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Title: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Ed Anger on November 11, 2009, 10:55:19 AM
http://www.examiner.com/x-17183-Birmingham-Gay-Community-Examiner~y2009m11d10-Alabama-high-school-threatens-to-cancel-prom-if-lesbian-attends

QuoteSchool officials have  told 17 year old Cynthia Stewart that she could not attend her prom, prompting action by the ACLU.  Now the principle says he will cancel the event for everyone if she is allowed to attend with her girlfriend.

When Cynthia approached her principal to ask if she could bring her girlfriend with her to the prom, he said no. He also made Cynthia remove a sticker she was wearing that said, "I am a lesbian," telling her, "You don't have that much freedom of speech at school."

Cynthia is on the prom committee, created the theme for the event, and personally raised over $200 to use for the March 25, 2010 event.

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Cynthia's aunt and guardian appealed to the school board but they let the decision stand.

The ACLU has demanded that Cynthia be allowed to attend the prom with her girlfriend and to stop interfering with her first amendment rights.

Cynthia attends Tharptown High School in Russellville, AL, part of the Franklin County School system.

Here is the demand letter sent by the ACLU of Alabama.

"It's just sad to see this school twisting itself in so many different directions to avoid its constitutional obligations to one student," said attorney Henry F. Sherrod III. "Cynthia doesn't just deserve to be able to take her girlfriend with her to the prom like any other student - she has a federally-protected right to do so."

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"Federal law makes it absolutely clear that Franklin County School System doesn't have any right to discriminate against lesbian, gay, and bisexual students who want to bring same-sex dates to school dances," said Christine P. Sun, Senior Counsel with the ACLU national Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Project, who represents Stewart along with Sherrod. "We hope that our telling the school about its legal obligations towards its students will make it think again about treating Cynthia Stewart like a second-class citizen."

The district has until November 20 to respond to the letter.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Valmy on November 11, 2009, 10:57:29 AM
Ah small towns.

Of course proms are so lame she probably did this on purpose to try to ensure it gets cancelled.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Caliga on November 11, 2009, 10:58:34 AM
Alternately, the principal could try not being a giant bigot for once. :)
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: garbon on November 11, 2009, 11:00:03 AM
Quote from: Valmy on November 11, 2009, 10:57:29 AM
Of course proms are so lame she probably did this on purpose to try to ensure it gets cancelled.

Why would she want to get an event canceled that she helped organize?
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Ed Anger on November 11, 2009, 11:00:11 AM
Quote from: Caliga on November 11, 2009, 10:58:34 AM
Alternately, the principal could try not being a giant bigot for once. :)

Don't make me post that pic of perez hilton again.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: garbon on November 11, 2009, 11:00:57 AM
I don't know why she asked him though. She should have just brought her.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Caliga on November 11, 2009, 11:01:55 AM
Quote from: garbon on November 11, 2009, 11:00:57 AM
I don't know why she asked him though. She should have just brought her.
Well, she probably IS a bit of an attention whore. -_-
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Valmy on November 11, 2009, 11:02:52 AM
Quote from: garbon on November 11, 2009, 11:00:03 AM
Why would she want to get an event canceled that she helped organize?

Bringing down the lame from inside the system!
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Ed Anger on November 11, 2009, 11:03:04 AM
Fuck, Mart logged off.  :mad:

Me = FAIL
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: stjaba on November 11, 2009, 11:06:44 AM
QuoteNow the principle says he will cancel the event for everyone if she is allowed to attend with her girlfriend.

:bleeding:
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Valmy on November 11, 2009, 11:07:18 AM
Quote from: stjaba on November 11, 2009, 11:06:44 AM
QuoteNow the principle says he will cancel the event for everyone if she is allowed to attend with her girlfriend.

:bleeding:

Alabama education fails again.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Neil on November 11, 2009, 11:12:04 AM
Quote from: Caliga on November 11, 2009, 11:01:55 AM
Quote from: garbon on November 11, 2009, 11:00:57 AM
I don't know why she asked him though. She should have just brought her.
Well, she probably IS a bit of an attention whore. -_-
A She-Martinus, if you will.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: garbon on November 11, 2009, 11:14:27 AM
Quote from: Valmy on November 11, 2009, 11:02:52 AM
Bringing down the lame from inside the system!

