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Title: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: Martinus on March 24, 2009, 05:09:00 PM
The health insurance reform, the stem cell research funding, the lift of the ban on abortion-providing aid organisations' funding, the support for anti-gay-discrimination UN resolutions, moves to repeal "Don't Ask Don't Tell", various personal and political moves from the new administration etc. etc. have restored my faith in the shining beacon on the hill, once again proving that the greatest strength of America comes from its ability to reinvent itself and be reborn in its ideals, like a phoenix.

I love America again.  :cool:
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: The Nickname Who Was Thursday on March 24, 2009, 05:12:33 PM
:mellow:
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: Faeelin on March 24, 2009, 05:15:25 PM
That's adorable, but DADT won't get repealed.
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: Martinus on March 24, 2009, 05:17:14 PM
Quote from: Faeelin on March 24, 2009, 05:15:25 PM
That's adorable, but DADT won't get repealed.
Let's make a bet. The time framework is the end of this term. If we ever meet, the loser buys the winner a drink. (Blowjob is optional).
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: Faeelin on March 24, 2009, 05:23:02 PM
Quote from: Martinus on March 24, 2009, 05:17:14 PM
Quote from: Faeelin on March 24, 2009, 05:15:25 PM
That's adorable, but DADT won't get repealed.
Let's make a bet. The time framework is the end of this term. If we ever meet, the loser buys the winner a drink. (Blowjob is optional).

Do it without the blowjob and sure.
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: Razgovory on March 24, 2009, 05:34:55 PM
You have been to chipper lately. <_<
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: Caliga on March 24, 2009, 05:35:18 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: fhdz on March 24, 2009, 05:46:18 PM
Plus, our President makes Special Olympics jokes on national television!  What's not to love?
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: Admiral Yi on March 24, 2009, 05:47:24 PM
Quote from: Martinus on March 24, 2009, 05:09:00 PM
I love America again.  :cool:
What do we get out of it?
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: Neil on March 24, 2009, 05:49:20 PM
And since Martinus is always wrong about everything, this will lead to the failure of America.
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: Sheilbh on March 24, 2009, 05:49:28 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on March 24, 2009, 05:47:24 PM
Quote from: Martinus on March 24, 2009, 05:09:00 PM
I love America again.  :cool:
What do we get out of it?
Nothing.  I think Will Self's argument that the world has an anger level that's permanently the same is accurate.  So if one person somewhere becomes more mellow, as Marty has (against the odds), then someone somewhere else gets suddenly a lot more angry.
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: fhdz on March 24, 2009, 05:51:13 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on March 24, 2009, 05:49:28 PM
Nothing.  I think Will Self's argument that the world has an anger level that's permanently the same is accurate.  So if one person somewhere becomes more mellow, as Marty has (against the odds), then someone somewhere else gets suddenly a lot more angry.

The Law of Conservation of Whining?
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: Neil on March 24, 2009, 05:55:51 PM
Martinus is lying, at any rate.  His hatred for America is constant and eternal, and goes far deeper than his rather questionable devotion to homosexuality.
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: CountDeMoney on March 24, 2009, 05:57:38 PM
Quote from: Martinus on March 24, 2009, 05:09:00 PM
The health insurance reform, the stem cell research funding, the lift of the ban on abortion-providing aid organisations' funding, the support for anti-gay-discrimination UN resolutions, moves to repeal "Don't Ask Don't Tell", various personal and political moves from the new administration etc. etc. have restored my faith in the shining beacon on the hill, once again proving that the greatest strength of America comes from its ability to reinvent itself and be reborn in its ideals, like a phoenix.

I love America again.  :cool:

On behalf of all Americans, go fuck yourself.
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: Siege on March 24, 2009, 06:57:10 PM
Quote from: Martinus on March 24, 2009, 05:09:00 PM
The health insurance reform, the stem cell research funding, the lift of the ban on abortion-providing aid organisations' funding, the support for anti-gay-discrimination UN resolutions, moves to repeal "Don't Ask Don't Tell", various personal and political moves from the new administration etc. etc. have restored my faith in the shining beacon on the hill, once again proving that the greatest strength of America comes from its ability to reinvent itself and be reborn in its ideals, like a phoenix.

