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General Category => Off the Record => Topic started by: Admiral Yi on August 09, 2009, 06:50:01 PM

Title: Chiquita Banana and AUC
Post by: Admiral Yi on August 09, 2009, 06:50:01 PM
Just saw on 60 Minutes.

Chiquita Banana is a US company headquartered in Cincinnati.  They used to grow tasty golden bananas in Colombia.  They used to pay "taxes" to AUC, the right-wing paramilitary group, for "protection."  AUC was put on the US Terrorist Watch List, which made it illegal to give them money.  Chiquita kept on doing so for several years.  They claim no one was aware of the inclusion of AUC on the list.  Eventually they found out (they claim) and self-reported the violation to the Department of Justice.  Justice levied a $25 million fine but did not press criminal charges against any of the company's executives.

Enter the lawyers.

A US attorney, representing families of Colombian victims of the AUC, is seeking money from Chiquita on the grounds that Chiquita knowlingly enabled AUC's violence.

So, do you think Chiquita should be found guilty and cough up some dough?
Title: Re: Chiquita Banana and AUC
Post by: Jaron on August 09, 2009, 07:11:19 PM
Yes.
Title: Re: Chiquita Banana and AUC
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on August 09, 2009, 08:10:30 PM
I believe so. 
Title: Re: Chiquita Banana and AUC
Post by: Strix on August 09, 2009, 09:04:56 PM
No. The US government pays off governments linked with terrorists all the time, so why should a private company get in trouble for protecting it's workers in a region known for violence against those that do not.

Title: Re: Chiquita Banana and AUC
Post by: DontSayBanana on August 09, 2009, 09:59:27 PM
Horrible position to be stuck in.

1) Either you stick to your principles, and face the potential PR nightmare of being accused of wanton disregard for your workers, or...
2) Use the (closest to) legal and nonviolent means possible to protect your workers, and then be accused of supporting terrorism.

My personal opinion is that the ones who want to try to milk money from this are involved in racketeering almost as bad; they should realize that, being a private company, they don't exactly have access to military-grade security.
Title: Re: Chiquita Banana and AUC
Post by: Barrister on August 09, 2009, 10:21:01 PM
What is the basis for liability?  Negligence?  Or that Tort Feasors Act from the 18th century?

Does civil law have any defence of necessity?

It's a troubling concept.  Take it to an individual - should you hold a shop owner liable because he pays protection money to the mafia (or else his business gets vandalized) for the other crimes the mafia perpetrates?
Title: Re: Chiquita Banana and AUC
Post by: Razgovory on August 10, 2009, 02:46:13 AM
I'd say no.  Not unless they were paying them as mercenaries or something.
Title: Re: Chiquita Banana and AUC
Post by: Admiral Yi on August 10, 2009, 03:24:28 AM
Quote from: Barrister on August 09, 2009, 10:21:01 PM
It's a troubling concept.  Take it to an individual - should you hold a shop owner liable because he pays protection money to the mafia (or else his business gets vandalized) for the other crimes the mafia perpetrates?
Exactly what I was thinking.
Title: Re: Chiquita Banana and AUC
Post by: Ed Anger on August 10, 2009, 06:45:06 AM
If more beaners get greased, and I get delicious bananas at low prices well, then fuck the beaners.
Title: Re: Chiquita Banana and AUC
Post by: Faeelin on August 10, 2009, 07:55:42 AM
Quick question: Is anybody arguing this "protection money" was funding to subsidize a crackdown on leftists?
Title: Re: Chiquita Banana and AUC
Post by: DisturbedPervert on August 10, 2009, 08:03:29 AM
I don't care where they come from, the bananas must flow.
Title: Re: Chiquita Banana and AUC
Post by: DontSayBanana on August 10, 2009, 08:03:58 AM
Quote from: Faeelin on August 10, 2009, 07:55:42 AM
Quick question: Is anybody arguing this "protection money" was funding to subsidize a crackdown on leftists?

From the sounds of it, only the would-be plaintiffs.
Title: Re: Chiquita Banana and AUC
Post by: Jos Theelen on August 10, 2009, 08:10:40 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 09, 2009, 06:50:01 PM
So, do you think Chiquita should be found guilty and cough up some dough?

Is this a legal question or a moral question?

If they payed already $25 mln to a party who got no damage from the AUC, why shouldn't they pay to people who were really damaged by the AUC. Or does the Department of justice send that $25 mln to the real victims?
Title: Re: Chiquita Banana and AUC
Post by: DontSayBanana on August 10, 2009, 08:16:47 AM
Quote from: Jos Theelen on August 10, 2009, 08:10:40 AM
Is this a legal question or a moral question?

If they payed already $25 mln to a party who got no damage from the AUC, why shouldn't they pay to people who were really damaged by the AUC. Or does the Department of justice send that $25 mln to the real victims?

Fine. Do you really thing DoJ would cough up the money it extorted raised to victims? They figure that's what federal aid programs are for.
Title: Re: Chiquita Banana and AUC
Post by: Valmy on August 10, 2009, 08:27:01 AM
I think having Chiquita pay fines (which they have already done) is perfectly adequate under the circumstances.

Holding them responsible for the actions of the group shaking them down seems a bit sketchy.
Title: Re: Chiquita Banana and AUC
Post by: PDH on August 10, 2009, 08:36:32 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 10, 2009, 06:45:06 AM
If more beaners get greased, and I get delicious bananas at low prices well, then fuck the beaners.
First you get the bananas, then you get the the women.
Title: Re: Chiquita Banana and AUC
Post by: Barrister on August 10, 2009, 12:18:46 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 10, 2009, 03:24:28 AM
Quote from: Barrister on August 09, 2009, 10:21:01 PM
It's a troubling concept.  Take it to an individual - should you hold a shop owner liable because he pays protection money to the mafia (or else his business gets vandalized) for the other crimes the mafia perpetrates?
Exactly what I was thinking.

But the flip side is that it is forseeable that giving money to a terrorist organization (and AUC was on the terrorist list) will fund terrorism (yes CdM, I'm looking at you).

If this was merely a bribe, or an easier way of doing business, then why shouldn't they be liable?

Because I'm a criminal lawyer I think of everything in terms of criminal law.  The defense of necessity might apply - if there was no other reasonable legal alternative available you can be excused for breaking the law.  But the Banana people would have to show there was no reasonable alternative.
Title: Re: Chiquita Banana and AUC
Post by: DontSayBanana on August 10, 2009, 12:25:18 PM
Quote from: Barrister on August 10, 2009, 12:18:46 PM
But the flip side is that it is forseeable that giving money to a terrorist organization (and AUC was on the terrorist list) will fund terrorism (yes CdM, I'm looking at you).

If this was merely a bribe, or an easier way of doing business, then why shouldn't they be liable?

Because I'm a criminal lawyer I think of everything in terms of criminal law.  The defense of necessity might apply - if there was no other reasonable legal alternative available you can be excused for breaking the law.  But the Banana people would have to show there was no reasonable alternative.

I think in the case of protection money, it's reasonable that the level of force necessary to invalidate the threat would have been illegal for a non-government entity.
Title: Re: Chiquita Banana and AUC
Post by: jimmy olsen on August 10, 2009, 12:26:48 PM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on August 10, 2009, 12:25:18 PM
Quote from: Barrister on August 10, 2009, 12:18:46 PM
But the flip side is that it is forseeable that giving money to a terrorist organization (and AUC was on the terrorist list) will fund terrorism (yes CdM, I'm looking at you).

If this was merely a bribe, or an easier way of doing business, then why shouldn't they be liable?

Because I'm a criminal lawyer I think of everything in terms of criminal law.  The defense of necessity might apply - if there was no other reasonable legal alternative available you can be excused for breaking the law.  But the Banana people would have to show there was no reasonable alternative.

I think in the case of protection money, it's reasonable that the level of force necessary to invalidate the threat would have been illegal for a non-government entity.
Blackwater :ph34r:
Title: Re: Chiquita Banana and AUC
Post by: derspiess on August 10, 2009, 12:33:39 PM
They gave me free bananas at a recent event, and Jaron says yes, so I'll state a firm NO.
Title: Re: Chiquita Banana and AUC
Post by: Ed Anger on August 10, 2009, 12:35:21 PM
Quote from: derspiess on August 10, 2009, 12:33:39 PM
They gave me free bananas at a recent event, and Jaron says yes, so I'll state a firm NO.

Turn those bananas into a puddin'. Kids love banana pudding.
Title: Re: Chiquita Banana and AUC
Post by: jimmy olsen on August 10, 2009, 12:35:47 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 10, 2009, 12:35:21 PM
Quote from: derspiess on August 10, 2009, 12:33:39 PM
They gave me free bananas at a recent event, and Jaron says yes, so I'll state a firm NO.

Turn those bananas into a puddin'. Kids love banana pudding.
Chocolate Pudding Uber Alles!
Title: Re: Chiquita Banana and AUC
Post by: DontSayBanana on August 10, 2009, 12:37:06 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 10, 2009, 12:26:48 PM
Blackwater :ph34r:

Blackwater is authorized as a private contractor for the state department, and DOJ has questioned its status since State Department contractors are exempt from military law, as of 2006. :contract:
Title: Re: Chiquita Banana and AUC
Post by: Ed Anger on August 10, 2009, 12:37:55 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 10, 2009, 12:35:47 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 10, 2009, 12:35:21 PM
Quote from: derspiess on August 10, 2009, 12:33:39 PM
They gave me free bananas at a recent event, and Jaron says yes, so I'll state a firm NO.

Turn those bananas into a puddin'. Kids love banana pudding.
Chocolate Pudding Uber Alles!

Fag.
Title: Re: Chiquita Banana and AUC
Post by: lustindarkness on August 10, 2009, 12:40:14 PM
It all goes back to the times of 100 Years of Solitude.
Title: Re: Chiquita Banana and AUC
Post by: derspiess on August 10, 2009, 12:50:42 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 10, 2009, 12:35:21 PM
Turn those bananas into a puddin'. Kids love banana pudding.

I turned 'em into something else  :ph34r:
Title: Re: Chiquita Banana and AUC
Post by: garbon on August 10, 2009, 12:51:17 PM
Quote from: derspiess on August 10, 2009, 12:50:42 PM
I turned 'em into something else  :ph34r:

Banana boats? :w00t:
Title: Re: Chiquita Banana and AUC
Post by: Ed Anger on August 10, 2009, 12:51:21 PM
Quote from: derspiess on August 10, 2009, 12:50:42 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 10, 2009, 12:35:21 PM
Turn those bananas into a puddin'. Kids love banana pudding.

I turned 'em into something else  :ph34r:

We don't want to hear about the sex toys.  :mad:
Title: Re: Chiquita Banana and AUC
Post by: derspiess on August 10, 2009, 12:53:50 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 10, 2009, 12:51:17 PM
Banana boats? :w00t:

I guess you could call it that.
Title: Re: Chiquita Banana and AUC
Post by: The Brain on August 10, 2009, 12:55:12 PM
On the one hand you have a nasty terrorist organization. On the other sweet golden bananas. Not much of a choice, is there?