A collection of bank robbery notes:
http://www.banknotes365.com/ (http://www.banknotes365.com/)
More sad than funny.
Don't shoot! :o
What's a dye pack?
Well they all appear to have both eyes so Paul isn't in there. :(
Wow Alaska sucks. One guy asking for one $100 bill.
Quote from: Razgovory on November 05, 2009, 07:47:30 AM
What's a dye pack?
A trap.
They put it in money given to crooks and it explodes marking the money and making it useless.
"Don't any of you fucking pigs move, or I'll execute every last one of ya!"
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on November 05, 2009, 09:40:15 AM
"Don't any of you fucking pigs move, or I'll execute every last one of ya!"
Gimme the loot! Gimme the loot! (I'm a bad boy)
Quote from: Razgovory on November 05, 2009, 07:58:00 AM
Well they all appear to have both eyes so Paul isn't in there. :(
Some of them have sunglasses; one of those could be him. :cool:
I love the ones with robbers wearing the high school sports team jackets, with their names on it. Things like that. :D
What's with all the people asking for a couple hundred dollars? :lol:
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on November 05, 2009, 09:52:51 AM
What's with all the people asking for a couple hundred dollars? :lol:
What, do you think someone intelligent is actually going to attempt a bank robbery? :contract:
It's where the money is. -_-
My favorite note simply read:
QuoteRobbery
by this 91 year old man
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fkenhabarta.com%2Fbanknotes%2FBN_img%2FJLROundtree_91.jpg&hash=f0d0018d57157f8eadd3ff0c125d702dd45ff607)
Quote from: Caliga on November 05, 2009, 10:07:24 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on November 05, 2009, 09:52:51 AM
What's with all the people asking for a couple hundred dollars? :lol:
What, do you think someone intelligent is actually going to attempt a bank robbery? :contract:
I think Stalin did.
Quote from: Caliga on November 05, 2009, 10:07:24 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on November 05, 2009, 09:52:51 AM
What's with all the people asking for a couple hundred dollars? :lol:
What, do you think someone intelligent is actually going to attempt a bank robbery? :contract:
Not with a gun, anyway.
Fraud is the crime of the intelligent. The most intelligent criminals are the ones
running the bank. ;)
I always thought the most intelligent criminals were the ones hiding away in laboratories in their mansions plotting ways to create and harness natural disasters for their own gain?
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on November 05, 2009, 11:21:01 AM
I always thought the most intelligent criminals were the ones hiding away in laboratories in their mansions plotting ways to create and harness natural disasters for their own gain?
Banks are a better venue for large scale evil. :D
My favorite:
QuoteThis is a bank robbery,
place 1 100.00 bill
on the counter
or I will shoot you.
Give me all your pennies or I shoot!
Vienna has had a serious problem with robberies in recent years. Today we're only at 40 or so so far. In 2007 and 2008 we had around 70. Not bad for a city of ca. 1.7 million people. Oddly, there's as much if not more security than, say, Hamburg banks (comparable German cities have like ca. 10 robberies per year).
This doesn't include the stick ups of betting offices, tobacconists, supermarkets ....
I wonder if tellers get annoyed when people put in "NO DYE PACKS!".
Talk about taking all the fun out of things.
Quote from: Brazen on November 05, 2009, 06:33:28 AM
A collection of bank robbery notes:
http://www.banknotes365.com/ (http://www.banknotes365.com/)
More sad than funny.
Most of the notes are pretty straightforward; they're not particularly sad or funny (on the first few pages, at least--I didn't go past the 3rd page). There are some exceptions, of course.
Anybody else notice that the guy on the 3rd page identified as a male in his 20s robbing a bank in MI is the same one on the 1st page identified as being 43? He certainly looks like he's well out of his 20s.
If you're robbing a bank and all you ask for is $100 that is both sad and funny.
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on November 05, 2009, 01:56:27 PM
If you're robbing a bank and all you ask for is $100 that is both sad and funny.
Yeah, that was definately one of the exceptions.
The guy that was 91 was also awesome. If I make it to 91, I want to rob a bank.
Gummint death panels won't buy my new hip. Hand over the dough and nobody gets hurt.
p.s. No dye packs or I blow up this bank.
I love this one:
QuoteThis is a bank robbery,
place 1 100.00 bill
on the counter
or I will shoot you.
To lift a Terry Pratchett phrase, lulz at "the minimum wage of sin."