Seems rather unlikely.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: garbon on November 11, 2009, 11:15:54 AM
Quote from: Caliga on November 11, 2009, 11:01:55 AM
Well, she probably IS a bit of an attention whore. -_-

Which she would have got if she showed up at her prom with her.

Anyway, I think my approach to this is skewed as my two sisters went to one my sister's junior prom together, I believe. Maybe it was senior prom, not quite sure.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Valmy on November 11, 2009, 11:26:08 AM
Quote from: garbon on November 11, 2009, 11:14:27 AM
Quote from: Valmy on November 11, 2009, 11:02:52 AM
Bringing down the lame from inside the system!

Seems rather unlikely.

At some point you just have to laugh at the stupidity.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Faeelin on November 11, 2009, 11:36:16 AM
If it was anything like my prom she did them all a favor.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on November 11, 2009, 11:38:52 AM
Quote from: Neil on November 11, 2009, 11:12:04 AM
Quote from: Caliga on November 11, 2009, 11:01:55 AM
Quote from: garbon on November 11, 2009, 11:00:57 AM
I don't know why she asked him though. She should have just brought her.
Well, she probably IS a bit of an attention whore. -_-
A She-Martinus, if you will.
Can't be any more effeminate than Marty himself. 
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Razgovory on November 11, 2009, 11:40:27 AM
Quote from: Faeelin on November 11, 2009, 11:36:16 AM
If it was anything like my prom she did them all a favor.

Tell me about it. :cry:
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: alfred russel on November 11, 2009, 11:41:53 AM
Stories like this (the guy that wouldn't marry interracial couples, cheerleaders deciding to make bible cheers in 2000 and community wide outrage when lawyers tell them to stop in 2009, the segregated prom story from Georgia) make me wonder about what the hell is wrong with the rural south.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: garbon on November 11, 2009, 11:49:09 AM
My prom was fine. Boring but fine.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Berkut on November 11, 2009, 11:50:02 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on November 11, 2009, 11:41:53 AM
... make me wonder about what the hell is wrong with the rural south.

How much time do you have?
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Caliga on November 11, 2009, 11:52:17 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on November 11, 2009, 11:41:53 AM
Stories like this (the guy that wouldn't marry interracial couples, cheerleaders deciding to make bible cheers in 2000 and community wide outrage when lawyers tell them to stop in 2009, the segregated prom story from Georgia) make me wonder about what the hell is wrong with the rural south.
There's nothing "wrong" with the rural south beyond being extremely conservative and traditional.  Rural southerners of course think there is something "wrong" with the coasts. :alberta:

Similarly, I thought the people who tried to keep my country dry were quaint, ignorant and old-fashioned, not to mention hysterically silly, but not "wrong" in the sense that they are crazy.  They just don't know any better.  :)
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: alfred russel on November 11, 2009, 12:03:36 PM
Quote from: Caliga on November 11, 2009, 11:52:17 AM
Quote from: alfred russel on November 11, 2009, 11:41:53 AM
Stories like this (the guy that wouldn't marry interracial couples, cheerleaders deciding to make bible cheers in 2000 and community wide outrage when lawyers tell them to stop in 2009, the segregated prom story from Georgia) make me wonder about what the hell is wrong with the rural south.
There's nothing "wrong" with the rural south beyond being extremely conservative and traditional.  Rural southerners of course think there is something "wrong" with the coasts. :alberta:

Similarly, I thought the people who tried to keep my country dry were quaint, ignorant and old-fashioned, not to mention hysterically silly, but not "wrong" in the sense that they are crazy.  They just don't know any better.  :)

They are wrong in the sense they are incredibly stupid and bigoted.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Valmy on November 11, 2009, 12:05:46 PM
Quote from: Caliga on November 11, 2009, 11:52:17 AM
Rural southerners of course think there is something "wrong" with the coasts. :alberta:

Well rural Arabs also think there is something "wrong" with the infidel decadent westerners who wouldn't throw this Lesbian from the tallest mountain they could find.

Ah the rural peoples and their quaint ways.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Korea on November 11, 2009, 12:13:45 PM
I'm more interested in those double ended dildos being advertised. :perv:
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Grallon on November 11, 2009, 12:26:06 PM
Quote from: Korea on November 11, 2009, 12:13:45 PM
I'm more interested in those double ended dildos being advertised. :perv:


ID is still into this I see?  ^_^




G.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Korea on November 11, 2009, 12:30:49 PM
Quote from: Grallon on November 11, 2009, 12:26:06 PM
Quote from: Korea on November 11, 2009, 12:13:45 PM
I'm more interested in those double ended dildos being advertised. :perv:


ID is still into this I see?  ^_^




G.

