Set in a brutal urban ghetto.
Mr. Belding is a corrupt a vicious school official allied with the drug cartel.
Screech is a chick.
Zach is the charismatic and amoral gang leader.
Kelly is a dude.
... it might be time to get the number of Raz's doc, Wags lol
The humor of that show doesn't age well.
The Substitute with Tom Berenger?
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 04, 2009, 08:55:29 PM
The humor of that show doesn't age well.
Well the re-imagining would deal with that. Hard core yo. Hard core.
Miss Bliss could be a Marine who left the Corps to teach in the biggest and most violent shitheap in the fucking country for some inexplicable reason.
I know. Bayside can be divided between the werewolves and the vampires. Werewolf Zach falls in love with Vampire Kelly; their friends aren't too happy about that. It should be a musical with choreographed dance/fight scenes.
Personally, I liked 187. Samuel L. Jackson as a teacher, whacking moron thuglife gangstas.
Sometimes, you people are to weird for even me.
It was called the Class of 1999.
Did anyone see the Screech porno btw?
No.
Why would anyone outside of maybe Martinus want to see that?
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on October 07, 2009, 03:12:12 PM
Why would anyone outside of maybe Martinus want to see that?
The Screech porno you mean? It's guy-girl. -_-
I want to make a film about the sparring relationship of Jeanne D'Albret and Catherine de Medici. :mmm: :frog:
Les War les Religion Francaise OR SOMETHING!
How about this. The year is 1941. The gang is on a class trip to Hawaii. Mr. Belding is a Japanese agent. Screech is a robot from the future sent to kill Zach, but the ubiquitous nerds with taped glasses and pocket protectors reprogram him to stop the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor. Meanwhile, Slater faces his own demons re: his steroid use and failed relationship with his daughter.
Quote from: Caliga on October 07, 2009, 03:24:29 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on October 07, 2009, 03:12:12 PM
Why would anyone outside of maybe Martinus want to see that?
The Screech porno you mean? It's guy-girl. -_-
Martinus can fantasize about him leaving the chick for him. It'll be the ultimate triiumph over the hetero breeders.
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 07, 2009, 04:54:18 PM
How about this. The year is 1941. The gang is on a class trip to Hawaii. Mr. Belding is a Japanese agent. Screech is a robot from the future sent to kill Zach, but the ubiquitous nerds with taped glasses and pocket protectors reprogram him to stop the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor. Meanwhile, Slater faces his own demons re: his steroid use and failed relationship with his daughter.
Saved by the Bell alt-hist time travel fanfic? Oh hell.
Quote from: Caliga on October 05, 2009, 06:47:13 AM
Did anyone see the Screech porno btw?
Holy shit, rule 34 strikes again. :lol:
Quote from: Caliga on October 05, 2009, 06:47:13 AM
Did anyone see the Screech porno btw?
I saw a clip of it. It was horrible. It was supposed to be a real life sex tape of him fucking a couple of his fans that got leaked, but it was blatantly obvious it was him and a couple prostitutes and that the tape was intentionally released on the net.
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on October 07, 2009, 07:59:12 PM
Holy shit, rule 34 strikes again. :lol:
The process of discovery, in particular, the production of electronic and tangible evidence as well as the circumstances under which one party to a lawsuit may enter the land of another party for inspection "or other purposes"? :huh:
http://www.law.cornell.edu/rules/frcp/Rule34.htm (http://www.law.cornell.edu/rules/frcp/Rule34.htm)
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on October 07, 2009, 08:13:00 PM
I saw a clip of it. It was horrible. It was supposed to be a real life sex tape of him fucking a couple of his fans that got leaked, but it was blatantly obvious it was him and a couple prostitutes and that the tape was intentionally released on the net.
It's obvious nearly all of those "oops" pornos were deliberately released. :lol:
I actually enjoyed
1 Night in Chyna :Embarrass:
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on October 07, 2009, 08:13:00 PM
Quote from: Caliga on October 05, 2009, 06:47:13 AM
Did anyone see the Screech porno btw?
I saw a clip of it. It was horrible. It was supposed to be a real life sex tape of him fucking a couple of his fans that got leaked, but it was blatantly obvious it was him and a couple prostitutes and that the tape was intentionally released on the net.
He had fans?
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on October 07, 2009, 07:58:17 PM
Saved by the Bell alt-hist time travel fanfic? Oh hell.
At the pitch meeting, I'll sell it as Terminator meets Pearl Harbor meets The Wrestler. -_-
Quote from: Razgovory on October 07, 2009, 09:10:21 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on October 07, 2009, 08:13:00 PM
Quote from: Caliga on October 05, 2009, 06:47:13 AM
Did anyone see the Screech porno btw?
I saw a clip of it. It was horrible. It was supposed to be a real life sex tape of him fucking a couple of his fans that got leaked, but it was blatantly obvious it was him and a couple prostitutes and that the tape was intentionally released on the net.
He had fans?
That's what makes the story so unbelievable.
Where is TIm to present us with a map of Alt-His Bayside?
Anyway, I'd avoid anything called "Screech Porn" just out of principle. If it sounds really weird I'm not clicking it. I might be missing good stuff but I doubt it.
Quote from: Caliga on October 07, 2009, 09:08:01 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on October 07, 2009, 07:59:12 PM
Holy shit, rule 34 strikes again. :lol:
The process of discovery, in particular, the production of electronic and tangible evidence as well as the circumstances under which one party to a lawsuit may enter the land of another party for inspection "or other purposes"? :huh:
http://www.law.cornell.edu/rules/frcp/Rule34.htm (http://www.law.cornell.edu/rules/frcp/Rule34.htm)
Rule 34 of the Internet: "If you can imagine it, there is porn of it."
http://xkcd.com/305/