Sanchez leaves the game after banging up the other knee. Freaking great.
At least it's fun watching TO getting owned by Darelle Revis
New York snoozefest ;)
if the vikings can beat the cardinals, that might just make my week. minnesota sports is quick to disappoint, but come on.. just give me an 11-1!
Now that I've started cheering for the Saints this season, I fully expect them to lose to Washington.
Quote from: citizen k on December 03, 2009, 10:57:13 PM
New York snoozefest ;)
It ends in a Jets win so I'll take it. :cool:
Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on December 03, 2009, 11:12:39 PM
Now that I've started cheering for the Saints this season, I fully expect them to lose to Washington.
Thanks, asshole! :mad:
Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on December 03, 2009, 11:12:39 PM
Now that I've started cheering for the Saints this season, I fully expect them to lose to Washington.
Reverse jinx! Clever plan...
I just noticed this is the last week of the regular season in LFFL. Shocking.
Great. Tenn and Indy is the game of the week, and I'm forcefed Oakland at Pittsburgh and the Saints and Washington. Super.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 06, 2009, 01:16:30 PM
Great. Tenn and Indy is the game of the week, and I'm forcefed Oakland at Pittsburgh and the Saints and Washington. Super.
It's better than NE/Miami and Philly/Atlanta. :bleeding:
I don't know if Stafford is going to last the year. Kid is always getting banged up.
On offer from ESPNA:
Tennessee at Indianapolis
Dallas at NY Giants
Minnesota at Arizona
I'll head for bed after the Tennessee-Indy game, though. Tuesday is a holiday in Austria, but I didn't bother taking off tomorrow. I may catch the monday game, though.
Quote from: Strix on December 06, 2009, 01:21:35 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 06, 2009, 01:16:30 PM
Great. Tenn and Indy is the game of the week, and I'm forcefed Oakland at Pittsburgh and the Saints and Washington. Super.
It's better than NE/Miami and Philly/Atlanta. :bleeding:
Nah, actually not. My lineup is so lopsided, the NFL would've had a more balanced game televising the Jewish Revolt of 71AD.
Quote from: Syt on December 06, 2009, 01:24:49 PM
I may catch the monday game, though.
Ravens at Packers? You better.
Is there any reason to expect that the Raiders won't get the win?
Good News: Houston just stuffed the shit out of Jacksonville on 3 straight plays from inside the 1.
Bad News: Schaub's shoulder/wrist/something on his throwing arm looks like it was utterly destroyed (he doesn't seem to be able to move the arm), which means THE SEX CANNON has the ball inside his own 1.
Possible results: Safety at best. I'm thinking pick 6. Hell he already tossed one INT, and has only thrown 2 passes.
Edit: Holy shit they got 6 yards and were able to punt.
Ugh, I think Fox isn't even trying with the graphics for the DET-CIN game. Fuckers don't even have the current down and yardage up on the screen.
I wish it was like the old days. CBS and NBC showing the foosball. And Jimmy the Greek.
Fucking Bungles.
Well, NBC has decided to dedicate itself to prime time football, and show obscure sports that nobody cares about during the day, because they know nobody's watching anyways.
'Scrap-iron' has joined 'kardiac kats' in the annoying terms in describing the Bengals.
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 06, 2009, 02:12:00 PM
'Scrap-iron' has joined 'kardiac kats' in the annoying terms in describing the Bengals.
Still, don't you think it's better than 'pathetic criminal losers'?
Hey Schaub came back out and is playing again, and appears to be able to throw the ball at least short distances. I'm pretty sure 50% Schaub is better than 100% Rex Grossman, so :)
Edit: Wow. It's amazing how improved the O is all of the sudden. The ball is actually being moved (and it's not by a punt). Touchdown Texans. Schaub 6/6 53 Yards on one drive. The Sex Cannon: 3/9 for 33 and a pick. Nice.
No matter how badly the NFL wants Vince Young to succeed, they can't overcome the fact that he's a total fucking moron.
You don't see a lot of pass, interception, fumble, touchdown by offensive team plays.
Quote from: ulmont on December 06, 2009, 02:47:08 PM
You don't see a lot of pass, interception, fumble, touchdown by offensive team plays.
True. But you do see a lot of plays where the Redskins snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
Jesus Christ, the Raiders could fuck up a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 06, 2009, 02:12:00 PM
'Scrap-iron' has joined 'kardiac kats' in the annoying terms in describing the Bengals.
Thankfully I've missed hearing that one. Until now :angry:
Quote from: derspiess on December 06, 2009, 03:07:52 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 06, 2009, 02:12:00 PM
'Scrap-iron' has joined 'kardiac kats' in the annoying terms in describing the Bengals.
Thankfully I've missed hearing that one. Until now :angry:
Billick seemed to stop using it around the end of the first quarter.
Quote from: Neil on December 06, 2009, 01:36:39 PM
Is there any reason to expect that the Raiders won't get the win?
Doesn't seem so. :lmfao:
ahahaha
Bruce Gradkowski: Hero
So, that's about it for the Steelers playoff hopes then.
Quote from: Neil on December 06, 2009, 04:20:01 PM
So, that's about it for the Steelers playoff hopes then.
Well we're still talking about the Raiders here. :03 left ;)
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 06, 2009, 03:03:10 PM
Jesus Christ, the Raiders could fuck up a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
I stand corrected. Oh, what a lovely day in Pittsburgh today.
PS: Lulz, the Patriots.
And the Patriots lose too. What a happy day of football this is. It's a shame that all the afternoon games are total ass.
Two weeks in a row the defense has blown it. :cry:
They don't deserve to go to the play-offs at this point.
Quote from: Strix on December 06, 2009, 04:36:17 PM
Two weeks in a row the defense has blown it. :cry:
They don't deserve to go to the play-offs at this point.
No. No they don't.
Wow - Saints v Skins going into OT.
I guess as a Vikes fan I need to pull for the Skins, but it doesn't sit right...
Yeah, the Saints have really not performed here. And the Redskins won the toss :cry:
Well, Chris McAllister has performed.
Who Dat! 12-0 motherfuckers!
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:lol:
Steelheads. Check.
Patriotards. Check.
Foreskins. Check.
A nice Sunday trifeca.
If the Browns beat the Chargers and the Cardinals beat the Vikings, this would be one of the best days ever.
Quote from: Neil on December 06, 2009, 06:11:23 PM
If the Browns beat the Chargers and the Cardinals beat the Vikings, this would be one of the best days ever.
:ultra:
How can someone hate the Vikes? Other than a sheer perverse hatred of favourites...
Quote from: Barrister on December 06, 2009, 06:39:15 PM
Quote from: Neil on December 06, 2009, 06:11:23 PM
If the Browns beat the Chargers and the Cardinals beat the Vikings, this would be one of the best days ever.
:ultra:
How can someone hate the Vikes? Other than a sheer perverse hatred of favourites...
Favre.
Quote from: Neil on December 06, 2009, 06:47:44 PM
Quote from: Barrister on December 06, 2009, 06:39:15 PM
Quote from: Neil on December 06, 2009, 06:11:23 PM
If the Browns beat the Chargers and the Cardinals beat the Vikings, this would be one of the best days ever.
:ultra:
How can someone hate the Vikes? Other than a sheer perverse hatred of favourites...
Favre.
Stop drinking the haterade. <_<
Make us Spanky.
Quote from: Neil on December 06, 2009, 06:47:44 PM
Quote from: Barrister on December 06, 2009, 06:39:15 PM
Quote from: Neil on December 06, 2009, 06:11:23 PM
If the Browns beat the Chargers and the Cardinals beat the Vikings, this would be one of the best days ever.
:ultra:
How can someone hate the Vikes? Other than a sheer perverse hatred of favourites...
Favre.
..is amazing? yes, yes he is. especially now that he's a viking :P
Quote from: Barrister on December 06, 2009, 06:49:00 PM
Stop drinking the haterade. <_<
Maybe if the media stops blitzing me with him. But then again, he's still kind of an ass.
:(
LOL, Cowboys
Goddamn piece of shit Redskins. You have got to be fucking kidding me. :bleeding:
Quote from: Valmy on December 06, 2009, 07:58:19 PM
Goddamn piece of shit Redskins. You have got to be fucking kidding me. :bleeding:
Did you really expect anything else?
But don't worry. I'm sure Snyder will sue some old ladies or fist some kittens or something.
Quote from: Valmy on December 06, 2009, 07:58:19 PM
Goddamn piece of shit Redskins. You have got to be fucking kidding me. :bleeding:
That was one of their best games this season.
Quote from: Barrister on December 06, 2009, 06:39:15 PM
Quote from: Neil on December 06, 2009, 06:11:23 PM
If the Browns beat the Chargers and the Cardinals beat the Vikings, this would be one of the best days ever.
:ultra:
How can someone hate the Vikes? Other than a sheer perverse hatred of favourites...
You just made me puke a little.
Quote from: citizen k on December 06, 2009, 08:41:30 PM
That was one of their best games this season.
Well it was by the offense at least. Man they just find a way to lose no matter what.
:(
:weep:
10-2
:)
Man, EJ Henderson's leg whipped around like a pastie tassle on an overweight stripper.
Big, big loss.
oh, well, at least the vikes will make it to the playoffs where they'll lose after a game or two. :yes:
<_<
Oh, what a glorious day! Raiders beat BandWagonsburgh, Patriots lose, Saints and Colts remain on track to end the Dolphins' record, Kyle Orton continues to win, and Favre is shown as a fraud in December. Again. If only the Brownies had pulled one out and Jay Cutler had tossed a few INT's (though 8-17 was nice), it'd have been perfect. :)
Quote from: Judas Iscariot on December 06, 2009, 11:47:06 PM
Oh, what a glorious day! Raiders beat BandWagonsburgh,
Did you manage to catch the game? The last 5 minutes was all that mattered. Hilarious.
What a great game by the Cards. Any win is good, a win over the Vikes is delicious.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 07, 2009, 12:26:44 AM
Quote from: Judas Iscariot on December 06, 2009, 11:47:06 PM
Oh, what a glorious day! Raiders beat BandWagonsburgh,
Did you manage to catch the game? The last 5 minutes was all that mattered. Hilarious.
Alas, no. :( My dad was watching it, and he was giving me updates in addition to my constant checking in via my phone. He ran into the problem of the internet channel he was watching it via went down with a minute to go. I'm pretty sure the guy that puts it up is a Steelers fan, as anytime they're on and losing, the feed dies in the final minutes. Typical Steelers fan. I'm going to try to track down the highlights and what not in the coming days. The joys of Raidernews.com and Silver and Black Pride.
Quote from: Lacroix on December 06, 2009, 11:44:24 PM
oh, well, at least the vikes will make it to the playoffs where they'll lose after a game or two. :yes:
<_<
The curse of Favre has begun to take hold. The Vikings will reap the whirlwind.
So, uh, someone want to explain to me why it took so long to give up on Jamarsuck Russels?
I really wish I could get a .GIF of Tom Brady face planting into the grass after he threw the game losing interception. :menace:
Quote from: Lacroix on December 06, 2009, 11:44:24 PM
oh, well, at least the vikes will make it to the playoffs where they'll lose after a game or two. :yes:
<_<
And they'll be so pissed off that they'll pummel my poor Bungles next week :(
I almost was able to time a business trip to put me up in Minneapolis around that time, but the stupid customer wanted to do things early :angry:
Quote from: Lacroix on December 06, 2009, 11:44:24 PM
oh, well, at least the vikes will make it to the playoffs where they'll lose after a game or two. :yes:
<_<
As I said in the preseason: Favre will break your heart. He will look brilliant all year then suddenly the interception machine will get going.
i work in an office full of people from arizona. today has been horrible for me :cry:
Quote from: Valmy on December 07, 2009, 11:20:54 AM
Quote from: Lacroix on December 06, 2009, 11:44:24 PM
oh, well, at least the vikes will make it to the playoffs where they'll lose after a game or two. :yes:
<_<
As I said in the preseason: Favre will break your heart. He will look brilliant all year then suddenly the interception machine will get going.
We'll see about that...
Yeah, you will. I have 18 years experience with it. :lmfao:
Quote from: Grey Fox on December 07, 2009, 07:48:33 AM
So, uh, someone want to explain to me why it took so long to give up on Jamarsuck Russels?
In two words: Al Davis.
Quote from: Valmy on December 07, 2009, 11:20:54 AM
As I said in the preseason: Favre will break your heart. He will look brilliant all year then suddenly the interception machine will get going.
How many gunslings did he throw last night, anyways?
Two gunslings. I await many, many more. :menace:
Ed Reed is a late scratch; hip pointer.
I fear.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 07, 2009, 07:44:47 PM
Ed Reed is a late scratch; hip pointer.
I fear.
Well, look on the bright side: No idiotic lateral attempts this game.
I'm sure that Tom Zbikowski will step up and there will be drop off in the secondary whatsoever...
Quote from: Neil on December 07, 2009, 07:51:30 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 07, 2009, 07:44:47 PM
Ed Reed is a late scratch; hip pointer.
I fear.
Well, look on the bright side: No idiotic lateral attempts this game.
I'm sure that Tom Zbikowski will step up and there will be drop off in the secondary whatsoever...
Tommy Z is more of a hitter, but they're going to need real skillz back there tonight. Look for Ladarius Webb to line up on Driver instead of Falling Foxworth.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 07, 2009, 07:56:00 PM
Tommy Z is more of a hitter, but they're going to need real skillz back there tonight. Look for Ladarius Webb to line up on Driver instead of Falling Foxworth.
Yeah, Z is the rebirth of Jim Leonhard. Still, all that depth at safety that made letting Leonhard go not such a big deal is gone, what with Reed and Nakamura gone.
Webb is showing some promise. The only thing is that if he's playing major defensive snaps, who is going to have huge special team runs called back on illegal block flags?
Paul Kruger, the Teutonic Ute, will be starting again in place of Suggs.
Fucking Brady Quinn.
The next Browns-Ravens game should prove entertaining. :lol:
Quote from: Judas Iscariot on December 07, 2009, 08:37:54 PM
The next Browns-Ravens game should prove entertaining. :lol:
Oh yeah, that motherfucker's gonna get a Ngata Engema.
So is Baltimore gonna start playing some Defense?
Quote from: katmai on December 07, 2009, 09:05:02 PM
So is Baltimore gonna start playing some Defense?
Stop them before they blitz again.
Real quarterback clinic so far. :lol:
The refs are more accurate.
Not sure if that was catchable or not, but the Ravens secondary coaches really need to start coaching their guys not to armbar everybody in sight.
And at the half, it's game over.
So glad i have Flacco starting in one of my fantasy leagues :bleeding:
Quote from: katmai on December 07, 2009, 10:20:36 PM
So glad i have Flacco starting in one of my fantasy leagues :bleeding:
It seems that the Ravens overlooked blocking in their gameplan.
What a positively shitty game, from all angles.
And I needed 6 fantasy points from Rice and got 5.1. Bitch.
And the Danes end the regular season on a franchise record 10 - 3 and takes the 2nd place.
WTF do 2 other teams with 7-6 records make the playoffs but not mine? What was the tie-breaker?
So I rode Peyton Manning to a 10-3 record as well.
But I just realized the Colts have locked up home field advantage, and Manning is unlikely to see a lot of playing time the rest of the way. :cry:
I think the tiebreaker is total points scored.
First time I've ever won a regular season Languish League. Woohoo!
Now to lose horribly in the playoffs!
I made it in! ROCK ON LATE SEASON COMEBACKS!
Quote from: ulmont on December 08, 2009, 01:32:35 PM
WTF do 2 other teams with 7-6 records make the playoffs but not mine? What was the tie-breaker?
Total points scored, you missed beating out Katmai by 6 points.
'Skins kicker out, some guy from the UFL in.
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 08, 2009, 03:33:21 PM
'Skins kicker out, some guy from the UFL in.
There is no problem with the Redskins that Snyder doesn't think can be fixed if he just fires enough people.
Anyway, getting back to real football, the Bungles magic number is 1 :)
Quote from: derspiess on December 08, 2009, 04:58:33 PM
Anyway, getting back to real football, the Bungles magic number is 1 :)
Is that the number of play-off wins since 1990? :P
Quote from: Strix on December 08, 2009, 06:00:15 PM
Quote from: derspiess on December 08, 2009, 04:58:33 PM
Anyway, getting back to real football, the Bungles magic number is 1 :)
Is that the number of play-off wins since 1990? :P
:XD: Harsh