:bleeding: I was just trying to make a funny. :(
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Caliga on November 11, 2009, 12:35:02 PM
Quote from: Valmy on November 11, 2009, 12:05:46 PM
Well rural Arabs also think there is something "wrong" with the infidel decadent westerners who wouldn't throw this Lesbian from the tallest mountain they could find.

Ah the rural peoples and their quaint ways.
Rural communities are always the most conservative ones.  Isn't that where the term "pagan" comes from?  IIRC it derives from the Greek word for "hick", and was used in the sense that rural dwellers refused to adopt Christianity the longest and clung to their old-fashioned polytheism.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Grallon on November 11, 2009, 12:35:57 PM
Quote from: Korea on November 11, 2009, 12:30:49 PM

:bleeding: I was just trying to make a funny. :(


You should suggest it to him - 2 birds with one stone.  :P




G.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Korea on November 11, 2009, 12:40:13 PM
Quote from: Grallon on November 11, 2009, 12:35:57 PM
Quote from: Korea on November 11, 2009, 12:30:49 PM

:bleeding: I was just trying to make a funny. :(


You should suggest it to him - 2 birds with one stone.  :P




G.

But buttholes are gross. Why would you want to go there. :x
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on November 11, 2009, 01:26:28 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 11, 2009, 11:49:09 AM
My prom was fine. Boring but fine.

yeah same here.

QuoteNow the principle says he will cancel the event for everyone if she is allowed to attend with her girlfriend.

what that town however needs is not more lesbians, but more proof readers. :bleeding:
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Razgovory on November 11, 2009, 01:37:12 PM
Quote from: Caliga on November 11, 2009, 12:35:02 PM
Quote from: Valmy on November 11, 2009, 12:05:46 PM
Well rural Arabs also think there is something "wrong" with the infidel decadent westerners who wouldn't throw this Lesbian from the tallest mountain they could find.

Ah the rural peoples and their quaint ways.
Rural communities are always the most conservative ones.  Isn't that where the term "pagan" comes from?  IIRC it derives from the Greek word for "hick", and was used in the sense that rural dwellers refused to adopt Christianity the longest and clung to their old-fashioned polytheism.

I think it might be Latin.  Though you should remember that during the 19th century rural areas were hot beds of liberal thought such as Bimetalism and the Grange.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Maximus on November 11, 2009, 01:47:48 PM
Quote from: Caliga on November 11, 2009, 12:35:02 PMRural communities are always the most conservative ones.  Isn't that where the term "pagan" comes from?  IIRC it derives from the Greek word for "hick", and was used in the sense that rural dwellers refused to adopt Christianity the longest and clung to their old-fashioned polytheism.
Yea I think this is correct except it's Latin as Raz said.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: dps on November 11, 2009, 01:49:05 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on November 11, 2009, 11:41:53 AM
what the hell is wrong with the rural south.

We didn't hang all the traitors in 1865.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Valmy on November 11, 2009, 01:54:36 PM
Quote from: Caliga on November 11, 2009, 12:35:02 PM
Rural communities are always the most conservative ones.  Isn't that where the term "pagan" comes from?  IIRC it derives from the Greek word for "hick", and was used in the sense that rural dwellers refused to adopt Christianity the longest and clung to their old-fashioned polytheism.

Yep.  I always found it ironic how many centuries the country folk held on to their polytheistic beliefs considering how they are largely the standard bearers for conservative Christian beliefs now.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Caliga on November 11, 2009, 02:11:10 PM
Quote from: Valmy on November 11, 2009, 01:54:36 PM
Yep.  I always found it ironic how many centuries the country folk held on to their polytheistic beliefs considering how they are largely the standard bearers for conservative Christian beliefs now.
It is merely another case of history repeating itself. :)
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Grallon on November 11, 2009, 02:25:09 PM
Quote from: Korea on November 11, 2009, 12:40:13 PM


But buttholes are gross. Why would you want to go there. :x


No grosser than your beaver dear - yours bleed remember?  Anyhow no matter the body part, when properly prepared and handled it can become a source of pleasure.



