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Title: Madonna, Fuck Yeah!
Post by: Martinus on August 16, 2009, 10:08:17 AM
Say what you want about her voice and whatnot, she is the greatest living pop star. Yesterday I went to her concert in Warsaw and it was an unforgettable experience.

For being 51, she sure can jump, too. :D

Oh, there was a catholic protest. Consisting of 10 people with sings "Choose God or the moral swamp that is Madonna". 80,000 people chose the swamp. :lol:
Title: Re: Madonna, Fuck Yeah!
Post by: Ed Anger on August 16, 2009, 10:14:04 AM
gay.
Title: Re: Madonna, Fuck Yeah!
Post by: Eddie Teach on August 16, 2009, 10:16:10 AM
Quote from: Martinus on August 16, 2009, 10:08:17 AM
For being 51, she sure can jump, too. :D

Can she dunk?
Title: Re: Madonna, Fuck Yeah!
Post by: Martinus on August 16, 2009, 10:16:41 AM
LOL the place was "Fag Central". I went with two gay friends and we saw lots of gays. Lots of hot straight (presumedly gay-friendly) guys too. :P
Title: Re: Madonna, Fuck Yeah!
Post by: Caliga on August 16, 2009, 10:26:56 AM
 :huh: Er, and...?  She's a total gay icon.
Title: Re: Madonna, Fuck Yeah!
Post by: Ed Anger on August 16, 2009, 10:27:30 AM
Quote from: Caliga on August 16, 2009, 10:26:56 AM
:huh: Er, and...?  She's a total gay icon.

Marti just got the memo.
Title: Re: Madonna, Fuck Yeah!
Post by: DisturbedPervert on August 16, 2009, 10:28:40 AM
How many children did she adopt?
Title: Re: Madonna, Fuck Yeah!
Post by: Caliga on August 16, 2009, 10:30:47 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 16, 2009, 10:27:30 AMMarti just got the memo.
Hey Marti, I just got a fridge with a built-in icemaker.  LOL AMAZING!!!!!  :cool:
Title: Re: Madonna, Fuck Yeah!
Post by: Neil on August 16, 2009, 10:31:12 AM
Quote from: Martinus on August 16, 2009, 10:08:17 AM
she is the greatest living pop star.
:rolleyes:

You know, sometimes it's so funny watching you try and be gay.  I actually feel bad for you.
Title: Re: Madonna, Fuck Yeah!
Post by: Ed Anger on August 16, 2009, 10:31:39 AM
Quote from: Caliga on August 16, 2009, 10:30:47 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 16, 2009, 10:27:30 AMMarti just got the memo.
Hey Marti, I just got a fridge with a built-in icemaker.  LOL AMAZING!!!!!  :cool:

No scribes allowed.
Title: Re: Madonna, Fuck Yeah!
Post by: Martinus on August 16, 2009, 10:34:28 AM
Fuck you. :D
Title: Re: Madonna, Fuck Yeah!
Post by: Sheilbh on August 16, 2009, 11:52:58 AM
Quote from: Martinus on August 16, 2009, 10:08:17 AM
Oh, there was a catholic protest. Consisting of 10 people with sings "Choose God or the moral swamp that is Madonna". 80,000 people chose the swamp. :lol:
Today is Assumption Sunday. 

I think 'moral swamp' glorifies Madonna :(
Title: Re: Madonna, Fuck Yeah!
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on August 16, 2009, 01:39:31 PM
"Ask him if he has the latest Madonna album. If he says YES! you have a gay!"
Title: Re: Madonna, Fuck Yeah!
Post by: Eddie Teach on August 16, 2009, 01:46:44 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on August 16, 2009, 01:39:31 PM
"Ask him if he has the latest Madonna album. If he says YES! you have a gay!"

I own a Madonna album.  :blush:
Title: Re: Madonna, Fuck Yeah!
Post by: The Brain on August 16, 2009, 02:15:02 PM
CdM likes Madonna up to and including Ray of Light.
Title: Re: Madonna, Fuck Yeah!
Post by: garbon on August 16, 2009, 02:23:07 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on August 16, 2009, 01:39:31 PM
"Ask him if he has the latest Madonna album. If he says YES! you have a gay!"

Ask me in October and I won't be gay. Like I'm going to buy Madonna's third greatest hits. <_<
Title: Re: Madonna, Fuck Yeah!
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on August 16, 2009, 02:29:01 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 16, 2009, 02:23:07 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on August 16, 2009, 01:39:31 PM
"Ask him if he has the latest Madonna album. If he says YES! you have a gay!"

Ask me in October and I won't be gay. Like I'm going to buy Madonna's third greatest hits. <_<
But you have to be gay.  Garbon without teh gay is unnatural.
Title: Re: Madonna, Fuck Yeah!
Post by: garbon on August 16, 2009, 02:31:40 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on August 16, 2009, 02:29:01 PM
But you have to be gay.  Garbon without teh gay is unnatural.

I have the first two. :blush:
Title: Re: Madonna, Fuck Yeah!
Post by: Martinus on August 16, 2009, 03:20:09 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on August 16, 2009, 11:52:58 AM
Today is Assumption Sunday. 
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Fortunately noone cares about the outdated ritual and prefers new rituals of pop culture.

Catholicism is following in the footsteps of the religions of old it once replaced in the same way. Good riddance.
Title: Re: Madonna, Fuck Yeah!
Post by: Razgovory on August 16, 2009, 05:29:09 PM
Quote from: Neil on August 16, 2009, 10:31:12 AM
Quote from: Martinus on August 16, 2009, 10:08:17 AM
she is the greatest living pop star.
:rolleyes:

You know, sometimes it's so funny watching you try and be gay.  I actually feel bad for you.

We all do.  It's like watching a man try to become a cripple for some reason.
Title: Re: Madonna, Fuck Yeah!
Post by: Valmy on August 16, 2009, 05:34:06 PM
Quote from: Martinus on August 16, 2009, 10:08:17 AM
Say what you want about her voice and whatnot, she is the greatest living pop star.

That is sort of like being the sweetest smelling turd.
Title: Re: Madonna, Fuck Yeah!
Post by: garbon on August 16, 2009, 05:42:27 PM
No, it isn't like that at all.
Title: Re: Madonna, Fuck Yeah!
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 16, 2009, 05:59:41 PM
Quote from: The Brain on August 16, 2009, 02:15:02 PM
CdM likes Madonna up to and including Ray of Light.

Wrong, you fuckstick faggot.
I can't stand Ray of Light.  Bedtime Stories was her epoch.
Title: Re: Madonna, Fuck Yeah!
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 16, 2009, 06:02:33 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on August 16, 2009, 05:29:09 PM
Quote from: Neil on August 16, 2009, 10:31:12 AM
Quote from: Martinus on August 16, 2009, 10:08:17 AM
she is the greatest living pop star.
:rolleyes:

You know, sometimes it's so funny watching you try and be gay.  I actually feel bad for you.

We all do.  It's like watching a man try to become a cripple for some reason.

That reminded me of that Seinfeld episode with the wheelchair salesman.  "This is our finest model; it almost makes you glad you're handicapped!"
Title: Re: Madonna, Fuck Yeah!
Post by: Valmy on August 16, 2009, 09:44:01 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 16, 2009, 05:42:27 PM
No, it isn't like that at all.

Yes it is.  Pop stars are for teen age girls.
Title: Re: Madonna, Fuck Yeah!
Post by: garbon on August 16, 2009, 11:44:24 PM
Quote from: Valmy on August 16, 2009, 09:44:01 PM
Yes it is.  Pop stars are for teen age girls.
I don't know how else to say it: you're wrong.
Title: Re: Madonna, Fuck Yeah!
Post by: Valmy on August 16, 2009, 11:51:06 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 16, 2009, 11:44:24 PM
I don't know how else to say it: you're wrong.

I know I was just trying to annoy Marty.  Thanks for ruining it.
Title: Re: Madonna, Fuck Yeah!
Post by: garbon on August 16, 2009, 11:52:46 PM
Quote from: Valmy on August 16, 2009, 11:51:06 PM
I know I was just trying to annoy Marty.  Thanks for ruining it.

You annoyed me. :angry:

Anyway, for all I know, Marty might like being called a little girl. :huh:
Title: Re: Madonna, Fuck Yeah!
Post by: derspiess on August 17, 2009, 12:31:17 AM
Quote from: garbon on August 16, 2009, 11:44:24 PM
I don't know how else to say it: you're wrong.

Go on.
Title: Re: Madonna, Fuck Yeah!
Post by: Solmyr on August 17, 2009, 07:10:15 AM
I just wish she'd stop wearing ass-revealing shorts, looking the way she does.
Title: Re: Madonna, Fuck Yeah!
Post by: Sheilbh on August 17, 2009, 08:43:28 AM
Quote from: Martinus on August 16, 2009, 03:20:09 PM
Fortunately noone cares about the outdated ritual and prefers new rituals of pop culture.
I hate pop culture :(
Title: Re: Madonna, Fuck Yeah!
Post by: Valmy on August 17, 2009, 08:47:29 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on August 17, 2009, 08:43:28 AM
Quote from: Martinus on August 16, 2009, 03:20:09 PM
Fortunately noone cares about the outdated ritual and prefers new rituals of pop culture.
I hate pop culture :(

I don't even know what rituals he is referring to besides watching crap shows like American Idol.
Title: Re: Madonna, Fuck Yeah!
Post by: Sheilbh on August 17, 2009, 09:15:23 AM
Quote from: Valmy on August 17, 2009, 08:47:29 AM
I don't even know what rituals he is referring to besides watching crap shows like American Idol.
I'm into those shows for the cruelty.  I stop watching once it's past the audition phase :blush:
Title: Re: Madonna, Fuck Yeah!
Post by: The Brain on August 17, 2009, 11:32:28 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 16, 2009, 05:59:41 PM
Quote from: The Brain on August 16, 2009, 02:15:02 PM
CdM likes Madonna up to and including Ray of Light.

Wrong, you fuckstick faggot.
I can't stand Ray of Light.  Bedtime Stories was her epoch.

:(