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Title: Spartan latrines
Post by: Ed Anger on November 30, 2009, 11:11:19 AM
http://sportchassis.com/component/option,com_scmodels/task,viewmodel/cat,overview/model,11/type,sp-Overview-P4XL/

I don't know why either.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsportchassis.com%2Fimages%2Fstories%2F3.0modelimages%2Fp4xl_fp_model.jpg&hash=49f20301da484ce27cd416560005bcd6c25cde94)
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: Brazen on November 30, 2009, 11:19:31 AM
It transforms into a giant robot, right?
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: Grey Fox on November 30, 2009, 11:20:06 AM
Just get an Original Hummer.
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: Ed Anger on November 30, 2009, 11:20:38 AM
Quote from: Brazen on November 30, 2009, 11:19:31 AM
It transforms into a giant robot, right?

If only. :weep:

There is a Police Swat version.
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: Tamas on November 30, 2009, 11:56:33 AM
Awesome  :D
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: Syt on November 30, 2009, 11:59:50 AM
It's what the A-Team would use these days if Hannibal Smith was still alive.
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: Ed Anger on November 30, 2009, 01:57:53 PM
Quote from: Syt on November 30, 2009, 11:59:50 AM
It's what the A-Team would use these days if Hannibal Smith was still alive.

I love it when a plan comes together.
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: Zanza on November 30, 2009, 04:47:29 PM
I think you need a commercial vehicle license to drive that in Germany.
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: Ed Anger on November 30, 2009, 04:51:11 PM
6.5 tons of American excess.
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: Brezel on November 30, 2009, 05:00:08 PM
The tires look sort of small.
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: Zanza on November 30, 2009, 05:04:10 PM
What's worse is that they look like they have lost pressure.
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: Zanza on November 30, 2009, 05:05:46 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 30, 2009, 04:51:11 PM
6.5 tons of American excess.
I would not be allowed to drive that with my license. Older licenses could still drive up to 7.5 tonnes, I can only drive 3.5 tonnes. :(
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: Josquius on November 30, 2009, 05:06:17 PM
What a odd looking car. It does look a bit like a transformer. Like it isn't all entirely stuck together properly
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 30, 2009, 07:12:57 PM
What, you have an uprising to quell in Soweto or something?
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: Ed Anger on November 30, 2009, 07:14:49 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 30, 2009, 07:12:57 PM
What, you have an uprising to quell in Soweto or something?

:D

The way this country is going, maybe.
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: Ed Anger on December 09, 2009, 02:59:28 PM
I checked a used one out today. It is a fucking tank. It was awesome.

http://www.webridestv.com/videos/family-guy-hummer-skit-24201 (NSFW for an f-bomb)

:blush:
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: jimmy olsen on December 09, 2009, 08:32:24 PM
CANYONERO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCzCXyQ-bv0
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: Ed Anger on December 14, 2009, 11:00:59 AM
I want one too.  :(


QuoteThe FBI Goes 20mm
December 7, 2009: The FBI is buying two 20mm sniper rifles. The U.S. FBI (Federal Bureau of Investigation) is a police organization. Mostly, FBI agents investigate, but they have guns, and they also have special weapons units. The 20mm sniper rifle is a special weapon.

The two MagFed 20mm rifles will cost about $13,000 each. The company that builds this model specializes in customizing each one to whatever the buyer wants. This is apparently what the FBI wants, a very special model, because the FBI said that only this model would do.

The 20mm rifle is intended mainly for destroying equipment at long ranges. Like motor vehicles, or even slow moving, and low flying, aircraft. Or small boats. The 20mm projectile weighs four ounces, and moves at 2,200 feet per second. The operational range of the 20mm round is 1,300 meters. In the hands of an expert shooter, the 20mm round can hit targets over 50 percent farther. The 20mm ammo available as armor-piercing incendiary or high explosive rounds.