G.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: garbon on November 11, 2009, 02:27:04 PM
What trashy hookers.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: viper37 on November 11, 2009, 02:33:01 PM
The director is an idiot.

In other news, am I the only one who actually enjoyed his prom?  And the after prom-night?
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Caliga on November 11, 2009, 02:43:23 PM
I enjoyed both, but I failed to get laid.  :(
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: DisturbedPervert on November 11, 2009, 02:51:37 PM
I didn't go to prom.  Was too shy to ask the chick I wanted to go with.   :cry:
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Malthus on November 11, 2009, 03:04:56 PM
Heh, read title as "lesbian ruins porn for everyone".  :D
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Caliga on November 11, 2009, 03:11:27 PM
Quote from: Malthus on November 11, 2009, 03:04:56 PM
Heh, read title as "lesbian ruins porn for everyone".  :D
Burn in HELL Janine Lindemulder!!!!! :ultra:
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: DontSayBanana on November 11, 2009, 03:13:11 PM
Who said she asked the principal?  Usually, students have to purchase tickets to the prom, and in the absence of anything saying "she asked the principal," I'm going to assume the stink was made when she went to purchase tickets.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Caliga on November 11, 2009, 03:14:55 PM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on November 11, 2009, 03:13:11 PM
Who said she asked the principal?  Usually, students have to purchase tickets to the prom, and in the absence of anything saying "she asked the principal," I'm going to assume the stink was made when she went to purchase tickets.
Quote from: articleWhen Cynthia approached her principal to ask if she could bring her girlfriend with her to the prom, he said no.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Valmy on November 11, 2009, 03:15:58 PM
Yeah do you need administration approval for who you take to your prom?  Lots of girls went together...of course they were not usually in a relationship just two single friends...and nobody cared.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Crazy_Ivan80 on November 11, 2009, 03:18:05 PM
Quote from: Neil on November 11, 2009, 11:12:04 AM
Quote from: Caliga on November 11, 2009, 11:01:55 AM
Quote from: garbon on November 11, 2009, 11:00:57 AM
I don't know why she asked him though. She should have just brought her.
Well, she probably IS a bit of an attention whore. -_-
A She-Martinus, if you will.
ah, a Martina in other words...
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Admiral Yi on November 11, 2009, 03:18:36 PM
I think it's another way of saying can I take a girl and hump her a little during slow songs.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: DontSayBanana on November 11, 2009, 03:19:26 PM
Quote from: Caliga on November 11, 2009, 03:14:55 PM
Quote from: articleWhen Cynthia approached her principal to ask if she could bring her girlfriend with her to the prom, he said no.

Which doesn't preclude the possibility that she only asked because she was denied tickets.  Until that's established, I'm going to give Dykie the benefit of the doubt.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Caliga on November 11, 2009, 03:39:18 PM
Quote from: Valmy on November 11, 2009, 03:15:58 PM
Yeah do you need administration approval for who you take to your prom?  Lots of girls went together...of course they were not usually in a relationship just two single friends...and nobody cared.
:yes: Princesca went to her senior prom with one of her female friends, and neither of them are lesbians (though her friend does remain... UNMARRIED! *dunnh-dunnh dunnh* )
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: grumbler on November 11, 2009, 03:55:40 PM
Quote from: Valmy on November 11, 2009, 03:15:58 PM
Yeah do you need administration approval for who you take to your prom?  Lots of girls went together...of course they were not usually in a relationship just two single friends...and nobody cared.
Generally, if you want to bring someone from outside the school to a school event, you have to submit a written permission slip/liability waiver from the other person's parents.  If the administration saw that she was bringing another girl, and knew she was lesbian, that could have raised the alarm.  I cannot imagine a school administration caring that much, but this one apparently did.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Ed Anger on November 11, 2009, 04:12:33 PM
Quote from: viper37 on November 11, 2009, 02:33:01 PM
The director is an idiot.

In other news, am I the only one who actually enjoyed his prom?  And the after prom-night?

