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Title: Disney, Bruckheimer, JM Straczynski make Shattered Union movie
Post by: Syt on October 28, 2009, 12:07:39 AM
In a major WTF (wasn't sure whether to post here on on ther games forum):



Disney's Shattered Union (http://movies.ign.com/articles/103/1039325p1.html)

QuoteBruckheimer brings in Straczynski to adapt videogame.
by Scott Collura

October 27, 2009 - Jerry Bruckheimer has brought in writer J. Michael Straczynski to adapt 2K Games' Shattered Union for Disney.

The game depicts a world where civil and political unrest overtake the United States, resulting in the secession of several states from the union and civil war. Along the way, Washington, D.C., is destroyed in a nuclear blast which also kills the president and most of the members of Congress. Shattered Union is a strategy game which allows players to control one of the warring group of states or a European peacekeeping force.

Straczynski, best known to shut-ins as the creator of Babylon 5, has been doing the feature film thing these days. He wrote Clint Eastwood's Changeling, the upcoming Ninja Assassin, and a draft of World War Z. He's also reported in today's Variety story about Shattered Union to be "penning a Silver Surfer pic at Fox and a Forbidden Planet reboot at Warner Bros.," though that Surfer film would seem unlikely to be going anywhere at the moment considering the reception that the Fantastic Four sequel featuring the character received a couple of years back.

Jerry Bruckheimer Films also has the videogame adaptation Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time in the works at Disney.

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Title: Re: Disney, Bruckheimer, JM Straczynski make Shattered Union movie
Post by: Lettow77 on October 28, 2009, 01:27:52 AM
 This will bring recognition to actual secession in America. I am cautiously looking forward to this.
Title: Re: Disney, Bruckheimer, JM Straczynski make Shattered Union movie
Post by: Siege on October 28, 2009, 01:38:36 AM
The game looked great, but when I bought it, the gameplay was subpar, inferior even to Panzer General 3, which is exactly the same type of game.

For example, AAAs  and SAMs wouldn't automatically engage planes coming into their range, and artillery wouldn't fire automaticaly fire support missions to aid friendly units under enemy attack.

I was very disappointed by the gameplay.

Title: Re: Disney, Bruckheimer, JM Straczynski make Shattered Union movie
Post by: Razgovory on October 28, 2009, 01:40:22 AM
That game was terrible.  It was like a crappy version of Panzer general.

Unfortunately for Lettow it really isn't about succession, it's about conquering the US.  And the whole thing is a Russian plot or something.
Title: Re: Disney, Bruckheimer, JM Straczynski make Shattered Union movie
Post by: Kleves on October 28, 2009, 02:02:39 AM
It was a shitty game, but it's nice to see JMS moving up in the world.
Title: Re: Disney, Bruckheimer, JM Straczynski make Shattered Union movie
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 28, 2009, 05:37:59 AM
Gay.
Title: Re: Disney, Bruckheimer, JM Straczynski make Shattered Union movie
Post by: chipwich on October 28, 2009, 05:58:02 AM
What a bizzare choice. I thought I'd never hear about that game again
Title: Re: Disney, Bruckheimer, JM Straczynski make Shattered Union movie
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on October 28, 2009, 06:37:17 AM
Meh.  RIFTS was given out to Jerry Brukheimer.  This is just to generate some publicity most like.
Title: Re: Disney, Bruckheimer, JM Straczynski make Shattered Union movie
Post by: grumbler on October 28, 2009, 06:51:26 AM
Quote from: Lettow77 on October 28, 2009, 01:27:52 AM
This will bring recognition to actual secession in America. I am cautiously looking forward to this.
If all you dudes who live in your parents' basements secede from the Union, who will even notice?
Title: Re: Disney, Bruckheimer, JM Straczynski make Shattered Union movie
Post by: Faeelin on October 28, 2009, 06:57:18 AM
Ah, Straczynski. Once, you were great.
Title: Re: Disney, Bruckheimer, JM Straczynski make Shattered Union movie
Post by: grumbler on October 28, 2009, 08:33:36 AM
Quote from: Faeelin on October 28, 2009, 06:57:18 AM
Ah, Straczynski. Once, you were great.
Once, was great and poor, now rich and acclaimed.  I think he can live with the difference.
Title: Re: Disney, Bruckheimer, JM Straczynski make Shattered Union movie
Post by: Josquius on October 28, 2009, 08:37:50 AM
I liked that game.
Short but sweet. Not as...beardy and time consuming as Panzer General.
A bit wtf that they'd be making a film of it though- how hard would it be to take the basic idea of the US breaking up and making a coherant story around it?>
Title: Re: Disney, Bruckheimer, JM Straczynski make Shattered Union movie
Post by: Razgovory on October 28, 2009, 09:12:39 AM
Quote from: grumbler on October 28, 2009, 06:51:26 AM
Quote from: Lettow77 on October 28, 2009, 01:27:52 AM
This will bring recognition to actual secession in America. I am cautiously looking forward to this.
If all you dudes who live in your parents' basements secede from the Union, who will even notice?

Hey!
Title: Re: Disney, Bruckheimer, JM Straczynski make Shattered Union movie
Post by: grumbler on October 28, 2009, 09:55:02 AM
Quote from: Tyr on October 28, 2009, 08:37:50 AM
I liked that game.
Short but sweet. Not as...beardy and time consuming as Panzer General.
A bit wtf that they'd be making a film of it though- how hard would it be to take the basic idea of the US breaking up and making a coherant story around it?>
I daresay they think that the association with the name will improve sales.
Title: Re: Disney, Bruckheimer, JM Straczynski make Shattered Union movie
Post by: Josquius on October 28, 2009, 10:38:55 AM
Quote from: grumbler on October 28, 2009, 09:55:02 AM
I daresay they think that the association with the name will improve sales.
But wasn't it just a cheap, minor xbox game that sold moderate numbers?
Not exactly Halo or GTA or even Command and Conquer.
Title: Re: Disney, Bruckheimer, JM Straczynski make Shattered Union movie
Post by: grumbler on October 28, 2009, 10:45:40 AM
Quote from: Tyr on October 28, 2009, 10:38:55 AM
But wasn't it just a cheap, minor xbox game that sold moderate numbers?
Not exactly Halo or GTA or even Command and Conquer.
I have no idea (though the cover shown is for PC, so it wasn't xbox-exclusive), but I cannot think of another reason to pay for the rights to the intellectual property. I don't recall ever hearing about the game before.

I'd prefer to see that "Stalin versus the Martians" game made into a movie, though.
Title: Re: Disney, Bruckheimer, JM Straczynski make Shattered Union movie
Post by: Valmy on October 28, 2009, 11:43:41 AM
I am glad to see the Texian Empire viciously conquering the neighboring states.  Finally we can implement a final solution to the Okie and Arky problem.
Title: Re: Disney, Bruckheimer, JM Straczynski make Shattered Union movie
Post by: Valmy on October 28, 2009, 11:44:22 AM
Quote from: Lettow77 on October 28, 2009, 01:27:52 AM
This will bring recognition to actual secession in America. I am cautiously looking forward to this.

You do realize this is supposed to be a dystopia right?
Title: Re: Disney, Bruckheimer, JM Straczynski make Shattered Union movie
Post by: Razgovory on October 28, 2009, 12:05:22 PM
Quote from: Valmy on October 28, 2009, 11:44:22 AM
Quote from: Lettow77 on October 28, 2009, 01:27:52 AM
This will bring recognition to actual secession in America. I am cautiously looking forward to this.

You do realize this is supposed to be a dystopia right?

It sure felt dystopia.  The Game looked like it would be like Panzer General (not exactly a hardcore game) but it wasn't even that complex.  The only amusing thing is that one of the factions has a tank named after Braxton Bragg (all the special equipment has Civil war name, so yes there was a Grant tank and a Lee and a Stuart despite the redundancy).
Title: Re: Disney, Bruckheimer, JM Straczynski make Shattered Union movie
Post by: Duque de Bragança on October 28, 2009, 12:07:06 PM
Were the rights for a Barbwire sequel/remake too expensive? Second Civil War after all...
Title: Re: Disney, Bruckheimer, JM Straczynski make Shattered Union movie
Post by: frunk on October 28, 2009, 12:11:58 PM
Pamela Anderson probably has a deal that says she would have to appear nude in it.

Or Casablanca's ghost comes by and throttles anybody who even thinks about such a thing.
Title: Re: Disney, Bruckheimer, JM Straczynski make Shattered Union movie
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on October 28, 2009, 12:24:58 PM
This game produced by that Russian clown who was saying the US would break up in another 2 years?
Title: Re: Disney, Bruckheimer, JM Straczynski make Shattered Union movie
Post by: Admiral Yi on October 28, 2009, 04:11:53 PM
Quote from: Tyr on October 28, 2009, 08:37:50 AM
Short but sweet. Not as...beardy and time consuming as Panzer General.
Beardy??