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General Category => Off the Record => Topic started by: Jos Theelen on September 15, 2009, 04:09:07 AM

Title: Bavarian Brewery Claims to Spice Up Sex Lives
Post by: Jos Theelen on September 15, 2009, 04:09:07 AM
Surely this is where millions of men waited for.

QuoteBavarian Brewery Claims to Spice Up Sex Lives

By Josie Cox

A brewmeister in Bavaria is convinced that he has come up with the "world's first sexy beer," a tipple that will not only boost libidos, but also fertility and potency. Will "Erotic Beer" prove to be better than Viagra?

Jürgen Hopf fits the stereotype of a Bavarian beer-maker, with his traditional felt hat, rosy cheeks, and proudly protruding beer-belly. But Hopf has given Germany's favorite drink an unlikely twist, creating libido-enhancing beer.

And the potion which he created almost seven years ago, has gone from strength to strength. Sales of the bottles adorned with a picture of a woman removing her top now make up more than a tenth of all the beer brewed in his village.
Title: Re: Bavarian Brewery Claims to Spice Up Sex Lives
Post by: Valmy on September 15, 2009, 08:31:57 AM
So...how do I get some?
Title: Re: Bavarian Brewery Claims to Spice Up Sex Lives
Post by: Gambrinus on September 15, 2009, 12:52:05 PM
Quote from: Valmy on September 15, 2009, 08:31:57 AM
So...how do I get some?
Right there to the left of the Israeli chewing gum.
Title: Re: Bavarian Brewery Claims to Spice Up Sex Lives
Post by: Syt on September 15, 2009, 12:54:51 PM
With images (in German):
http://kurier.at/multimedia/bilder/1937363.php?bild=1

Likely NSFW (features naked butt)
Title: Re: Bavarian Brewery Claims to Spice Up Sex Lives
Post by: Zanza on September 15, 2009, 01:10:33 PM
 :x A naked hairy dude brewing beer. Don't we have some kind of hygenic regulation that prevents this?
Title: Re: Bavarian Brewery Claims to Spice Up Sex Lives
Post by: Valmy on September 15, 2009, 01:14:33 PM
You know every couple years another product like this hits the news and I never hear about it again.  It is really frustrating.  I blame the vast rightwing conspiracy.
Title: Re: Bavarian Brewery Claims to Spice Up Sex Lives
Post by: Eddie Teach on September 15, 2009, 05:01:51 PM
Quote from: Valmy on September 15, 2009, 08:31:57 AM
So...how do I get some?

Since you're married, I think it involves taking out the garbage and washing the dishes without being asked.
Title: Re: Bavarian Brewery Claims to Spice Up Sex Lives
Post by: Valmy on September 15, 2009, 10:16:18 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 15, 2009, 05:01:51 PM
Since you're married, I think it involves taking out the garbage and washing the dishes without being asked.

I do that anyway.  Taking out the trash and doing the dishes are my chores.