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General Category => Off the Record => Topic started by: Slargos on October 23, 2009, 05:50:50 PM

Title: Tax list humour
Post by: Slargos on October 23, 2009, 05:50:50 PM
In Norway, you can search the government's tax records and see what Ola Nordmann made last year after deductions, and a few other assorted statistics. Every Norwegian that pays tax is in there.

If a search should end up with no results, a message returns saying "Found 0 people"

A search on "Chuck Norris" however, returns this:

http://skattelister.no/skatt/sok/?q=Chuck+Norris&x=36&y=1

Translated for the Scandiweenically impaired:

"You don't find Chuck Norris. He finds you."  :D
Title: Re: Tax list humour
Post by: Viking on October 23, 2009, 05:54:52 PM
This is evil. Burglars use this to find out who to rob, as it includes addresses.
Title: Re: Tax list humour
Post by: grumbler on October 23, 2009, 06:52:23 PM
Quote from: Slargos on October 23, 2009, 05:50:50 PM

A search on "Chuck Norris" however, returns this:

http://skattelister.no/skatt/sok/?q=Chuck+Norris&x=36&y=1

Translated for the Scandiweenically impaired:

"You don't find Chuck Norris. He finds you."  :D
:lol:
Title: Re: Tax list humour
Post by: Strix on October 23, 2009, 08:58:23 PM
Quote from: Viking on October 23, 2009, 05:54:52 PM
This is evil. Burglars use this to find out who to rob, as it includes addresses.

You should see the Wake County Tax site. It gives names, addresses, values, and a lot of the time the floor plan of the residence.
Title: Re: Tax list humour
Post by: Viking on October 23, 2009, 09:08:08 PM
Quote from: Strix on October 23, 2009, 08:58:23 PM
Quote from: Viking on October 23, 2009, 05:54:52 PM
This is evil. Burglars use this to find out who to rob, as it includes addresses.

You should see the Wake County Tax site. It gives names, addresses, values, and a lot of the time the floor plan of the residence.

Slargos' gypsie friends are on their way.
Title: Re: Tax list humour
Post by: The Brain on October 24, 2009, 02:33:21 AM
I never really understood why that info is public. I'm sure there's a great reason but I have no idea what it is.
Title: Re: Tax list humour
Post by: Syt on October 24, 2009, 02:44:52 AM
The German form for the electronic tax declaration is called "Elektronische Steuererklärung" or short: "ELSTER", the German name of the magpie bird, proverbial for its thievery and love for shiny objects. "Diebische Elster", thieving magpie is a standing expression in German.
Title: Re: Tax list humour
Post by: Octavian on October 24, 2009, 05:07:10 AM
Quote from: Slargos on October 23, 2009, 05:50:50 PM
A search on "Chuck Norris" however, returns this:

http://skattelister.no/skatt/sok/?q=Chuck+Norris&x=36&y=1

Translated for the Scandiweenically impaired:

"You don't find Chuck Norris. He finds you."  :D
:lol:

Norwegians with a sense of humor  :huh:
Title: Re: Tax list humour
Post by: Viking on October 24, 2009, 05:48:05 AM
Quote from: The Brain on October 24, 2009, 02:33:21 AM
I never really understood why that info is public. I'm sure there's a great reason but I have no idea what it is.

[the argument for]The purpose of the list is to open up data so the issue of taxes can be discussed in a sensible and rational manner.[/the argument for]

[the argument against]Fine, so anonomize the list![/the argument against]
Title: Re: Tax list humour
Post by: Viking on October 26, 2009, 06:46:57 AM
The police have found a plot to threaten to kidnap the children of millionaires if they don't pay 150,000 NOK on halloween. The police belive that the tax lists were used to identify the victims.