Didn't go, got laid anyways.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Faeelin on November 11, 2009, 04:27:38 PM
Quote from: Caliga on November 11, 2009, 03:39:18 PM
Quote from: Valmy on November 11, 2009, 03:15:58 PM
Yeah do you need administration approval for who you take to your prom?  Lots of girls went together...of course they were not usually in a relationship just two single friends...and nobody cared.
:yes: Princesca went to her senior prom with one of her female friends, and neither of them are lesbians (though her friend does remain... UNMARRIED! *dunnh-dunnh dunnh* )

Ugly or a harpie?
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Strix on November 11, 2009, 06:01:53 PM
Quote from: Neil on November 11, 2009, 11:12:04 AM
Quote from: Caliga on November 11, 2009, 11:01:55 AM
Quote from: garbon on November 11, 2009, 11:00:57 AM
I don't know why she asked him though. She should have just brought her.
Well, she probably IS a bit of an attention whore. -_-
A She-Martinus, if you will.

I'd have to say no. She is proud of her sexual orientation. Marty would have hid in his closet not saying anything to anyone.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: garbon on November 11, 2009, 06:04:44 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on November 11, 2009, 02:51:37 PM
I didn't go to prom.  Was too shy to ask the chick I wanted to go with.   :cry:

Lame. Even I asked a chick...although I picked her as I knew she was unlikely to have a date. Not an outcast or ugly mind you, just not the type.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Malthus on November 11, 2009, 06:15:31 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 11, 2009, 04:12:33 PM
Quote from: viper37 on November 11, 2009, 02:33:01 PM
The director is an idiot.

In other news, am I the only one who actually enjoyed his prom?  And the after prom-night?

Didn't go, got laid anyways.

We aren't talking about last year's prom.  ;)
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Viking on November 11, 2009, 06:21:22 PM
I read this thread title as "Lesbian ruins pron for everybody" and I was thinking... how is that possible?
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 11, 2009, 06:23:20 PM
Quotethe ACLU of Alabama

Talk about an organization with tough job recruiting.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Malthus on November 11, 2009, 06:25:09 PM
Quote from: Viking on November 11, 2009, 06:21:22 PM
I read this thread title as "Lesbian ruins pron for everybody" and I was thinking... how is that possible?

Reply 41.  ;)
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Ed Anger on November 11, 2009, 06:47:59 PM
Quote from: Malthus on November 11, 2009, 06:15:31 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 11, 2009, 04:12:33 PM
Quote from: viper37 on November 11, 2009, 02:33:01 PM
The director is an idiot.

In other news, am I the only one who actually enjoyed his prom?  And the after prom-night?

Didn't go, got laid anyways.


We aren't talking about last year's prom.  ;)

Et Tu?  :P
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: DGuller on November 11, 2009, 06:49:41 PM
Quote from: Malthus on November 11, 2009, 06:15:31 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 11, 2009, 04:12:33 PM
Quote from: viper37 on November 11, 2009, 02:33:01 PM
The director is an idiot.

In other news, am I the only one who actually enjoyed his prom?  And the after prom-night?

Didn't go, got laid anyways.

We aren't talking about last year's prom.  ;)
:lmfao:
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Martinus on November 11, 2009, 07:10:22 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 11, 2009, 11:03:04 AM
Fuck, Mart logged off.  :mad:

Me = FAIL

Sorry, I was busy having my elf bard talk about rape, bondage and anal sex with an elf assassin - and then have sex with him.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: garbon on November 11, 2009, 07:16:42 PM
That's kinda sad really.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Ed Anger on November 11, 2009, 07:17:26 PM
totally.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Martinus on November 11, 2009, 07:17:52 PM
Quote from: Korea on November 11, 2009, 12:40:13 PM
Quote from: Grallon on November 11, 2009, 12:35:57 PM
Quote from: Korea on November 11, 2009, 12:30:49 PM

:bleeding: I was just trying to make a funny. :(


You should suggest it to him - 2 birds with one stone.  :P




G.

