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Here are the candidates. I picked the number two of the bigger parties, so you don't have to suffer pics of Angie etc.

1) I don't have hair and an ugly suit, but I am happy anyway.
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2) Wanna play? Politics is serious business.
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3) I shall rule the world. Muahahahahaha.
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4) Kali ma... Kali ma... Kali ma, I'll tear your heart out, motherfucker.
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5) Yeah, I am that cool.
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6) One, two, eh...what's the next number again?
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7) Oof. This politics stuff doesn't leave me enough time for my hairdo.
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8) Emo Hitler [I have no idea who the Nazi top candidates are]
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I like number 3.  How much damage could a German who wants to conquer the world do?

I like the Kalima dude.

Hmm.... And I thought my legislators were an odd looking bunch...   ;)

Either the first woman who wants to play politics as a more fun candidate, or the guy who wants to rule the world as the more... "interesting" candidate.

So our choices are:
1 Ari Fleischer
2 A mannequin with a wig
3 Karl Rove
4 Zell Miller
5 Dame Judi Dench
6 Phil Donahue
7 John Leguizamo

Null vote. Not a bearded man among the lot, and the women just look far too scary.

I voted for the weird leather chick.   She'd be the first dominatrix to govern a European country.

Quote from: Razgovory on August 28, 2009, 01:45:38 PM
I voted for the weird leather chick.   She'd be the first dominatrix to govern a European country.

First??  I figured that happens all the time in nations of Euroland??   ;)

At least it makes for more fun and invigorating politics!

#8

Quote from: Razgovory on August 28, 2009, 01:45:38 PM
I voted for the weird leather chick.   She'd be the first dominatrix to govern a European country.

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#2. I wonder where those gloves have been.

2 or 5 :)

2. Those gloves look perfect for making Poland bend over and take it.

Voted for the candidate most likely to make an S&M scheisse porn video

Nazis?

Is #5 the broad with the cleavage?

the leather gloves fembot

I'm gonna have to go with the mannequin.  That government governs best which governs least, and I don't see a mannequin managing to get much done (as long as Andrew McCarthy doesn't show up, that is).

The one(s) who have more to offer :)

2 demands explanation.