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Title: About Time There Was Some Better Conspiracies.
Post by: Armyknife on October 09, 2009, 06:11:15 PM

This is just too pathetic:

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Quote"The man Rothschild chooses—that man will become President of the United States," Texe Marrs was told by an insider. So, who was Rothschild's Choice in 2008? The answer is obvious: Barack Hussein Obama!

The fourth Baron de Rothschild, Lord Jacob Rothschild of Great Britain, has been called the 21st Century's "King of Israel." He and other Rothschilds preside over the planet's greatest banking cartel, and Wall Street firms Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley, Citibank, and others bow to Rothschild dictates. Politicians in world capitals, Washington, D.C., London, Paris, and Tokyo grovel before their awesome power.

Rothschild's Choice documents the astonishing rise of a young, half blood "Prince" of Jerusalem, a Communist adept named Barack Obama who won Rothschilds' favor—and was rewarded for his slavish devotion to their sinister Agenda.

Here are the revelations that dissolve the mystery of Obama's meteoric, virtually unheralded rise to global prominence and his elevation to the highest seat of superpower government—the White House.

"Chosen by hidden superiors, we discover that President Barack Obama is heir to a terrible Master Plan conceived long ago and now being lethally implemented. Barack Obama has become the ultimate instrument in a dark plot to deconstruct and 'murder' America."

Texe Marrs
Author and Researcher

I think its time people with some real creativity made up some new conspiracies; so Languishites dream up a new, more 'believable'/funnier conspiracy and post it here.

Title: Re: About Time There Was Some Better Conspiracies.
Post by: The Brain on October 09, 2009, 06:14:05 PM

Quote"President Barack Obama is heir to a terrible Master Plan conceived long ago and now being lethally implemented. Barack Obama has become the ultimate instrument in a dark plot to deconstruct and 'murder' America."

QFT

Title: Re: About Time There Was Some Better Conspiracies.
Post by: MadImmortalMan on October 09, 2009, 06:43:17 PM

I bet we could think up our own conspiracy and plant it in various places around teh interwebs and make it catch on. Maybe have Neil call Art Bell.

Title: Re: About Time There Was Some Better Conspiracies.
Post by: Eddie Teach on October 09, 2009, 09:41:52 PM

I have a very believable one- Mongers is a chatbot.

Title: Re: About Time There Was Some Better Conspiracies.
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on October 09, 2009, 09:46:58 PM

Quote from: MadImmortalMan on October 09, 2009, 06:43:17 PM
I bet we could think up our own conspiracy and plant it in various places around teh interwebs and make it catch on. Maybe have Neil call Art Bell.

I'd listen to him all the time. Is Art even on anymore, broadcasting from his isolated bunker in Arizona?

Title: Re: About Time There Was Some Better Conspiracies.
Post by: Martinus on October 10, 2009, 11:19:39 AM

The central question is: do they support gay marriage?

Title: Re: About Time There Was Some Better Conspiracies.
Post by: Razgovory on October 10, 2009, 11:31:28 AM

Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on October 09, 2009, 09:46:58 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on October 09, 2009, 06:43:17 PM
I bet we could think up our own conspiracy and plant it in various places around teh interwebs and make it catch on. Maybe have Neil call Art Bell.
I'd listen to him all the time. Is Art even on anymore, broadcasting from his isolated bunker in Arizona?

I don't think so.

Title: Re: About Time There Was Some Better Conspiracies.
Post by: citizen k on October 10, 2009, 02:05:10 PM

Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on October 09, 2009, 09:46:58 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on October 09, 2009, 06:43:17 PM
I bet we could think up our own conspiracy and plant it in various places around teh interwebs and make it catch on. Maybe have Neil call Art Bell.
I'd listen to him all the time. Is Art even on anymore, broadcasting from his isolated bunker in Arizona?

He retired and George Noory now does his show, Coast to Coast Am.

Title: Re: About Time There Was Some Better Conspiracies.
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on October 10, 2009, 02:14:10 PM

:bleeding: Neil, change the text inside the colons of this emotihoozie to read :mongers: plz. thx.

Title: Re: About Time There Was Some Better Conspiracies.
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on October 10, 2009, 02:22:06 PM

Quote from: citizen k on October 10, 2009, 02:05:10 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on October 09, 2009, 09:46:58 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on October 09, 2009, 06:43:17 PM
I bet we could think up our own conspiracy and plant it in various places around teh interwebs and make it catch on. Maybe have Neil call Art Bell.
I'd listen to him all the time. Is Art even on anymore, broadcasting from his isolated bunker in Arizona?

He retired and George Noory now does his show, Coast to Coast Am.

Heh. I remember at one point many years ago he retired and then came back. Has the HARP Project vibrated him into that other dimension that was fixing to invade our own already?

Title: Re: About Time There Was Some Better Conspiracies.
Post by: Ed Anger on October 10, 2009, 03:40:33 PM

Quote from: Martinus on October 10, 2009, 11:19:39 AM
The central question is: do they support gay marriage?

Nobody gives a fuck.

Title: Re: About Time There Was Some Better Conspiracies.
Post by: Eddie Teach on October 10, 2009, 03:50:03 PM

Quote from: Ed Anger on October 10, 2009, 03:40:33 PM
Quote from: Martinus on October 10, 2009, 11:19:39 AM
The central question is: do they support gay marriage?

Nobody gives a fuck.

Marty does. He wants to be the gay dude who's been divorced six times.

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