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Title: Riddle me fucking this
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on December 03, 2009, 10:55:37 PM
What is Pluto a dog while Goofy is a person?  Shitfuck. 
Title: Re: Riddle me fucking this
Post by: LaCroix on December 03, 2009, 10:59:07 PM
human:ape
goofy:pluto
Title: Re: Riddle me fucking this
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 03, 2009, 10:59:35 PM
Because Goofy stands upright, duh.
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Post by: Viking on December 04, 2009, 12:07:47 AM
Goofy is an anthropomorphised dog, pluto is a true dog.

QuoteConfusion concerning Goofy and Pluto

Disney has needed to deal with a certain amount of confusion concerning the fact that the anthropomorphic Goofy, and dog-like Pluto often appear on screen together, yet are the same species. On their web site, it's stated that "Goofy was originally created as Dippy Dawg" and "was created as a human character, as opposed to Pluto, who was a pet, so [Goofy] walked upright and had a speaking voice". This problem was humorously illustrated in the movie "Stand By Me" in which one of the boys ponders, "Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, and Pluto's a dog. What's Goofy?" There is also an episode of the Disney Channel series Even Stevens called "Scrub Day" where in Louis' rallying-the-troops speech he wonders why Goofy got to walk and talk and Pluto has to eat from a dog bowl.
Title: Re: Riddle me fucking this
Post by: katmai on December 04, 2009, 12:26:49 AM
Reminds me of joke

Mickey takes Minny to see a doctor.
After the exam the doctor comes out and says she is perfectly fine and In good mental health.

Mickey says " I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's fucking Goofy"
Title: Re: Riddle me fucking this
Post by: ulmont on December 04, 2009, 12:36:40 AM
Quote from: katmai on December 04, 2009, 12:26:49 AM
Reminds me of joke

That's the inferior version of that joke.

QuoteMickey and Minnie Mouse are in front of a judge to get a divorce.

The judge says, "Mr Mouse, I can't grant you a divorce on your accusation that your wife is insane."

Mickey says, "I didn't say she's insane, I said she's fucking Goofy!"
Title: Re: Riddle me fucking this
Post by: Jaron on December 04, 2009, 12:37:22 AM
lawyers :rolleyes:
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Post by: Martinus on December 04, 2009, 02:09:16 AM
Because Pluto is into BDSM/dog-training-fetish. Duh.  :rolleyes:
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Post by: Brazen on December 04, 2009, 04:57:27 AM
As compensation, Pluto got a "planet" named after him.
Title: Re: Riddle me fucking this
Post by: Martinus on December 04, 2009, 05:13:49 AM
Quote from: Brazen on December 04, 2009, 04:57:27 AM
As compensation, Pluto got a "planet" named after him.

But then they took it away. :(
Title: Re: Riddle me fucking this
Post by: Caliga on December 04, 2009, 09:04:19 AM
Quote from: Martinus on December 04, 2009, 05:13:49 AM
But then they took it away. :(
It's because he pooped on the floor.  Bad dog!  BAD DOG!
Title: Re: Riddle me fucking this
Post by: Lettow77 on December 04, 2009, 09:06:51 AM
 Because it's goofy time.
Title: Re: Riddle me fucking this
Post by: Faeelin on December 04, 2009, 09:19:40 AM
Because Goofy doesn't wear clothes.
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Post by: KRonn on December 04, 2009, 11:03:18 AM
This sounds like a Seinfeld discussion....    :D

Hmm, but yeah, why is one a dog and the other not??   <_< 

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Post by: Syt on December 04, 2009, 11:07:25 AM
Quote from: Faeelin on December 04, 2009, 09:19:40 AM
Because Goofy doesn't wear clothes.

:unsure:
Title: Re: Riddle me fucking this
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 04, 2009, 11:34:34 AM
Are the Warner Brothers and Sister dogs? They look like Goofy to me.

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Post by: Josquius on December 04, 2009, 11:46:54 AM
Pluto is retarded. Like that Indian wolf boy.
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Post by: Martinus on December 04, 2009, 11:51:19 AM
Quote from: Tyr on December 04, 2009, 11:46:54 AM
Like that Indian wolf boy.

I'm dismayed and ashamed by the fact that I know what you are talking about.
Title: Re: Riddle me fucking this
Post by: Viking on December 05, 2009, 06:08:21 AM
Quote from: Brazen on December 04, 2009, 04:57:27 AM
As compensation, Pluto got a "planet" named after him.

Other way round, he was named after the Kuiper Belt Object

QuoteNaming

The pup first appeared in Walt Disney's short The Chain Gang[4], released in the USA on August 18, 1930. However, the dog had no name. In the next appearance on October 23, 1930, in The Picnic[5] the dog is named not Pluto, but Rover. It was in The Moose Hunt[6], released on May 8, 1931, that the dog is called Pluto the Pup, the studio's original name. A September 1931 model sheet for the character with that name is illustrated in Barrier's Hollywood Cartoons.[7]

Several months had passed between the naming of what was believed to have been the ninth planet, Pluto, on March 24, 1930, and the attachment of that name to the dog character. Venetia Burney (later Venetia Phair), who as an eleven-year-old schoolgirl had suggested the name Pluto for the planet, remarked in 2006: "The name had nothing to do with the Disney cartoon. Mickey Mouse's dog was named after the planet, not the other way around."[8]

Although it has been claimed that the Disney studio named the dog after the planet (rather than after the mythical god of the underworld), this has not been verified. Disney animator Ben Sharpsteen has said: "We thought the name [Rover] was too common, so we had to look for something else. [...] We changed it to Pluto the Pup, [...] but I don't honestly remember why. I think we were stoned."[9]
Title: Re: Riddle me fucking this
Post by: Neil on December 05, 2009, 08:11:42 AM
Oooh!  Is this the riddle thread?  OK, riddle me this:  What is yours but your friend uses more than you do?
Title: Re: Riddle me fucking this
Post by: Eddie Teach on December 05, 2009, 08:30:14 AM
your wife?
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Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on December 05, 2009, 07:54:52 PM
Quote from: Neil on December 05, 2009, 08:11:42 AM
Oooh!  Is this the riddle thread?  OK, riddle me this:  What is yours but your friend uses more than you do?

your name.
Title: Re: Riddle me fucking this
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on December 05, 2009, 07:55:14 PM
or maybe your phone number.
Title: Re: Riddle me fucking this
Post by: Neil on December 05, 2009, 10:40:23 PM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on December 05, 2009, 07:54:52 PM
Quote from: Neil on December 05, 2009, 08:11:42 AM
Oooh!  Is this the riddle thread?  OK, riddle me this:  What is yours but your friend uses more than you do?

your name.
Correct.  Actually, both your answers would be good.