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Title: CdM moving to Canada eh?
Post by: katmai on October 15, 2009, 04:22:47 AM
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Canadian cops recruiting at Seattle job fair

The police department from Edmonton, Alberta, is in Seattle recruiting for new officers.

By Erik Lacitis

Seattle Times staff reporter

JOHN LOK / THE SEATTLE TIMES

Edmonton, Alberta, Constables Keane Block, far left, and Tina Klenke talk to possible applicants on Wednesday at a job fair at Qwest Field and Events Center.

There were the inevitable questions when two constables from Canada came to Seattle this week to a job fair, recruiting for the Edmonton Police Service.

With jobs scarce in the northwestern United States, and with Edmonton paying officers a starting salary of $50,000 (Canadian) a year (about $48,800 U.S.), reaching $75,000 (Canadian) after five years, there was natural interest.

One of the frequently asked questions for the constables at Jobbernaut, held Wednesday at a meeting room at Qwest Field:

Where is Edmonton?

"I thought it was somewhere near Edmonds," said one of the prospective applicants, Robert Niles-Clewis, 21. "When they told me it was located in Canada, it caught me by surprise."

Edmonton police were in Seattle in July for a job fair, and people kept getting their city mixed up with Edmonds, the suburb north of Seattle.

This time around, their booth displayed a large photo mural showing two Edmonton constables prominently wearing Canadian maple-leaf flag insignia.

"I tell them it's just north of Montana," said Constable Keane Block, "constable" being what cops are called in Canada, what with the British influence.

That helped a lot. Washington, Idaho, Montana ... oh, right.

"And I tell them it has the world's largest shopping mall, West Edmonton Mall," added Block.

That helps, too. Somewhere in the recesses of our consumer minds, we've heard of that megamall.

(Though it's not the world's largest shopping mall, but North America's largest, covering the equivalent of 48 city blocks with over 800 stores. The largest in the world, according to forbes.com, is the South China Mall in Dongguan, China.)

Here is another question:

Doesn't it, you know, get really cold in Edmonton?

In nine of the 12 months of the year, according to Intellicast, Edmonton has measurable snow. In September, it's only three-quarters of an inch. But isn't September still technically part of summer? By the time November rolls around, and through to February, the average high temperature is never above freezing.

One man at the job fair, when thinking about these weather matters, simply returned the color brochures with headlines such as: "Up Where You Belong."

Constable Block didn't deny the weather reports.

"But it's also very sunny. We get over 2,000 hours of sunlight a year," he said.

Here is another question:

Is Edmonton really that short of cops?

It's the economy, stupid.

Booming Alberta

Edmonton, a city of a million people, is thriving because of an oil-and-gas boom in its province (that would be Alberta), and, unlike cash-strapped cities like Seattle, it actually can afford to add city services. It has around 1,400 constables and plans to add 170 more each year for the next few years.

The boom also means there are plenty of other jobs available.

"The Alberta economy is so big that right now, people can make money doing carpentry and working in the oil industry. A starting electrician makes more money than a starting police officer," Staff Sgt. Gary Godziuk, of the Human Resources Division, said by phone from Edmonton.

It's not uncommon for police departments to do out-of-town, even out-of-state, recruiting.

In April 2008, the Seattle Police Department got plenty of publicity when it went to New York City to recruit, leasing a billboard, posting fliers at bus stops across Manhattan and even taking out an ad in the New York Post.

Three hundred candidates showed up to take a written exam.

Seattle Police Recruiting Officer Monique Avery said 65 to 70 percent of those taking the written exam failed it — "the largest failure rate we've seen." One reason, she said, was that for a number of those taking the test, English was their second language.

Of those passing the written exam, she said, another 30 to 40 percent failed the physical-ability test, which includes sit-ups, push-ups and a 1.5-mile run. Ultimately the recruitment effort netted around 10 new officers.

With jobs scarce here, she said, Seattle Police now don't travel much farther than Pullman to recruit.

Avery said she didn't mind Edmonton coming here to recruit police, and she doesn't consider it poaching, even if the most sought-after recruits are those with previous police experience or currently working as cops.

"I firmly believe our department is a premier department," said Avery.

Cleveland is next

Edmonton Police will be in Seattle the rest of the week.

Those passing the written test, to be given Saturday, will have to make their way to Edmonton to take a physical test. If they pass that, and if the agency decides they'll make good constables, Edmonton Police will help speed along the process for the candidate to become a permanent Canadian resident.

Seattle is the first U.S. city where Edmonton has come looking for candidates. After this, it'll be Cleveland and then New York City. They're not recruiting in Southern states.

"I think the Northern states have a climate a little more like Canada," explained Block.

The weather forecast for the next few days in Edmonton shows a graphic with a big cloud and a bunch of snowflakes.

Lows at night, of course, will be well below freezing.
Title: Re: CdM moving to Canada eh?
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 15, 2009, 06:24:20 AM
I probably wouldn't pass the background check anymore.
Title: Re: CdM moving to Canada eh?
Post by: Grey Fox on October 15, 2009, 06:31:29 AM
There isn't much Black people in Edmonton, he might like it.
Title: Re: CdM moving to Canada eh?
Post by: DontSayBanana on October 15, 2009, 06:32:43 AM
Somehow, the thought of CdM as Edmonton PD made me think of CdM as RCMP.  The thought of CdM as a mountie really amuses me. :D
Title: Re: CdM moving to Canada eh?
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 15, 2009, 06:41:48 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on October 15, 2009, 06:31:29 AM
There isn't much Black people in Edmonton, he might like it.

As appealing as that is, along with the thought of beating down stupid flanneled white people who think they're Republicans like Neil, I'd be taking a pay cut.
Alas, I don't think the RCMP would really give me a horse, either.
Title: Re: CdM moving to Canada eh?
Post by: Grey Fox on October 15, 2009, 06:42:14 AM
Free Healthcare, dude.
Title: Re: CdM moving to Canada eh?
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 15, 2009, 06:46:20 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on October 15, 2009, 06:42:14 AM
Free Healthcare, dude.

I pretty much have that now.  I work for a hospital.  As good as being Canadian, without the weird football.
Title: Re: CdM moving to Canada eh?
Post by: Brazen on October 15, 2009, 06:49:53 AM
I see Seedy more as a Mountie. But enough of my fantasies. Oh, and reading back, DSB's too :P
Title: Re: CdM moving to Canada eh?
Post by: saskganesh on October 15, 2009, 06:51:13 AM
Those Edmonton salaries are much more than the RCMP offers.

City of Regina is always hiring Police. You'll be spending a lot of time visiting pleasant family homes along the moccasin trail.  I don't think it would be that different from Baltimore, just colder.

Title: Re: CdM moving to Canada eh?
Post by: saskganesh on October 15, 2009, 06:52:42 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 15, 2009, 06:46:20 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on October 15, 2009, 06:42:14 AM
Free Healthcare, dude.

I pretty much have that now.  I work for a hospital.  As good as being Canadian, without the weird football.

it's probably better as you won't have to join any waiting lists. or try to find a family doctor who needs new clients.
Title: Re: CdM moving to Canada eh?
Post by: Brazen on October 15, 2009, 06:57:44 AM
I'm surprised it pays almost as much as the Metropolitan Police, which is about $50K US after training.
Title: Re: CdM moving to Canada eh?
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 15, 2009, 07:00:42 AM
Quote from: saskganesh on October 15, 2009, 06:52:42 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 15, 2009, 06:46:20 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on October 15, 2009, 06:42:14 AM
Free Healthcare, dude.

I pretty much have that now.  I work for a hospital.  As good as being Canadian, without the weird football.

it's probably better as you won't have to join any waiting lists. or try to find a family doctor who needs new clients.

Residents have no sense of humor at all.

"Hey Doc, it hurts when I do this."
"Really? That's interesting.  What did you do? Does it hurt at night? When did you last see a doctor?"
Title: Re: CdM moving to Canada eh?
Post by: Tonitrus on October 15, 2009, 11:02:13 AM
Sometimes I think when my current enlistment is up, of going back to Seattle and being a cop.
Title: Re: CdM moving to Canada eh?
Post by: Barrister on October 15, 2009, 11:08:10 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on October 15, 2009, 06:32:43 AM
Somehow, the thought of CdM as Edmonton PD made me think of CdM as RCMP.  The thought of CdM as a mountie really amuses me. :D

Sigh.

Edmonton Police Service is not the RCMP.

EPS also has/had one of the highest rates of complaints of excessive force by its members in western Canada.
Title: Re: CdM moving to Canada eh?
Post by: DontSayBanana on October 15, 2009, 11:10:46 AM
Quote from: Barrister on October 15, 2009, 11:08:10 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on October 15, 2009, 06:32:43 AM
Somehow, the thought of CdM as Edmonton PD made me think of CdM as RCMP.  The thought of CdM as a mountie really amuses me. :D

Sigh.

Edmonton Police Service is not the RCMP.

EPS also has/had one of the highest rates of complaints of excessive force by its members in western Canada.

*sigh* I never once said that it was; I just said that the thought led me to also imagine CdM as a mountie.

Reading FTW.
Title: Re: CdM moving to Canada eh?
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 15, 2009, 12:09:23 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on October 15, 2009, 11:02:13 AM
Sometimes I think when my current enlistment is up, of going back to Seattle and being a cop.

You're overqualified.  Pick another profession.
Title: Re: CdM moving to Canada eh?
Post by: The Brain on October 15, 2009, 12:36:47 PM
mountie fagits
Title: Re: CdM moving to Canada eh?
Post by: Barrister on October 15, 2009, 12:38:08 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 15, 2009, 12:09:23 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on October 15, 2009, 11:02:13 AM
Sometimes I think when my current enlistment is up, of going back to Seattle and being a cop.

You're overqualified.  Pick another profession.

What's wrong with becoming a Seattle cop?

I tried to urge by brother into joining the police.  It's a very well paid job, nice benefits, and you can retire pretty early.
Title: Re: CdM moving to Canada eh?
Post by: Josquius on October 15, 2009, 12:48:27 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on October 15, 2009, 11:02:13 AM
Sometimes I think when my current enlistment is up, of going back to Seattle and being a cop.
Sounds like a 1970s TV show in the making. Take Siegy as your sidekick.
Title: Re: CdM moving to Canada eh?
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on October 15, 2009, 12:56:34 PM
Quote from: Tyr on October 15, 2009, 12:48:27 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on October 15, 2009, 11:02:13 AM
Sometimes I think when my current enlistment is up, of going back to Seattle and being a cop.
Sounds like a 1970s TV show in the making. Take Siegy as your sidekick.

:lmfao: Ton would be spending all his time keeping Siegy from "searching" all the suspicious looking middle school girls with their Hannah Montana backpacks.
Title: Re: CdM moving to Canada eh?
Post by: Neil on October 15, 2009, 01:44:41 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 15, 2009, 11:08:10 AM
EPS also has/had one of the highest rates of complaints of excessive force by its members in western Canada.
I don't blame them.  There are all sorts of people in this town who are going to be executed at some point.
Title: Re: CdM moving to Canada eh?
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 15, 2009, 01:57:36 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 15, 2009, 12:38:08 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 15, 2009, 12:09:23 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on October 15, 2009, 11:02:13 AM
Sometimes I think when my current enlistment is up, of going back to Seattle and being a cop.

You're overqualified.  Pick another profession.

What's wrong with becoming a Seattle cop?

Nothing.  Except in Tonitrus' case, I feel he is more qualified for something else other than human kitty litter scoop.

QuoteI tried to urge by brother into joining the police.  It's a very well paid job, nice benefits, and you can retire pretty early.

Then that begs the question: why didn't you do it then?
Yeah, I thought so.
Title: Re: CdM moving to Canada eh?
Post by: Barrister on October 15, 2009, 02:21:19 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 15, 2009, 01:57:36 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 15, 2009, 12:38:08 PM
I tried to urge by brother into joining the police.  It's a very well paid job, nice benefits, and you can retire pretty early.

Then that begs the question: why didn't you do it then?
Yeah, I thought so.

Because I have a job that also has nice benefits, pays even better, and doesn't involve being called out in the middle of the night.

But it also requires a law degree, something that Tonitrus (and my brother) don't have.
Title: Re: CdM moving to Canada eh?
Post by: Malthus on October 15, 2009, 02:23:08 PM
What I want is the "job" I once saw a couple of cops having - riding horses through lakeshore park on a perfect spring day.  :D

Beats the crackhouse shift, that's for sure.   
Title: Re: CdM moving to Canada eh?
Post by: Eddie Teach on October 15, 2009, 02:27:53 PM
Quote from: Malthus on October 15, 2009, 02:23:08 PM
What I want is the "job" I once saw a couple of cops having - riding horses through lakeshore park on a perfect spring day.  :D

Beats the crackhouse shift, that's for sure.

You know they also have to ride through lakeshore park when it's raining or snowing.
Title: Re: CdM moving to Canada eh?
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 15, 2009, 02:29:53 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 15, 2009, 02:21:19 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 15, 2009, 01:57:36 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 15, 2009, 12:38:08 PM
I tried to urge by brother into joining the police.  It's a very well paid job, nice benefits, and you can retire pretty early.

Then that begs the question: why didn't you do it then?
Yeah, I thought so.

Because I have a job that also has nice benefits, pays even better, and doesn't involve being called out in the middle of the night.

But it also requires a law degree, something that Tonitrus (and my brother) don't have.

Sorry, but your veiled "well, the world needs ditch diggers, too" attitude doesn't fly with me, you elitist fuck.
Title: Re: CdM moving to Canada eh?
Post by: Malthus on October 15, 2009, 02:30:58 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 15, 2009, 02:27:53 PM
Quote from: Malthus on October 15, 2009, 02:23:08 PM
What I want is the "job" I once saw a couple of cops having - riding horses through lakeshore park on a perfect spring day.  :D

Beats the crackhouse shift, that's for sure.

You know they also have to ride through lakeshore park when it's raining or snowing.

Still beats the crackhouse shift.

Also, I must say I've never actually seen the horse cops out in bad weather (I spotted them on the drive in from work. Nice weather = horse cops. Bad weather = no horse cops).

I suspect the purpose is not to patrol the park, but to exercise the horses, used for riot control. The park is pretty well totally safe.
Title: Re: CdM moving to Canada eh?
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 15, 2009, 02:39:28 PM
Quote from: Malthus on October 15, 2009, 02:30:58 PM
Nice weather = horse cops. Bad weather = no horse cops

Horses don't do well on iced-over pavement.
Title: Re: CdM moving to Canada eh?
Post by: Barrister on October 15, 2009, 02:42:36 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 15, 2009, 02:29:53 PM
Sorry, but your veiled "well, the world needs ditch diggers, too" attitude doesn't fly with me, you elitist fuck.

But the world doesn't need ditch-diggers.  We have backhoes for digging ditches.  :contract:

But we do need cops.
Title: Re: CdM moving to Canada eh?
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 15, 2009, 02:44:16 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 15, 2009, 02:42:36 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 15, 2009, 02:29:53 PM
Sorry, but your veiled "well, the world needs ditch diggers, too" attitude doesn't fly with me, you elitist fuck.

But the world doesn't need ditch-diggers.  We have backhoes for digging ditches.  :contract:

But we do need cops.

Tonitrus is overqualified, since he can walk and chew gum.  Now the mutt whose family you married into, I don't know.
Title: Re: CdM moving to Canada eh?
Post by: Ed Anger on October 15, 2009, 02:45:13 PM
I thought about becoming a cop. However, all that running and psych evaluations.  :mad:
Title: Re: CdM moving to Canada eh?
Post by: Barrister on October 15, 2009, 02:46:16 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 15, 2009, 02:44:16 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 15, 2009, 02:42:36 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 15, 2009, 02:29:53 PM
Sorry, but your veiled "well, the world needs ditch diggers, too" attitude doesn't fly with me, you elitist fuck.

But the world doesn't need ditch-diggers.  We have backhoes for digging ditches.  :contract:

But we do need cops.

Tonitrus is overqualified, since he can walk and chew gum.  Now the mutt whose family you married into, I don't know.

Not brother-in-law.  Brother.  :contract:

Of course both of my brothers-in-law are both making more money than I am by working in the oil industry.  One of them has a 2 year diploma, the other has highschool.   :(
Title: Re: CdM moving to Canada eh?
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 15, 2009, 02:49:24 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 15, 2009, 02:46:16 PM
Not brother-in-law.  Brother.  :contract:

So you're the favorite.  Like he needs more shit from Mom.
Title: Re: CdM moving to Canada eh?
Post by: Barrister on October 15, 2009, 02:50:50 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 15, 2009, 02:49:24 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 15, 2009, 02:46:16 PM
Not brother-in-law.  Brother.  :contract:

So you're the favorite.  Like he needs more shit from Mom.

Why does everyone keep saying that! :mad:

Our parents love us both equally.  They told us so.
Title: Re: CdM moving to Canada eh?
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 15, 2009, 02:51:51 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 15, 2009, 02:50:50 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 15, 2009, 02:49:24 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 15, 2009, 02:46:16 PM
Not brother-in-law.  Brother.  :contract:

So you're the favorite.  Like he needs more shit from Mom.

Why does everyone keep saying that! :mad:

Our parents love us both equally.  They told us so.

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Title: Re: CdM moving to Canada eh?
Post by: Sophie Scholl on October 15, 2009, 03:33:49 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: CdM moving to Canada eh?
Post by: Tonitrus on October 15, 2009, 08:36:43 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 15, 2009, 02:44:16 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 15, 2009, 02:42:36 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 15, 2009, 02:29:53 PM
Sorry, but your veiled "well, the world needs ditch diggers, too" attitude doesn't fly with me, you elitist fuck.

But the world doesn't need ditch-diggers.  We have backhoes for digging ditches.  :contract:

But we do need cops.

Tonitrus is overqualified, since he can walk and chew gum.  Now the mutt whose family you married into, I don't know.

I meant "Seattle" in the generic sense.  I was thinking more of the outlying areas....either one of the super-rich suburbs that pay you to get your Bachelor's degree while you arrest millionares for spousal abuse and cocaine.  Or a rural county near a National Park, where in Washington, the most you might have deal with is the white trash and meth dealers/hippie pot growers. 
Title: Re: CdM moving to Canada eh?
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 15, 2009, 09:21:39 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on October 15, 2009, 08:36:43 PM
I meant "Seattle" in the generic sense.  I was thinking more of the outlying areas....either one of the super-rich suburbs that pay you to get your Bachelor's degree while you arrest millionares for spousal abuse and cocaine.  Or a rural county near a National Park, where in Washington, the most you might have deal with is the white trash and meth dealers/hippie pot growers.

You're still overqualified.