I love America again.  :cool:

So, your love is conditional.
Thanks but you can keep your fucking love.

Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: Weatherman on March 24, 2009, 07:14:31 PM
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Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: Siege on March 24, 2009, 07:28:29 PM
Weatherman, how did you get that video in your signature?

I'm trying to get a gif in there and I can't get it to work.

Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: Weatherman on March 24, 2009, 07:33:01 PM
like this:

[img ]urlgoeshere[ /img]
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: derspiess on March 24, 2009, 07:34:30 PM
Quote from: Martinus on March 24, 2009, 05:09:00 PM
The health insurance reform, the stem cell research funding, the lift of the ban on abortion-providing aid organisations' funding, the support for anti-gay-discrimination UN resolutions, moves to repeal "Don't Ask Don't Tell", various personal and political moves from the new administration etc. etc. have restored my faith in the shining beacon on the hill, once again proving that the greatest strength of America comes from its ability to reinvent itself and be reborn in its ideals, like a phoenix.

I love America again.  :cool:

Get bent.
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: Siege on March 24, 2009, 07:35:41 PM
I doesn't work.

Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: Habbaku on March 24, 2009, 07:37:45 PM
Eliminate the spaces that you have between the brackets, Siege.
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: Weatherman on March 24, 2009, 07:40:06 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on March 24, 2009, 07:37:45 PM
Eliminate the spaces that you have between the brackets, Siege.

What he said; I only put the spaces in as it wouldn't show the code if I did it the normal way.
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: garbon on March 25, 2009, 12:06:45 AM
Quote from: Siege on March 24, 2009, 06:57:10 PM
So, your love is conditional.
Thanks but you can keep your fucking love.

Love should always be conditional.

You try and beat me, and I won't love you anymore.
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: Syt on March 25, 2009, 01:08:35 AM
Quote from: Weatherman on March 24, 2009, 07:33:01 PM
like this:

[img ]urlgoeshere[ /img]

Could you please use something smaller, though? That gif was already annoying as fuck when CdM had it.
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: Alatriste on March 25, 2009, 02:17:39 AM
Quote from: Siege on March 24, 2009, 06:57:10 PM
So, your love is conditional.
Thanks but you can keep your fucking love.

Unconditional love of a country is not caring what the object of your love does, thinks or believes. Like burning heretics in public squares, giving infected blankets to the Indians or forcing people to wear pink triangles... and yellow stars too. Lead to the Dark Side, that way does...
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: Martinus on March 25, 2009, 05:00:49 AM
Quote from: Neil on March 24, 2009, 05:55:51 PM
Martinus is lying, at any rate.  His hatred for America is constant and eternal, and goes far deeper than his rather questionable devotion to homosexuality.
Then I must also love to constantly rekindle that hate, since in each category, be it movies, books, tv series, shows and podcasts, works originating in America are on top of my most favourite list (although probably in the books category they are close second, after the British ones).
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: Martinus on March 25, 2009, 05:01:43 AM
Quote from: Siege on March 24, 2009, 06:57:10 PM
Quote from: Martinus on March 24, 2009, 05:09:00 PM
The health insurance reform, the stem cell research funding, the lift of the ban on abortion-providing aid organisations' funding, the support for anti-gay-discrimination UN resolutions, moves to repeal "Don't Ask Don't Tell", various personal and political moves from the new administration etc. etc. have restored my faith in the shining beacon on the hill, once again proving that the greatest strength of America comes from its ability to reinvent itself and be reborn in its ideals, like a phoenix.

