http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE5kkyucts8
He got laid, she got pregnant, he buggered back to his home country and she made a video for youtube.
Safe for work.
Must have been MB.
She can't remember his name and where he's from?
Wonder if she'd even be able to recognise him...
I smell potential for evil.
What does it matter? With our immigration politics he won't be allowed back in the country.
Nice, looks like she has pretty big boobs. :)
lol what a bimbo
Should I claim little Augustus as my own? :shifty:
The comments are pretty funny. One suggested that this was a PSA for condoms. :D
Quote from: Syt on September 12, 2009, 04:50:59 AM
Must have been MB.
My sperm can penetrate any condom.
Quote from: Jaron on September 12, 2009, 06:37:01 AM
Should I claim little Augustus as my own? :shifty:
Augustulus Jaronicus I?
Quote from: Lucidor on September 12, 2009, 07:08:57 AM
Quote from: Jaron on September 12, 2009, 06:37:01 AM
Should I claim little Augustus as my own? :shifty:
Augustulus Jaronicus I?
This might be his best chance to have a child not tainted by his own genetics.
Quote from: Liep on September 12, 2009, 07:38:13 AM
Quote from: Lucidor on September 12, 2009, 07:08:57 AM
Quote from: Jaron on September 12, 2009, 06:37:01 AM
Should I claim little Augustus as my own? :shifty:
Augustulus Jaronicus I?
This might be his best chance to have a child not tainted by his own genetics.
Fuck you too, bitch, at least I wasn't bald at 20.
Quote from: Jaron on September 12, 2009, 07:51:47 AM
Fuck you too, bitch, at least I wasn't bald at 20.
But.. but.. it skips a generation. So I'll only taint my grandson. :weep:
Quote from: Liep on September 12, 2009, 07:55:05 AM
Quote from: Jaron on September 12, 2009, 07:51:47 AM
Fuck you too, bitch, at least I wasn't bald at 20.
But.. but.. it skips a generation. So I'll only taint my grandson. :weep:
not if you get cuckolded
Liep is bald?
:nelson
Quote from: The Brain on September 12, 2009, 09:58:57 AM
Liep is bald?
:nelson
You will not tease me for long! I am looking into hair plugs.
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F7.media.tumblr.com%2FfB9w5fOYinxsay5gpRuzo0c1o1_400.jpg&hash=ed491e80556e57edf17a683ac52b8cb2f85a2495)
Good for you! :)
Quote from: Liep on September 12, 2009, 07:55:05 AM
But.. but.. it skips a generation. So I'll only taint my grandson. :weep:
Nope; the maternal grandfather bit is urban legend.
Princesca's uncle got hair plugs or whatever and you totally can't tell. :cool:
Quote from: ulmont on September 12, 2009, 10:58:28 AM
Quote from: Liep on September 12, 2009, 07:55:05 AM
But.. but.. it skips a generation. So I'll only taint my grandson. :weep:
Nope; the maternal grandfather bit is urban legend.
Correct, and I'm proof of that. I believed for most of my life that I was safe because my maternal grandfather had a full head of hair. The last couple years have been a rude awakening for me. :weep:
Try castration, it stops male-pattern baldness! :nerd:
Back on topic: The Danish Mother who seeks is just an actor, a childless actor not named Karen. This was just a commercial apparently, though no one knows for what.
Quote from: Liep on September 12, 2009, 03:05:19 PM
a childless actor not named Karen.
That kind of narrows it down.
Quote from: Liep on September 12, 2009, 03:05:19 PM
Back on topic: The Danish Mother who seeks is just an actor, a childless actor not named Karen. This was just a commercial apparently, though no one knows for what.
Condoms?
Quote from: Tonitrus on September 12, 2009, 03:14:31 PM
Condoms?
There is another use-condoms commercial on tv here, so it be could that.
Used condoms commercial? Sounds like Japan.
She's not showing the appropriate level of shame for having whored around.
whored around?
What a dumbass.
I would have hit it if I was drunk and on vacation.
I'd still hit her.
Quote from: Syt on September 13, 2009, 12:18:04 AM
I'd still hit her.
Why? She doesn't seem
that annoying, outside of the kid.
Is it publicity for this guy's book?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ2q7rRDa2g (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ2q7rRDa2g)
Quote from: sbr on September 13, 2009, 12:54:30 AM
Quote from: Syt on September 13, 2009, 12:18:04 AM
I'd still hit her.
Why? She doesn't seem that annoying, outside of the kid.
Let me explain in terms that even Brain would understand:
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi71.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fi121%2Ftigger_playz%2FI__d_hit_it_like_this_.jpg&hash=4f73c5714084c95d65db324f92f4a0b5946217ee)
I understand "I'd hit it"
Why would you want to hit her though? She seems nice enough, and puts out too.
Quote from: sbr on September 13, 2009, 02:11:26 AM
I understand "I'd hit it"
Why would you want to hit her though? She seems nice enough, and puts out too.
I'd punch her, just for being Danish. If she really is.
Every Dane deserves a good beating.
Quote from: Syt on September 13, 2009, 01:25:05 AM
Quote from: sbr on September 13, 2009, 12:54:30 AM
Quote from: Syt on September 13, 2009, 12:18:04 AM
I'd still hit her.
Why? She doesn't seem that annoying, outside of the kid.
Let me explain in terms that even Brain would understand:
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi71.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fi121%2Ftigger_playz%2FI__d_hit_it_like_this_.jpg&hash=4f73c5714084c95d65db324f92f4a0b5946217ee)
Wellington fetish? You must have me confused with someone else.
aw shucks.. it's a bluff...
http://www.bt.dk/danmark/dansk-youtube-mor-hedder-ditte
motive? just a prank to trap the credulous?
Quote from: Viking on September 13, 2009, 07:36:58 AM
aw shucks.. it's a bluff...
http://www.bt.dk/danmark/dansk-youtube-mor-hedder-ditte
Is bt.dk affiliated in some way with German tabloid rag BILD? The style of online presence is eerily similar.
http://www.bt.dk/
vs.
http://www.bild.de/
Quote from: saskganesh on September 13, 2009, 07:43:06 AM
motive? just a prank to trap the credulous?
not sure yet.. when the original first came out there were suggestions that this was a condom commercial.. nothing definitive.
Quote from: Syt on September 13, 2009, 08:01:38 AM
Quote from: Viking on September 13, 2009, 07:36:58 AM
aw shucks.. it's a bluff...
http://www.bt.dk/danmark/dansk-youtube-mor-hedder-ditte
Is bt.dk affiliated in some way with German tabloid rag BILD? The style of online presence is eerily similar.
http://www.bt.dk/
vs.
http://www.bild.de/
No, BT is owned by norwegian industrial, media and consumer goods group Orkla (http://www.orkla.com/eway/default.aspx?pid=243) (my local multinational, they own Carlsberg as well)
Bild is owned by the german Springer Presse (how do you say Rupert Murdoch in German?) and to the best of my knowledge has nothing to do with Orkla.
Image Googling for Ditte Jørgensen nets a handful results, like this one:
http://www.eufagligt.dk/artikel/faelles_indsats_overfor_udenlandske_arbejdere/
"Fælles indsats overfor udenlandske arbejdere" (Full effort for foreign workers?)
Quote from: Viking on September 13, 2009, 08:05:49 AM
Bild is owned by the german Springer Presse (how do you say Rupert Murdoch in German?) and to the best of my knowledge has nothing to do with Orkla.
Yeah, I checked their international contacts; it seems they focus on Eastern Europe and Turkey (e.g. Hürriyet looks like a clone of Bild ... I see some people read it on the subway).
