I'm considering getting a replacement for my iPod nano that got swiped. Apple Store UK is having a Black Friday style promotion where there's a teeny-tiny reduction (a whole £7, whoop) but with free postage that makes it as cheap as the alternatives, so today's would be the day.
I'd like to get it engraved. It may reduce the resale value, but it'll piss off whoever nicks this one.
Suggestions, please. The only criterion is it must make me smile.
No engraving.
Quote from: Monoriu on November 27, 2009, 06:01:09 AM
No engraving.
Thought your suggestion would be no iPod :P
Got my last one from HK actually.
"Languish.org 4 Life"
Make sure you explain it whenever anyone asks about it
Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on November 27, 2009, 06:12:06 AM
"Languish.org 4 Life"
Make sure you explain it whenever anyone asks about it
:D
I'm edging towards song lyrics or movie quotes. Two lines, 23 chars each.
Enjoy yourself (it's
later than you think)
I've seen things you
people wouldn't believe
All these moments will
be lost in time
I may be synthetic
but I'm not stupid
etc...
Quote from: Brazen on November 27, 2009, 06:01:47 AM
Got my last one from HK actually.
LOL, what did the box say, iPad?
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 27, 2009, 06:39:15 AM
LOL, what did the box say, iPad?
Nah, but half an hour later I wanted to buy another one.
"Ask for anal"
It's really a bomb,
Goodbye, Tube!
too early?
Quote from: Grey Fox on November 27, 2009, 07:03:20 AM
It's really a bomb,
Goodbye, Tube!
too early?
:lol:
Yes :mad:
Property of Brazen T.Brazenstein, age 13 3/4.
My signature.
It's a transmitter. A radio
for talking to God.
Inconceivable!
I am the Dread
Pirate Roberts
You're gonna need
a bigger boat
Open the pod bay
doors HAL
There is no spoon
Maybe you could get arrested and cause a big famous court case by requestin 'fuck you apple I'm gonna kill you all'?
"Rot in hell, thief"
Then there are the Hitchhikers' quotes too:
Time is an illusion.
Lunchtime doubly so.
DON'T PANIC
I never could get the hang of Thursdays
Please do not press this button again
Life Don't talk to me about life.
42
Quote from: Brazen on November 27, 2009, 06:27:42 AM
Enjoy yourself (it's
later than you think)
:thumbsup:
Or Pratchet.
"Give a man fire, he's warm for an hour.
Set a man on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life."
Try one of these:
Apple is pretentious.
Fuck, this got misspeled.
This space for rent.
To Let
Seriously, who had the idea that something that is toilet with 1 missing letter should be used instead of "For Rent"
"Dear Craigslist user: if you aren't buying this from a gorgeous blonde, it's been nicked."
Semper Bi
My other player is a Zune...
"Ask for anal"
How do you say "don't steal my phone" in Latin?
I Shall be an autocrat: that's my trade. And the Good Lord will forgive me: That's His.
I may be drunk, but in the morning I'll be sober and you'll still be ugly.
Quote from: Grey Fox on November 27, 2009, 07:03:20 AM
It's really a bomb,
Goodbye, Tube!
too early?
Lulz, awesome.
Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
:nerd:
Even better:
Ash iPod durbatulûk, ash iPod gimbatul,
Ash iPod thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
(Anyone know the Black Speech word for "iPod"?)
:lol:
Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
Quote from: Syt on November 28, 2009, 03:57:00 AM
Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
:lmfao: *slumps over dead*
Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on November 28, 2009, 12:13:12 AM
Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
:nerd:
Even better:
Ash iPod durbatulûk, ash iPod gimbatul,
- - . - . - . - - . - - -
Ash iPod thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
(Anyone know the Black Speech word for "iPod"?)
It breaks the meter! Works OKish for the first part of the first line, but creates a confusing sequence of long syllables on the end.
Chop-chop-busy-busy
Work-work-bang-bang
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU4PwKrrHOE