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Title: Teh outside world is: on to us!
Post by: Caliga on September 09, 2009, 02:25:21 PM
OMG OMG OMG :o

QuoteOC Assemblyman In Bed With Lobbyist . . . No, Literally In Bed
By R. Scott Moxley
Duvall ran from reporters today in the capitol

​SACRAMENTO--Freshmen legislators arriving in Sacramento receive advice from veteran
 politicians about the intricacies of working in California's capital. One of those tips is to remember that microphones broadcasting legislative debates can also capture embarrassing, career-ending personal admissions if a politician isn't careful. Michael D. Duvall, Orange County's 72nd Assembly
District representative, must have forgotten the warning.

In July--two days after Assembly Speaker Karen Bass and Republican leader Sam Blakeslee put Duvall on the Rules Committee that oversees member ethics--the second-term, conservative, Republican assemblyman sat in a public hearing and vividly described lewd details about his trysts with a female lobbyist whose clients had business before another committee on which
 Duvall sits.


Duvall, speaking to a relatively mum Republican colleague seated to his left, apparently had no idea his dais microphone became live beginning about a minute before the start of a cable-televised committee hearing. He was captured in the middle of recounting portions of an affair.


"She wears little eye-patch underwear," said Duvall, who is married with two children. "So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And
 so, we had made love Wednesday--a lot! And so she'll, she's all, 'I am going 
up and down the stairs, and you're dripping out of me!' So messy!"

That line may quickly become part of colorful Sacramento political lore. In the meantime, it leads me to a question: Can someone please buy the assemblyman a box of condoms?


Duvall--who was twice a president of the Yorba Linda Chamber of Commerce, served two terms as mayor of Yorba Linda before entering the assembly in
 2006, and is the owner of an insurance agency--continues his tale: "So, I am getting into spanking her. Yeah, I like it. I like spanking her. She goes, 'I know you like spanking me.' I said, 'Yeah! Because you're such a bad girl!'"

He then laughed.


The assemblyman representing Anaheim, Fullerton, Placentia, Orange, Brea, La
 Habra and Yorba Linda then offered clues to the identity of his sex partner.


"And so her birthday was Monday," he said at the Wednesday, July 8 committee hearing. "I was 54 on June 14, so for a month, she was 19 years younger than 
me. I said, 'Now, you're getting old. I am going to have to trade you in.' And she goes, '[I'm] 36.' She is 18 years younger than me. And so I keep
 teasing her, and she goes, 'I know you French men. You divide your age by 
two and add seven, and if you're older than that, you dump us.'"

According to voter-registration records reviewed by the Weekly, veteran Sacramento-based lobbyist Heidi DeJong Barsuglia turned 36 years old on Monday, July 6.

Legislative sources say they have witnessed Duvall, who is vice chairman of 
the Assembly's powerful Committee on Utilities & Commerce, socializing after-hours with Barsuglia. Sources--who asked for anonymity because of 
Duvall's power in the capital--say Susan Duvall usually stays in Orange
 County during the week, when her husband flies to Sacramento. They also say 
they have seen Duvall with Barsuglia in restaurants, "arm-in-arm" at political fund-raising events and even shopping together for groceries just blocks from the capitol building.


"Their relationship is the worst-kept secret in Sacramento," a capitol staffer recently told me. "He's old and fat. She's hot, blonde and about 20
 years younger. He could have never gotten a woman like that before he got
 this job.'"

In April--two months after Duvall became vice chairman of the Utilities & 
Commerce committee--privately owned California utility giant Sempra Energy hired Barsuglia as one of its top lobbyists, according to Secretary of State
 records.
 Barsuglia, who has a law degree and once worked as a speechwriter for
 Governor Pete Wilson, had previously worked at the California Retailers 
Association (CRA). During 25 months of work at CRA, she reported that she incurred no reportable lobbying expenses. She joined Sempra after the 
departure of another lobbyist: David Hayes, who was named deputy director of the Interior Department by President Barack Obama.
 The San Diego-based utility conglomerate (created in 1998 by Southern California Edison and San Diego Gas & Electric) isn't shy about lobbying
 lawmakers for favorable treatment. This session, they gave Duvall $1,500 in campaign contributions. In May, the assemblyman officially adopted the company's negative view on Assembly Bill 64, which proposes increasing the percentage of electricity the utilities must procure from environmentally
 sensitive sources.


Repeatedly asked to explain his recorded sexual boasting, a red-faced Duvall fled me and another reporter, Dave Lopez of KCBS in Los Angeles, three times this afternoon in capitol hallways. He also ignored three handwritten interview requests that were delivered to him on the floor of the assembly. Said one assembly employee who witnessed the scene, "It definitely looks like he is afraid of you guys."

Barsuglia did not responded to a request for an interview made at Sempra's offices located across the street from the capitol building.

Sempra's 2008-2009 "Code of Business Conduct" states, "We've built [the company's] rich tradition because of the emphasis we place on ethical business conduct and compliance with the laws and regulations that govern
our business. We don't compromise on either for the sake of success"

But Duvall wasn't content to just share one adulterous tale at the July 8 committee hearing. He referenced a second, simultaneous affair with another woman. He seemed amused that he was cheating on both his wife and a mistress.

"Oh, yeah, Sher, Shar, Shar," Duvall said. "Oh, she is hot! I talked to her yesterday. She goes, 'So are we finished?' I go, 'No, we're not finished.' I go, 'You know about the other one [Barsuglia], but she doesn't know about you!'"

The assemblyman punctuated his observation with laughter.


During his political career, Duvall has unabashedly espoused conservative
 principles and is known as a partisan Republican with a knack for theatrics:
 He has noisily driven his Harley-Davidson motorcycle to functions. In 2008, 
Duvall blasted efforts to condone gay marriage. Legislatively, he has 
proposed bills to aid the insurance industry and government contractors 
feeding off the state's massive transportation kitty.
 He has offered a law to alter the First Amendment rights of Americans by
 banning anti-war activists from putting the names of fallen soldiers on 
T-shirts with messages such as "Bush lied" on the front and "They died" on the back; he observed that the dead soldiers fought to protect freedom, and "opportunists" should not be allowed to "exploit" the sacrifices with political messages opposing war.


Such thinking impressed certain constituencies. Earlier this year, the man who never graduated from high school received "100 percent" approval scores 
by the California Republican Assembly, the state's leading conservative outfit, and the Capitol Resource Institute (CRI), a fierce guardian of traditional family values.


"Assemblyman Duvall has been a consistent trooper for the conservative causes," CRI president Karen England announced in March. "For the last two years, he has voted time and time again to protect and preserve family values in California. We are grateful for his support of California
 families.'"

Acknowledging the CRI award, Duvall observed in a press release that as long as he is in office, he would work to protect "California families" from "constant assault in Sacramento."
Title: Re: Teh outside world is: on to us!
Post by: Malthus on September 09, 2009, 02:30:28 PM
They were both alive and women, so not the most scandalous.  ;)

Any pics of the chicks?
Title: Re: Teh outside world is: on to us!
Post by: Caliga on September 09, 2009, 02:31:01 PM
Searching, no luck so far.
Title: Re: Teh outside world is: on to us!
Post by: ulmont on September 09, 2009, 02:32:54 PM
Quote from: Caliga on September 09, 2009, 02:25:21 PM
OMG OMG OMG :o

Quote"She wears little eye-patch underwear," said Duvall, who is married with two children. "So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And
 so, we had made love Wednesday--a lot! And so she'll, she's all, 'I am going 
up and down the stairs, and you're dripping out of me!' So messy!"

Thanks, Cal.  I never needed to read about California legislators' dripping cum.
Title: Re: Teh outside world is: on to us!
Post by: Malthus on September 09, 2009, 02:33:12 PM
Quote from: Caliga on September 09, 2009, 02:31:01 PM
Searching, no luck so far.