I love America again.  :cool:

So, your love is conditional.
Thanks but you can keep your fucking love.
You are not an American. You are an Arab plant.
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: Neil on March 25, 2009, 06:44:10 AM
Quote from: Martinus on March 25, 2009, 05:00:49 AM
Quote from: Neil on March 24, 2009, 05:55:51 PM
Martinus is lying, at any rate.  His hatred for America is constant and eternal, and goes far deeper than his rather questionable devotion to homosexuality.
Then I must also love to constantly rekindle that hate, since in each category, be it movies, books, tv series, shows and podcasts, works originating in America are on top of my most favourite list (although probably in the books category they are close second, after the British ones).
Exactly.  You're just like an Arab.  You hate, but you can't escape, and that makes you hate all the more.
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: The Minsky Moment on March 25, 2009, 08:41:20 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on March 24, 2009, 05:47:24 PM
Quote from: Martinus on March 24, 2009, 05:09:00 PM
I love America again.  :cool:
What do we get out of it?

Let's just breathe a sign of relief that he isn't into anal.
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: Valmy on March 25, 2009, 08:43:03 AM
Quote from: Martinus on March 24, 2009, 05:09:00 PM
the support for anti-gay-discrimination UN resolutions

We only do that because it pisses Iran off.

:nelson: Iran you are teh backwards
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: Delirium on March 25, 2009, 09:42:16 AM
This thread was fun!
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: The Brain on March 25, 2009, 12:01:15 PM
Well I'm not fucking happy with America. The country is failing, and fast.
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: Lettow77 on March 25, 2009, 01:59:15 PM
If it makes you feel any better, I still hate America and resent its influences.

On the other hand, I like Poland alot.
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: derspiess on March 25, 2009, 02:16:54 PM
Quote from: The Brain on March 25, 2009, 12:01:15 PM
Well I'm not fucking happy with America. The country is failing, and fast.

Hopefully we'll find a Reagan to sweep into office in a few years to restore us to our former glory.
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: Caliga on March 25, 2009, 02:26:47 PM
Quote from: derspiess on March 25, 2009, 02:16:54 PMHopefully we'll find a Reagan to sweep into office in a few years to restore us to our former glory.

If it's not Obama part deux in 2012, it'll be Mitt.
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: Weatherman on March 25, 2009, 02:28:35 PM
Looks like America isn't happy with you Marti.  :lol:
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: Savonarola on March 25, 2009, 02:33:54 PM
The president of the EU just said we were on a highway to hell.  So long as just one European hates us I feel we're doing our job.   :)
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: Iormlund on March 25, 2009, 02:44:41 PM
Quote from: fahdiz on March 24, 2009, 05:51:13 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on March 24, 2009, 05:49:28 PM
Nothing.  I think Will Self's argument that the world has an anger level that's permanently the same is accurate.  So if one person somewhere becomes more mellow, as Marty has (against the odds), then someone somewhere else gets suddenly a lot more angry.

The Law of Conservation of Whining?
:lol:
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: derspiess on March 25, 2009, 04:32:52 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on March 25, 2009, 02:33:54 PM
The president of the EU just said we were on a highway to hell.  So long as just one European hates us I feel we're doing our job.   :)

You'd think that.  But the Czech dude is dead-on, unfortunately.
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: Martinus on March 25, 2009, 04:44:42 PM
Quote from: Weatherman on March 25, 2009, 02:28:35 PM
Looks like America isn't happy with you Marti.  :lol:
The Americans I care for are happy with me. The Americans I'd rather see washed away in the next Katrina aren't. C'est la vie.
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: Martinus on March 25, 2009, 04:45:19 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on March 25, 2009, 02:33:54 PM
The president of the EU just said we were on a highway to hell.  So long as just one European hates us I feel we're doing our job.   :)
There is no president of the EU. It's a Czech guy who like chairs a committee.
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: Razgovory on March 25, 2009, 05:23:44 PM
Quote from: derspiess on March 25, 2009, 02:16:54 PM
Quote from: The Brain on March 25, 2009, 12:01:15 PM
Well I'm not fucking happy with America. The country is failing, and fast.

Hopefully we'll find a Reagan to sweep into office in a few years to restore us to our former glory.

War and recession?
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: Grey Fox on March 25, 2009, 05:26:44 PM
Quote from: Martinus on March 25, 2009, 04:45:19 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on March 25, 2009, 02:33:54 PM
The president of the EU just said we were on a highway to hell.  So long as just one European hates us I feel we're doing our job.   :)
There is no president of the EU. It's a Czech guy who like chairs a committee.

It's not the same without Super Sarko, eh
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: Razgovory on March 25, 2009, 05:28:39 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 25, 2009, 02:26:47 PM
Quote from: derspiess on March 25, 2009, 02:16:54 PMHopefully we'll find a Reagan to sweep into office in a few years to restore us to our former glory.

If it's not Obama part deux in 2012, it'll be Mitt.

Nah, I think'll they shift heavily to the right with less interest in preserving business.  Think more along the lines of Pat Buchananon, Mike Huckabee and Sarah Palin.
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: Savonarola on March 25, 2009, 05:30:11 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 25, 2009, 05:23:44 PM
Quote from: derspiess on March 25, 2009, 02:16:54 PM
Hopefully we'll find a Reagan to sweep into office in a few years to restore us to our former glory.

War and recession?

That's our current glory.  :bowler:
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: fhdz on March 25, 2009, 05:53:11 PM
For the record, I'm happy with Marti.
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: Ed Anger on March 25, 2009, 05:56:44 PM
Quote from: fahdiz on March 25, 2009, 05:53:11 PM
For the record, I'm happy with Marti.

I'd return it for a refund.
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: Weatherman on March 25, 2009, 06:02:41 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 25, 2009, 05:56:44 PM
Quote from: fahdiz on March 25, 2009, 05:53:11 PM
For the record, I'm happy with Marti.

I'd return it for a refund.

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Store credit only.
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: FunkMonk on March 25, 2009, 06:08:29 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on March 25, 2009, 05:30:11 PM
Quote
War and recession?

That's our current glory.  :bowler:

All glory is fleeting.  :cry:
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: Ed Anger on March 25, 2009, 07:18:45 PM
Quote from: Weatherman on March 25, 2009, 06:02:41 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 25, 2009, 05:56:44 PM
Quote from: fahdiz on March 25, 2009, 05:53:11 PM
For the record, I'm happy with Marti.

I'd return it for a refund.

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Store credit only.

I'd take a Lettow, an Isebrand and LanguishChick33, a tube of model glue and a box of matches with that store credit.
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: grumbler on March 25, 2009, 07:42:49 PM
Quote from: The Brain on March 25, 2009, 12:01:15 PM
Well I'm not fucking happy with America. The country is failing, and fast.
[gray fox] America is many countries [/gray fox]
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: Grey Fox on March 25, 2009, 09:39:41 PM
No, I'm okay with America only referring to the US.
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: citizen k on March 25, 2009, 09:44:36 PM
America is divided into North and South America, Central America being part of North America.

Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: Siege on March 27, 2009, 02:46:49 PM
This thread is gay.

Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: Mikael Hakim on March 27, 2009, 03:58:49 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on March 25, 2009, 02:33:54 PM
The president of the EU just said we were on a highway to hell.  So long as just one European hates us I feel we're doing our job.   :)

Lol, President of the EU.
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: Neil on March 27, 2009, 04:01:51 PM
America stands united against Martinus.  I don't think there's a single American who wouldn't love to have Bush back if it would mean angering Martinus.
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: Viking on March 27, 2009, 04:10:19 PM
Quote from: Lettow77 on March 25, 2009, 01:59:15 PM
If it makes you feel any better, I still hate America and resent its influences.

On the other hand, I like Poland alot.

America Love it or Leave it!!!

but then again, you tried... and failed!!! U Suxxorz!!!
Title: Re: America: I'm happy with you
Post by: Lettow77 on March 27, 2009, 04:13:21 PM
Thanks for that. Not to worry- I intend to migrate for Perth later. Where women glow and men plunder.

How's the lesbian prime minister treating you over there?