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General Category => Off the Record => Topic started by: Martinus on October 11, 2009, 05:19:09 AM

Title: Happy international coming out day!
Post by: Martinus on October 11, 2009, 05:19:09 AM
Btw, I'm gay. -_-
Title: Re: Happy international coming out day!
Post by: katmai on October 11, 2009, 05:20:51 AM
You may be a homosexual, but certainly aren't gay.
Title: Re: Happy international coming out day!
Post by: Syt on October 11, 2009, 05:56:14 AM
Indeed, Marty is always grumpy, never gay. The gayest person of Languish has to be Timmay.
Title: Re: Happy international coming out day!
Post by: The Brain on October 11, 2009, 06:16:20 AM
Can we put him back in? Please please please?
Title: Re: Happy international coming out day!
Post by: Neil on October 11, 2009, 06:23:09 AM
I don't think he's actually gay, he just wishes he was.  Sort of like Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs.  And then he's going to kill a bunch of women or homos or something and make some clothes out of their skins.
Title: Re: Happy international coming out day!
Post by: Josquius on October 11, 2009, 06:42:58 AM
OK; where the hell did my reply vanish to? :unsure:

What I said; so you're out now Marty?
I thought you were mostly still in the closet in the real world?
Title: Re: Happy international coming out day!
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 11, 2009, 07:05:11 AM
Quote from: Martinus on October 11, 2009, 05:19:09 AM
Btw, I'm gay. -_-

No you're not.  If you didn't use it for shitting, your anus would've closed up like an unused ear piercing years ago.
Stop queefing up the board.
Title: Re: Happy international coming out day!
Post by: The Brain on October 11, 2009, 07:10:20 AM
I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)
Title: Re: Happy international coming out day!
Post by: Fireblade on October 11, 2009, 12:06:03 PM
Quote from: Neil on October 11, 2009, 06:23:09 AM
I don't think he's actually gay, he just wishes he was.  Sort of like Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs.  And then he's going to kill a bunch of women or homos or something and make some clothes out of their skins.

Marbas: IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN
Me: :o
Title: Re: Happy international coming out day!
Post by: garbon on October 11, 2009, 12:38:29 PM
I don't even have closet doors! :w00t:
Title: Re: Happy international coming out day!
Post by: Grallon on October 11, 2009, 12:46:12 PM
I think we should organize a Fools Day - where everyone would play the role of another poster.  Marty can play Neil - that's a laugh.



G.
Title: Re: Happy international coming out day!
Post by: Rasputin on October 11, 2009, 12:53:07 PM
Quote from: Martinus on October 11, 2009, 05:19:09 AM
Btw, I'm gay. -_-

Are you the pitcher or the catcher?
Title: Re: Happy international coming out day!
Post by: garbon on October 11, 2009, 12:55:44 PM
Quote from: Rasputin on October 11, 2009, 12:53:07 PM
Are you the pitcher or the catcher?

Silly man, you left out the only correct answer for Marty: neither.
Title: Re: Happy international coming out day!
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on October 11, 2009, 12:59:35 PM
Quote from: garbon on October 11, 2009, 12:55:44 PM
Quote from: Rasputin on October 11, 2009, 12:53:07 PM
Are you the pitcher or the catcher?

Silly man, you left out the only correct answer for Marty: neither.

If Mart was a dyke he'd be a Stone Butch. Interesting there really isn't a gay equivalent to that, except maybe old fags who can't afford viagra.

Coming Out Day? should any day a person feels ready to do so.
Title: Re: Happy international coming out day!
Post by: Rasputin on October 11, 2009, 01:03:25 PM
Quote from: garbon on October 11, 2009, 12:55:44 PM
Quote from: Rasputin on October 11, 2009, 12:53:07 PM
Are you the pitcher or the catcher?

Silly man, you left out the only correct answer for Marty: neither.

Then I suppose he's homo as much as mother theresa was hetero. :huh:
Title: Re: Happy international coming out day!
Post by: garbon on October 11, 2009, 01:06:58 PM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on October 11, 2009, 12:59:35 PM
Coming Out Day? should any day a person feels ready to do so.

Yes, I wonder if any closeted individual feels comforted by this day.
Title: Re: Happy international coming out day!
Post by: garbon on October 11, 2009, 01:07:43 PM
Quote from: Rasputin on October 11, 2009, 01:03:25 PM
Then I suppose he's homo as much as mother theresa was hetero. :huh:

You are so quick!
Title: Re: Happy international coming out day!
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on October 11, 2009, 01:11:46 PM
Quote from: garbon on October 11, 2009, 01:06:58 PM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on October 11, 2009, 12:59:35 PM
Coming Out Day? should any day a person feels ready to do so.

Yes, I wonder if any closeted individual feels comforted by this day.

:lol: yeah were I some heavy duty closet case, I don't think having a special day marked on the calendar would make it any easier.
Title: Re: Happy international coming out day!
Post by: garbon on October 11, 2009, 01:18:08 PM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on October 11, 2009, 01:11:46 PM
:lol: yeah were I some heavy duty closet case, I don't think having a special day marked on the calendar would make it any easier.

Perhaps it was a failed attempt at creating another pride, another day to get crazy and party.
Title: Re: Happy international coming out day!
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on October 11, 2009, 01:21:00 PM
I could get behind closet pride. - a whole bunch of floats go past... all the gays hidden inside having sex. :p Much closer to their reality. kinda the Craigslist Parade. :P
Title: Re: Happy international coming out day!
Post by: garbon on October 11, 2009, 01:24:04 PM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on October 11, 2009, 01:21:00 PM
I could get behind closet pride. - a whole bunch of floats go past... all the gays hidden inside having sex. :p Much closer to their reality. kinda the Craigslist Parade. :P

Which is why it failed, as Diana Ross demanded that her hit song by Chic be made the official theme song...and well the closets couldn't tolerate that.
Title: Re: Happy international coming out day!
Post by: Rasputin on October 11, 2009, 02:10:03 PM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on October 11, 2009, 01:21:00 PM
I could get behind ....


Stop right there hoss...
Title: Re: Happy international coming out day!
Post by: Martinus on October 11, 2009, 03:33:51 PM
Quote from: Rasputin on October 11, 2009, 12:53:07 PM
Quote from: Martinus on October 11, 2009, 05:19:09 AM
Btw, I'm gay. -_-

Are you the pitcher or the catcher?

I'm technically a catcher. I just don't have much experience.

I fear that if I tried being the pitcher I could be charged with an aggravated assault.  :cool:
Title: Re: Happy international coming out day!
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 11, 2009, 03:51:15 PM
Quote from: Martinus on October 11, 2009, 03:33:51 PM
I'm technically a catcher. I just don't have much experience.

:lol: :lmfao: :lmfao:
Title: Re: Happy international coming out day!
Post by: Ideologue on October 11, 2009, 04:16:11 PM
Quote from: Martinus on October 11, 2009, 03:33:51 PM
I fear that if I tried being the pitcher I could be charged with an aggravated assault.  :cool:

Hey, Money, you surely laughed too much to even get to the most hilarious part of the post. :D

Unrealistic self-appraisal?  YOU MAKE THE CALL.
Title: Re: Happy international coming out day!
Post by: garbon on October 11, 2009, 04:18:22 PM
People shouldn't talk about how little sex they are having. Quite vulgar.
Title: Re: Happy international coming out day!
Post by: katmai on October 11, 2009, 04:22:32 PM
Quote from: garbon on October 11, 2009, 04:18:22 PM
People shouldn't talk about how little sex they are having. Quite vulgar.
indeed!
Title: Re: Happy international coming out day!
Post by: Barrister on October 11, 2009, 04:46:23 PM
Quote from: garbon on October 11, 2009, 04:18:22 PM
People shouldn't talk about how little sex they are having. Quite vulgar.

Don't worry about me.  :)