But buttholes are gross. Why would you want to go there. :x

Like going into the muff is not gross.  :rolleyes:

Anyway, it makes orgasm better. Prostate stimulation and all that. Of course forget it if Ide is premature.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: DGuller on November 11, 2009, 07:19:24 PM
Quote from: Martinus on November 11, 2009, 07:17:52 PM
Anyway, it makes orgasm better. Prostate stimulation and all that. Of course forget it if Ide is premature.
No, he's actually the opposite.  :contract:
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Martinus on November 11, 2009, 07:20:31 PM
Quote from: Malthus on November 11, 2009, 03:04:56 PM
Heh, read title as "lesbian ruins porn for everyone".  :D

Tell me about it. For some reasons, some retards are labellng xtube lesbian porn as "gay".
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Martinus on November 11, 2009, 07:21:07 PM
Quote from: DGuller on November 11, 2009, 07:19:24 PM
Quote from: Martinus on November 11, 2009, 07:17:52 PM
Anyway, it makes orgasm better. Prostate stimulation and all that. Of course forget it if Ide is premature.
No, he's actually the opposite.  :contract:

Oh in that case I guess using a dildo will be counterproductive.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Martinus on November 11, 2009, 07:37:27 PM
Quote from: Valmy on November 11, 2009, 01:54:36 PM
Quote from: Caliga on November 11, 2009, 12:35:02 PM
Rural communities are always the most conservative ones.  Isn't that where the term "pagan" comes from?  IIRC it derives from the Greek word for "hick", and was used in the sense that rural dwellers refused to adopt Christianity the longest and clung to their old-fashioned polytheism.

Yep.  I always found it ironic how many centuries the country folk held on to their polytheistic beliefs considering how they are largely the standard bearers for conservative Christian beliefs now.

They are slow to catch up?
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: garbon on November 11, 2009, 07:40:32 PM
dgul is sleeping with ide?
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: DGuller on November 11, 2009, 07:41:44 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 11, 2009, 07:40:32 PM
dgul is sleeping with ide?
:unsure: I don't need to sleep to Ide to know about his sexual problems.  I just have to keep reading Korea's posts.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: garbon on November 11, 2009, 07:43:06 PM
I'm not sure what is worse.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: DGuller on November 11, 2009, 07:44:20 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 11, 2009, 07:43:06 PM
I'm not sure what is worse.
:face: :lmfao:
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: DisturbedPervert on November 11, 2009, 09:33:14 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 11, 2009, 06:04:44 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on November 11, 2009, 02:51:37 PM
I didn't go to prom.  Was too shy to ask the chick I wanted to go with.   :cry:

Lame. Even I asked a chick...although I picked her as I knew she was unlikely to have a date. Not an outcast or ugly mind you, just not the type.


Yes.  It was super lame.  I was asked by some other chick but I told her no.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: dps on November 11, 2009, 09:37:02 PM
Quote from: grumbler on November 11, 2009, 03:55:40 PM
Quote from: Valmy on November 11, 2009, 03:15:58 PM
Yeah do you need administration approval for who you take to your prom?  Lots of girls went together...of course they were not usually in a relationship just two single friends...and nobody cared.
Generally, if you want to bring someone from outside the school to a school event, you have to submit a written permission slip/liability waiver from the other person's parents.  If the administration saw that she was bringing another girl, and knew she was lesbian, that could have raised the alarm.  I cannot imagine a school administration caring that much, but this one apparently did.

Damn, schools sure are fucked up nowdays.  I'd never heard of such a thing.  I don't even see how that works.  Several girls I went to high school were dating college age guys (or older) who were their prom dates.  Heck, one guy was the about the same age as I am now.  You're saying that he'd have to have written permission from his mother?
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on November 11, 2009, 09:37:54 PM
My Prom was the basis for several movies in the 80's.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: jimmy olsen on November 11, 2009, 11:00:10 PM
Quote from: dps on November 11, 2009, 09:37:02 PM
Quote from: grumbler on November 11, 2009, 03:55:40 PM
Quote from: Valmy on November 11, 2009, 03:15:58 PM
Yeah do you need administration approval for who you take to your prom?  Lots of girls went together...of course they were not usually in a relationship just two single friends...and nobody cared.
Generally, if you want to bring someone from outside the school to a school event, you have to submit a written permission slip/liability waiver from the other person's parents.  If the administration saw that she was bringing another girl, and knew she was lesbian, that could have raised the alarm.  I cannot imagine a school administration caring that much, but this one apparently did.

Damn, schools sure are fucked up nowdays.  I'd never heard of such a thing.  I don't even see how that works.  Several girls I went to high school were dating college age guys (or older) who were their prom dates.  Heck, one guy was the about the same age as I am now.  You're saying that he'd have to have written permission from his mother?
If they got wind of that now they might call the cops.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Korea on November 11, 2009, 11:05:38 PM
Quote from: Grallon on November 11, 2009, 02:25:09 PM
Quote from: Korea on November 11, 2009, 12:40:13 PM


But buttholes are gross. Why would you want to go there. :x


No grosser than your beaver dear - yours bleed remember?  Anyhow no matter the body part, when properly prepared and handled it can become a source of pleasure.