Here you go:

http://www.zimbio.com/Heidi+DeJong+Barsuglia/articles/9zsjD2GhZMZ/Heidi+DeJong+Barsuglia+Mike+Duvall+Affair
Title: Re: Teh outside world is: on to us!
Post by: Caliga on September 09, 2009, 02:34:03 PM
I need a body shot.
Title: Re: Teh outside world is: on to us!
Post by: Caliga on September 09, 2009, 02:34:47 PM
Quote from: ulmont on September 09, 2009, 02:32:54 PM
Thanks, Cal.  I never needed to read about California legislators' dripping cum.
Yes you did.  It's a rite of passage, young man.
Title: Re: Teh outside world is: on to us!
Post by: ulmont on September 09, 2009, 02:37:47 PM
Quote from: Caliga on September 09, 2009, 02:34:47 PM
Quote from: ulmont on September 09, 2009, 02:32:54 PM
Thanks, Cal.  I never needed to read about California legislators' dripping cum.
Yes you did.  It's a rite of passage, young man.

And one I can never unsee.  I suspect I'm older than you, though.
Title: Re: Teh outside world is: on to us!
Post by: Caliga on September 09, 2009, 02:38:42 PM
My 'actual age' is 32 but my 'apparent age' is probably more like 55.  :cool:
Title: Re: Teh outside world is: on to us!
Post by: ulmont on September 09, 2009, 02:42:19 PM
Quote from: Caliga on September 09, 2009, 02:38:42 PM
My 'actual age' is 32 but my 'apparent age' is probably more like 55.  :cool:

Same over here, actually, although my back is arguing for 70 on the 'only as old as you feel' scale.
Title: Re: Teh outside world is: on to us!
Post by: Ed Anger on September 09, 2009, 02:47:27 PM
Awesome.
Title: Re: Teh outside world is: on to us!
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on September 09, 2009, 06:13:49 PM
This guy sounds like his actual age is 13.  Fucksakes, I've heard fratboys talk with more class.
Title: Re: Teh outside world is: on to us!
Post by: Caliga on September 09, 2009, 06:14:33 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on September 09, 2009, 06:13:49 PM
This guy sounds like his actual age is 13.  Fucksakes, I've heard fratboys talk with more class.
Well let's not forget that he's a politician. :)
Title: Re: Teh outside world is: on to us!
Post by: Ed Anger on September 09, 2009, 06:17:59 PM
I have no class.
Title: Re: Teh outside world is: on to us!
Post by: jimmy olsen on September 09, 2009, 06:26:53 PM
Quote from: Caliga on September 09, 2009, 06:14:33 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on September 09, 2009, 06:13:49 PM
This guy sounds like his actual age is 13.  Fucksakes, I've heard fratboys talk with more class.
Well let's not forget that he's a politician. :)
He's just expressing bipartisan solidarity with Ted Kennedy.
Title: Re: Teh outside world is: on to us!
Post by: Admiral Yi on September 09, 2009, 06:27:34 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 09, 2009, 06:17:59 PM
I have no class.
You have a little class.
Title: Re: Teh outside world is: on to us!
Post by: Ed Anger on September 09, 2009, 06:39:11 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on September 09, 2009, 06:27:34 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 09, 2009, 06:17:59 PM
I have no class.
You have a little class.

I have none.
Title: Re: Teh outside world is: on to us!
Post by: Admiral Yi on September 09, 2009, 06:40:09 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 09, 2009, 06:39:11 PM
I have none.
I concede the point.
Title: Re: Teh outside world is: on to us!
Post by: Ed Anger on September 09, 2009, 06:43:00 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on September 09, 2009, 06:40:09 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 09, 2009, 06:39:11 PM
I have none.
I concede the point.

Damn right. I can drop leaky vagina into any conversation.
Title: Re: Teh outside world is: on to us!
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on September 09, 2009, 06:57:14 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 09, 2009, 06:43:00 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on September 09, 2009, 06:40:09 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 09, 2009, 06:39:11 PM
I have none.
I concede the point.

Damn right. I can drop leaky vagina into any conversation.
That should be a Languish challenge.  How many threads can you fit int hat?
Title: Re: Teh outside world is: on to us!
Post by: Martinus on September 10, 2009, 03:55:40 AM
Another anti-gay "traditional family values" pervy scumbag.

Is it me or are these scandals more frequent of late? The right is losing any moral highground it may have claimed to have.  :lol:
Title: Re: Teh outside world is: on to us!
Post by: Malthus on September 10, 2009, 08:07:11 AM
Quote from: Martinus on September 10, 2009, 03:55:40 AM
Another anti-gay "traditional family values" pervy scumbag.

Is it me or are these scandals more frequent of late? The right is losing any moral highground it may have claimed to have.  :lol:

Heh, not really: the fact of "falling from grace" by being revealed as reveling in all of the stuff they condemn doesn't really damage the "moral right", it strengthens it.

The reason is this: moral "rightness", in sexual matters at least, is based on the act of condemning someone. The fact that someone has "fallen from grace" just demonstrates the power of the condemnation.

You will know that the "moral right' has lost the high ground when some politico caught fucking a whore or another dude or whatever says to the public "you know, it is none of your goddam business who I chose to fuck".  ;)  The ritual of the carefully-worded "regret" plus resignation for being "caught" merely strengthens the notion that what he did was indeed a sin and a big deal - sure he's a hypocrite, but then, we are all of us "sinners".
Title: Re: Teh outside world is: on to us!
Post by: KRonn on September 10, 2009, 08:28:35 AM
Too funny. What a "messy" situation this guy has gotten himself into..... 

And the woman is no better but at least she has less to lose, perhaps, depending on  her own ambitions. Unless her ambition centers around having sex, maybe winding up pregnant (ala John Edwards lover), with a married with children older guy who she's just having an affair with because he's a power broker.
Title: Re: Teh outside world is: on to us!
Post by: viper37 on September 10, 2009, 08:36:51 AM
Quote from: Martinus on September 10, 2009, 03:55:40 AM
Is it me or are these scandals more frequent of late? The right is losing any moral highground it may have claimed to have.  :lol:
they come in phase, imho.  Last time, it was a wave of preachers, now it's a wave of politicians.


Btw, here's the video where he brags about it:
http://cbs2.com/video/[email protected]
Title: Re: Teh outside world is: on to us!
Post by: Malthus on September 10, 2009, 08:55:30 AM
Quote from: viper37 on September 10, 2009, 08:36:51 AM
Quote from: Martinus on September 10, 2009, 03:55:40 AM
Is it me or are these scandals more frequent of late? The right is losing any moral highground it may have claimed to have.  :lol:
they come in phase, imho.  Last time, it was a wave of preachers, now it's a wave of politicians.


Btw, here's the video where he brags about it:
http://cbs2.com/video/[email protected]

Man, he's not very attractive.  :(
Title: Re: Teh outside world is: on to us!
Post by: Valmy on September 10, 2009, 09:30:45 AM
Quote from: KRonn on September 10, 2009, 08:28:35 AM
And the woman is no better

Far worse.  She banged a repulsive old fat man and he is only a state representative.  I mean at least go for a US Congressman if you are going to debase yourself that thoroughly.
Title: Re: Teh outside world is: on to us!
Post by: Ed Anger on September 10, 2009, 09:32:05 AM
Frankly, he is my hero.
Title: Re: Teh outside world is: on to us!
Post by: ulmont on September 10, 2009, 01:26:41 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 10, 2009, 09:32:05 AM
Frankly, he is my hero.

You might want to reconsider:

"[M]y decision to resign is in no way an admission that I had an affair or affairs. My offense was engaging in inappropriate story-telling and I regret my language and choice of words."
http://www.duvallforassembly.com/resignation.html

I have to say, the "no, really, I was lying when I said I fucked the shit out of her" defense is more than a little lame.
Title: Re: Teh outside world is: on to us!
Post by: Eddie Teach on September 10, 2009, 01:54:12 PM
Quote from: ulmont on September 10, 2009, 01:26:41 PM
You might want to reconsider:

"[M]y decision to resign is in no way an admission that I had an affair or affairs. My offense was engaging in inappropriate story-telling and I regret my language and choice of words."
http://www.duvallforassembly.com/resignation.html

I have to say, the "no, really, I was lying when I said I fucked the shit out of her" defense is more than a little lame.

