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Title: Polish police = Polish joke
Post by: Martinus on August 29, 2009, 06:33:11 AM
So there was a bank robbery in Warsaw, and the police have released a picture of the robber. You can hardly see anything about him except the way he is dressed.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbi.gazeta.pl%2Fim%2F7%2F6978%2Fz6978977Z.jpg&hash=4a0621da8d3ef426872742e07b348e0480beaf02)

Well, probably low chance of finding him based on it, but still there is some, provided he didn't change... only that the robbery was a month ago and they released the picture now.

:face:
Title: Re: Polish police = Polish joke
Post by: Razgovory on August 29, 2009, 06:35:28 AM
It takes a while for the film to come back from the developer.
Title: Re: Polish police = Polish joke
Post by: Martinus on August 29, 2009, 06:36:06 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on August 29, 2009, 06:35:28 AM
It takes a while for the film to come back from the developer.
:D
Title: Re: Polish police = Polish joke
Post by: DisturbedPervert on August 29, 2009, 06:37:54 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on August 29, 2009, 06:35:28 AM
It takes a while for the film to come back from the developer.

They had to wait until they finished off the roll
Title: Re: Polish police = Polish joke
Post by: Eddie Teach on August 29, 2009, 07:01:48 AM
Quote from: Martinus on August 29, 2009, 06:33:11 AM
So there was a bank robbery in Warsaw, and the police have released a picture of the robber. You can hardly see anything about him except the way he is dressed.

You can also see his shape. Better than nothing.
Title: Re: Polish police = Polish joke
Post by: The Brain on August 29, 2009, 07:59:06 AM
This is a Polish joke? It's not very funny. Many crime pics aren't really passport standard but can still let someone who knows him recognize him.
Title: Re: Polish police = Polish joke
Post by: DontSayBanana on August 29, 2009, 08:52:27 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on August 29, 2009, 07:01:48 AM
You can also see his shape. Better than nothing.

He looks kinda scrawny; in a month, he could have bulked up in muscle or fat and be unrecognizable in profile. If it was a week, shape would be better than nothing, but this long there's no guarantee even his shape is the same.
Title: Re: Polish police = Polish joke
Post by: Ed Anger on August 29, 2009, 08:53:43 AM
I sure he'll go back and try to get a savings account at that bank. He's Polish after all.
Title: Re: Polish police = Polish joke
Post by: Eddie Teach on August 29, 2009, 10:04:33 AM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on August 29, 2009, 08:52:27 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on August 29, 2009, 07:01:48 AM
You can also see his shape. Better than nothing.

He looks kinda scrawny; in a month, he could have bulked up in muscle or fat and be unrecognizable in profile. If it was a week, shape would be better than nothing, but this long there's no guarantee even his shape is the same.

Still beats the Unabomber drawing.
Title: Re: Polish police = Polish joke
Post by: Martinus on August 29, 2009, 04:41:41 PM
Quote from: The Brain on August 29, 2009, 07:59:06 AM
This is a Polish joke? It's not very funny. Many crime pics aren't really passport standard but can still let someone who knows him recognize him.

Not sure if it is one of your dead-pan jokes or if you are serious here, but my main beef with this is that it took them so long to release the pictures, making them virtually useless.
Title: Re: Polish police = Polish joke
Post by: Martinus on August 29, 2009, 04:42:05 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 29, 2009, 08:53:43 AM
I sure he'll go back and try to get a savings account at that bank. He's Polish after all.
:lol:
Title: Re: Polish police = Polish joke
Post by: The Brain on August 29, 2009, 04:43:35 PM
Quote from: Martinus on August 29, 2009, 04:41:41 PM
Quote from: The Brain on August 29, 2009, 07:59:06 AM
This is a Polish joke? It's not very funny. Many crime pics aren't really passport standard but can still let someone who knows him recognize him.

Not sure if it is one of your dead-pan jokes or if you are serious here, but my main beef with this is that it took them so long to release the pictures, making them virtually useless.

How are they useless? People who know him have suddenly forgot all about him?
Title: Re: Polish police = Polish joke
Post by: Scipio on August 29, 2009, 09:56:20 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 29, 2009, 08:53:43 AM
I sure he'll go back and try to get a savings account at that bank. He's Polish after all.

I wonder if he's bought a glass-bottomed boat, or a submarine with a screen door, or a solar-powered flashlight.
Title: Re: Polish police = Polish joke
Post by: Siege on August 30, 2009, 11:47:45 AM
There are glass bottomed boats. They have those in Cayman Islands.

Title: Re: Polish police = Polish joke
Post by: Martinus on August 30, 2009, 01:20:46 PM
And I'm pretty sure there are sun-powered flashlights, or at least should be. You power them up during day and can use them during night.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Polish police = Polish joke
Post by: PDH on August 30, 2009, 01:24:45 PM
What about the screen doors on the Polish submarines then? Huh?