G.

Mine doesn't. ^_^  But poo is grosser. And people poo once a day instead of one week out of the month.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Korea on November 11, 2009, 11:06:21 PM
Quote from: viper37 on November 11, 2009, 02:33:01 PM
The director is an idiot.

In other news, am I the only one who actually enjoyed his prom?  And the after prom-night?

I wasn't allowed to go to after prom but I had tons and tons of fun at the prom.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Korea on November 11, 2009, 11:06:47 PM
Quote from: Caliga on November 11, 2009, 02:43:23 PM
I enjoyed both, but I failed to get laid.  :(

I failed to lay the guy. Or even give him a kiss goodnight. :weep:
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Korea on November 11, 2009, 11:08:42 PM
Quote from: Valmy on November 11, 2009, 03:15:58 PM
Yeah do you need administration approval for who you take to your prom?  Lots of girls went together...of course they were not usually in a relationship just two single friends...and nobody cared.

You needed it at my school if you were going to bring someone who didn't attend that high school or someone from a lesser grade.

edit: Or if you decided to take someone else than you originally said you were going to take
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Korea on November 11, 2009, 11:12:15 PM
Quote from: Martinus on November 11, 2009, 07:17:52 PM
Quote from: Korea on November 11, 2009, 12:40:13 PM
Quote from: Grallon on November 11, 2009, 12:35:57 PM
Quote from: Korea on November 11, 2009, 12:30:49 PM

:bleeding: I was just trying to make a funny. :(


You should suggest it to him - 2 birds with one stone.  :P




G.

But buttholes are gross. Why would you want to go there. :x

Like going into the muff is not gross.  :rolleyes:

Anyway, it makes orgasm better. Prostate stimulation and all that. Of course forget it if Ide is premature.

I do agree that vaginas are gross. :x Maybe people just shouldn't have sex at all. All the plumbing is kind of nasty.

edit: Except for the penis.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Korea on November 11, 2009, 11:13:57 PM
Quote from: DGuller on November 11, 2009, 07:19:24 PM
Quote from: Martinus on November 11, 2009, 07:17:52 PM
Anyway, it makes orgasm better. Prostate stimulation and all that. Of course forget it if Ide is premature.
No, he's actually the opposite.  :contract:

Yep.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Korea on November 11, 2009, 11:14:59 PM
Quote from: DGuller on November 11, 2009, 07:41:44 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 11, 2009, 07:40:32 PM
dgul is sleeping with ide?
:unsure: I don't need to sleep to Ide to know about his sexual problems.  I just have to keep reading Korea's posts.
:blush:

Someone's gotta keep this board alive.  :P
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Admiral Yi on November 12, 2009, 01:30:30 AM
Quote from: Korea on November 11, 2009, 11:08:42 PM
edit: Or if you decided to take someone else than you originally said you were going to take
That's pretty fucking weird.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Neil on November 12, 2009, 07:32:05 AM
Quote from: Korea on November 11, 2009, 11:05:38 PM
Mine doesn't. ^_^  But poo is grosser. And people poo once a day instead of one week out of the month.
How do you reconcile this with your predilection for anal sex?
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Grey Fox on November 12, 2009, 08:01:53 AM
My prom was boring. After-prom was a little better.

Don't think I got laid that day.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Martinus on November 12, 2009, 09:57:44 AM
Victory!

QuoteProm Returns With Lesbian Couple
A north Alabama school district may allow a high school student to bring her girlfriend to the prom after initially canceling the event.
By Christopher Mangum

A north Alabama school district reversed its decision on Wednesday and may now allow a high school student to bring her girlfriend to the prom after initially canceling the event, according to the Associated Press.

As The Advocate reported on Tuesday, the principal at Tharptown High School in Russell Count canceled the prom after student Cynthia Stewart asked to bring her girlfriend as her date.

After intervention from the American Civil Liberties Union, assistant superintendent Donald Borden announced on Wednesday that Stewart's date, who lives out of the school district, must be screened like anyone else who does not attend the school. But Borden confirms that the two will be allowed to attend if Stewart's date is approved.

