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General Category => Off the Record => Topic started by: Phillip V on March 28, 2009, 01:54:50 AM

Title: The Close Talker
Post by: Phillip V on March 28, 2009, 01:54:50 AM
An uncomfortable social event happened to me today in which a female acquaintance spied me outside for the first time after a long hiatus. She screamed out my name from afar and began to run at me. Remembering that she was a hugger, I braced myself for the hug from a girl that I barely knew.

However, what followed I did not expect. She commenced speaking to me at what seemed like only an inch from my face. I was shocked and immediately began jerking back my head. However, I recovered my cool and finished the short conversation while staring into her pores.

What is everybody's experiences with close-talkers? I like personal space because I do not know if my face is dirty, there is food in my teeth, or my breath smells (not to mention what the other person's attributes might be). Is close-talking the norm in other cultures? I remember my last close-talking was with a 60-year-old Italian security guard at my school when I was 16 or 17.
I know the girl is quick with becoming touchy-feely (in a non-sexual way), so perhaps close talking is a natural product of that.

Yes, I know close talkers are dealt with in a Seinfeld episode.  ;)
Title: Re: The Close Talker
Post by: Admiral Yi on March 28, 2009, 02:02:37 AM
Each time she does that give her a hard head butt.  One point if you knock her out cold, par if you make her cry, minus one if she just says ow and grabs her head.  Keep a running tally and tell us where you stand at the end of the semester.
Title: Re: The Close Talker
Post by: Brazen on March 28, 2009, 04:48:25 AM
I'm British. Over here, "personal space" begins about three yards away.
Title: Re: The Close Talker
Post by: Norgy on March 28, 2009, 04:52:21 AM
One of the good things about Norway is that our personal spheres usually are about 2-3 kilometers wide here on the countryside.
Title: Re: The Close Talker
Post by: Josquius on March 28, 2009, 07:00:36 AM
It is bad.
It happens especially much with fresh off the boat Arab men. And they have bad breath.
Title: Re: The Close Talker
Post by: Caliga on March 28, 2009, 09:29:24 AM
I suggest you ask her to speak to your penis.  It might end up finding its way into her mouth! :)
Title: Re: The Close Talker
Post by: Grey Fox on March 28, 2009, 10:26:30 AM
Girls, I always delt by saying "If your that close you better start kissing me".

Guys, never happened with a guy.
Title: Re: The Close Talker
Post by: PDH on March 28, 2009, 11:55:07 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 28, 2009, 10:26:30 AM
Girls, I always delt by saying "If your that close you better start kissing me".

Guys, never happened with a guy.
They just kiss you before you ask them?
Title: Re: The Close Talker
Post by: Caliga on March 28, 2009, 01:13:37 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: The Close Talker
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on March 28, 2009, 01:38:16 PM
 :lol: Heh.
Title: Re: The Close Talker
Post by: Razgovory on March 28, 2009, 02:35:01 PM
Be ugly.  Works like a charm.