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Title: Can I heat up a beer can in my microwave?
Post by: Siege on August 26, 2009, 07:26:43 PM
I forgot my Miller Lite Cube was in the freezer.

I opened one and it was frozen.

Can I melt it by heating it up in the microwave?

Title: Re: Can I heat up a beer can in my microwave?
Post by: jimmy olsen on August 26, 2009, 07:27:19 PM
Not unless  you want to destroy your microwave.
Title: Re: Can I heat up a beer can in my microwave?
Post by: Jaron on August 26, 2009, 07:27:50 PM
Yes, you can. But be sure not to open the can or it might explode.
Title: Re: Can I heat up a beer can in my microwave?
Post by: Siege on August 26, 2009, 07:28:18 PM
You sure? Have you tried it or is it an urban legend?
Title: Re: Can I heat up a beer can in my microwave?
Post by: Maximus on August 26, 2009, 07:28:26 PM
Jaron is wise
Title: Re: Can I heat up a beer can in my microwave?
Post by: Maximus on August 26, 2009, 07:28:58 PM
I can't believe I said that.
Title: Re: Can I heat up a beer can in my microwave?
Post by: Siege on August 26, 2009, 07:29:52 PM
What setting should I use?

Title: Re: Can I heat up a beer can in my microwave?
Post by: Maximus on August 26, 2009, 07:33:12 PM
defrost, duh
Title: Re: Can I heat up a beer can in my microwave?
Post by: Siege on August 26, 2009, 07:34:14 PM
Aren't the beer cans made of metal?
Wouldn't they blow up the microwave?

Title: Re: Can I heat up a beer can in my microwave?
Post by: PRC on August 26, 2009, 07:34:30 PM
Put it under a running tap in the sink.  It will take a minute and be fine.
Title: Re: Can I heat up a beer can in my microwave?
Post by: Siege on August 26, 2009, 07:36:02 PM
Quote from: PRC on August 26, 2009, 07:34:30 PM
Put it under a running tap in the sink.  It will take a minute and be fine.

Fuck man, you are a fucking genious.
I had forgotten about that one.
I blame it on Iraq and fucking PTSD.


Title: Re: Can I heat up a beer can in my microwave?
Post by: Siege on August 26, 2009, 07:36:44 PM
Hot water for my beer.

Title: Re: Can I heat up a beer can in my microwave?
Post by: DGuller on August 26, 2009, 07:36:56 PM
Ok, two things.  You shouldn't put metal in a microwave, it would eventually ruin it.  You also shouldn't heat cans, because they might explode.  If you're unlucky, they won't went through the drinking hole, but rather explode when you pop them.  Finally, and somewhat contradictory to point 2, I'm not even sure that you'd be able to heat the beer.  I think metal doesn't let microwaves through, although I could be way wrong on this one.
Title: Re: Can I heat up a beer can in my microwave?
Post by: lustindarkness on August 26, 2009, 07:40:24 PM
Dammit, you guys ruined some potential good stories of how the microwave blows up his frozen girlie beer cans.  <_<
Title: Re: Can I heat up a beer can in my microwave?
Post by: jimmy olsen on August 26, 2009, 07:41:44 PM
Quote from: Siege on August 26, 2009, 07:34:14 PM
Aren't the beer cans made of metal?
Wouldn't they blow up the microwave?
Yes, didn't you read my post?
Title: Re: Can I heat up a beer can in my microwave?
Post by: Siege on August 26, 2009, 07:43:59 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on August 26, 2009, 07:40:24 PM
Dammit, you guys ruined some potential good stories of how the microwave blows up his frozen girlie beer cans.  <_<

Fuck you. I have no privates here to make them clean my microwave.

Well, I have my wife, but she will probably make me instead clean the microwave myself, and then take the trash out, after doing the plates.


Title: Re: Can I heat up a beer can in my microwave?
Post by: Siege on August 26, 2009, 07:46:08 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 26, 2009, 07:41:44 PM
Quote from: Siege on August 26, 2009, 07:34:14 PM
Aren't the beer cans made of metal?
Wouldn't they blow up the microwave?
Yes, didn't you read my post?


Yeah, but I didn't understood it. You typed it in english, and I have very little blood in my alcohol system to read, let alone understand, english.


Title: Re: Can I heat up a beer can in my microwave?
Post by: Siege on August 26, 2009, 07:51:28 PM
Quote from: PRC on August 26, 2009, 07:34:30 PM
Put it under a running tap in the sink.  It will take a minute and be fine.

Fuck you PRC!

I placed my beers under hot water and they got too hot!!!!11

Title: Re: Can I heat up a beer can in my microwave?
Post by: PRC on August 26, 2009, 08:02:32 PM
Quote from: Siege on August 26, 2009, 07:51:28 PM
Fuck you PRC!

I placed my beers under hot water and they got too hot!!!!11

I never said to use hot water - just water.  You've fucked your own Miller.
Title: Re: Can I heat up a beer can in my microwave?
Post by: Siege on August 26, 2009, 08:06:50 PM
Quote from: PRC on August 26, 2009, 08:02:32 PM
Quote from: Siege on August 26, 2009, 07:51:28 PM
Fuck you PRC!

I placed my beers under hot water and they got too hot!!!!11

I never said to use hot water - just water.  You've fucked your own Miller.

Fuck, be more especific next time. Dammit.

Now I have to wait until they get frozen again.

In the meanwhile, I'm gonna make short work of the Magen Daavid wine my wife have been saving for the weekend.