Quote from: Syt on September 13, 2009, 08:09:18 AM
Image Googling for Ditte Jørgensen nets a handful results, like this one:
http://www.eufagligt.dk/artikel/faelles_indsats_overfor_udenlandske_arbejdere/
"Fælles indsats overfor udenlandske arbejdere" (Full effort for foreign workers?)
Common effort for foreign workers.
Quote from: Syt on September 13, 2009, 08:09:18 AM
Image Googling for Ditte Jørgensen nets a handful results, like this one:
That's a pretty common name here, though. Orkla owns Carlsberg? :yeahright:
Quote from: Liep on September 13, 2009, 09:10:44 AM
Quote from: Syt on September 13, 2009, 08:09:18 AM
Image Googling for Ditte Jørgensen nets a handful results, like this one:
That's a pretty common name here, though. Orkla owns Carlsberg? :yeahright:
Yeah, but not many go with an image to match. :P
Quote from: Syt on September 13, 2009, 09:17:08 AM
Yeah, but not many go with an image to match. :P
Did you facebook her? :P
Quote from: Viking on September 13, 2009, 08:05:49 AM
Quote from: Syt on September 13, 2009, 08:01:38 AM
Quote from: Viking on September 13, 2009, 07:36:58 AM
aw shucks.. it's a bluff...
http://www.bt.dk/danmark/dansk-youtube-mor-hedder-ditte
Is bt.dk affiliated in some way with German tabloid rag BILD? The style of online presence is eerily similar.
http://www.bt.dk/
vs.
http://www.bild.de/
No, BT is owned by norwegian industrial, media and consumer goods group Orkla (http://www.orkla.com/eway/default.aspx?pid=243) (my local multinational, they own Carlsberg as well)
Bild is owned by the german Springer Presse (how do you say Rupert Murdoch in German?) and to the best of my knowledge has nothing to do with Orkla.
Orkla doesn't own Carlsberg. The two companies merged their brewing activities in 2001 with 60 % to Carlsberg and 40 % to Orkla. The relationship ended after Carlsberg purchased Orkla's 40 % in 2004.
Edit: The main shareholder in Carlsberg A/S is the Carlsberg Foundation who are obliged to owns at least 51 % of the votes. The only other shareholder with over 5 % of the shares is ATP (a pension fund). I own one share :P
Quote from: Liep on September 13, 2009, 09:10:44 AM
Quote from: Syt on September 13, 2009, 08:09:18 AM
Image Googling for Ditte Jørgensen nets a handful results, like this one:
That's a pretty common name here, though. Orkla owns Carlsberg? :yeahright:
I found out I'm wrong, they sold Carlsberg in 2004.
Quote from: Liep on September 13, 2009, 09:19:01 AM
Quote from: Syt on September 13, 2009, 09:17:08 AM
Yeah, but not many go with an image to match. :P
Did you facebook her? :P
What is this "facebook" you talk of?
What I want to know is how on earth this thing spread.
It wasn't that special a video, how did people find it first and make it so popular...
Its a danish turist organisation that is behind the video. I guess the message is: Danish girls are blond and easy, come and get them... :P
Quote from: Mr.Penguin on September 13, 2009, 12:09:00 PM
Its a danish turist organisation that is behind the video. I guess the message is: Danish girls are blond and easy, come and get them... :P
Everyone's dream is one night stand turned fatherhood...
Quote from: garbon on September 13, 2009, 12:17:19 PM
Quote from: Mr.Penguin on September 13, 2009, 12:09:00 PM
Its a danish turist organisation that is behind the video. I guess the message is: Danish girls are blond and easy, come and get them... :P
Everyone's dream is one night stand turned fatherhood...
See, that is the point, fatherhood means notthing if you are able to leave the country, go for it and run for the border as soon she start the: "horny, that is something I need to tell you"...
Quote from: Mr.Penguin on September 13, 2009, 12:20:55 PM
Quote from: garbon on September 13, 2009, 12:17:19 PM
Quote from: Mr.Penguin on September 13, 2009, 12:09:00 PM
Its a danish turist organisation that is behind the video. I guess the message is: Danish girls are blond and easy, come and get them... :P
Everyone's dream is one night stand turned fatherhood...
See, that is the point, fatherhood means notthing if you are able to leave the country, go for it and run for the border as soon she start the: "horny, that is something I need to tell you"...
:lol:
Quote from: Syt on September 13, 2009, 12:21:33 PM
Quote from: Mr.Penguin on September 13, 2009, 12:20:55 PM
Quote from: garbon on September 13, 2009, 12:17:19 PM
Quote from: Mr.Penguin on September 13, 2009, 12:09:00 PM
Its a danish turist organisation that is behind the video. I guess the message is: Danish girls are blond and easy, come and get them... :P
Everyone's dream is one night stand turned fatherhood...
See, that is the point, fatherhood means notthing if you are able to leave the country, go for it and run for the border as soon she start the: "horny, that is something I need to tell you"...
:lol:
Ok ok, it should have been "honey", but why not horny... :lol:
QuoteJournalist: Why do you chose to sell Denmark as a country where drunk women has unprotective sex with random tourists?
Tourist organization woman: That's not a story I can recognize. We're telling a good and sweet story about a mature, responsible woman who lives in a free society and takes the consequence of her actions. And that she uses a modern and a social media.
And this was done with tax payer money. :lol:
Quote from: Liep on September 13, 2009, 03:43:16 PM
QuoteJournalist: Why do you chose to sell Denmark as a country where drunk women has unprotective sex with random tourists?
Tourist organization woman: That's not a story I can recognize. We're telling a good and sweet story about a mature, responsible woman who lives in a free society and takes the consequence of her actions. And that she uses a modern and a social media.
And this was done with tax payer money. :lol:
WTF? :lol:
Is there an English link?
This just might be the dumbest tourist ad campaign I've ever heard of.
Quote from: Malthus on September 13, 2009, 04:20:15 PM
Quote from: Liep on September 13, 2009, 03:43:16 PM
QuoteJournalist: Why do you chose to sell Denmark as a country where drunk women has unprotective sex with random tourists?
Tourist organization woman: That's not a story I can recognize. We're telling a good and sweet story about a mature, responsible woman who lives in a free society and takes the consequence of her actions. And that she uses a modern and a social media.
And this was done with tax payer money. :lol:
WTF? :lol:
Is there an English link?
This just might be the dumbest tourist ad campaign I've ever heard of.
Just google translate, it does scandiweenie well.
Yeah, VisitDenmark.dk has a new campaign slogan, "Free the Dane In You", this is then accompanied by pictures of naked women running into the sea.
Quote from: Malthus on September 13, 2009, 04:20:15 PM
Quote from: Liep on September 13, 2009, 03:43:16 PM
QuoteJournalist: Why do you chose to sell Denmark as a country where drunk women has unprotective sex with random tourists?
Tourist organization woman: That's not a story I can recognize. We're telling a good and sweet story about a mature, responsible woman who lives in a free society and takes the consequence of her actions. And that she uses a modern and a social media.
And this was done with tax payer money. :lol:
WTF? :lol:
Is there an English link?
This just might be the dumbest tourist ad campaign I've ever heard of.
They're just trafficking in the truth. -_-
So the feminists are pissed off here.. and well everybody else is too. Generally people are saying that it was a clever way to reach many people around the world, but it was a shame that the content was so utterly stupid.
Quote from: Viking on September 13, 2009, 07:36:58 AM
aw shucks.. it's a bluff...
http://www.bt.dk/danmark/dansk-youtube-mor-hedder-ditte
And it's written in orcish or something. Fuck that.
Quote from: Malthus on September 13, 2009, 04:20:15 PM
WTF? :lol:
Is there an English link?
This just might be the dumbest tourist ad campaign I've ever heard of.
:huh:
Come again?
