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Title: What Car would the Bad Guys drive today?
Post by: Savonarola on September 18, 2009, 01:53:56 PM
Over the summer CB and I saw Bullitt at a revival theater.  As we were leaving I overheard someone say that you can tell the 1968 Dodge Charger the hitmen drive in the chase scene is the bad guys car:

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That's a sweet evil ride, I'm plan to jack one when I start my life of crime; but is there a modern equivalent?  What make, model and color of car would the bad guys drive now?
Title: Re: What Car would the Bad Guys drive today?
Post by: Jaron on September 18, 2009, 01:55:53 PM
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Title: Re: What Car would the Bad Guys drive today?
Post by: Syt on September 18, 2009, 01:57:31 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on September 18, 2009, 01:53:56 PM
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It's the kind of car I like driving in that Need For Speed X360 game.
:wub:
Title: Re: What Car would the Bad Guys drive today?
Post by: DisturbedPervert on September 18, 2009, 02:04:32 PM
I don't know.  What gets the worst gas mileage?  Hummer? Ferrari?  Winnebago?
Title: Re: What Car would the Bad Guys drive today?
Post by: Josquius on September 18, 2009, 02:04:42 PM
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Title: Re: What Car would the Bad Guys drive today?
Post by: Admiral Yi on September 18, 2009, 02:05:39 PM
Beemers and Mercs, gray.
Title: Re: What Car would the Bad Guys drive today?
Post by: Josquius on September 18, 2009, 02:09:48 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on September 18, 2009, 02:04:32 PM
I don't know.  What gets the worst gas mileage?  Hummer? Ferrari?  Winnebago?
Was my thinking too.
But then I figured jeeps with tinted windows are actually real world bad guy cars anyway.
Title: Re: What Car would the Bad Guys drive today?
Post by: Syt on September 18, 2009, 02:12:07 PM
The best result on Google image search for "villain car" is:
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Title: Re: What Car would the Bad Guys drive today?
Post by: Savonarola on September 18, 2009, 02:25:18 PM
My favorite villain, Kwame Kilpatrick, drives a Cadillac Escalade:

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It's pretty pimp, I'll grant you; but it just doesn't have the same evil look as the '68 charger.
Title: Re: What Car would the Bad Guys drive today?
Post by: Syt on September 18, 2009, 02:29:28 PM
What cars do Kim Jong-Il and Chavez and Ahmadinejad drive?
Title: Re: What Car would the Bad Guys drive today?
Post by: PDH on September 18, 2009, 02:30:00 PM
Being bad these days is all about not seeming too bad while ripping off old ladies, shooting auto-rifles into schoolbuses, or selling coke to former presidents.

Bad guys these days would drive a new Beetle, a Mini, or for the ultimate evil, a Smartcar.
Title: Re: What Car would the Bad Guys drive today?
Post by: Syt on September 18, 2009, 02:31:59 PM
Quote from: PDH on September 18, 2009, 02:30:00 PM
or for the ultimate evil, a Smartcar.

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:unsure:
Title: Re: What Car would the Bad Guys drive today?
Post by: charliebear on September 18, 2009, 02:33:14 PM
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You beat me to it.
Title: Re: What Car would the Bad Guys drive today?
Post by: Viking on September 18, 2009, 02:34:50 PM
Quote from: Syt on September 18, 2009, 02:29:28 PM
What cars do Kim Jong-Il and Chavez and Ahmadinejad drive?

Ahmedinejad
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Kim Jong-Il
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populists need to drive the people's cars.
Title: Re: What Car would the Bad Guys drive today?
Post by: jimmy olsen on September 18, 2009, 02:36:20 PM
People in North Korea have cars?
Title: Re: What Car would the Bad Guys drive today?
Post by: Ed Anger on September 18, 2009, 02:38:42 PM
I love those fucking midget cars on the highways. One day, I'm going to pulverize one with my Grand Cherokee.
Title: Re: What Car would the Bad Guys drive today?
Post by: Josquius on September 19, 2009, 06:21:15 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 18, 2009, 02:36:20 PM
People in North Korea have cars?
The people don't, the pigs do.
Title: Re: What Car would the Bad Guys drive today?
Post by: Warspite on September 19, 2009, 06:23:28 AM
Balkan crime lords prefer BMWs and Mercs with heavily tinted windows.

Your more cost-conscious villain, however, is more likely to be seen driving a second-hand Audi these days.
Title: Re: What Car would the Bad Guys drive today?
Post by: Threviel on September 19, 2009, 07:07:01 AM
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Title: Re: What Car would the Bad Guys drive today?
Post by: CountDeMoney on September 19, 2009, 07:09:10 AM
This question has already been answered.

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Title: Re: What Car would the Bad Guys drive today?
Post by: Scipio on September 19, 2009, 07:18:09 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 19, 2009, 07:09:10 AM
This question has already been answered.

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QFT.  Welfare queen drug dealers drive it around here.
Title: Re: What Car would the Bad Guys drive today?
Post by: HisMajestyBOB on September 19, 2009, 11:58:19 AM
Quote from: Warspite on September 19, 2009, 06:23:28 AM
Balkan crime lords prefer BMWs and Mercs with heavily tinted windows.

Your more cost-conscious villain, however, is more likely to be seen driving a second-hand Audi these days.

Times are bad when the economic downturn has hit the criminals, too. :(
Title: Re: What Car would the Bad Guys drive today?
Post by: jimmy olsen on September 19, 2009, 11:59:56 AM
Quote from: Threviel on September 19, 2009, 07:07:01 AM
Fiat_Multipla
Wow, what a horrifically ugly car.
Title: Re: What Car would the Bad Guys drive today?
Post by: Slargos on September 19, 2009, 12:57:16 PM
The Escalade seems to be the vehicle of choice for gangsters, secret government agent men, and various other nefarious characters in modern cinema.

On the flip side, heroes have begun riding the Charger.

Fashions change.
Title: Re: What Car would the Bad Guys drive today?
Post by: Zanza on September 19, 2009, 01:08:39 PM
The most badass looking car in the last years was the Lamborghini Reventon:

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It's a real world Batmobil.  :)