Best CCTV video EVAH!!!
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/10/07/cage_fighting_trannies/
QuoteWelsh yobs clobbered by cross-dressing cage fighters
Unwise yahoos mistake stag do revellers for transvestites
Two Swansea yobs who decided, after a night on the sauce, that they'd give a couple of transvestites some stick, came off the worse for the encounter since their targets were in fact cage fighters on a stag night.
The humiliation of Jason Fender, 22, and Dean Gardener, 19, was captured on CCTV as they "singled out the two men walking along a street in wigs, short skirts and high heels", as the Daily Mail explains.
A shirtless Gardner is seen taking a pop at one of the men, who's dressed in a fetching "pink wig, black skirt and boob tube" ensemble. A bad move, since the intended targets then summarily lay out both ne'er-do-wells.
The cage fighters are shown "teetering away in their high heels, stopping only to pick up a clutch bag they dropped during the melee".
Cops cuffed the two would-be assailants shortly afterwards, and the footage of their drunken misfortune subsequently entertained Swansea Magistrates' Court. The video also showed them fighting with several other men before coming a cropper at the fists of the cage fighters:
Mark Davies, defending, offered: "You know it cannot have been a good night when you get into a fight with two cross-dressing men. Unfortunately they were extremely drunk. They had been out drinking jugs of cocktails and Fender had drunk at least 10 pints of cider."
For their trouble, Fender and Gardener were sentenced to "a four-month community order, were electronically tagged and placed under a curfew between 7pm to 7am".
The money shot comes around 1:10. I could watch the following 30 seconds again and again :D
Your enthusiasm for seeing Welsh fellows get beaten by people in skirts is duly noted. :D
Quote from: Malthus on October 07, 2009, 10:22:39 AM
Your enthusiasm for seeing Welsh fellows get beaten by people in skirts is duly noted. :D
:blush:
Just shut up and watch it. If it's not the funniest news-related video you've seen this week, you get your money back.
Heh, it's over so fast. Pow, bam, two drunk Welsh yobs hit the pavement.
I was hoping for a more drawn out and humiliating ass-kicking. ;)
Quote from: Malthus on October 07, 2009, 10:47:55 AM
Heh, it's over so fast. Pow, bam, two drunk Welsh yobs hit the pavement.
I was hoping for a more drawn out and humiliating ass-kicking. ;)
Well, there's the staggering, falling over, staggering again and then getting arrested denouement :)
10 pints of cider. :lol:
I mean.
Yeah.
I like cider.
I can drink lots of it.
But I'm not going to go out and get myself in a situation where I'm looking like an ass, and they're in addition pointing out to the world that I'm drinking CIDER the whole night. :lol:
Quote from: Slargos on October 07, 2009, 11:01:14 AM
But I'm not going to go out and get myself in a situation where I'm looking like an ass, and they're in addition pointing out to the world that I'm drinking CIDER the whole night. :lol:
Maybe it's part of their sentence? Public humiliation though revelation of girly drinks?
Though to be fair, strong cider is often the pisshead's drink of choice over here for maximum alcohol units to the pound.
That is some funny shit right there.
The UK does stupid drunk better than anyone, I think.
Strong Right from the dude in the black dress. Throws 2 of them & gets double KOs.
Oh wow, that is good stuff. :D Could hardly tell what the first guy/gal did but he took down 2 or 3 of them in seconds. Hit one guy in the lower back, as he was already reeling. Very nicely done by the faux gals!
Grrrl power!!!
Quote from: Malthus on October 07, 2009, 10:22:39 AM
Your enthusiasm for seeing Welsh fellows get beaten by people in skirts is duly noted. :D
:lol:
I like Strongbow - dry english cider, it's not a bad drink at all. I don't think I could taken ten of them though - after four I'd want to switch to liquor.
Quote from: PRC on October 07, 2009, 02:46:46 PM
I like Strongbow - dry english cider, it's not a bad drink at all.
Yeah, but Strongbow is extremely harsh on the stomach.
Quote from: ulmont on October 07, 2009, 02:48:02 PM
Yeah, but Strongbow is extremely harsh on the stomach.
What do you mean? Gives you gas?
Quote from: PRC on October 07, 2009, 02:46:46 PM
I like Strongbow - dry english cider, it's not a bad drink at all. I don't think I could taken ten of them though - after four I'd want to switch to liquor.
the south kensington winos drank 2l bottles of cider.
Quote from: PRC on October 07, 2009, 02:46:46 PM
I like Strongbow - dry english cider, it's not a bad drink at all. I don't think I could taken ten of them though - after four I'd want to switch to liquor.
:x
Strongbow's disgusting and one of the first drinks kiddy binge drinkers start on. Try some proper scrumpy next time.
Wow, the first "gal" took down at least two, including the huge-ass mofo in a matter of seconds. Impressive.
Quote from: Malthus on October 07, 2009, 10:47:55 AM
Heh, it's over so fast. Pow, bam, two drunk Welsh yobs hit the pavement.
I was hoping for a more drawn out and humiliating ass-kicking. ;)
That's what it's like, when you're fighting on the streets.
Quote from: Neil on October 07, 2009, 03:18:15 PM
Quote from: Malthus on October 07, 2009, 10:47:55 AM
Heh, it's over so fast. Pow, bam, two drunk Welsh yobs hit the pavement.
I was hoping for a more drawn out and humiliating ass-kicking. ;)
That's what it's like, when you're fighting on the streets.
I dunno, I lack experience of fighting people while dressed in drag. :P
Quote from: Malthus on October 07, 2009, 03:21:51 PM
Quote from: Neil on October 07, 2009, 03:18:15 PM
Quote from: Malthus on October 07, 2009, 10:47:55 AM
Heh, it's over so fast. Pow, bam, two drunk Welsh yobs hit the pavement.
I was hoping for a more drawn out and humiliating ass-kicking. ;)
That's what it's like, when you're fighting on the streets.
I dunno, I lack experience of fighting people while dressed in drag. :P
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
Quote from: PRC on October 07, 2009, 02:50:48 PM
Quote from: ulmont on October 07, 2009, 02:48:02 PM
Yeah, but Strongbow is extremely harsh on the stomach.
What do you mean? Gives you gas?
I mean that if I drink some number of Strongbows, I'll puke, and the number of Strongbows required is *significantly* less than the number of Guinesses or Newcastles that I can drink with no vomiting.
Quote from: Brazen on October 07, 2009, 03:10:11 PM
:x
Strongbow's disgusting and one of the first drinks kiddy binge drinkers start on. Try some proper scrumpy next time.
I don't doubt there is better out there - unfortunately it's tough to find them in Western Canada. Strongbow is like Heineken - it's everywhere - and i'm by no means a regular drinker but I do enjoy it now and again.
Can you recommend any good dry English ciders that export?
A vision of Josq's future, getting beat up while drunk.
Even when not actual cage fighters, drag queens are some of the fiercest fighters ever.
When the homo revolution comes, they will be our shock troops. :menace:
After their initial strike, we will send in the motorized lesbian brigades. :ph34r:
Quote from: Brazen on October 07, 2009, 03:10:11 PM
Quote from: PRC on October 07, 2009, 02:46:46 PM
I like Strongbow - dry english cider, it's not a bad drink at all. I don't think I could taken ten of them though - after four I'd want to switch to liquor.
:x
Strongbow's disgusting and one of the first drinks kiddy binge drinkers start on. Try some proper scrumpy next time.
Good cider is expensive, though. A "green food" shop here carries good Norman cider, sold in these wine-size bottles, but they go at about 10 quid per bottle.
Darn Q-Trannies <_<
Quote from: Martinus on October 07, 2009, 04:09:45 PM
Even when not actual cage fighters, drag queens are some of the fiercest fighters ever.
When the homo revolution comes, they will be our shock troops. :menace:
After their initial strike, we will send in the motorized lesbian brigades. :ph34r:
Interesting fact: Firearms are more useful than a good right hook, and you people aren't any good with firearms.
Have fun getting exterminated in the not-so-distant future!
OK, I enjoyed that, and forwarded it to a buddy of mine that fights MMA.
The only thing missing was the audio when the Hot Fuzz van pulls up. RIGHT WOTS ALL THIS THEN
Quote"Two Swansea yobs who decided, after a night on the sauce, that they'd give a couple of transvestites some stick, came off the worse for the encounter since their targets were in fact cage fighters on a stag night.
I understand about 3 words in this sentence.
Quote from: Zoupa on October 08, 2009, 03:30:28 AM
Quote"Two Swansea yobs who decided, after a night on the sauce, that they'd give a couple of transvestites some stick, came off the worse for the encounter since their targets were in fact cage fighters on a stag night.
I understand about 3 words in this sentence.
"Two drunken Welsh idiots atempted to start a fight with men dressed as women, but it turned out their intended victims were, in fact, proponents of a particularly lethal form of unarmed martial art..." ah screw it, just watch the bloody video.