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Title: Most U.S. Money Laced With Cocaine
Post by: garbon on August 17, 2009, 01:19:31 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20090817/sc_livescience/mostusmoneylacedwithcocaine

QuoteTraces of cocaine taint up to 90 percent of paper money in the United States, a new study finds.

A group of scientists tested banknotes from more than 30 cities in five countries, including the United States, Canada, Brazil, China, and Japan, and found "alarming" evidence of cocaine use in many areas.

U.S. and Canadian currency had the highest levels, with an average contamination rate of between 85 and 90 percent, while Chinese and Japanese currency had the lowest, between 12 and 20 percent contamination.

The findings were presented yesterday at the 238th National Meeting of the American Chemical Society in Washington, D.C.

Study leader Yuegang Zuo of the University of Massachusetts in Dartmouth said that the high percentage of contaminated U.S. currency observed in the current study represents nearly a 20 percent jump in comparison to a similar study he conducted two years ago.

"To my surprise, we're finding more and more cocaine in banknotes," Zuo said.

Scientists have known for years that paper money can become contaminated with cocaine during drug deals and directly through drug use, such as snorting cocaine through rolled bills. Contamination can also spread to banknotes not involved in the illicit drug culture, because bills are processed in banks' currency-counting machines.

"I'm not sure why we've seen this apparent increase, but it could be related to the economic downturn, with stressed people turning to cocaine," Zuo said.

Such studies are useful, he noted, because the data can help law enforcement agencies and forensic specialists identify patterns of drug use in a community.

Previous studies that have reported on cocaine traces on money have had several drawbacks, Zuo said. Some only sampled a small number of bills, while others destroyed the money in the process of testing.

Zuo and his colleagues used a modified instrument that allowed for faster, simpler and more accurate measurement of cocaine contamination than other methods, without destroying the currency.

The amounts of cocaine found on U.S. bills ranged from .006 micrograms (several thousands of times smaller than a single grain of sand) to more than 1,240 micrograms of cocaine per banknote (about 50 grains of sand).

The scientists found that larger cities like Baltimore, Boston, and Detroit had among the highest average cocaine levels. Washington, D.C., ranked above the average, with 95 percent of the banknotes sampled contaminated with the drug. The lowest average cocaine levels in U.S. currency appeared on bills collected from Salt Lake City.

Despite the high percentage of cocaine-contaminated banknotes, Zuo points out that the amount of cocaine found on most notes was so small that consumers should not have any health or legal concerns about handling paper money.

"For the most part, you can't get high by sniffing a regular banknote, unless it was used directly in drug uptake or during a drug exchange," Zuo said. "It also won't affect your health and is unlikely to interfere with blood and urine tests used for drug detection.

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Title: Re: Most U.S. Money Laced With Cocaine
Post by: Caliga on August 17, 2009, 01:23:43 PM
I've heard this numerous times in the past.  I remember reading it in the book Big Secrets by William Poundstone when I was in high school.  :)
Title: Re: Most U.S. Money Laced With Cocaine
Post by: The Brain on August 17, 2009, 01:51:06 PM
Oldie but goldie.
Title: Re: Most U.S. Money Laced With Cocaine
Post by: Valmy on August 17, 2009, 01:52:16 PM
I always wondered why I found the smell of money so pleasureable.
Title: Re: Most U.S. Money Laced With Cocaine
Post by: The Brain on August 17, 2009, 01:53:02 PM
Quote from: Valmy on August 17, 2009, 01:52:16 PM
I always wondered why I found the smell of money so pleasureable.

He is well-groomed.
Title: Re: Most U.S. Money Laced With Cocaine
Post by: jimmy olsen on August 17, 2009, 02:16:16 PM
Quote from: The Brain on August 17, 2009, 01:53:02 PM
Quote from: Valmy on August 17, 2009, 01:52:16 PM
I always wondered why I found the smell of money so pleasureable.

He is well-groomed.
:lol:
Title: Re: Most U.S. Money Laced With Cocaine
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 17, 2009, 04:32:19 PM
Quote from: Caliga on August 17, 2009, 01:23:43 PM
I've heard this numerous times in the past.  I remember reading it in the book Big Secrets by William Poundstone when I was in high school.  :)

Yeah, a "new study".  Just like the old "new study".  And the one before that, and the one before that.
Title: Re: Most U.S. Money Laced With Cocaine
Post by: DontSayBanana on August 17, 2009, 04:47:23 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 17, 2009, 04:32:19 PM
Quote from: Caliga on August 17, 2009, 01:23:43 PM
I've heard this numerous times in the past.  I remember reading it in the book Big Secrets by William Poundstone when I was in high school.  :)

Yeah, a "new study".  Just like the old "new study".  And the one before that, and the one before that.

Shamelessly stolen from Wiki:
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Title: Re: Most U.S. Money Laced With Cocaine
Post by: Martim Silva on August 17, 2009, 04:50:38 PM
These "studies" show up every time Colombia is up to something. It's a way to remember people [especially Americans] exactly *where* do their drug problems come from.

Hey, in propaganda everything goes. Just like making news that Cuba is running out of toilet paper [when paper is made of trees which are abundant in the island] is used by capitalists to show their populations how their system is so incredibly GREAT.

[Expect a request for a GIGANTIC new economic stimulus package to be presented to Congress, just to keep the GREAT economy from collaps... er, working wonderfully as it always has, that is]
Title: Re: Most U.S. Money Laced With Cocaine
Post by: Malthus on August 17, 2009, 05:46:07 PM
Status: true, but it doesn't mean what one would assume it means.

http://www.snopes.com/business/money/cocaine.asp
Title: Re: Most U.S. Money Laced With Cocaine
Post by: Jaron on August 17, 2009, 05:59:23 PM
Quote from: Martim Silva on August 17, 2009, 04:50:38 PM
These "studies" show up every time Colombia is up to something. It's a way to remember people [especially Americans] exactly *where* do their drug problems come from.

Hey, in propaganda everything goes. Just like making news that Cuba is running out of toilet paper [when paper is made of trees which are abundant in the island] is used by capitalists to show their populations how their system is so incredibly GREAT.

[Expect a request for a GIGANTIC new economic stimulus package to be presented to Congress, just to keep the GREAT economy from collaps... er, working wonderfully as it always has, that is]

:tinfoil:
Title: Re: Most U.S. Money Laced With Cocaine
Post by: Admiral Yi on August 17, 2009, 07:05:10 PM
Quote from: Martim Silva on August 17, 2009, 04:50:38 PM
Hey, in propaganda everything goes. Just like making news that Cuba is running out of toilet paper [when paper is made of trees which are abundant in the island] is used by capitalists to show their populations how their system is so incredibly GREAT.
Do you mean to say Cuba has plenty of toilet paper? :huh:
Title: Re: Most U.S. Money Laced With Cocaine
Post by: Fireblade on August 17, 2009, 07:50:02 PM
I guess this time, the commies DIDN'T have a plan to take a dump??
Title: Re: Most U.S. Money Laced With Cocaine
Post by: Habbaku on August 17, 2009, 08:05:23 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 17, 2009, 07:05:10 PM
Quote from: Martim Silva on August 17, 2009, 04:50:38 PM
Hey, in propaganda everything goes. Just like making news that Cuba is running out of toilet paper [when paper is made of trees which are abundant in the island] is used by capitalists to show their populations how their system is so incredibly GREAT.
Do you mean to say Cuba has plenty of toilet paper? :huh:

Cuban toilet paper's bark content is unparalleled.
Title: Re: Most U.S. Money Laced With Cocaine
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on August 17, 2009, 09:03:30 PM
Bankers can afford, and do a lot of coke? wow hard to imagine. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Most U.S. Money Laced With Cocaine
Post by: Faeelin on August 17, 2009, 10:57:30 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 17, 2009, 07:05:10 PM
Quote from: Martim Silva on August 17, 2009, 04:50:38 PM
Hey, in propaganda everything goes. Just like making news that Cuba is running out of toilet paper [when paper is made of trees which are abundant in the island] is used by capitalists to show their populations how their system is so incredibly GREAT.
Do you mean to say Cuba has plenty of toilet paper? :huh:

I think he's saying Cuba has toilet paper trees in plenty.
Title: Re: Most U.S. Money Laced With Cocaine
Post by: garbon on August 17, 2009, 11:03:10 PM
I heard the US is on the verge of a sugar shortage. Capitalism sucks!
Title: Re: Most U.S. Money Laced With Cocaine
Post by: KRonn on August 18, 2009, 07:58:51 AM
Damn druggies!   :mad:   Now I have to start wearing gloves, again, when ever I handle cash!    ;)
Title: Re: Most U.S. Money Laced With Cocaine
Post by: Valmy on August 18, 2009, 07:59:52 AM
Quote from: Martim Silva on August 17, 2009, 04:50:38 PM
These "studies" show up every time Colombia is up to something. It's a way to remember people [especially Americans] exactly *where* do their drug problems come from.

Hey, in propaganda everything goes. Just like making news that Cuba is running out of toilet paper [when paper is made of trees which are abundant in the island] is used by capitalists to show their populations how their system is so incredibly GREAT.

The only drugs in this thread is the crack you are snorting.  Your insane ravings at least keep things entertaining.
Title: Re: Most U.S. Money Laced With Cocaine
Post by: The Minsky Moment on August 18, 2009, 08:50:11 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 17, 2009, 07:05:10 PM
Quote from: Martim Silva on August 17, 2009, 04:50:38 PM
Hey, in propaganda everything goes. Just like making news that Cuba is running out of toilet paper [when paper is made of trees which are abundant in the island] is used by capitalists to show their populations how their system is so incredibly GREAT.
Do you mean to say Cuba has plenty of toilet paper? :huh:

He's saying it's not a problem because toilet paper grows on trees.

In other news the US announced it does not need to import oil because it has so much algae.
Title: Re: Most U.S. Money Laced With Cocaine
Post by: saskganesh on August 18, 2009, 11:14:04 AM
toliet paper is usually a mix of hardwood and softwood pulps. besides the issue of source materials (Cuba is slowly going through reforestation due to mass clearings for sugar cane), manufacturing it involves specialised milling, which apparently the Cuban government has not built in any scale. so wood is out.

Cuban has built a bagasse pulping plant, which makes sense, as they have a lot of sugarcane fibre, but afaik, it has not moved beyond pilot stage.