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 13, 2009, 06:10:17 PM
Quote from: Malthus on September 13, 2009, 04:20:15 PM
WTF? :lol:
Is there an English link?
This just might be the dumbest tourist ad campaign I've ever heard of.
:boff:
Cum again!
There, fixed it for you!
You removed my beautiful ambiguity. :(
So it was really the Danish tourist board? :blink:
Quote from: Tyr on September 13, 2009, 06:19:47 PM
So it was really the Danish tourist board? :blink:
Yes, unfortunately.....
I wish they had given me a free blonde whore on my visit.
Quote from: Malthus on September 13, 2009, 04:20:15 PM
Quote from: Liep on September 13, 2009, 03:43:16 PM
QuoteJournalist: Why do you chose to sell Denmark as a country where drunk women has unprotective sex with random tourists?
Tourist organization woman: That's not a story I can recognize. We're telling a good and sweet story about a mature, responsible woman who lives in a free society and takes the consequence of her actions. And that she uses a modern and a social media.
And this was done with tax payer money. :lol:
WTF? :lol:
Is there an English link?
This just might be the dumbest tourist ad campaign I've ever heard of.
Worse than the proposal in the U.S.? You know, because too few tourists come to the U.S., every visitor should pay 10$? That will be used for tourism advertismenets?
http://www.house.gov/apps/list/press/ma10_delahunt/travelbill09.html
i'd hit liep, that bastard never introduced me to his sister <_<
Quote from: katmai on September 14, 2009, 02:58:58 AM
i'd hit liep, that bastard never introduced me to his sister <_<
VisitDenmark, then. <_<
Quote from: Liep on September 14, 2009, 04:24:25 AM
Quote from: katmai on September 14, 2009, 02:58:58 AM
i'd hit liep, that bastard never introduced me to his sister <_<
VisitDenmark, then. <_<
that was never part of the agreement!
Quote from: Viking on September 13, 2009, 06:22:52 PM
Quote from: Tyr on September 13, 2009, 06:19:47 PM
So it was really the Danish tourist board? :blink:
Yes, unfortunately.....
....:blink:
WTF.
I could understand it as a ad for something (condoms, abstinence, some sort of communications service to help you keep in touch) but the Danish tourist board?
'Visit Denmark. Our women are easy whilst our child support service sucks. You can imprengate them then bugger off back home risk free!'
Damn I'm sure the women of Denmark are happy about this!
Quote from: Tyr on September 14, 2009, 05:16:07 AM
....:blink:
WTF.
I could understand it as a ad for something (condoms, abstinence, some sort of communications service to help you keep in touch) but the Danish tourist board?
'Visit Denmark. Our women are easy whilst our child support service sucks. You can imprengate them then bugger off back home risk free!'
Damn I'm sure the women of Denmark are happy about this!
Don't tell me this didn't make you consider going on vacation to denmark!
wow. this seems ill conceived. perhaps it will birth a new era of tourism, pregnant with possibilities.
Quote from: Viking on September 14, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Don't tell me this didn't make you consider going on vacation to denmark!
I'm thinking of moving there post uni so....that would be awkward.
Quote from: Syt on September 13, 2009, 10:21:33 PM
Quote from: Malthus on September 13, 2009, 04:20:15 PM
Quote from: Liep on September 13, 2009, 03:43:16 PM
QuoteJournalist: Why do you chose to sell Denmark as a country where drunk women has unprotective sex with random tourists?
Tourist organization woman: That's not a story I can recognize. We're telling a good and sweet story about a mature, responsible woman who lives in a free society and takes the consequence of her actions. And that she uses a modern and a social media.
And this was done with tax payer money. :lol:
WTF? :lol:
Is there an English link?
This just might be the dumbest tourist ad campaign I've ever heard of.
