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Title: Ahmadinejad is Jewish
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on October 03, 2009, 02:10:58 AM
 :lol:

Turns out the poor fellow has been over-compensating :

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iran/6256173/Mahmoud-Ahmadinejad-revealed-to-have-Jewish-past.html
Title: Re: Ahmadinejad is Jewish
Post by: Syt on October 03, 2009, 02:27:05 AM
Another self-loathing Jew. When will the circle of self hate ever end? :weep:
Title: Re: Ahmadinejad is Jewish
Post by: Josquius on October 03, 2009, 02:34:54 AM
Clearly BBC propeganda to try and set good loyal Iranians against their beloved president.
Title: Re: Ahmadinejad is Jewish
Post by: DisturbedPervert on October 03, 2009, 02:36:39 AM
He should claim his Israeli citizenship and run for Prime Minister
Title: Re: Ahmadinejad is Jewish
Post by: Zanza on October 03, 2009, 02:43:01 AM
The Mossad should claim he's one of their agents.
Title: Re: Ahmadinejad is Jewish
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on October 03, 2009, 02:45:02 AM
Quote from: Zanza on October 03, 2009, 02:43:01 AM
The Mossad should claim he's one of their agents.

Well he is fucking Iran up  :huh:
Title: Re: Ahmadinejad is Jewish
Post by: PRC on October 03, 2009, 02:52:54 AM
Wasn't the same thing true of Shicklgrubr?
Title: Re: Ahmadinejad is Jewish
Post by: Lucidor on October 03, 2009, 03:52:19 AM
This is hillarious :lol:
Title: Re: Ahmadinejad is Jewish
Post by: The Brain on October 03, 2009, 07:28:33 AM
Now I hate him twice as much.  :mad:
Title: Re: Ahmadinejad is Jewish
Post by: derspiess on October 03, 2009, 12:49:59 PM
:lol: Awesome.  After his stint as president, he can spend his retirement in Florida.
Title: Re: Ahmadinejad is Jewish
Post by: Neil on October 03, 2009, 01:58:18 PM
I'm pretty sure he's a Muslim.
Title: Re: Ahmadinejad is Jewish
Post by: Josephus on October 03, 2009, 02:19:24 PM
Muslim---Jewish. Whatever. To the rest of the world, they're all the same.
Title: Re: Ahmadinejad is Jewish
Post by: derspiess on October 03, 2009, 02:24:40 PM
Quote from: Neil on October 03, 2009, 01:58:18 PM
I'm pretty sure he's a Muslim.

He started out Jew, so he should not be trusted in the Islamic Republic of Iran.
Title: Re: Ahmadinejad is Jewish
Post by: garbon on October 03, 2009, 02:25:49 PM
Quote from: Josephus on October 03, 2009, 02:19:24 PM
Muslim---Jewish. Whatever. To the rest of the world, they're all the same.

:unsure:
Title: Re: Ahmadinejad is Jewish
Post by: Ideologue on October 03, 2009, 05:21:27 PM
Quote from: garbon on October 03, 2009, 02:25:49 PM
Quote from: Josephus on October 03, 2009, 02:19:24 PM
Muslim---Jewish. Whatever. To the rest of the world, they're all the same.

:unsure:

We're seeing firsthand the damage Siegebreaker has done to the Jewish people.
Title: Re: Ahmadinejad is Jewish
Post by: DGuller on October 03, 2009, 06:04:27 PM
Great, so it turns out that they're even running Iran.  Maybe antisemites do have a point after all.
Title: Re: Ahmadinejad is Jewish
Post by: Fireblade on October 03, 2009, 09:22:12 PM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net%2Fhphotos-ak-snc1%2Fhs234.snc1%2F8129_1228441040847_1523715083_636327_4754865_n.jpg&hash=14924111aff23744a5e0f0320bc4442f1a0e73e8)

Well duh, look at his nose.
Title: Re: Ahmadinejad is Jewish
Post by: jimmy olsen on October 03, 2009, 10:08:44 PM
Now that's ironic.   :D
Title: Re: Ahmadinejad is Jewish
Post by: The Brain on October 04, 2009, 04:10:17 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 03, 2009, 10:08:44 PM
Now that's ironic.   :D

:bash:
Title: Re: Ahmadinejad is Jewish
Post by: Martinus on October 04, 2009, 04:48:38 AM
Quote from: DGuller on October 03, 2009, 06:04:27 PM
Great, so it turns out that they're even running Iran.  Maybe antisemites do have a point after all.

LOL considering he pretty much singlehandedly brought back the biggest idiocies of antisemitism (like Holocaust denial) to the forefront of world politics, perhaps he actually is a Mossad mole? :P
Title: Re: Ahmadinejad is Jewish
Post by: The Brain on October 04, 2009, 04:49:47 AM
I know moles. He's not a mole.
Title: Re: Ahmadinejad is Jewish
Post by: jimmy olsen on October 04, 2009, 08:18:36 AM
Quote from: The Brain on October 04, 2009, 04:49:47 AM
I know moles. He's not a mole.

:D
Title: Re: Ahmadinejad is Jewish
Post by: Siege on October 04, 2009, 03:42:09 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on October 03, 2009, 05:21:27 PM
Quote from: garbon on October 03, 2009, 02:25:49 PM
Quote from: Josephus on October 03, 2009, 02:19:24 PM
Muslim---Jewish. Whatever. To the rest of the world, they're all the same.

:unsure:

We're seeing firsthand the damage Siegebreaker has done to the Jewish people.

What?

Title: Re: Ahmadinejad is Jewish
Post by: Martinus on October 04, 2009, 03:45:55 PM
Quote from: Siege on October 04, 2009, 03:42:09 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on October 03, 2009, 05:21:27 PM
Quote from: garbon on October 03, 2009, 02:25:49 PM
Quote from: Josephus on October 03, 2009, 02:19:24 PM
Muslim---Jewish. Whatever. To the rest of the world, they're all the same.

:unsure:

We're seeing firsthand the damage Siegebreaker has done to the Jewish people.

What?

Before you came to Languish most Languishites were convinced that Jews are pretty much like us. Sure, they have a penchant for spying, doing arms deals with the Chicoms and using tanks to shoot towelhead kids, but every Western nation has its foibles.

Since then you have convinced us that Jews are no different from Arabs. Congrats. :)
Title: Re: Ahmadinejad is Jewish
Post by: Siege on October 04, 2009, 03:48:12 PM
If you think all jews are like me, you are sadly mistaken.

If they were, the world would be a better place.

Title: Re: Ahmadinejad is Jewish
Post by: Eddie Teach on October 04, 2009, 03:59:16 PM
Quote from: Siege on October 04, 2009, 03:48:12 PM
If you think all jews are like me, you are sadly mistaken.

If they were, the world would be a better place.

Fewer lawyers would be the silver lining in that cloud.
Title: Re: Ahmadinejad is Jewish
Post by: Neil on October 04, 2009, 04:03:34 PM
Quote from: Siege on October 04, 2009, 03:48:12 PM
If you think all jews are like me, you are sadly mistaken.

If they were, the world would be a better place.
Indeed.  Because then the rest of the world would just exterminate the Jews, and rightly so.
Title: Re: Ahmadinejad is Jewish
Post by: Martinus on October 04, 2009, 04:06:53 PM
Quote from: Siege on October 04, 2009, 03:48:12 PM
If you think all jews are like me, you are sadly mistaken.

If they were, the world would be a better place.

I don't - I have my left-leaning liberal pro-gay Israeli friend to convince me otherwise. But to many posters here you are the only Israeli they know. :P