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Title: Venezuela's Chavez 'Still' Smells Sulfur After Obama Speech
Post by: KRonn on December 18, 2009, 02:57:54 PM
What a muroon.... But hey, I guess he got thunderous applause from the Kool Aid drinking faithful fans of his view on how things ought to be! 

I wonder, did he ask for money for "climate issues" from the same capitalist pig dog nations that he was lambasting?    ;) 

He still smells sulfur...?? Hugo, maybe it's... you? Checked your personal hygiene lately??   :unsure:

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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,580503,00.html

Venezuela's Chavez 'Still' Smells Sulfur After Obama Speech

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez said he "still" smelled sulfur after President Obama made a keynote speech at the Copenhagen climate conference Friday, accusing the American president of carrying same satanic Chavez believes followed Obama's predecessor, George W. Bush.

Chavez, who was not included on the original list of speakers for the final day of the summit, ended the proceedings with bitter references to the Peace Prize-winning Obama as the "Nobel Prize of War."

"The Nobel Prize of War just finished saying here that he is here to act. Well, show it sir. Don't leave by the back door," he said.

Three years after Chavez likened Bush to the devil during a speech at the United Nations General Assembly in New York, the socialist strongman tore into Obama, claiming Friday that "it still smells like sulfur in the world."

Assembled world leaders cheered on Chavez Wednesday during his first, scheduled speech, a ringing attack on all things capitalist that earned him standing ovations from leaders of the Third World.

Chavez berated developed nations for creating an "imperial dictatorship" that rules the world and urging his audience to "fight against capitalism," the "silent and terrible ghost" that was haunting the elegant conference chambers in the Danish capital.

"I promise I won't talk more than others have talked this afternoon," he said at the start of a rambling, 25-minute diatribe that outshot other speakers by a full 20 minutes. In the wide-ranging speech, he called capitalism the "road to hell" responsible for poverty, murder, AIDS — and even unfair climate agreements, the Toronto Star reported.

Calling on spiritual leaders as varied as Jesus, Muhammad and Karl Marx, Chavez bellowed that climate discussions were going on behind closed doors and draft agreements remained "top secret."

"The text presented is not democratic or inclusive," said Chavez, who has made it a practice in his native Venezuela to close opposition newspapers, radio stations and TV networks, and jails dissident politicians on spurious charges.

"It's not democratic, it's not inclusive. Well, ladies and gentlemen, isn't that the reality of the world? Are we really in a democratic world?"

Chavez regularly regales a captive audience of millions of Venezuelans on his weekly "Alo Presidente" talk shows, the marathon TV and radio sessions that give him space to rail against the bourgeoisie, excoriate the U.S. and even sing a ballad when the mood strikes.

By comparison, his Copenhagen screeds were brief, but were certainly gobbled up by many delegates in attendance who let out a nervous laugh as he attacked President Obama.

"I think Obama isn't here yet," he said Wednesday. "He got the Nobel Peace Prize almost the same day as he sent 30,000 soldiers off to kill innocent people in Afghanistan.

But the commandante did manage to address climate change itself, warning of the dangers posed by the failure to rein in carbon emissions and give aid to the Third World.

"If we don't do this, then the great creation of our planet — humans — will disappear," he said. "It doesn't need us, but we can't exist without it. We're destroying it," he said — destroying mother earth."

Obama arrived in Copenhagen Friday with a large American delegation in tow, hoping to pressure China and other nations into accepting a global framework for combating climate change.

Obama and an estimated 120 world leaders converged on the city in hopes of saving the long-awaited summit from ruin by hammering out a framework deal in its closing hours. But the stormy two-week conference was marred to the end by flare-ups between the developed world and developing nations.

Fox News' Daniela Sicuranza contributed to this report.
Title: Re: Venezuela's Chavez 'Still' Smells Sulfur After Obama Speech
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 18, 2009, 03:18:24 PM
Dude needs to freshen up his material.
Title: Re: Venezuela's Chavez 'Still' Smells Sulfur After Obama Speech
Post by: Caliga on December 18, 2009, 03:21:58 PM
:mellow:

It's like trying to get something meaningful from the barking of a Chihuahua.
Title: Re: Venezuela's Chavez 'Still' Smells Sulfur After Obama Speech
Post by: alfred russel on December 18, 2009, 03:38:11 PM
Quote from: KRonn on December 18, 2009, 02:57:54 PM

He still smells sulfur...?? Hugo, maybe it's... you? Checked your personal hygiene lately??   :unsure:

:lol:

So which is it: Is Chavez the leader of an OPEC member trying to cleverly scuttle the climate summit with anti American diatribes, or is Chavez simply unable to stand in front of a microphone without making an ass of himself?
Title: Re: Venezuela's Chavez 'Still' Smells Sulfur After Obama Speech
Post by: derspiess on December 18, 2009, 03:42:17 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on December 18, 2009, 03:38:11 PM
So which is it: Is Chavez the leader of an OPEC member trying to cleverly scuttle the climate summit with anti American diatribes, or is Chavez simply unable to stand in front of a microphone without making an ass of himself?