The 20mm sniper rifles was developed from similar World War II weapons, which were used for anti-tank work. But those weapons weighed 200 pounds and up. The modern 20mm rifles benefit from advances in recoil suppression technology. You don't risk a broken shoulder firing them. It's also not as difficult as it appears to transport. Most 20mm rifles breaks down into two 25-35 pound loads. Thus a two or three man sniper team can handle it.

For the budget minded, there are single shot 20mm weapons that weighs only about 40 pounds and costs less than $8,000. But you've got to make that first shot count with this weapon.

Users of 20mm sniper rifles include commandos, police and peacekeepers. That's because these weapons are able to disable vehicles or weapons at a distance, and with minimal collateral damage. In Africa, for example, warlords like to equip their gunmen with heavy machine-guns mounted on the backs of pickup trucks. You want to take these down from a distance and, since these trucks are often parked in the midst of civilians, you want to do it without large explosions.
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: PDH on December 14, 2009, 11:10:58 AM
QuoteThe FBI Goes 20mm
In Africa, for example, warlords like to equip their gunmen with heavy machine-guns mounted on the backs of pickup trucks. You want to take these down from a distance and, since these trucks are often parked in the midst of civilians, you want to do it without large explosions.

Why no large explosions? God I hate the modern world sometimes.
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: KRonn on December 14, 2009, 12:56:37 PM
Looks like a civilian Urban Assault Vehicle - UAV. 
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: Ed Anger on January 13, 2010, 03:16:41 PM
Test drove a black H1 Hummer today. Through the village of Yellow Springs. The looks I got would have melted steel. Fucking reds and pinks. Fuck those Mumia loving cocksuckers.

Made an offer of 22K.  :blush:
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: Barrister on January 13, 2010, 03:19:42 PM
Nice.....
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: PRC on January 13, 2010, 05:59:41 PM
What is that, about 6 miles to the gallon?
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: katmai on January 13, 2010, 06:01:32 PM
What kind of moron buys a hummer?
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: Ed Anger on January 13, 2010, 06:03:26 PM
Quote from: katmai on January 13, 2010, 06:01:32 PM
What kind of moron buys a hummer?

Somebody who wants to move a fireteam rapidly in the Miami Valley.
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: Tonitrus on January 13, 2010, 06:09:30 PM
If I am going to just blow a lot of cash on a car, I'll get this....

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.autoblog.nl%2Fimages%2Fdelorean_monstertruck.jpg&hash=ca0d82940e03e8655d530d65f8fb8c918f1bc003)
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: Ed Anger on January 13, 2010, 06:09:56 PM
Quote from: PRC on January 13, 2010, 05:59:41 PM
What is that, about 6 miles to the gallon?

No idea actually.

Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: Ed Anger on January 13, 2010, 06:11:29 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on January 13, 2010, 06:09:30 PM
If I am going to just blow a lot of cash on a car, I'll get this....

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.autoblog.nl%2Fimages%2Fdelorean_monstertruck.jpg&hash=ca0d82940e03e8655d530d65f8fb8c918f1bc003)

Part of me wants a Delorean. Then I think of being stuck on US-35 in late January and those thoughts go away.
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: lustindarkness on January 13, 2010, 06:12:29 PM
Quote from: PRC on January 13, 2010, 05:59:41 PM
What is that, about 6 miles to the gallon?

its like 10-12 mpg I think
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on January 13, 2010, 07:21:47 PM
Quote from: katmai on January 13, 2010, 06:01:32 PM
What kind of moron buys a hummer?

Well at least he's looking at an H1.  When my car was being repainted, the rental place (Enterprise) picked me up in an H3, and it was a terrible piece of shit.  Cramped interior even though it was oversized on the outside, plastic GM shit all over the dash and such, slow and just generally brick-like without being cool and brick-like like the H1's I've driven around in, etc. 

Anyway...Chad Johnson bought one of those truck things from the OP for his birthday.  They showed a little of it before the Bengals got bitchslapped.
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: Caliga on January 13, 2010, 08:55:32 PM
Quote from: MadBurgerMaker on January 13, 2010, 07:21:47 PM
Anyway...Chad Johnson Ochocinco bought one of those truck things from the OP for his birthday.  They showed a little of it before the Bengals got bitchslapped.
Fixed.  :mad:
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on January 13, 2010, 09:08:23 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 13, 2010, 06:11:29 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on January 13, 2010, 06:09:30 PM
If I am going to just blow a lot of cash on a car, I'll get this....

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.autoblog.nl%2Fimages%2Fdelorean_monstertruck.jpg&hash=ca0d82940e03e8655d530d65f8fb8c918f1bc003)

Part of me wants a Delorean. Then I think of being stuck on US-35 in late January and those thoughts go away.
But you could see some serious shit when you got to 88 miles an hour.
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on January 13, 2010, 09:57:31 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on January 13, 2010, 09:08:23 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 13, 2010, 06:11:29 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on January 13, 2010, 06:09:30 PM
If I am going to just blow a lot of cash on a car, I'll get this....

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.autoblog.nl%2Fimages%2Fdelorean_monstertruck.jpg&hash=ca0d82940e03e8655d530d65f8fb8c918f1bc003)

Part of me wants a Delorean. Then I think of being stuck on US-35 in late January and those thoughts go away.
But you could see some serious shit when you got to 88 miles an hour.

:lol:
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on January 13, 2010, 10:45:08 PM
Quote from: Caliga on January 13, 2010, 08:55:32 PM
Quote from: MadBurgerMaker on January 13, 2010, 07:21:47 PM
Anyway...Chad Johnson bought one of those truck things from the OP for his birthday.  They showed a little of it before the Bengals got bitchslapped.
Fixed.  :mad:

Never!  :mad:
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: Caliga on January 14, 2010, 07:59:36 AM
Nigga wants to be called Chad Ochocinco, so you call him Chad Ochocinco.  Confucius say: Never argue with a muscular angry black man.
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on January 14, 2010, 08:22:54 AM
Quote from: Caliga on January 14, 2010, 07:59:36 AM
Nigga wants to be called Chad Ochocinco, so you call him Chad Ochocinco.  Confucius say: Never argue with a muscular angry black man.

Child, please.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: Ed Anger on January 14, 2010, 09:50:09 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on January 13, 2010, 09:08:23 PM

But you could see some serious shit when you got to 88 miles an hour.

I could go back and kick Blue Jacket's ass!  :ph34r:
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: jimmy olsen on January 14, 2010, 09:53:18 AM
Quote from: Caliga on January 14, 2010, 07:59:36 AM
Nigga wants to be called Chad Ochocinco, so you call him Chad Ochocinco.  Confucius say: Never argue with a muscular angry black man.
Chad never seemed angry to me.
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: Tonitrus on January 14, 2010, 10:08:17 AM
Quote from: Caliga on January 14, 2010, 07:59:36 AM
Nigga wants to be called Chad Ochocinco, so you call him Chad Ochocinco.  Confucius say: Never argue with a muscular angry black man.

His momma call'm Chad Johnson, I'm gonna call'm Chad Johnson!

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.whodeyrevolution.com%2F.a%2F6a00e550080ede88330115700089ab970c-800wi&hash=05b68776dd0b82e6735d54c66abefcdd5eae1fbb)
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: Caliga on January 14, 2010, 10:08:40 AM
If you don't indulge his flights of fancy he might get that way.  I mean, would you insist on calling Muhammad Ali Cassius Clay? :ph34r:
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: Caliga on January 14, 2010, 10:09:16 AM
Quote from: Tonitrus on January 14, 2010, 10:08:17 AM
His momma call'm Chad Johnson, I'm gonna call'm Chad Johnson!

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.whodeyrevolution.com%2F.a%2F6a00e550080ede88330115700089ab970c-800wi&hash=05b68776dd0b82e6735d54c66abefcdd5eae1fbb)
:lol: I was getting ready to go there myself with Tim.
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: Ed Anger on January 14, 2010, 10:13:04 AM
Quote from: Caliga on January 14, 2010, 10:08:40 AM
I mean, would you insist on calling Muhammad Ali Cassius Clay? :ph34r:

Yes.
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: Caliga on January 14, 2010, 10:16:36 AM
Actually, you could easily get away with it now.  He's got the shakes so bad I woudl be shocked if he coudl ever hit what he was aiming at. :(
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: Ed Anger on January 14, 2010, 10:22:43 AM
Just got a message from that dude. Counter offer of 30K. Says he won't go below that.

I won't go above 24K and I don't think I can jew him down more.

I WANT A NEW TOY TO PLAY WITH.  :homestar:

Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: Caliga on January 14, 2010, 10:40:30 AM
If you simply must sink money into something tangible instead of investing it wisely, why not just keep buying land?
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: Ed Anger on January 14, 2010, 10:49:26 AM
Quote from: Caliga on January 14, 2010, 10:40:30 AM
If you simply must sink money into something tangible instead of investing it wisely, why not just keep buying land?

What makes you think I'm not investing my money wisely? Perhaps I have a need for a 5th vehicle. Perhaps I have filled my basement with gladiator midgets.


Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: Siege on January 14, 2010, 01:02:38 PM
Name your fucking threads properly!

And that's a piece of shit. It looks like a budget MRAP.


Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: Zanza on January 14, 2010, 01:06:45 PM
Quote from: Siege on January 14, 2010, 01:02:38 PM
Name your fucking threads properly!

And that's a piece of shit. It looks like a budget MRAP.
I don't think he'll need mine protection anywhere in Ohio.
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: Barrister on January 14, 2010, 01:13:50 PM
Quote from: Zanza on January 14, 2010, 01:06:45 PM
Quote from: Siege on January 14, 2010, 01:02:38 PM
Name your fucking threads properly!

And that's a piece of shit. It looks like a budget MRAP.
I don't think he'll need mine protection anywhere in Ohio.

Not even in downtown Dayton?
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: Ed Anger on January 14, 2010, 01:53:49 PM
Quote from: Siege on January 14, 2010, 01:02:38 PM
Name your fucking threads properly!



No.
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: Ed Anger on January 14, 2010, 01:54:54 PM
Quote from: Barrister on January 14, 2010, 01:13:50 PM
Quote from: Zanza on January 14, 2010, 01:06:45 PM
Quote from: Siege on January 14, 2010, 01:02:38 PM
Name your fucking threads properly!

And that's a piece of shit. It looks like a budget MRAP.
I don't think he'll need mine protection anywhere in Ohio.

Not even in downtown Dayton?

Perfectly safe. Where you foreigners get your information from, I'll never know.
Title: Re: Daddy want
Post by: Barrister on January 14, 2010, 02:07:59 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 14, 2010, 01:54:54 PM
Quote from: Barrister on January 14, 2010, 01:13:50 PM
Quote from: Zanza on January 14, 2010, 01:06:45 PM
Quote from: Siege on January 14, 2010, 01:02:38 PM
Name your fucking threads properly!

And that's a piece of shit. It looks like a budget MRAP.
I don't think he'll need mine protection anywhere in Ohio.

Not even in downtown Dayton?

Perfectly safe. Where you foreigners get your information from, I'll never know.

Everything I know about Ohio I learned from Languish.   :cool:
Title: Re: Grok
Post by: Ed Anger on January 14, 2010, 02:12:37 PM
 :lol:

I can give you the areas to stay out of.

