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Title: The Rime of the Ancient Negro
Post by: Scipio on August 22, 2009, 09:44:40 PM
I was involved in a car accident today with an Ancient Negro.  Presumably, it is my fault.  It remains to be seen, though, if I can be punished any more severely than having my car out of commission for probably a week, as I appear to have a tie rod destroyed, and possibly a wheel bearing.

I suffered no injuries.  Not that anyone, including my wife, cares.
Title: Re: The Rime of the Ancient Negro
Post by: Alcibiades on August 22, 2009, 09:45:31 PM
What happened?
Title: Re: The Rime of the Ancient Negro
Post by: Scipio on August 22, 2009, 09:50:03 PM
I was leaving church, pulled a u-turn, and got decked in the passenger side.  Fucked my right front fender and wheel right up.
Title: Re: The Rime of the Ancient Negro
Post by: Alcibiades on August 22, 2009, 09:56:03 PM
Doesn't sound like you have a prayer.
Title: Re: The Rime of the Ancient Negro
Post by: Scipio on August 22, 2009, 10:39:02 PM
All I care about is how quickly my car gets fixed.  $500 collision deductible should mean damn quick.
Title: Re: The Rime of the Ancient Negro
Post by: DontSayBanana on August 23, 2009, 07:12:20 AM
Quote from: Scipio on August 22, 2009, 10:39:02 PM
All I care about is how quickly my car gets fixed.  $500 collision deductible should mean damn quick.

In the meantime, you can join me and Ide in the Car Crash Crew. ;)
Title: Re: The Rime of the Ancient Negro
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 23, 2009, 08:52:53 AM
Quote from: Scipio on August 22, 2009, 09:44:40 PM
Not that anyone, including my wife, cares.

It was more fun when she was just a fiancee, wasn't it?
Title: Re: The Rime of the Ancient Negro
Post by: Ancient Demon on August 23, 2009, 10:43:59 AM
Quote from: Scipio on August 22, 2009, 09:44:40 PM
Not that anyone, including my wife, cares.

Trouble in paradise?

Anyway, sorry about your troubles. :hug:
Title: Re: The Rime of the Ancient Negro
Post by: Caliga on August 23, 2009, 03:00:03 PM
Nah, I'm sure they're fine.  No healthy marriage involves a wife concerned about the husband's well-being... just his continued income potential. -_-
Title: Re: The Rime of the Ancient Negro
Post by: Eddie Teach on August 23, 2009, 03:52:41 PM
Quote from: Caliga on August 23, 2009, 03:00:03 PM
Nah, I'm sure they're fine.  No healthy marriage involves a wife concerned about the husband's well-being... just his continued income potential. -_-

I'm sure the courthouse has ramps for wheelchair access. :yes:
Title: Re: The Rime of the Ancient Negro
Post by: derspiess on August 23, 2009, 06:29:12 PM
Glad you're okay, Scippy.  Car wrecks = suck, even when you're not at fault.