.
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: DontSayBanana on April 02, 2009, 07:40:41 PM
Eh. My circle of conversations isn't wide enough for me to go anywhere near the list. Clearly, I need to take advantage of my newfound free time for wargaming. ;)
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: JacobL on April 02, 2009, 07:50:21 PM
Another 18 months until I hit over 1k posts again. :cry:
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: Norgy on April 03, 2009, 03:06:48 AM
I'm never in the Top 10 of anything.  <_<
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: charliebear on April 03, 2009, 09:23:04 AM
Quote from: Norgy on April 03, 2009, 03:06:48 AM
I'm never in the Top 10 of anything.  <_<

:hug:
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: Ed Anger on April 03, 2009, 09:47:02 AM
I go to bed last night, and I fucking drop to 5th. I guess it doesn't pay to have sex.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.blueprintpodcast.com%2Fblog-images%2Fangry-hitler.jpg&hash=f9666467b240e10d2e34fe0a30a3833c238e8fc0)

:P
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: Cecil on April 03, 2009, 09:50:50 AM
I´ll never make any list either but I am more a person that likes to read others antics than create my own.
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: Ed Anger on April 03, 2009, 02:20:14 PM
Jesus H Christ Val, are you getting all your posting in before getting hitched?

ProTip: Take your laptop into the can. That gives you a solid 20 minutes away from the ball and chain.
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: Neil on April 03, 2009, 02:53:24 PM
Valmy loves to post.  Also, the proliferation of gay threads has given him the opportunity to express his support for faggotry.
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: Valmy on April 03, 2009, 02:56:14 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 03, 2009, 02:53:24 PM
Valmy loves to post.  Also, the proliferation of gay threads has given him the opportunity to express his support for faggotry.

That and the religious threads are making me very prolific.

What is the saying?  Gayness is next to Godliness?
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: Ed Anger on April 03, 2009, 02:58:40 PM
Quote from: Valmy on April 03, 2009, 02:56:14 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 03, 2009, 02:53:24 PM
Valmy loves to post.  Also, the proliferation of gay threads has given him the opportunity to express his support for faggotry.

That and the religious threads are making me very prolific.

What is the saying?  Gayness is next to Godliness?

Jesus is making a list and checking it twice. And your Homo support of Marti is putting you on the naughty one.
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: Norgy on April 03, 2009, 03:02:38 PM
I thought Jesus was bowling.  :huh:
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: Neil on April 03, 2009, 03:58:49 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 03, 2009, 02:58:40 PM
Quote from: Valmy on April 03, 2009, 02:56:14 PM
Quote from: Neil on April 03, 2009, 02:53:24 PM
Valmy loves to post.  Also, the proliferation of gay threads has given him the opportunity to express his support for faggotry.

That and the religious threads are making me very prolific.

What is the saying?  Gayness is next to Godliness?

Jesus is making a list and checking it twice. And your Homo support of Marti is putting you on the naughty one.
When the world is mine, homo-supporters will have a rather tough time of it.
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: Strix on April 03, 2009, 04:56:30 PM
Quote from: Norgy on April 03, 2009, 03:06:48 AM
I'm never in the Top 10 of anything.  <_<

You're in the Top 10 of Languishites who lied about having fatal illnesses. You could actually be #1.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: Siege on April 03, 2009, 07:36:13 PM
You guys have too much time on your hands.

Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: DontSayBanana on April 03, 2009, 10:10:22 PM
Quote from: Siege on April 03, 2009, 07:36:13 PM
You guys have too much time on your hands.

...said the soldier with the same posts per day average as the guy waiting to hear what options unemployment is willing to provide for education assistance. :hug:
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: saskganesh on April 04, 2009, 12:17:01 AM
..and that's why we losing the war.

unemployed swamp devils. :P
Title: Re: The 10 Spammer Worthies so Far
Post by: Norgy on April 04, 2009, 03:11:36 AM
Quote from: Strix on April 03, 2009, 04:56:30 PM


You're in the Top 10 of Languishites who lied about having fatal illnesses. You could actually be #1.  :thumbsup:

Excellent.  :)