If people choose to buy it, it may save the woman's career. Seems reasonable to me.
Title: Re: Teh outside world is: on to us!
Post by: Sheilbh on September 10, 2009, 03:34:52 PM
Quote from: Malthus on September 10, 2009, 08:07:11 AM
You will know that the "moral right' has lost the high ground when some politico caught fucking a whore or another dude or whatever says to the public "you know, it is none of your goddam business who I chose to fuck".  ;)  The ritual of the carefully-worded "regret" plus resignation for being "caught" merely strengthens the notion that what he did was indeed a sin and a big deal - sure he's a hypocrite, but then, we are all of us "sinners".
So, France is where the 'moral right' has lost its high ground?
Title: Re: Teh outside world is: on to us!
Post by: Malthus on September 10, 2009, 03:48:58 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on September 10, 2009, 03:34:52 PM
Quote from: Malthus on September 10, 2009, 08:07:11 AM
You will know that the "moral right' has lost the high ground when some politico caught fucking a whore or another dude or whatever says to the public "you know, it is none of your goddam business who I chose to fuck".  ;)  The ritual of the carefully-worded "regret" plus resignation for being "caught" merely strengthens the notion that what he did was indeed a sin and a big deal - sure he's a hypocrite, but then, we are all of us "sinners".
So, France is where the 'moral right' has lost its high ground?

I don't think the term translates well outside of North America.
Title: Re: Teh outside world is: on to us!
Post by: Sheilbh on September 10, 2009, 03:50:59 PM
Quote from: Malthus on September 10, 2009, 03:48:58 PM
I don't think the term translates well outside of North America.
We've got it too.  One of the things I'm most looking forward to in our new Tory future is the return of the ridiculous sex scandal :w00t:
Title: Re: Teh outside world is: on to us!
Post by: Malthus on September 10, 2009, 04:02:23 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on September 10, 2009, 03:50:59 PM
Quote from: Malthus on September 10, 2009, 03:48:58 PM
I don't think the term translates well outside of North America.
We've got it too.  One of the things I'm most looking forward to in our new Tory future is the return of the ridiculous sex scandal :w00t:

Yeah, but how scandalous can it be? Everyone expects Tory politicos to be caught with their pants down.  :D

Indeed, Canadian sex scandals are always the more interesting because they are unexpected. Our politicos are such a grey, colourless lot, it is hard to imagine them having sex at all, let alone scandalously.  ;)
Title: Re: Teh outside world is: on to us!
Post by: Caliga on September 10, 2009, 04:29:57 PM
So I guess what you're trying to tell us is that Canada is governed by Shakers.  :cool:
Title: Re: Teh outside world is: on to us!
Post by: Malthus on September 10, 2009, 04:32:39 PM
Quote from: Caliga on September 10, 2009, 04:29:57 PM
So I guess what you're trying to tell us is that Canada is governed by Shakers.  :cool:

Naw, just boring people.

Far as I know, Canadian politicos don't make nice furniture.  ;)
Title: Re: Teh outside world is: on to us!
Post by: Martinus on September 10, 2009, 04:35:32 PM
Wouldn't a lobbyist fucking a politician count as prostitution? And wouldn't that be illegal?
Title: Re: Teh outside world is: on to us!
Post by: Caliga on September 10, 2009, 04:35:51 PM
Bogus.  :(
Title: Re: Teh outside world is: on to us!
Post by: Malthus on September 10, 2009, 04:39:45 PM
Quote from: Martinus on September 10, 2009, 04:35:32 PM
Wouldn't a lobbyist fucking a politician count as prostitution? And wouldn't that be illegal?

Hey, if the lobbyist is slipping corporate cash to the politician - does that make *him* the whore and her the john?  ;)
Title: Re: Teh outside world is: on to us!
Post by: HVC on September 10, 2009, 05:08:10 PM
Heard about this last night on Craig Ferguson. Another family values guy falls to the wayside. Although you'd think he'd be smart not to brag around dozens of cameras and microphones.