Also, thread re-named to something even more vague.
Title: Re: Grok
Post by: Eddie Teach on January 14, 2010, 02:43:00 PM
I think I'm going to start titling all my threads "Read this, Siege." Or maybe "Don't read this, Siege." Haven't decided.
Title: Re: Grok
Post by: Razgovory on January 14, 2010, 03:22:36 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 14, 2010, 02:12:37 PM
:lol:

I can give you the areas to stay out of.

Also, thread re-named to something even more vague.

Please make it slightly more vague so I don't know what it means.  I don't like being reminded I know what "grok" means.
Title: Re: Grok
Post by: Ed Anger on January 14, 2010, 04:24:17 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on January 14, 2010, 03:22:36 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 14, 2010, 02:12:37 PM
:lol:

I can give you the areas to stay out of.

Also, thread re-named to something even more vague.

Please make it slightly more vague so I don't know what it means.  I don't like being reminded I know what "grok" means.

Thread title changed to something weirder.
Title: Re: Spartan latrines
Post by: Razgovory on January 14, 2010, 04:59:55 PM
Thanks.
Title: Re: Spartan latrines
Post by: garbon on January 14, 2010, 05:20:46 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 14, 2010, 02:12:37 PM
:lol:

I can give you the areas to stay out of.

The whole fucking state. :)
Title: Re: Grok
Post by: Siege on January 14, 2010, 05:44:49 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on January 14, 2010, 03:22:36 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 14, 2010, 02:12:37 PM
:lol:

I can give you the areas to stay out of.

Also, thread re-named to something even more vague.

Please make it slightly more vague so I don't know what it means.  I don't like being reminded I know what "grok" means.

Grok?  Girl Rock?

Title: Re: Spartan latrines
Post by: Ed Anger on January 14, 2010, 05:47:39 PM
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=grok+dumbass%2C+grok
Title: Re: Spartan latrines
Post by: Siege on January 14, 2010, 05:55:30 PM
Faggot.

Title: Re: Spartan latrines
Post by: Ed Anger on January 14, 2010, 06:02:19 PM
   1.

      A bundle of twigs, sticks, or branches bound together.
   2.

      A bundle of pieces of iron or steel to be welded or hammered into bars.


:homestar:
Title: Re: Spartan latrines
Post by: Caliga on January 14, 2010, 07:33:32 PM
WTF is this shit!?  I thought this thread would be about ancient Greek toilet habits when I opened it. FALSE ADVERTISING! :ultra:

From now on clear all thread titles with me first, just like you clear all game designs with ryoken. :)
Title: Re: Spartan latrines
Post by: garbon on January 15, 2010, 01:01:05 AM
Has anyone noticed that 'butt goes through more wardrobe changes with his avatar to rival Madonna?
Title: Re: Spartan latrines
Post by: Siege on January 15, 2010, 06:52:14 AM
I have noticed. MB is gay at heart, he just doesn't know it yet.

Title: Re: Spartan latrines
Post by: Ed Anger on January 15, 2010, 07:53:05 AM
Quote from: Caliga on January 14, 2010, 07:33:32 PM
WTF is this shit!?  I thought this thread would be about ancient Greek toilet habits when I opened it. FALSE ADVERTISING! :ultra:

From now on clear all thread titles with me first, just like you clear all game designs with ryoken. :)

I just got a new book.

Spartan latrine procedures by Sanstesticles
Title: Re: Spartan latrines
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on January 15, 2010, 12:13:09 PM
Quote from: garbon on January 15, 2010, 01:01:05 AM
Has anyone noticed that 'butt goes through more wardrobe changes with his avatar to rival Madonna?

Changes his name every 5 minutes too, the fellow is fundamentally not sound  :bowler:
Title: Re: Spartan latrines
Post by: Ed Anger on January 15, 2010, 01:42:24 PM
It is time for another name change.  :)
Title: Re: Spartan latrines
Post by: Eddie Teach on January 15, 2010, 01:57:31 PM
I suggest Brutus.