The prom is in March.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Martinus on November 12, 2009, 09:58:34 AM
Also

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.advocate.com%2FuploadedImages%2FADVOCATE%2FNEWS%2F2009%2F200911%2F2009-11-10%2FCynthia_StewartACLUX390.jpg&hash=09c175c70c5e10d4863b97ecea92ec3edc378f4a)

:bleeding:

Real life lesbians are fugly
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Grallon on November 12, 2009, 10:02:17 AM
Quote from: Martinus on November 12, 2009, 09:58:34 AM
Also

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.advocate.com%2FuploadedImages%2FADVOCATE%2FNEWS%2F2009%2F200911%2F2009-11-10%2FCynthia_StewartACLUX390.jpg&hash=09c175c70c5e10d4863b97ecea92ec3edc378f4a)

:bleeding:

Real life lesbians are fugly


It's like a mix of chubby female and yo boy *shudder*




G.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Caliga on November 12, 2009, 10:08:46 AM
Quote from: Faeelin on November 11, 2009, 04:27:38 PM
Ugly or a harpie?
Neither, really.  She's attractive... but she tends to obsess over guys who are not attainable for one reason or another.  Her most recent such guy moved to Japan to do a Timmy/Buddha teaching thing and she wouldn't move with him, but wouldn't officially end the relationship.  So she kinda sets herself up for unhappiness on a continual basis, really.  It's a shame because she's a really nice girl.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Korea on November 12, 2009, 08:55:13 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 12, 2009, 01:30:30 AM
Quote from: Korea on November 11, 2009, 11:08:42 PM
edit: Or if you decided to take someone else than you originally said you were going to take
That's pretty fucking weird.

Yeah I thought so too but a friend of mine had to do that because her and her boyfriend broke up and she had an extra ticket.  You had to register your prom dates when you bought the ticket.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Korea on November 12, 2009, 08:56:09 PM
Quote from: Neil on November 12, 2009, 07:32:05 AM
Quote from: Korea on November 11, 2009, 11:05:38 PM
Mine doesn't. ^_^  But poo is grosser. And people poo once a day instead of one week out of the month.
How do you reconcile this with your predilection for anal sex?

Oh, I don't really have a predilection for anal sex.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Neil on November 12, 2009, 08:56:55 PM
Quote from: Korea on November 12, 2009, 08:56:09 PM
Quote from: Neil on November 12, 2009, 07:32:05 AM
Quote from: Korea on November 11, 2009, 11:05:38 PM
Mine doesn't. ^_^  But poo is grosser. And people poo once a day instead of one week out of the month.
How do you reconcile this with your predilection for anal sex?

Oh, I don't really have a predilection for anal sex.
You did encourage Hoth's Panzer Army.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on November 12, 2009, 09:03:46 PM
Quote from: Neil on November 12, 2009, 08:56:55 PM
Quote from: Korea on November 12, 2009, 08:56:09 PM
Quote from: Neil on November 12, 2009, 07:32:05 AM
Quote from: Korea on November 11, 2009, 11:05:38 PM
Mine doesn't. ^_^  But poo is grosser. And people poo once a day instead of one week out of the month.
How do you reconcile this with your predilection for anal sex?

Oh, I don't really have a predilection for anal sex.
You did encourage Hoth's Panzer Army.
The AT-AT's?
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Korea on November 12, 2009, 10:25:54 PM
Quote from: Neil on November 12, 2009, 08:56:55 PM
Quote from: Korea on November 12, 2009, 08:56:09 PM
Quote from: Neil on November 12, 2009, 07:32:05 AM
Quote from: Korea on November 11, 2009, 11:05:38 PM
Mine doesn't. ^_^  But poo is grosser. And people poo once a day instead of one week out of the month.
How do you reconcile this with your predilection for anal sex?

Oh, I don't really have a predilection for anal sex.
You did encourage Hoth's Panzer Army.

I think I was just trying to make up for all the puke. And the giant ass gash Ide got from the shower.
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Eddie Teach on November 13, 2009, 12:29:08 AM
WTH are people doing buying prom tickets in November anyway?
Title: Re: Lesbian ruins prom for everybody
Post by: Caliga on November 13, 2009, 06:42:05 AM
Good point.  :huh: