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Title: Stephen Fry Laughs while Cameraman is Raped by Rare Parrot
Post by: Queequeg on October 04, 2009, 11:24:05 AM
If this were any other guy, I'd call it a dick move.  But actually, it is really hilarious. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY)
Title: Re: Stephen Fry Laughs while Cameraman is Raped by Rare Parrot
Post by: Josquius on October 04, 2009, 11:40:10 AM
haha.
But wtf?
Why the camerman?
Title: Re: Stephen Fry Laughs while Cameraman is Raped by Rare Parrot
Post by: DontSayBanana on October 04, 2009, 12:15:49 PM
:lmfao: That's freaking awesome.
Title: Re: Stephen Fry Laughs while Cameraman is Raped by Rare Parrot
Post by: DisturbedPervert on October 04, 2009, 12:24:06 PM
That's one romantic parrot
Title: Re: Stephen Fry Laughs while Cameraman is Raped by Rare Parrot
Post by: HVC on October 04, 2009, 12:26:29 PM
i love it's face :lol:
Title: Re: Stephen Fry Laughs while Cameraman is Raped by Rare Parrot
Post by: Agelastus on October 04, 2009, 12:43:38 PM
I think we now know why this parrot is a representative of a rare species.  :lol:
Title: Re: Stephen Fry Laughs while Cameraman is Raped by Rare Parrot
Post by: Viking on October 04, 2009, 12:53:38 PM
I'm baffled, no gay jokes yet? WTF?
Title: Re: Stephen Fry Laughs while Cameraman is Raped by Rare Parrot
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on October 04, 2009, 03:22:09 PM
Hilarious.
Title: Re: Stephen Fry Laughs while Cameraman is Raped by Rare Parrot
Post by: Martinus on October 04, 2009, 04:19:28 PM
Quote from: Viking on October 04, 2009, 12:53:38 PM
I'm baffled, no gay jokes yet? WTF?

It's hard to make a gay joke about a jovial elderly gay dude laughing his ass off at a parrot rape. It's like trying to write Torchwood slash fiction - no matter what you'd come up with, it would be somehow inferior to the original material. :P
Title: Re: Stephen Fry Laughs while Cameraman is Raped by Rare Parrot
Post by: Malthus on October 04, 2009, 04:21:21 PM
Quote from: Martinus on October 04, 2009, 04:19:28 PM
Quote from: Viking on October 04, 2009, 12:53:38 PM
I'm baffled, no gay jokes yet? WTF?

It's hard to make a gay joke about a jovial elderly gay dude laughing his ass off at a parrot rape. It's like trying to write Torchwood slash fiction - no matter what you'd come up with, it would be somehow inferior to the original material. :P

The man has a point.  :lol:
Title: Re: Stephen Fry Laughs while Cameraman is Raped by Rare Parrot
Post by: Viking on October 04, 2009, 04:24:30 PM
Quote from: Martinus on October 04, 2009, 04:19:28 PM
Quote from: Viking on October 04, 2009, 12:53:38 PM
I'm baffled, no gay jokes yet? WTF?

It's hard to make a gay joke about a jovial elderly gay dude laughing his ass off at a parrot rape. It's like trying to write Torchwood slash fiction - no matter what you'd come up with, it would be somehow superior to the original material. :P

There, fixed your post for you.
Title: Re: Stephen Fry Laughs while Cameraman is Raped by Rare Parrot
Post by: Martinus on October 04, 2009, 04:33:37 PM
Quote from: Viking on October 04, 2009, 04:24:30 PM
Quote from: Martinus on October 04, 2009, 04:19:28 PM
Quote from: Viking on October 04, 2009, 12:53:38 PM
I'm baffled, no gay jokes yet? WTF?

It's hard to make a gay joke about a jovial elderly gay dude laughing his ass off at a parrot rape. It's like trying to write Torchwood slash fiction - no matter what you'd come up with, it would be somehow superior to the original material. :P

There, fixed your post for you.

Inferior in the amount of filth is still inferior. :P
Title: Re: Stephen Fry Laughs while Cameraman is Raped by Rare Parrot
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on October 04, 2009, 05:16:52 PM
Torchwood is uninteresting in the extreme. 
Title: Re: Stephen Fry Laughs while Cameraman is Raped by Rare Parrot
Post by: Martinus on October 04, 2009, 05:22:36 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on October 04, 2009, 05:16:52 PM
Torchwood is uninteresting in the extreme.

Incorrect. It has the best gay scifi couple EVAH. Janto. :wub:
Title: Re: Stephen Fry Laughs while Cameraman is Raped by Rare Parrot
Post by: Agelastus on October 04, 2009, 05:36:47 PM
Quote from: Martinus on October 04, 2009, 05:22:36 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on October 04, 2009, 05:16:52 PM
Torchwood is uninteresting in the extreme.

Incorrect. It has the best gay scifi couple EVAH. Janto. :wub:

Could you at least spell it right? It's Ianto Jones.

As for Torchwood, I consider the series a classic example of missed opportunities. It should have been a great spin-off from the revived Doctor Who, but instead it was just blah. And when they realised it was blah, they decided to try and shock instead of sitting down and actually writing good stories.
Title: Re: Stephen Fry Laughs while Cameraman is Raped by Rare Parrot
Post by: Martinus on October 04, 2009, 05:38:08 PM
Quote from: Agelastus on October 04, 2009, 05:36:47 PM
Could you at least spell it right? It's Ianto Jones.

I spelled it right, oh great Retardo. Janto is a term used to describe the Jack/Ianto power couple. Like Brangelina.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Stephen Fry Laughs while Cameraman is Raped by Rare Parrot
Post by: Agelastus on October 04, 2009, 05:42:52 PM
Quote from: Martinus on October 04, 2009, 05:38:08 PM
Quote from: Agelastus on October 04, 2009, 05:36:47 PM
Could you at least spell it right? It's Ianto Jones.

I spelled it right, oh great Retardo. Janto is a term used to describe the Jack/Ianto power couple. Like Brangelina.  :rolleyes:

:lmfao:

Christ, I thought better of you. "Janto" may be the lamest example yet.

Just because it is a way retarded native* speakers who cannot be bothered to use correct English say it, does not make it right. :contract:


*ie. Britons, Australians etc.
Title: Re: Stephen Fry Laughs while Cameraman is Raped by Rare Parrot
Post by: Capetan Mihali on October 04, 2009, 05:44:31 PM
Quote from: Martinus on October 04, 2009, 04:19:28 PM
Quote from: Viking on October 04, 2009, 12:53:38 PM
I'm baffled, no gay jokes yet? WTF?

It's hard to make a gay joke about a jovial elderly gay dude laughing his ass off at a parrot rape. It's like trying to write Torchwood slash fiction - no matter what you'd come up with, it would be somehow inferior to the original material. :P

:yeahright:  52?
Title: Re: Stephen Fry Laughs while Cameraman is Raped by Rare Parrot
Post by: Martinus on October 04, 2009, 05:45:07 PM
Quote from: Agelastus on October 04, 2009, 05:42:52 PM
Quote from: Martinus on October 04, 2009, 05:38:08 PM
Quote from: Agelastus on October 04, 2009, 05:36:47 PM
Could you at least spell it right? It's Ianto Jones.

I spelled it right, oh great Retardo. Janto is a term used to describe the Jack/Ianto power couple. Like Brangelina.  :rolleyes:

:lmfao:

Christ, I thought better of you. "Janto" may be the lamest example yet.

Just because it is a way retarded native speakers who cannot be bothered to use correct English say it, does not make it right. :contract:

Dude, I'm serious. I was talking about a couple in my post and that's why I spelled it "Janto". I know that Ianto Jones's name is spelled with an "I".

Check afterelton.com's section on Torchwood if you don't believe me.
Title: Re: Stephen Fry Laughs while Cameraman is Raped by Rare Parrot
Post by: Martinus on October 04, 2009, 05:45:32 PM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on October 04, 2009, 05:44:31 PM
Quote from: Martinus on October 04, 2009, 04:19:28 PM
Quote from: Viking on October 04, 2009, 12:53:38 PM
I'm baffled, no gay jokes yet? WTF?

It's hard to make a gay joke about a jovial elderly gay dude laughing his ass off at a parrot rape. It's like trying to write Torchwood slash fiction - no matter what you'd come up with, it would be somehow inferior to the original material. :P

:yeahright:  52?

That's 104 in fag years.
Title: Re: Stephen Fry Laughs while Cameraman is Raped by Rare Parrot
Post by: Queequeg on October 04, 2009, 06:52:44 PM
Quote from: Agelastus on October 04, 2009, 12:43:38 PM
I think we now know why this parrot is a representative of a rare species.  :lol:
This was exactly what I was thinking.  It reminds me a bit of the Screaapiller on the Simpsons, that is "sexually attracted to fire."  I guess he was wearing a green sweater and wriggling, but still...
Title: Re: Stephen Fry Laughs while Cameraman is Raped by Rare Parrot
Post by: Queequeg on October 04, 2009, 07:00:09 PM
This is also about the Kakapoo, very sad. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbQgu0ilg8U)
Title: Re: Stephen Fry Laughs while Cameraman is Raped by Rare Parrot
Post by: Valmy on October 04, 2009, 07:40:41 PM
Quote from: Viking on October 04, 2009, 12:53:38 PM
I'm baffled, no gay jokes yet? WTF?

Stephen Fry is the super smart upper class English dude.  Being gay is just one small aspect of him.
Title: Re: Stephen Fry Laughs while Cameraman is Raped by Rare Parrot
Post by: Josquius on October 04, 2009, 07:56:08 PM
Quote from: Valmy on October 04, 2009, 07:40:41 PM
Stephen Fry is the super smart upper class English dude.  Being gay is just one small aspect of him.

True.
He's quite a good icon in that really.
Not like Graham Norton or the like where all their humour is about being gay and its 'their thing', Fry's being gay is just a miscelanious background fact about him.
Title: Re: Stephen Fry Laughs while Cameraman is Raped by Rare Parrot
Post by: Eddie Teach on October 04, 2009, 09:09:30 PM
Quote from: Martinus on October 04, 2009, 05:38:08 PM
Quote from: Agelastus on October 04, 2009, 05:36:47 PM
Could you at least spell it right? It's Ianto Jones.

I spelled it right, oh great Retardo. Janto is a term used to describe the Jack/Ianto power couple. Like Brangelina.  :rolleyes:

Do you go to the Torchwood fan boards and start threads about who you would "ship?"  :lol:
Title: Re: Stephen Fry Laughs while Cameraman is Raped by Rare Parrot
Post by: Martinus on October 05, 2009, 01:20:36 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 04, 2009, 09:09:30 PM
Quote from: Martinus on October 04, 2009, 05:38:08 PM
Quote from: Agelastus on October 04, 2009, 05:36:47 PM
Could you at least spell it right? It's Ianto Jones.

I spelled it right, oh great Retardo. Janto is a term used to describe the Jack/Ianto power couple. Like Brangelina.  :rolleyes:

Do you go to the Torchwood fan boards and start threads about who you would "ship?"  :lol:

No. :ph34r:

Not lately, anyway.  :P
Title: Re: Stephen Fry Laughs while Cameraman is Raped by Rare Parrot
Post by: Agelastus on October 05, 2009, 03:23:09 AM
Quote from: Martinus on October 04, 2009, 05:45:07 PM
Quote from: Agelastus on October 04, 2009, 05:42:52 PM
Quote from: Martinus on October 04, 2009, 05:38:08 PM
Quote from: Agelastus on October 04, 2009, 05:36:47 PM
Could you at least spell it right? It's Ianto Jones.

I spelled it right, oh great Retardo. Janto is a term used to describe the Jack/Ianto power couple. Like Brangelina.  :rolleyes:

:lmfao:

Christ, I thought better of you. "Janto" may be the lamest example yet.

Just because it is a way retarded native speakers who cannot be bothered to use correct English say it, does not make it right. :contract:

Dude, I'm serious. I was talking about a couple in my post and that's why I spelled it "Janto". I know that Ianto Jones's name is spelled with an "I".

Check afterelton.com's section on Torchwood if you don't believe me.

Given the top results on google for "Janto", I know you are serious. I checked that even as I posted the above. I was disappointed that you were following the trend.

The fact that it is used does not make it any less stupid or lazy a linguistic invention of my peers - especially as, in this case, this contraction is also a real name in certain countries. I'm sure those people love having their name used as a term for a couple in a fictional gay relationship.

Sometimes, my fellow native English speakers make me want to  :hide: in  :Embarrass: ment.
Title: Re: Stephen Fry Laughs while Cameraman is Raped by Rare Parrot
Post by: Agelastus on October 05, 2009, 03:46:42 AM
Actually, let me clarify my last post a little.

When the contraction of two names to indicate an individual-like concatenation of interests was first formed, it was a witty enough use of the language. It have been over- and mis-used over the last few years to the point of irrelevance. Overused to the extent that use of such a contraction is not a sign of an active and thinking mind, but rather of one too lazy to think of something new.

It is, in fact, effectively in the same position as a form of English as the ridiculously overused suffix "-gate" is.
Title: Re: Stephen Fry Laughs while Cameraman is Raped by Rare Parrot
Post by: Brazen on October 05, 2009, 03:53:23 AM
Quote from: Martinus on October 04, 2009, 05:45:07 PM
Dude, I'm serious. I was talking about a couple in my post and that's why I spelled it "Janto". I know that Ianto Jones's name is spelled with an "I".

Check afterelton.com's section on Torchwood if you don't believe me.
Oh Marty, you're precious. Trying to make up for being late to the party again (when was it you "discovered" Torchwood, exactly?" by throwing yourself fully into the fanfic etymology.
Title: Re: Stephen Fry Laughs while Cameraman is Raped by Rare Parrot
Post by: Martinus on October 05, 2009, 04:08:53 AM
Quote from: Brazen on October 05, 2009, 03:53:23 AM
Quote from: Martinus on October 04, 2009, 05:45:07 PM
Dude, I'm serious. I was talking about a couple in my post and that's why I spelled it "Janto". I know that Ianto Jones's name is spelled with an "I".

Check afterelton.com's section on Torchwood if you don't believe me.
Oh Marty, you're precious. Trying to make up for being late to the party again (when was it you "discovered" Torchwood, exactly?" by throwing yourself fully into the fanfic etymology.

Hey, I'm from Poland. :P