He succeeded at both, so go ahead & take your pick.
Title: Re: Venezuela's Chavez 'Still' Smells Sulfur After Obama Speech
Post by: Josephus on December 18, 2009, 03:51:17 PM
Here comes my obligatory defence of left-wing dictator's gaffe:


Um.....nah, can't do it. That's my Christmas present to all you guys. :hug:
Title: Re: Venezuela's Chavez 'Still' Smells Sulfur After Obama Speech
Post by: The Brain on December 18, 2009, 03:51:37 PM
I'll await Martim's analysis before I comment.
Title: Re: Venezuela's Chavez 'Still' Smells Sulfur After Obama Speech
Post by: Valmy on December 18, 2009, 04:08:31 PM
QuoteChavez berated developed nations for creating an "imperial dictatorship" that rules the world and urging his audience to "fight against capitalism," the "silent and terrible ghost" that was haunting the elegant conference chambers in the Danish capital.

A ghost is haunting Chavez — the ghost of capitalism.
Title: Re: Venezuela's Chavez 'Still' Smells Sulfur After Obama Speech
Post by: citizen k on December 18, 2009, 04:19:46 PM
Quote from: Josephus on December 18, 2009, 03:51:17 PM
Here comes my obligatory defence of left-wing dictator's gaffe:


Um.....nah, can't do it. That's my Christmas present to all you guys. :hug:

Can the entire 25 minute speech be considered a gaffe?
Title: Re: Venezuela's Chavez 'Still' Smells Sulfur After Obama Speech
Post by: DontSayBanana on December 18, 2009, 04:31:12 PM
Quote from: citizen k on December 18, 2009, 04:19:46 PM
Can the entire 25 minute speech be considered a gaffe?

At this point, almost anything Chavez says can be considered a gaffe. :contract:
Title: Re: Venezuela's Chavez 'Still' Smells Sulfur After Obama Speech
Post by: Sheilbh on December 18, 2009, 07:21:04 PM
Quote from: citizen k on December 18, 2009, 04:19:46 PMCan the entire 25 minute speech be considered a gaffe?
Yeah.  And Gaddafi's entire 2-4 hour speech to the UN can be considered a non-sequitur.

I've got a soft spot for Chavez though.  If we're going to have dictators in the world they should at least have the decency to be a bit loony in their rhetoric.  Hu on the other hand :(
Title: Re: Venezuela's Chavez 'Still' Smells Sulfur After Obama Speech
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 18, 2009, 07:25:39 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on December 18, 2009, 07:21:04 PM
Yeah.
A 25 minute speech consisiting entirely of things he wishes now he hadn't said?
Title: Re: Venezuela's Chavez 'Still' Smells Sulfur After Obama Speech
Post by: HisMajestyBOB on December 18, 2009, 09:23:00 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on December 18, 2009, 07:21:04 PM
Quote from: citizen k on December 18, 2009, 04:19:46 PMCan the entire 25 minute speech be considered a gaffe?
Yeah.  And Gaddafi's entire 2-4 hour speech to the UN can be considered a non-sequitur.

I've got a soft spot for Chavez though.  If we're going to have dictators in the world they should at least have the decency to be a bit loony in their rhetoric.  Hu on the other hand :(

Who?
Title: Re: Venezuela's Chavez 'Still' Smells Sulfur After Obama Speech
Post by: Sheilbh on December 18, 2009, 09:25:37 PM
Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on December 18, 2009, 09:23:00 PM
Who?
Exactly :(

His people don't but I miss the Turkmenbashi.
Title: Re: Venezuela's Chavez 'Still' Smells Sulfur After Obama Speech
Post by: Queequeg on December 18, 2009, 10:03:57 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on December 18, 2009, 07:21:04 PM
Quote from: citizen k on December 18, 2009, 04:19:46 PMCan the entire 25 minute speech be considered a gaffe?
Yeah.  And Gaddafi's entire 2-4 hour speech to the UN can be considered a non-sequitur.

I've got a soft spot for Chavez though.  If we're going to have dictators in the world they should at least have the decency to be a bit loony in their rhetoric.  Hu on the other hand :(
China is economically bursting at the seams, while Venezuela is falling apart at them.  I think I know who I'd prefer.   :lol:
Title: Re: Venezuela's Chavez 'Still' Smells Sulfur After Obama Speech
Post by: Josephus on December 18, 2009, 10:54:18 PM
Quote from: Queequeg on December 18, 2009, 10:03:57 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on December 18, 2009, 07:21:04 PM
Quote from: citizen k on December 18, 2009, 04:19:46 PMCan the entire 25 minute speech be considered a gaffe?
Yeah.  And Gaddafi's entire 2-4 hour speech to the UN can be considered a non-sequitur.

I've got a soft spot for Chavez though.  If we're going to have dictators in the world they should at least have the decency to be a bit loony in their rhetoric.  Hu on the other hand :(
China is economically bursting at the seams, while Venezuela is falling apart at them.  I think I know who I'd prefer.   :lol:

China has like 50 billion people, Venezuela has a couple 100.  I mean it's frakking easy (can you tell I'm getting into BSG) to make China burst at the seams.
Title: Re: Venezuela's Chavez 'Still' Smells Sulfur After Obama Speech
Post by: Duque de Bragança on December 19, 2009, 12:50:40 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on December 18, 2009, 09:25:37 PM
Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on December 18, 2009, 09:23:00 PM
Who?
Exactly :(

His people don't but I miss the Turkmenbashi.

Seconded.