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Title: Maybe You Can Hire
Post by: Viking on October 23, 2009, 07:18:10 PM
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Title: Re: Maybe You Can Hire
Post by: Jaron on October 23, 2009, 07:19:29 PM
Quote from: Viking on October 23, 2009, 07:18:10 PM
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Ugh, holy crap, just no.
Title: Re: Maybe You Can Hire
Post by: PDH on October 23, 2009, 08:11:06 PM
The ghost of George Peppard needs to come and kick these idiots in the cock.
Title: Re: Maybe You Can Hire
Post by: Sahib on October 23, 2009, 08:35:54 PM
Forget Polanski. Someone must arrest this guys for rape.
Title: Re: Maybe You Can Hire
Post by: Viking on October 23, 2009, 08:51:33 PM
:ultra:

HATERS

At least Starbuck is a guy in this one.
Title: Re: Maybe You Can Hire
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on October 23, 2009, 09:17:47 PM
Quote from: Viking on October 23, 2009, 08:51:33 PM
:ultra:

HATERS

At least Starbuck is a guy in this one.
That is a good point. I'm surprised one of them hasn't been replaced by a tough as nails chick who's main purpose is to bend over and get greasy fixing the fan.
Title: Re: Maybe You Can Hire
Post by: Syt on October 24, 2009, 12:16:05 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on October 23, 2009, 09:17:47 PM
Quote from: Viking on October 23, 2009, 08:51:33 PM
:ultra:

HATERS

At least Starbuck is a guy in this one.
That is a good point. I'm surprised one of them hasn't been replaced by a tough as nails chick who's main purpose is to bend over and get greasy fixing the fan.

Grace Jones as B.A. Barrac-Ass.

Could please both the "must be a man" and the "we want a chick" crowd.
Title: Re: Maybe You Can Hire
Post by: Tonitrus on October 24, 2009, 01:21:22 AM
Quote from: PDH on October 23, 2009, 08:11:06 PM
The ghost of George Peppard needs to come and kick these idiots in the cock.

Especially as Liam Neeson is playing Hannibal Smith.  I mean, c'mon....WTF.
Title: Re: Maybe You Can Hire
Post by: Syt on October 24, 2009, 01:42:39 AM
P.S.: I will pretend this movie doesn't exist. Just like the Transformers movies, the new Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy movie, the Miami Vice movie, Alien 3&4 etc. etc.
Title: Re: Maybe You Can Hire
Post by: Octavian on October 24, 2009, 05:04:39 AM
Meh...it can't be worse than the original series. Sure it was fun for a while but... JUST KILL SOMEONE ALREADY

Although I guess it can be argued that the series was mainly about the great characters and their relationship with each other.
Title: Re: Maybe You Can Hire
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on October 24, 2009, 05:08:27 AM
New Faceman looks like a douche.

Edit: ffff.  They all look like douches.  Mr. T needs to fuck some shit up.
Title: Re: Maybe You Can Hire
Post by: Eddie Teach on October 24, 2009, 05:37:57 AM
Quote from: PDH on October 23, 2009, 08:11:06 PM
The ghost of George Peppard needs to come and kick these idiots in the cock.

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Quite an imposing figure indeed.
Title: Re: Maybe You Can Hire
Post by: Tonitrus on October 24, 2009, 09:06:16 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 24, 2009, 05:37:57 AM
Quote from: PDH on October 23, 2009, 08:11:06 PM
The ghost of George Peppard needs to come and kick these idiots in the cock.

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Quite an imposing figure indeed.

Fixed.
Title: Re: Maybe You Can Hire
Post by: Ed Anger on October 24, 2009, 09:15:27 AM
I no longer get annoyed by the raping of my childhood and teen years.

I know that the producers will rot in hell for eternity.
Title: Re: Maybe You Can Hire
Post by: The Brain on October 24, 2009, 09:17:48 AM
What's the story? They are the guards from Abu Ghraib who are now fugitives from justice and help people?
Title: Re: Maybe You Can Hire
Post by: Viking on October 24, 2009, 12:29:10 PM
Quote from: The Brain on October 24, 2009, 09:17:48 AM
What's the story? They are the guards from Abu Ghraib who are now fugitives from justice and help people?

probably something related to disappearance of $2 billion dollars from the Iraqi Central Bank just after the start of the invasion with an Eric Price like character as the baddie rather than various military types. Can't make the army look bad these day. You can make a KellogBrownRoot/Blackwater like organisation (like Ravenwood (http://jericho.wetpaint.com/page/Ravenwood) from Jericho) the baddies without any problems. This will probably sell abroad as well.
Title: Re: Maybe You Can Hire
Post by: Maximus on October 24, 2009, 01:04:26 PM
Quote from: The Brain on October 24, 2009, 09:17:48 AM
What's the story? They are the guards from Abu Ghraib who are now fugitives from justice and help people?
Yea, not sure who they are either.
Title: Re: Maybe You Can Hire
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on October 24, 2009, 01:26:09 PM
Quote from: Syt on October 24, 2009, 12:16:05 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on October 23, 2009, 09:17:47 PM
Quote from: Viking on October 23, 2009, 08:51:33 PM
:ultra:

HATERS

At least Starbuck is a guy in this one.
That is a good point. I'm surprised one of them hasn't been replaced by a tough as nails chick who's main purpose is to bend over and get greasy fixing the fan.

Grace Jones as B.A. Barrac-Ass.

Could please both the "must be a man" and the "we want a chick" crowd.
Get Chyna from that Wrestling show then.