Worse than the proposal in the U.S.? You know, because too few tourists come to the U.S., every visitor should pay 10$? That will be used for tourism advertismenets?
http://www.house.gov/apps/list/press/ma10_delahunt/travelbill09.html
That's not an ad campaign. :contract:
I mean, what's the message of this Danish campaigh? "Our women are easy and don't use birth control"? :lol:
The 'our women are easy' part is quite compelling a reason to visit Denmark. :)
The 'you have a kid with a random stranger who thinks all Americans are JR Ewing and therefore wants a buttload of child support' part is not so compelling a reason to visit Denmark. :)
The Danes need to do a bit more research about AmeriKKKa. DO OVER, EPIC FAIL :(
Quote from: Caliga on September 14, 2009, 08:41:47 AM
The Danes need to do a bit more research about AmeriKKKa. DO OVER, EPIC FAIL :(
We're quite contempt with our view of America, though I do agree that this is a huge fail.
Quote from: Liep on September 14, 2009, 11:28:42 AM
We're quite contempt with our view of America
:lol: Freudian slip?
I assume he meant to type 'content'. -_-
Oops. :blush:
The campaign has been ended. :(
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/8258473.stm
QuoteDenmark pulls 'promiscuous' video
A video promoting tourism in Denmark has been removed from YouTube after complaints it promoted promiscuity.
The three-minute clip shows a young blonde woman, trying to find a man whom she had a one night stand with, who fathered her child "August".
VisitDenmark's manager, Dorte Kiilerich said the film was supposed to be a "nice and sweet story of a woman".
But Denmark's Economy Minister, Lene Espersen, said it "was not a very well-thought-out picture of the country".
In the advert, the woman says - in English - that she was "trying to find August's father".
"We met one night a year and a half ago when you were on vacation here in Denmark.
"We met... and then decided to have a drink and, yeah, it's really embarrassing but it's more or less what I remember.
"I don't remember where you're from or even your name."
'Tasteless'
Critics says the video implied that along with traditional tourism, Denmark was a place to go to have unprotected sex with strangers.
One Danish newspaper, Ekstra Bladet, labelled it "grotesque" and a "waste of taxpayers' money".
The video also prompted a slew of angry comments, with one user saying it was a "tasteless, tactless way of attracting attention".
Ms Kiilerich said she regretted any offence the video may have caused, but the intent had been to tell "a nice and sweet story about a grown-up woman who lives in a free society and accepts the consequences of her actions".
The YouTube clip received more than 800,000 hits and although the official video has been removed, copies have been spreading across YouTube.
It has also spawned numerous parodies, with men from across the world saying they were "not bimbos" and trying to find the mother of their child.
Scandanavian culture promotes promiscuity.
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 16, 2009, 03:58:45 PM
The campaign has been ended. :(
Heh, hard to imagine how anyone thought it was a great idea in the first place. :D Though it did admittedly get attention.
Quote from: Malthus on September 16, 2009, 04:13:17 PM
Heh, hard to imagine how anyone thought it was a great idea in the first place. :D Though it did admittedly get attention.
Yeah, I don't really see how the
intended "nice and sweet story" relates to tourism. Yay, Danes don't terminate accidental pregnancies...I wanna visit! :w00t:
Quote from: Malthus on September 16, 2009, 04:13:17 PM
Heh, hard to imagine how anyone thought it was a great idea in the first place. :D Though it did admittedly get attention.
There is the school of thought that holds that any attention is good, even if it is bad. -_-
Poor little August, exploited on tv. Hes going to grow up to be the National Bastard of Denmark.
Quote from: Caliga on September 16, 2009, 04:38:41 PM
Quote from: Malthus on September 16, 2009, 04:13:17 PM
Heh, hard to imagine how anyone thought it was a great idea in the first place. :D Though it did admittedly get attention.
There is the school of thought that holds that any attention is good, even if it is bad. -_-
<- ^_^
So this was on the O'Reilly Factor? Saw a short interview with "Karen" on Danish tv and I'm now willing to bet she'll make a grand career here. Also Danes: Anders Lund Madsen's new talkshow is great. :yes: