Poll
Question:
Should Marty's name be officially changed to HIGH DRAMA MARTY!
Option 1: Yes
votes: 23
Option 2: No
votes: 10
Option 3: Jaron will suck his cock regardless
votes: 9
:D
I'm sure we can come up with something better than that. :thumbsdown:
A CoD4 server I sometimes play on has a rule: NO MARTY OR LAST STAND. I couldn't agree more.
as per Aristotle, high drama should have 5 acts. I think that's too many for poor marty.
:huh:
Quote from: saskganesh on August 14, 2009, 12:56:41 PM
as per Aristotle, high drama should have 5 acts. I think that's too many for poor marty.
He has more than five acts: DOMA, DADT, Matthew Shepard, gay marriage, boy scouts, pride parades, real and perceived homophobia, the Catholic Church and the necessary persecution thereof, and uh...scarves.
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on August 14, 2009, 01:08:08 PM
He has more than five acts: DOMA, DADT, Matthew Shepard, gay marriage, boy scouts, pride parades, real and perceived homophobia, the Catholic Church and the necessary persecution thereof, and uh...scarves.
Oh wait...that's all the same act. :cry:
Quote from: garbon on August 14, 2009, 01:10:00 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on August 14, 2009, 01:08:08 PM
He has more than five acts: DOMA, DADT, Matthew Shepard, gay marriage, boy scouts, pride parades, real and perceived homophobia, the Catholic Church and the necessary persecution thereof, and uh...scarves.
Oh wait...that's all the same act. :cry:
Well, lots of people wear scarves.
:lol: Sure, why not.
Retarded.
Strix, just shut up.
You're an embarrassment to this forum.
Quote from: Jaron on August 14, 2009, 02:28:28 PM
Strix, just shut up.
You're an embarrassment to this forum.
You realize that he didn't create this label, right?
Quote from: garbon on August 14, 2009, 02:35:01 PM
Quote from: Jaron on August 14, 2009, 02:28:28 PM
Strix, just shut up.
You're an embarrassment to this forum.
You realize that he didn't create this label, right?
Nor did he come up with the idea of forcibly changing his name to it.
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on August 14, 2009, 02:37:37 PM
Nor did he come up with the idea of forcibly changing his name to it.
Indeed. He's just the vessel.
Quote from: saskganesh on August 14, 2009, 12:56:41 PM
as per Aristotle, high drama should have 5 acts. I think that's too many for poor marty.
oh yeah He doesn't have that kind of attention span. He could have 5 loves of his life in the span of one evening at the threatre.
Strix on the other hand....
:p
Oh voted for Jaron. He needs the love.
I used the phrase HIGH DRAMA Marty not to characterise him but to characterise one of his internet personae (hence HIGH DRAMA Marty, not HIGH DRAMA MARTY), so I don't think we should as I think it would be reductive of Marty's many internet moods :)
There will never be a username with allcaps and an exclamation point.
Quote from: Jaron on August 14, 2009, 02:28:28 PM
Strix, just shut up.
You're an embarrassment to this forum.
It's ok J. We understand. The world is a much different place now. I know it's tough to be gay AND Hispanic. Still, it's time to show your pride and officially come out. Once you finally admit to yourself what everyone else already knows than the self-loathing and low self-esteem will go away.
Quote from: Strix on August 15, 2009, 02:38:42 AM
Quote from: Jaron on August 14, 2009, 02:28:28 PM
Strix, just shut up.
You're an embarrassment to this forum.
It's ok J. We understand. The world is a much different place now. I know it's tough to be gay AND Hispanic. Still, it's time to show your pride and officially come out. Once you finally admit to yourself what everyone else already knows than the self-loathing and low self-esteem will go away.
Wow, as troll attempts go this one is so weak, I can't even find an inappropriate analogy to describe it. :D
Quote from: Martinus on August 15, 2009, 03:39:02 AM
as troll attempts go this one is so weak, I can't even find an inappropriate analogy to describe it. :D
It's like Jaron's father died all over again? From boredom, that is.
Quote from: Martinus on August 15, 2009, 03:39:02 AM
Wow, as troll attempts go this one is so weak, I can't even find an inappropriate analogy to describe it. :D
It's just sympathy for the tough transition that Jaron is going through at this time. It's surprising that you aren't more understanding of someone else afraid to come out.
Quote from: Martinus on August 15, 2009, 03:39:02 AM
anal
Jesus H Christ, everything IS gay with you, isn't it?
You want to fire him up? Rename him to Dan White.
Quote from: Strix on August 15, 2009, 02:38:42 AM
It's ok J. We understand. The world is a much different place now. I know it's tough to be gay AND Hispanic. Still, it's time to show your pride and officially come out. Once you finally admit to yourself what everyone else already knows than the self-loathing and low self-esteem will go away.
Umm, didn't that gay kid get killed in Oxnard?
Quote from: garbon on August 15, 2009, 09:51:07 PM
Umm, didn't that gay kid get killed in Oxnard?
Are you suggesting Jaron's a creature from the beyond? :o
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 15, 2009, 04:14:31 PM
You want to fire him up? Rename him to Dan White Jack Kemp.
:)
Quote from: Caliga on August 17, 2009, 07:01:27 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 15, 2009, 04:14:31 PM
You want to fire him up? Rename him to Dan White Jack Kemp.
:)
Yeah, that might be better, since marti's gay histrionics are shallow and he likely doesn't know who Dan White is.