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Title: Behold Napoleon IV
Post by: Josquius on September 08, 2009, 11:25:11 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8243486.stm

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Quote*In a world where a carefully manipulated image (and sometimes stack heels) are essential, definitive vital statistics can be hard to come by. The heights shown here are those most commonly recorded for each world leader
*Russian President Dmitry Medvedev, for example, is variously reported as being between 5'2" and 5'4" tall
*Napoleon's height was once commonly given as 5'2", but many historians have now credited him with another 4 inches owing to a miscalculation between French and English units of measurement


QuoteThere is a deepening row in France over the alleged lengths gone to by President Nicolas Sarkozy's aides in order to conceal his short stature.

In a Belgian TV report, the employee of a French factory visited by Mr Sarkozy admitted being chosen to stand behind him because she was no taller than him.

The report became an internet hit over the weekend and other workers have since backed the allegation.

But the charge has been robustly denied by the president's office.

A spokesman for the Elysee Palace called it "completely absurd and grotesque".
Graphic: How a selection of world leaders measure up

But the president has been mocked by the opposition Socialists for his "complete stage management".

Touchy subject

President Sarkozy visited the Faurecia factory in Caligny in Normandy, northern France, on Thursday last week as part of a drive to defend his management of the economy.

After a tour of the plant, he addressed factory employees while standing in front of a group of workers, who were all about his own height or shorter.

In a subsequent TV report by Belgian network RTBF, an unnamed employee confirmed she had been chosen to share the stage with President Sarkozy because she was no bigger than him.

Faurecia's management released a statement on Monday to "deny the rumours that the Elysee had made any 'special requests' as regards the staff present during the president's speech", reported French news agency AFP.

But French websites Le Post and Rue89 have since quoted union representatives at the plant, some of them named, as confirming that height criteria for staff to appear with Mr Sarkozy had been received by the management.

President Sarkozy is reported to be extremely touchy about his height, which is believed to be about 5ft 5in or 5ft 6in (165-168cm).

He has previously been pictured wearing shoes with a substantial heel and giving speeches standing on hidden platforms.

The French media have also previously noted the propensity of Mr Sarkozy's wife, the former model Carla Bruni-Sarkozy, to don flat shoes when in the presence of her husband.

Made me chuckle.
I hadn't realised he was so small.
Title: Re: Behold Napoleon IV
Post by: Ed Anger on September 08, 2009, 11:26:37 AM
Gordon Brown looks like a fat load of shit.
Title: Re: Behold Napoleon IV
Post by: Caliga on September 08, 2009, 11:28:12 AM
Interesting... I thought Obama was taller than 6' 1".
Title: Re: Behold Napoleon IV
Post by: Josquius on September 08, 2009, 11:30:34 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 08, 2009, 11:26:37 AM
Gordon Brown looks like is a fat load of shit.
Fixed.
Title: Re: Behold Napoleon IV
Post by: KRonn on September 08, 2009, 11:33:47 AM
Maybe eating some Freedom Fries will help Pres Sarkozy grow taller...   ;)
Title: Re: Behold Napoleon IV
Post by: Grey Fox on September 08, 2009, 11:39:03 AM
Super Sarko is much bigger and taller. He is a master at hiding his identity.
Title: Re: Behold Napoleon IV
Post by: Tamas on September 08, 2009, 11:55:53 AM
It is not funny how our lifes are ruined by little men and their minority complex devolving into a need to rule people.
Title: Re: Behold Napoleon IV
Post by: DisturbedPervert on September 08, 2009, 11:57:49 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on September 08, 2009, 11:39:03 AM
Super Sarko is much bigger and taller. He is a master at hiding his identity.

Yeap, I'm sure he fools everyone

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Title: Re: Behold Napoleon IV
Post by: Malthus on September 08, 2009, 11:58:21 AM
Heh, I was just reading an account of how Nappy's letter in which he pours his heart out regarding Josephine's adultery was captured en route by the British, who took great and malicious pleasure in publishing it.

The ultimate  :nelson moment.
Title: Re: Behold Napoleon IV
Post by: Malthus on September 08, 2009, 11:59:47 AM
Quote from: Tamas on September 08, 2009, 11:55:53 AM
It is not funny how our lifes are ruined by little men and their minority complex devolving into a need to rule people.

[Time Bandits] "Little people, hitting each other - that's what I like!" [/Time Bandits]
Title: Re: Behold Napoleon IV
Post by: Josquius on September 08, 2009, 12:00:01 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on September 08, 2009, 11:57:49 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on September 08, 2009, 11:39:03 AM
Super Sarko is much bigger and taller. He is a master at hiding his identity.

Yeap, I'm sure he fools everyone

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:LOL:
That's amazing.
Title: Re: Behold Napoleon IV
Post by: Malthus on September 08, 2009, 12:00:47 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on September 08, 2009, 11:57:49 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on September 08, 2009, 11:39:03 AM
Super Sarko is much bigger and taller. He is a master at hiding his identity.

Yeap, I'm sure he fools everyone


:lol:
Title: Re: Behold Napoleon IV
Post by: Neil on September 08, 2009, 12:54:23 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 08, 2009, 11:26:37 AM
Gordon Brown looks like a fat load of shit.
He really does look terrible, doesn't he?  Like he's never worn a suit in his life.

It's shocking that such a rumpled fellow could lead a modern democracy.
Title: Re: Behold Napoleon IV
Post by: Valmy on September 08, 2009, 12:56:30 PM
I find it funny that only now, in 2009, the British press can finally admit Napoleon wasn't short after all.

I am amazed Silvio is that short.  I thought he was a big boisterous guy myself.
Title: Re: Behold Napoleon IV
Post by: Caliga on September 08, 2009, 03:18:17 PM
Quote from: Valmy on September 08, 2009, 12:56:30 PMI am amazed Silvio is that short.  I thought he was a big boisterous guy myself.
Don't know many Italians, eh?  They are a short people.
Title: Re: Behold Napoleon IV
Post by: The Minsky Moment on September 08, 2009, 03:32:36 PM
Wasn't Napoleon IV eviscerated by Zulus?
Title: Re: Behold Napoleon IV
Post by: Valmy on September 08, 2009, 03:34:01 PM
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on September 08, 2009, 03:32:36 PM
Wasn't Napoleon IV eviscerated by Zulus?

Yep.  Poor guy.

Currently we are on Napoleon VII BTW.
Title: Re: Behold Napoleon IV
Post by: Eddie Teach on September 08, 2009, 03:46:56 PM
Quote from: Valmy on September 08, 2009, 12:56:30 PM
I find it funny that only now, in 2009, the British press can finally admit Napoleon wasn't short after all.

5'6" is still fairly short.
Title: Re: Behold Napoleon IV
Post by: Valmy on September 08, 2009, 03:49:06 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 08, 2009, 03:46:56 PM
5'6" is still fairly short.

You are aware Napoleon lived from 1769 to 1821 right?  That was at the high end of average height back then.
Title: Re: Behold Napoleon IV
Post by: Razgovory on September 08, 2009, 04:16:30 PM
Apparently when Putin wanted a Russian puppet his flunkies took him literally.
Title: Re: Behold Napoleon IV
Post by: Malthus on September 08, 2009, 04:50:52 PM
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on September 08, 2009, 03:32:36 PM
Wasn't Napoleon IV eviscerated by Zulus?

Famously, and stupidly on his part.

Zulu country in wartime was a bad place to play the tourist.  :D
Title: Re: Behold Napoleon IV
Post by: derspiess on September 08, 2009, 04:51:46 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on September 08, 2009, 04:16:30 PM
Apparently when Putin wanted a Russian puppet his flunkies took him literally.

No shit.  I would've assumed Medvedev to be 5'11 or so.
Title: Re: Behold Napoleon IV
Post by: Razgovory on September 08, 2009, 05:54:16 PM
I am always so surprised when foreigners are so small.
Title: Re: Behold Napoleon IV
Post by: Caliga on September 08, 2009, 06:05:23 PM
Quote from: Malthus on September 08, 2009, 04:50:52 PM
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on September 08, 2009, 03:32:36 PM
Wasn't Napoleon IV eviscerated by Zulus?

Famously, and stupidly on his part.

Zulu country in wartime was a bad place to play the tourist.  :D
:unsure: I thought he acquitted himself well and fought quite bravely?  OTOH even if he didn't, that's what would have been reported.
Title: Re: Behold Napoleon IV
Post by: Admiral Yi on September 08, 2009, 06:08:55 PM
Quote from: Valmy on September 08, 2009, 12:56:30 PM
I am amazed Silvio is that short.  I thought he was a big boisterous guy myself.
Me too.  Same with Dmitri as well.  Come to think of it I don't think I've ever seen him standing up.
Title: Re: Behold Napoleon IV
Post by: Josquius on September 08, 2009, 06:19:43 PM
Sarko and Belesconi are short but Dmitry...
Well he is only a inch shorter but nonetheless he looks a lot less.
He just looks so...cute and wee. Like a little pixie.
Title: Re: Behold Napoleon IV
Post by: Razgovory on September 08, 2009, 07:13:43 PM
They look like the demi-human races in D&D. :lol:  God, no wonder the fertility rate in Europe is so low.
Title: Re: Behold Napoleon IV
Post by: DontSayBanana on September 08, 2009, 07:19:44 PM
Quote from: Tyr on September 08, 2009, 06:19:43 PM
Sarko and Belesconi are short but Dmitry...
Well he is only a inch shorter but nonetheless he looks a lot less.
He just looks so...cute and wee. Like a little pixie.

...And I'm an inch shorter than that. I do not foresee a leadership position on the world stage in my future. :weep:
Title: Re: Behold Napoleon IV
Post by: Eddie Teach on September 08, 2009, 07:26:38 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on September 08, 2009, 05:54:16 PM
I am always so surprised when foreigners are so small.

No brown people at your local Wal-Mart?
Title: Re: Behold Napoleon IV
Post by: Valmy on September 08, 2009, 07:35:16 PM
Quote from: Malthus on September 08, 2009, 04:50:52 PM
Famously, and stupidly on his part.

Zulu country in wartime was a bad place to play the tourist.  :D

Yeah he was rather reckless but I think he wanted to die in battle.
Title: Re: Behold Napoleon IV
Post by: FunkMonk on September 08, 2009, 07:35:54 PM
Quote from: Tyr on September 08, 2009, 06:19:43 PM
He just looks so...cute and wee. Like a little pixie.

:lol: