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Title: Al-Qaeda Sought End Of The Universe.
Post by: Armyknife on October 09, 2009, 04:21:51 PM
Story about Al-Qaeda sending one of their technician to help repair the L.H.C.  :tinfoil:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8299668.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8299668.stm)

QuoteFrance has arrested a researcher at the European Organization for Nuclear Research (Cern) for suspected links with al-Qaeda, officials have said.

The 32-year-old man of Algerian descent was one of two brothers detained in the south-east town of Vienne on Thursday.

Police believe they had been in contact over the internet with people linked to al-Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb, and had been planning attacks in France.

The organisation confirmed that a physicist working at its site had been arrested "under suspicion of links to terrorist organisations", and said it was helping the French police with their investigation.

"He was not a Cern employee and performed his research under a contract with an outside institute. His work did not bring him into contact with anything that could be used for terrorism," it said.

The suspect had been working on the LHC Beauty (LHCb) experiment, which is investigating the slight differences between matter and anti-matter by studying a type of particle called the "beauty quark".

Cern, a civilian organisation backed by 20 member states, is Europe's leading laboratory for the study of the fundamentals of sub-atomic physics. It is based on the Franco-Swiss border just outside Geneva.

'Permanent danger'

The two brothers were detained for questioning on Thursday in Vienne, a town on the River Rhone about 100km (65 miles) south-west of Cern's laboratory, by security service officers acting on a warrant from an anti-terrorist magistrate.

Judicial sources told the AFP news agency on Friday that agents had come across the men during a separate inquiry into the recruitment of would-be Islamist militants who wanted to fight in Afghanistan.

The physicist had exchanged messages over the internet with people known to be close to the organisation al-Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb and expressed a desire to carry out attacks, but had "not got to the stage of carrying out material acts of preparation", one said.

It is not yet known to what extent, if any, his 25-year-old brother was involved.

Two computers, three hard drives and several USB storage devices were removed from the brothers' home after their arrest.

"The inquiry will doubtless establish what the targets were in France or elsewhere, and perhaps indicate that we have avoided the worst," French Interior Minister Brice Hortefeux told journalists.

"We are in a situation of permanent alert. We follow statements made by the leaders of certain organisations day by day. We never let our guard down. The danger is permanent," he added.

Al-Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb emerged in early 2007, after the Algerian militant group, the Salafist Group for Preaching and Combat (GSPC), aligned itself with Osama Bin Laden's international network.

The group claimed responsibility for a suicide bombing at the French embassy in Mauritania in August which wounded three people.
Title: Re: Al-Qaeda Sought End Of The Universe.
Post by: Jaron on October 09, 2009, 04:23:25 PM
Damn, they're good.
Title: Re: Al-Qaeda Sought End Of The Universe.
Post by: Neil on October 11, 2009, 06:00:59 AM
They couldn't end the universe with the LHC if they tried.  It's far too feeble a device for that.
Title: Re: Al-Qaeda Sought End Of The Universe.
Post by: Syt on October 11, 2009, 06:02:17 AM
What do they want with the end of the universe? Build a restaurant?
Title: Re: Al-Qaeda Sought End Of The Universe.
Post by: Neil on October 11, 2009, 06:10:42 AM
Quote from: Syt on October 11, 2009, 06:02:17 AM
What do they want with the end of the universe? Build a restaurant?
Depending on the cosmology, that might be a whole lot less impressive than was thought to be the case when Adams wrote the book.
Title: Re: Al-Qaeda Sought End Of The Universe.
Post by: The Brain on October 11, 2009, 06:24:22 AM
I hear that he has cunningly worked on wasting billions of Western tax dollars on pointless gadgetry and paychecks for the otherwise unemployable.
Title: Re: Al-Qaeda Sought End Of The Universe.
Post by: Neil on October 11, 2009, 06:27:12 AM
Quote from: The Brain on October 11, 2009, 06:24:22 AM
I hear that he has cunningly worked on wasting billions of Western tax dollars on pointless gadgetry and paychecks for the otherwise unemployable.
The social democratic movement is not Al-Qaeda, although there are some shared sympathies.
Title: Re: Al-Qaeda Sought End Of The Universe.
Post by: Josquius on October 11, 2009, 06:47:50 AM
They're becoming true super villains.
Title: Re: Al-Qaeda Sought End Of The Universe.
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on October 11, 2009, 07:53:23 AM
THey will need better costumed and more flamboyant leaders to become better supervillains.

Right now they are just your average gangsters.
Title: Re: Al-Qaeda Sought End Of The Universe.
Post by: Sahib on October 11, 2009, 08:33:58 AM
Quote from: The Brain on October 11, 2009, 06:24:22 AM
I hear that he has cunningly worked on wasting billions of Western tax dollars on pointless gadgetry and paychecks for the otherwise unemployable.

They have infiltrated military-industrial complex?  :o
Title: Re: Al-Qaeda Sought End Of The Universe.
Post by: Josephus on October 11, 2009, 08:48:15 AM
Quote from: Syt on October 11, 2009, 06:02:17 AM
What do they want with the end of the universe? Build a restaurant?
:D
Title: Re: Al-Qaeda Sought End Of The Universe.
Post by: garbon on October 11, 2009, 01:26:50 PM
I thought this was going to be about how the US was searching at the end of the Universe for Bin Laden. :weep:
Title: Re: Al-Qaeda Sought End Of The Universe.
Post by: Martinus on October 11, 2009, 01:30:14 PM
LOL did they watch: Angels & Demons? :danbrown:
Title: Re: Al-Qaeda Sought End Of The Universe.
Post by: Ideologue on October 11, 2009, 03:59:32 PM
Antimatter bombs.  What hogwash.
Title: Re: Al-Qaeda Sought End Of The Universe.
Post by: jimmy olsen on October 11, 2009, 07:01:05 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on October 11, 2009, 03:59:32 PM
Antimatter bombs.  What hogwash.
What's wrong with antimatter bombs?
Title: Re: Al-Qaeda Sought End Of The Universe.
Post by: Neil on October 11, 2009, 07:02:20 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 11, 2009, 07:01:05 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on October 11, 2009, 03:59:32 PM
Antimatter bombs.  What hogwash.
What's wrong with antimatter bombs?
Not feasible.
Title: Re: Al-Qaeda Sought End Of The Universe.
Post by: Razgovory on October 11, 2009, 07:41:38 PM
Quote from: Neil on October 11, 2009, 07:02:20 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 11, 2009, 07:01:05 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on October 11, 2009, 03:59:32 PM
Antimatter bombs.  What hogwash.
What's wrong with antimatter bombs?
Not feasible.

Certainly not economic.
Title: Re: Al-Qaeda Sought End Of The Universe.
Post by: Ideologue on October 11, 2009, 08:01:23 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 11, 2009, 07:01:05 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on October 11, 2009, 03:59:32 PM
Antimatter bombs.  What hogwash.
What's wrong with antimatter bombs?

Retarded expensive for what you would get out of them; also, to the best of my knowledge, antiprotons are impossible to store in useful numbers for useful periods.
Title: Re: Al-Qaeda Sought End Of The Universe.
Post by: jimmy olsen on October 11, 2009, 08:04:58 PM
No threads on that Pakistani terror attack on the Army HQ? :unsure:
Title: Re: Al-Qaeda Sought End Of The Universe.
Post by: Neil on October 11, 2009, 08:08:31 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on October 11, 2009, 08:01:23 PM
Retarded expensive for what you would get out of them; also, to the best of my knowledge, antiprotons are impossible to store in useful numbers for useful periods.
'Not technologically feasible at this time' and 'impossible' are two entirely different things.
Title: Re: Al-Qaeda Sought End Of The Universe.
Post by: Neil on October 11, 2009, 08:09:10 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 11, 2009, 08:04:58 PM
No threads on that Pakistani terror attack on the Army HQ? :unsure:
Nobody cares.  This is a science thread.

Besides, it's not a terror attack.
Title: Re: Al-Qaeda Sought End Of The Universe.
Post by: jimmy olsen on October 11, 2009, 09:05:44 PM
Quote from: Neil on October 11, 2009, 08:09:10 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 11, 2009, 08:04:58 PM
No threads on that Pakistani terror attack on the Army HQ? :unsure:
Nobody cares.  This is a science thread.

Besides, it's not a terror attack.
What would you call it?
Title: Re: Al-Qaeda Sought End Of The Universe.
Post by: Neil on October 11, 2009, 09:39:59 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 11, 2009, 09:05:44 PM
Quote from: Neil on October 11, 2009, 08:09:10 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 11, 2009, 08:04:58 PM
No threads on that Pakistani terror attack on the Army HQ? :unsure:
Nobody cares.  This is a science thread.

Besides, it's not a terror attack.
What would you call it?
A guerilla strike.  It's war.
Title: Re: Al-Qaeda Sought End Of The Universe.
Post by: Ideologue on October 11, 2009, 10:28:34 PM
Quote from: Neil on October 11, 2009, 08:08:31 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on October 11, 2009, 08:01:23 PM
Retarded expensive for what you would get out of them; also, to the best of my knowledge, antiprotons are impossible to store in useful numbers for useful periods.
'Not technologically feasible at this time' and 'impossible' are two entirely different things.

Ok, that's what I meant.  Afaik, the technology could be developed, but does not exist at present. :unsure:  The last book I read about antimatter physics was from the late 1980s, however. :Embarrass:
Title: Re: Al-Qaeda Sought End Of The Universe.
Post by: Martinus on October 12, 2009, 01:24:18 AM
Quote from: Neil on October 11, 2009, 09:39:59 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 11, 2009, 09:05:44 PM
Quote from: Neil on October 11, 2009, 08:09:10 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 11, 2009, 08:04:58 PM
No threads on that Pakistani terror attack on the Army HQ? :unsure:
Nobody cares.  This is a science thread.

Besides, it's not a terror attack.
What would you call it?
A guerilla strike.  It's war.

Besides, terrorism is about striking civilian targets to sow fear among the civilian population. Attacking a military target is not terrorism, even if there is no war going on - at best it's an act of sabotage.

I love how retards like Tim have virtually rendered the word "terrorism" meaningless.
Title: Re: Al-Qaeda Sought End Of The Universe.
Post by: citizen k on October 12, 2009, 01:51:43 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on October 11, 2009, 10:28:34 PM
Afaik, the technology could be developed, but does not exist at present. :unsure:  The last book I read about antimatter physics was from the late 1980s, however. :Embarrass:


WSU Scientists Harnessing the Power of Antimatter   
http://washingtonstate.org/?p=345 (http://washingtonstate.org/?p=345)
Title: Re: Al-Qaeda Sought End Of The Universe.
Post by: jimmy olsen on October 12, 2009, 02:23:49 AM
Quote from: Neil on October 11, 2009, 09:39:59 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 11, 2009, 09:05:44 PM
Quote from: Neil on October 11, 2009, 08:09:10 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 11, 2009, 08:04:58 PM
No threads on that Pakistani terror attack on the Army HQ? :unsure:
Nobody cares.  This is a science thread.

Besides, it's not a terror attack.
What would you call it?
A guerilla strike.  It's war.
The hostage aspect is what makes me view it as terrorism, if they just shoot the place up or bombed it that would be different.
Title: Re: Al-Qaeda Sought End Of The Universe.
Post by: Neil on October 12, 2009, 06:11:49 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 12, 2009, 02:23:49 AM
The hostage aspect is what makes me view it as terrorism, if they just shoot the place up or bombed it that would be different.
It's still guerilla warfare.
Title: Re: Al-Qaeda Sought End Of The Universe.
Post by: The Brain on October 12, 2009, 12:23:32 PM
Quote from: Martinus on October 12, 2009, 01:24:18 AM
sow fear

Does not compute.
Title: Re: Al-Qaeda Sought End Of The Universe.
Post by: Ed Anger on October 12, 2009, 03:20:49 PM
Quote from: The Brain on October 12, 2009, 12:23:32 PM
Quote from: Martinus on October 12, 2009, 01:24:18 AM
sow fear

Does not compute.

Oink!